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Which gay or bi super wealthy /billionaires would you marry if you had to choose one of them to get wed to?

Not neccesarily who you find the sexiest but who do you think would make the best husband overall out of this elite group of men.

You can always divorce them after a few years šŸ˜‰

Giorgio Armani?Peter Thiel?Elton John? Michael Kors?

Too many for me to list. Think of it this way if you like-If you were a gay gold digger who would you be able to put up with the greatest ease for a few years before you tried for a juicy divorce settlement...

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by Anonymousreply 67September 9, 2020 9:38 PM

Jeff Bezos. Momma didn’t raise no fool.

by Anonymousreply 1September 1, 2020 7:33 AM

Oh. Gay or bi. Never mind .

by Anonymousreply 2September 1, 2020 7:34 AM

r2 I included bi because of Giorgio Armani who is arguably a good catch for a gay gold digger and is definitely super wealthy.

by Anonymousreply 3September 1, 2020 7:47 AM

r1 Is he gay or bi?

by Anonymousreply 4September 1, 2020 7:47 AM

None of the above.

And Peter Thiel is like an over-the-top, cartoonish caricature of an insane super-villain who was magically created into reality. Anybody who would be willing to give that creature pleasure... is a garbage human being.

by Anonymousreply 5September 1, 2020 7:48 AM

r5 What about liberal billionaire Jon Stryker?

by Anonymousreply 6September 1, 2020 7:51 AM

Anyone with a slim yet muscular body, attractive face, big dick with proficiency is usage, highly intelligent and 6 ft tall or less. Foodie a plus, a pleasant and not too talky personality. WASP preferred with good manners and a taste for theater and fun. Must like books.

by Anonymousreply 7September 1, 2020 7:56 AM

You'll essentially be a paid whore R7. You'll take what you get for the money and you'll pretend to like it.

by Anonymousreply 8September 1, 2020 8:18 AM

Mick Jagger

by Anonymousreply 9September 1, 2020 8:20 AM

Anderson Cooper.

by Anonymousreply 10September 1, 2020 8:38 AM

Jack Dorsey the CEO of Twitter

Hot muscle daddy and oh-so fuckable šŸ˜‹

by Anonymousreply 11September 1, 2020 8:41 AM

DJT

by Anonymousreply 12September 1, 2020 8:54 AM

Is he gay?! r11 He is nice when hes had a shave.

by Anonymousreply 13September 1, 2020 10:05 AM

R11 You have excellent taste.

by Anonymousreply 14September 1, 2020 11:25 AM

Tim Cook

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by Anonymousreply 15September 1, 2020 11:32 AM

The one closest to dying with no close heirs and not into leave money to charities.

by Anonymousreply 16September 1, 2020 12:23 PM

Even with close heirs and some sort of charitable inheritance, he can still leave you a good chunk of change in his will, R16. Let’s say you get $10 million—do you really need more money than that at your age?

by Anonymousreply 17September 1, 2020 12:30 PM

R10 Anderson Cooper would be my go to as well - mainly because I find him attractive in his own right. I'd marry him even if he had nothing much to his name but $100 and a crap old car

by Anonymousreply 18September 1, 2020 5:58 PM

r17 Very true

by Anonymousreply 19September 1, 2020 6:19 PM

r8=Vairst Letty

by Anonymousreply 20September 1, 2020 9:13 PM

Pardon? r20 šŸ¤”

by Anonymousreply 21September 3, 2020 3:01 AM

If they were mega wealthy I can fake it pretty well.

by Anonymousreply 22September 3, 2020 3:18 AM

Tyler Perry.

by Anonymousreply 23September 3, 2020 3:19 AM

Peter Thiel is a sociopath — you will be constantly violated.

by Anonymousreply 24September 3, 2020 3:19 AM

r23 Tyler Perry is gay?

r24 I know his moral compass is a bit dodgy to say the least but can you said a little more please?

by Anonymousreply 25September 3, 2020 3:22 AM

Thiel is a terrible human being.

Geffen is too love 'em and leave 'em - he'd be moving on to the next twink in a hot minute

I'll go with Tim Cook

by Anonymousreply 26September 3, 2020 3:27 AM

Is Keanu Reeves a billionaire yet?

by Anonymousreply 27September 3, 2020 3:33 AM

David Muir!

by Anonymousreply 28September 3, 2020 3:35 AM

John Travolta

by Anonymousreply 29September 3, 2020 3:48 AM

Prince Charles!

by Anonymousreply 30September 3, 2020 3:54 AM

Prince Edward

by Anonymousreply 31September 3, 2020 4:32 AM

matt drudge

by Anonymousreply 32September 3, 2020 5:31 AM

[quote] Anyone with a slim yet muscular body, attractive face, big dick with proficiency is usage, highly intelligent and 6 ft tall or less. Foodie a plus, a pleasant and not too talky personality. WASP preferred with good manners and a taste for theater and fun. Must like books.

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by Anonymousreply 33September 3, 2020 5:34 AM

What, no Andy Cohen?

by Anonymousreply 34September 3, 2020 4:18 PM

If you wish r34!

by Anonymousreply 35September 3, 2020 6:04 PM

R33, to each his Dulcinea. šŸ˜†

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by Anonymousreply 36September 3, 2020 6:28 PM

No one wants Calvin Klein, Barry Diller, or David Geffen?

by Anonymousreply 37September 3, 2020 9:06 PM

That (now dead) guy who married Anna Nicole Smith.

by Anonymousreply 38September 3, 2020 9:10 PM

Sorry baby, but even I don't want Barry Diller anymore...

by Anonymousreply 39September 3, 2020 9:13 PM

I would take Calvin if no one else wants him.

I like someone with some talent and some magic about them. He gets a lot of crap here but I bet being his husband would be a blast.

by Anonymousreply 40September 3, 2020 9:21 PM

PT would probably drink your blood. He’s barely a billionaire.

Not in the same league as the others here.

He’s basically the bus boy of Silicon Valley.

by Anonymousreply 41September 3, 2020 9:22 PM

Did the gay koch brother have an heir? If not, it’s a missed opportunity for a log cabin type.

by Anonymousreply 42September 3, 2020 9:23 PM

R41, Thiel's a nut but calling him a "busboy" is silly. He probably has a higher net worth than 90% of the people mentioned in this thread

by Anonymousreply 43September 3, 2020 9:26 PM

r42 Which one was gay?

by Anonymousreply 44September 3, 2020 9:51 PM

I’ll take Barry Diller, aka BD.

by Anonymousreply 45September 3, 2020 10:14 PM

[quote][R2] I included bi because of Giorgio Armani who is arguably a good catch for a gay gold digger and is definitely super wealthy.

r3, well, you learn something new everyday. I had no idea Armani is bisexual but a quick wiki search confirmed it.

So, of the the super-wealthy bisexual men who would be willing to date another man openly I can now think of Giorgio Armani and Calvin Klein, any others?

by Anonymousreply 46September 4, 2020 1:21 PM

I can’t find any attractive billionaires via Google so far so I’d go for someone old and impotent. Any suggestions?

by Anonymousreply 47September 4, 2020 1:33 PM

Jayzuz, R36. All that money and he still couldn’t grow a better beard.

AND he looks more and more like a literal flamboyant penis, more and more, everyday.

Anybody got some ā€œtailsā€ to tell about this fancy pecker?

Who’s had him?

by Anonymousreply 48September 4, 2020 1:39 PM

At least Elton John has a committed relationship/marriage with David Furnish unlike Calvin Klein and David Geffen who just go through a series of twinks.

by Anonymousreply 49September 4, 2020 1:45 PM

Definitely Tim Cook. No sex until you put back iPhoto. No blowie unless you stop with the constant iPhone bullshit. My country would thank me.

by Anonymousreply 50September 4, 2020 1:48 PM

another vote for Tim Cook. I'd consider Tyler Perry, however Giorgio Armani throws off my rankings.

Good Lord Bezos' trans ladyboy is fug. His ex-wife is better looking than whatever that is.

by Anonymousreply 51September 4, 2020 1:53 PM

A shy, well educated, gentlemanly, sporty, Gulf state prince. At home in London, Paris, Cairo, and summer watering holes. Superyacht.

by Anonymousreply 52September 4, 2020 2:06 PM

R52 = Melanoma, planning for her retirement fund, or second ā€œwindā€...

by Anonymousreply 53September 4, 2020 2:21 PM

Once you get him, the best way to keep him is to have his baby. Don't you forget!

by Anonymousreply 54September 4, 2020 3:20 PM

r25, supporting an anti-gay political party as a gay man himself, plus supporting Trump in 2016 is more than just "a bit dodgy moral compass" and all the "little bit more" you need to know that Thiel is a sociopath.

But if that's not enough for you, you can always rely on Peter Thiel creating the technology for the Trump Administration to hunt illegal immigrants and political opponents and profiting from that, or the fact that Thiel discriminates against Asians when hiring.

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by Anonymousreply 55September 4, 2020 10:20 PM

Defrauding investors also - Peter Thiel sociopath.

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by Anonymousreply 56September 4, 2020 10:21 PM

Tim Cook is the only rational answer.

I’d be curious about his work/life balance though. No point being with someone you never see.

by Anonymousreply 57September 4, 2020 10:31 PM

[quote] No point being with someone you never see.

Did you even read the subject line, R57? $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

by Anonymousreply 58September 4, 2020 10:43 PM

I'll take the 89 year old, wheel-chair bound billionaire with no heirs. I've put up several Craigslist ads, but no luck yet.

Anna-Nicole Smith is clearly my guiding spirit and guardian angel. Half the time I can't make out what she's saying, but she's been pretty insistent about the 89 year old wheelchair part. That part has come through loud and clear.

I ignore the ramblings about Trimspa.

by Anonymousreply 59September 4, 2020 10:48 PM

Best of luck r59!!šŸ˜šŸ˜‰

by Anonymousreply 60September 9, 2020 2:02 PM

Whomever is closest to death. I have few standards but lots of time left to enjoy the gold pot.

by Anonymousreply 61September 9, 2020 2:21 PM

I know he has passed and probably not THAT wealthy. But Jim Nabors. I would be satisfied to locate to his Hawaii residence.

by Anonymousreply 62September 9, 2020 2:40 PM

We have a bisexual billionaire here in Norway.

by Anonymousreply 63September 9, 2020 2:58 PM

Who is it r63?

by Anonymousreply 64September 9, 2020 3:11 PM

Yeah, who is it?

by Anonymousreply 65September 9, 2020 3:25 PM

R11 It's a common misconception but Jack Dorsey is not gay. (google it)

by Anonymousreply 66September 9, 2020 3:51 PM

Rock Hudson, pre-1980.

by Anonymousreply 67September 9, 2020 9:38 PM
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