Stunning Romeo Beckham and his fat sister Harper

Which career is Romeo being handed?

He has Victoria's pig nose.

It's eerie - they're identical.

He looks just like his mom in the Spice Girls circa 1997.

Is Spice Hispanic? Why is he so dark?

he is the cute one.

Isn't David Beckham's tramp stamp named after Romeo?

Posh was a fat child as well. Harper will have an eating disorder in her twenties like Mum.

R7 In her twenties? That's too late. Try teens.

Why fat shame a little girl? What has she done to you ?

David is still the hottest.

Yikes! Talk about a "spitting image," that boy's a clone!

R9, you forgot to sign your post.

His mouth is too wide and nose too piggish, like older bro Brooklyn. The youngest boy Cruz (15 now) might turn out to be the least piggish.

He looks EXACTLY like Posh Spice circa 1998!

Harper was the cutest little baby.

[quote] He looks just like his mom in the Spice Girls circa 1997.

[quote] He looks EXACTLY like Posh Spice circa 1998!

So which one is it - 1997 or 1998?

R16 IIRC, they broke up in early 1998. I was the biggest Spice Girls fan in the 4th grade. So 1997 is probably right.

I cried the day Ginger left. I was a sad young gayling that day.

What’s his skin color? What’s his father’s skin color?

Damn, he became legal today, his birthday is September 1, 2002.

Who's tapping that ass tonight?

R18 Paging yellow skin troll.

I swear it looks like his mom's face was photoshopped over his. Insane resemblance.

He is the best looking one out of that crop of kids.

He got the dark. Is she Dark Welsh?

[quote] Paging yellow skin troll.

Why?

She is Welsh. There you go.

she's overweight

She's a healthy little kid.

you know they are spoiled!

Is Harper in touch with that fat Dutch princess?

More stinking than stunning. I bet his forrskin is full of smeg.*licking plap plap*

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Romeo looks like he's got a touch of the tar brush.

Considering who her MOM is, I think it's a miracle they HAVEN'T forced a rigid diet/ exercise routine on Harper which is nice. However, I agree with you R8, by her teen years, if she hasn't stretched out, mum will have fully instructed her in the ways of eating disorders.

He looks like a very tan Justin Bieber to me.

He has a surprisingly ethnic look. It's the black eyes, I think.

Why are they both brown?

I always though he was gay when he was a child model....

Move over, Brooklyn. Romeo is cuter than you.

What is his borderline illiterate father saying here:

[Quote] You have grown into the most beautiful person and that as you say yourself ( a man finally ) 🤔

Romeo calls himself beautiful and David is teasingly unsure (the chin stroking emoji)?

Statistically, one of their boys gotta be gay

Harper is cute and looks happy.

OP, are you slender? Were you slender at 10 years old?

Does he know he's gay yet?

Is he white?

So they will be rich English white trash. Married at 24, aimless, accomplishment-free.

Posh and Beckham tried SO hard to be celebrities in America but the American public didn't give two fucks about either one of them. They got a big push for awhile from their PR but it all fizzled out when it became obvious it just wasn't going to happen for them in the US.

It didn't make them big stars in America but it still worked for brand Beckham. Even Mel B, with her US TV success, only has 1.5 million followers on Instagram. Victoria has 28.6 million.

They wanted to be STARS though r47. The public in America just didn't care.

Not enough for them to make a new life in the US, but to even get exposure in America benefits non-Americans, e.g. Piers Morgan. They have even more of an international audience thanks to their American efforts.

They wanted to be a big celebrity couple like Will and Jada, George and Amal etc. r49. That was their plan and it didn't work.

Oh damn, Romeo has Covid bussy

[quote] So they will be rich English white trash.

Romeo is white?

White trash always has a nice tan. They're half naked 95% of the time.

Both of Romeo's parents are English. That's pretty fucking white.

Plenty of English people aren't white.

Ethnic English are.

Don't shame kids.

Also, if you didn't know who is parents are, you would say that is a "pretty boy". He will likely be a looker as a young man.

The Beckhams DNA didn't mesh well together. I think Romeo, dumb name, has benefited from having a greater resemblence to just one of his parents. Our we sure his father wasn't the gardener, why does he look like a mexican.

R58 It's called a tan. He doesn't look Mexican at all.

Gf, 5:30.

She's a kid and looks fine. He looks like he needs a couple of showers and a haircut.

......

Romeo is the face of St Laurent's new collection.

Got his mommy’s smile! 😕

Sparkle, Romeo, sparkle! So glum like his mum!

All you dumbass flyover whores asking about their skin tone! They're tanned year round from their countless trips overseas, and if that fails, they tan on sunbeds. Exactly the same as American celebs.

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I’d take Rocco over Beckham any day of the week.

Rocco seems like an interesting guy.

I will say I don’t follow this family but in anything I’ve inevitably seen they all look like they adore and dote on this girl.

He looks latino. Is he hispanic?

She’s a little child, why fat shame her?

He look womanly.

Fat shaming every age group from one month to one hundred years is what some of the DataLoungeLizards do best.

How long before she gets those bolted on implants that look like oranges stuffed in her chest? 14? 16?

If Huge Harper stays chubby she won't need bolt ons. Her face is pretty so maybe she'll get work as a plus size model. I'm amazed that Homeo is taller than Beckham considering his short ass mother.

Wouldn't it be great if Victoria didn't give a shit that her daughter was 10 or 20 lbs overweight and figures the kid will grow out of it or take advantage of trainers and chefs when she wants to do something about it.

Trying to imagine how fucked in the head OP must be to bring up a teenager's weight using those words. Seriously OP, have you gone a day without making nasty comments about fat people? Because we all see the frequent comments, the Chrissy Metz jokes that have nothing to do with the topic, but I have this weird feeling its just a few nasty, most likely incredibly overweight posters who do it. (A legitimately funny joke is always welcome, regardless of who it targets, I just don't see too many on here.)

R76 = 400 lbs and triggered.

OP doesn't realize Victoria's weight has gone up and down all her life and she's had eating disorders.

Harper is probably 30lbs overweight at ten years old. Let's hope she is tall like Romeo and not a 5ft 4 goblin like her mother.

[QUOTE] The youngest boy Cruz (15 now) might turn out to be the least piggish

Cruz looks just like Brooklyn.

Here's Cruz who's definitely in good shape for 15. Already has abs. Who does he look like?

David with his three sons. Brooklyn far and away the fugliest.

She looks like a young Chrissy Metz

Damn, they all look like hammered shit in that photo, r82, including their hideously be-tattooed father. In OP’s pic, Romeo looks like a girl with a mustache and yes, his mother’s pig nose.

Do the other Spice Girls have kids? Somebody should put together the Spice Girls v2, featuring children (male and female) of the original group. They’d suck to high hell, but it would be hilarious.

Romeo got a 65k car for his 18th birthday. He does have a pig's profile here.

DLers make me laugh. Always shading the fatties when most of the posters here are geriatric and only fit into caftans or sweatpants.

She's a kid OP, it's called baby fat and it's normal. You want her to be anorexic already? There's plenty of time for that.

r84 "Do the other Spice Girls have kids?"

Yes. Mel B has three daughters, Geri has a daughter and a son, Emma has two sons and Mel C has a daughter.

Is he a yas kween? Looks it.

Are we really calling 8 year old girls fat and ugly on DL now for no apparent reason other than being cunts?

Harper is nine and already fatter than her mother. I see adderall in her future.

Major coke habit downloading for Harper. Probably hit her around 16 years old. She'll drop 50 pounds and start modelling.