Dancing With The Stars

Dancing With The Moobs.

Give me a shot. I'll bring bang-up ratings.

Will Ellen pay someone to smash Anne's knee caps a la Nancy Kerrigan before Anne goes onstage? I wouldn't put it past that hateful elf. Let's tune in to find out!

Isn't it kind of difficult to dance with a partition between you and your partner?

Dancing with the Flops

Smart move for Metcalfe. Another thread says he wants to revitalize his career. DWTS is the perfect platform.

So, are they all going to dance with masks on, in front of an audience of no one?

I hope they ALL get Covid!

Full cast was revealed on GMA.

“Backstreet Boys” member AJ McLean

Netflix’s “Cheer” head coach Monica Aldama

“Bachelorette” star Kaitlyn Bristowe

Olympic figure skater Johnny Weir

Super Bowl champion Vernon Davis

Disney Channel star Skai Jackson

“Catfish” host Nev Schulman

NBA player Charles Oakley

actress Anne Heche

“The Real” host Jeannie Mai

“Selling Sunset” real estate agent Chrishell Stause

“One Day at a Time” star Justina Machado

rapper Nelly

Carole Baskin of “Tiger King” fame

Carole Baskin better dance to Eye of the Tiger.

Johnny Weir! Maybe they'll pair him up with a man. We already had a transsexual FTM who danced with a woman (Chaz Bono) so finalllly maybe ??

How downhill DWTS has gone. Nothing but Reality TV people now.

Anne Heche !? She a legit TV Star and former Movie Star. What a come down.

Carole Baskin!

Isn't Nelly too gangsta for this shit?!!

I hope the Bachelorette star doesn’t win again. Fuck ABC.

R11

Highly unlikely. They didn’t pair Adam Rippon or any gay contestant with a man.

Dwts has gotten to the point where they are xss asting murderers. What's next? Oj next season?

*casting

Casted.

Is this a good cast? A positive cast?

Hopefully this will be the last season for this shit show.

"Dwts has gotten to the point where they are xss asting murderers. What's next? Oj next season?"

But, OJ was acquitted of murder, so he wouldn't qualify. He got out and I got a facelift.

Haha!

Although seeing Former President Donald J. Trump on the show next season might make it worth it for the show to survive.

From a diversity perspective this seems a well-rounded cast, although I’ve never heard of most of them. Vernon Davis, Nelly, Skai Jackson and Charles Oakley are African-American. Jennie Mai is Asian-American and Justina Machado Puerto Rican. Jesse Metcalfe, AJ McLean and possibly Nev Schulman sport mixed race.

From a diversity perspective this seems a well-rounded cast, although I’ve never heard of most of them. Vernon Davis, Nelly, Skai Jackson and Charles Oakley are African-American. Jennie Mai is Asian-American and Justina Machado Puerto Rican. Jesse Metcalfe, AJ McLean and possibly Nev Schulman appear mixed race.

I actually would tune in to watch Carol. Don't know about the other z-listers

they yanked those promos with Tyra saying it's going to 'the next level'

What level was it at before?

Where's their usual right-winger? Maybe it'll be the surprise 15th contestant - Steve Bannon? Is he in the link? Giuliani? Kellyanne? (maybe that's why she quit)

* link should be clink

R25 / R26 Nev is heavily and hairily Jewish

[quote] they yanked those promos with Tyra

Why did they yank them?

[quote]Will Ellen pay someone to smash Anne's knee caps a la Nancy Kerrigan before Anne goes onstage?

And she'll laugh and laugh until she cries, and then rewind and rewind.

Isn't Metcalf gay as a goose? Will he come out on the show and dance with a man?

Don't know him - is her gayer than Johnny Weir? These guys are gonna make those male pro dancers look butch.

supposably Jesse slept through the female cast on one of his shows, but Elizabeth Smart's dad came out in his 60s after fathering multiple children.

R32, I think they yanked them b/c Tyra's implying the show will be better iwth her than Tom; that's not going to win her any points.

my point being re: Ed Smart, some guys live their whole loves screwing women, making babies...and they're gay as a goose.

Some of these people were actually stars, like Nelly, Anne Heche and Jesse Metcalfe. For the life of me I will never understand why they keep casting people from The Bachelor. Most people don't know who they are, but they have a fanbase that will vote for them regardless. Hannah Brown shouldn't have won last season and was annoying as hell on top of it.

[quote] For the life of me I will never understand why they keep casting people from The Bachelor.

It’s an ABC show. They also always cast a Disney kid because Disney owns ABC.

Disney kids, Bachelors, Bachelorettes - abc shows - always sports person - usually an olympian and then the outrageous choices - like Carole Baskin or Sean Spicer.

Will Gleb or the dancer with the yellow skin be on this season?

Derek hosts J Los dance show, r41. He won’t be on. He’s moved on.

Gleb, idk. Love him though. So handsome.

Poor Celestia ,has she fallen on hard times?

Gleb was in the GMA promo so I assume he is on.

Disney also owns ESPN, which is the sports connection.

Met Vernon Davis........gay, closeted.

The contestants for the UK’s Strictly Come Dancing are being announced at the moment.

Former NFL player Jason Bell is doing it, he presents an NFL highlights show on the BBC but is best known for dating Girls Aloud member Nadine Coyle, who previously dated Jesse Metcalfe.

Also taking part is double Olympic champion boxer Nicola Adams who is partnered with a female dancer. The media keeps referring to it as same sex dancing, not same gender dancing. Hopefully she’ll be paired with a white dancer so the whack jobs can complain about INTERRACIAL LESBIAN TANGO.

[quote] Will Gleb or the dancer with the yellow skin be on this season?

Why “yellow skin”?

Gleb.

[Quote]For the life of me I will never understand why they keep casting people from The Bachelor. Most people don't know who they are

The Bachelor is one of the highest rated shows on TV with more than 6 million viewers each episode. That's more viewers than a lot of TV shows the other actors have been on.

r50 plus ABC cross promotion.

I was the winning star, y’all!

It’s a shame Cameron Boyce was never on because he’d slay. RIP.

I’m so looking forward to former First Lady Trump in next season’s cast.

Screw Melania. I want to see Barron on there doing a Cossack dance.

I've never watched it, because it's sensationalist trash. That being said, there WAS one performance I came across on YouTube, that I particularly enjoyed...moreso for the theatricality of the number, as opposed to the execution (no pun intended) of the dance itself. And of course, I love Ricki Lake.

r38, couldn't agree more on Hannah.

she is always smiling even when she's not happy; that's a red flag.

I wasn't happy she won, but I was glad Alan won.

At this point, I'm only rooting for the pros who've never won. Gleb and Sasha? I'd like to see them win next. Or Artem.

Dancing with the Has-beens is still on? Amazing!

Have any Brady or Partridge kids been on yet?

R58, we asked Susan Dey but she never responded.

Be kind to Anne!

R58 I know Maureen and Florence both were on.

Love Justina Machado. I will be rooting for her. I like the One Day At A Time reboot quite a lot. She's also in a rather touching Netflix teen movie called All Together Now.

[quote] It’s a shame Cameron Boyce was never on because he’d slay. RIP.

He wasn't a contestant, but he appeared with other Descendants' cast members performing one song to promote the release of one of the sequels on the Disney Channel.

Bergeron now calls it " Footwork With the Famous."

I mean...I wouldn't watch this at gunpoint BUT that seems like an interesting cast. I'll happily read the DL threads this season.

Lots of dancers this season.

AJ McLean, Kaitlyn Bristowe, Nev Schulman, Justina Machado, Skai Jackson -- all have dance background Monica Aldama -- cheerleader Johnny Weir -- figure skater

Everyone else is fucked.

Gleb might be busy with his underpants business.

He dances in those, he wins the season. So, what are you willing to do for the win, Gleb?

Gleb

I love Gleb

Gleb.

I have never even heard of at least half of these people, and with names like Chrishell, Skai and Nev, I had to Google them to even know what sex they were. I thought they usually had equal numbers of guys and gals but this is 8 gals and 6 guys.

Have they chosen the new hosts yet?

Chrishell is, I think, the estranged wife of the cheating This is Us star and DL fave Justin Hartley.

Justin Hartley is not a DL fav. And she’s a soap star and has her successful show Selling Sunset

Isn't Tyra Banks the only host?

R74 yup

I am expecting Johnny Weir to exceed my expectations.

" 8 gals and 6 guys. "

That makes me pessimistic that they'll pair Johnny with a male pro - unless they're putting the females with female pros, maybe Anne?

Anyway, you need one pro per one celeb and if they follow their usual plan, they'll need all the male ones for the women celebs.

Male pros: Alan, Artem, Brandon, Gleb, Keo, Pasha, Sasha, Val. = 8

Female pros: Britt, Cheryl, Daniella, Emma, Jenna, Peta, Sharna = 7

Peta's got an athlete and she's had several before. Cheryl's got a boy-bander and she's had them before. So... if Adam Rippon had Jenna, I guess Johnny's stuck with her. Yuck. I hate Jenna.

R79

And Adam won. First gay winner. So you hate Jenna for guiding Adam to victory?

No, I'm glad he won. Just don't like her.

Probably have an audience wall like "America's Got Talent", which actually was a great idea. Hope somebody got a raise.

Jenna's nice.

Most of them are. The only one who isn't nice is someone who used to host the show.

And I"m NOT talking about Tom!

Derek Hough is coming back and will be a judge.

wasn't Nelly involved in some shady business, why would Disney have him on DWTS?

Why would they have Tonya Harding who was involved in the injury of a rival? Why that Carole person who is widely believed to have killed her ex-husband? Why have Tom Delay or Sean Spicer? Why have Chris Brown (as a singing guest) after he beat up Rihanna? They love this kind of shit.

[quote] Derek Hough is coming back and will be a judge.

Link please, R84.

R87

He is replacing Len who can’t travel because of COVID-19 restrictions.

But Len will still show up in a different way, apparently.

Thank you, R88.

Is this a good move? A positive move?

I'm surprised Derek has the time. I thought for sure his schedule would be packed rehearsing for Singing in the Rain on Broadway.

This cast is as C-list as ever, but you can see the Tyra influence in how they are culling. This show is trying to move away from its current base (deplorable, midwestern, watches live) and trying to get Black Twitter and city dwellers.

The problem? The executives overestimated Tyra's value. I'm not sure anyone actually likes her. ANTM was never highly rated, and became a bit of a joke for its last dozen or so "cycles." If ratings spike, this will look genius, and Tyra will get credit, but it'll likely be because they had a plan in play to shift the demographic. If the more likely happens (and this show bleeds deplorable viewers who go unreplaced), Tyra will take the blame pretty hard, and they will need to beg Tom Bergeron to come back, as he is big key to that show's endurance, and they underestimated that.

if this was ten years ago, I'd tell you Anne Heche would be first voted out, and it would come down to Johnny Weir and Vernon Davis for the title. I bet the producers are hoping for something like this.

But post-Bobby Bones, and in the Trump world, the Bachelorette and Tiger King people are probably going to go far, dancing skills or not.

I'm going to have someone in Wardrobe loosen Celestia's bra strap so her tit falls out.

"The problem? The executives overestimated Tyra's value. I'm not sure anyone actually likes her. "

R92, How...dare you.

You don't know.

You know where Tyra came from.

What she had to do to get to where she is today.

What she sacrificed. What she gave up.

YOU DON'T KNOW!

Details and a photo of the re-designed dance floor (with no audience) - the other couples will watch from the balcony, each couple socially distanced from the others.

Even the married pro-dancer couples will stay apart during the show - they say there are three of them ?? I know about Val/Jenna and Sasha/Emma but can't think of the third.

Is the flaming Italian guy coming back?

that set is making me dizzy.....

Yes, I think Bruno's staying in Los Angeles and doing DWTS (instead of the other gig that he usually does simultaneously: Strictly Come Dancing in London). He and Len usually fly back and forth every week, but that's not sensible during Covid.

Well, that's what they used to do - Len stepped down from Strictly and was replaced by Mark Ballas' mother Shirley. Sorry - I forgot. Len kept the more lucrative DWTS job though, didn't he?

Tyra is fucking annoying in the commercial already.

I can’t wait to see all the sexy men on the dance floor! Hurry up and get here Monday.

R100.

I predict after each dance the following.

Tyra: "Boy/Girl that was fierce! I was watching and I can't believe what I just saw. That was fantastabulous! Just like my gown which is blowing up on social media! Let's get your scores now! Maks and I did this dance in Season 10."

Okay, that last line was classic Erin.

I predict Tom will be back for Season 30 and I hope he gets everything he wants.

I loved the Jordan Fisher host idea someone posted here. I’m like obsessed with Jordan lol. He is so sexy, talented, and cool.

Like a true narcissist, Tyra has made the show all about her.

She's prominently in the commercials. Her face is the only thing plastered on the billboards.

Tyra is going to be insufferable.

I mean, it could be Tyra’s narcissism for all we know. But I’m not surprised that the network would make their expensive new host the centerpiece for the ad campaign. She’s a bigger star than anyone in the cast.

R105, perhaps, but the 'star' of DWTS is the dancing.

Tom never sucked away focus from the couples and he acted as a barrier between them and the judges.

His quips and jokes would disarm, lighten the mood, never drawing blood.

Will Tyra do a 'you don't know who I am!' rant? Stay tuned.

Tyra isn't just the host. She's an executive producer.

You want us to believe she didn't have a hand in this? R105

One minute in and it sucks already.

Is this "the" thread?

Tyra is bad. She's way too much.

Who is this realtor? I’m tuning in for Carole Baskin and Johnny Weir.

Tyra needs to stop the British accent.

Derek wanking over the athlete.

This is my first time watching in years. Ugh, I forgot how extra Bruno is.

The canned audience cheering noise is stupid. We can see there is NO AUDIENCE, idiots.

there's nothing special about the show this year; no stand out celebrity.

No pro with a great backstory.

Gleb's happily married with two kids he dotes on; it's not like he and Chrishell will hook up.

Really? My problem is I loved too many of the contestants tonight. But my bias is with Skai or Johnny. But I really liked most of them. Most of them were good on the first night. A real talented cast. However, I’m afraid some of the worst will knock out more talented contestants.

they're likable enough R117, but no one is jumping out early on.

Nelly is fine as fuck. And Johnny Weir is wonderfully unafraid and talented. Val got FAT. The Tiger lady must leave, but Pascha's ASS should stay in those pants! It's a good cast, Derrick is an insightful judge and Tryra is fake as fuck. Still the show needed to get rid of it's deplorable fanbase, and this cast, new host & gorgeous set should do it. Off to a promising start. I don't remember who Gleb is partnered with but that chubby Latina chick was on fire. Thinks look good for Sasha. I can't stand his wife though.

[quote] It's a good cast

Is it a positive cast?

[quote] I don't remember who Gleb is partnered with

Gleb

If the audience loved Gleb as much as R121 does, he might make it past week four, some year. Gleb is really handsome AND really boring. The weakest pro dancer.

and the hottest

The judges definitely underrated Johnny compared to the rest.

Gleb is seriously gorgeous.

Tyra was annoying the first hour but got better.

But I really miss Tom. I mean, can you imagine what he would say to Carol? That would have been priceless.

I have a feeling the producers didn't like Johnny's fishnet sheer trousers. Maybe he surprised them with the outfit? The camera kept avoiding them as much as possible.

Agree though - they lowballed him - and buried him in the middle of the lineup. They usually put the best at the end or next to last. So they thought the attraction was Carole Baskin, our murderess?

Ok then. I was expecting Tyra to be a car wreck. She was fine zzzzzzz. Stumbled on her words a little bit but she'll calm down. Still miss Tom.

If Val's gotten fat, Cheryl's obese! (waist down) I was shocked. Not as bad as Lacey Schwimmer but not camera ready. And Carrie Ann's Halloween wig screamed desperation - at least she acknowledged it was a wig and was uncomfortable.

Why did they bother with Len? yet it's fine to dump Tom without a peep?

old tyra done had her nose done again and a buncha stuff....

she bleachin or is it makeup....she went white!

she gross.

Yea i miss Tom too.....he was awesome host.

Tyra is just tacky.

Why the constant noise/ clapping in the background.....creepy

Bummer they gave Gleb that pigeon toed bimbo....we loooove gleb dammit

the Catfish guy has to GO....

Where is the petition to get Tom back??

I only watched the first couple of seasons of “ANTM”, so Tyra Banks hasn’t been on my radar for many years, but has she always hyper-enunciated like she did on the “DWTS” premiere? Yikes!

I agree with a lot of the assessments above (especially Cheryl’s weight gain and Carrie Ann’s wig); I thought Nev was very good, Anne Heche better than I’d expected (I’ve always thought she was an excellent actress), and Nelly worse than I’d expected. I couldn’t tell Chrishell and the Bachelorette apart. The young Disney girl was very good. I‘d liked Monica on “Cheer”, but she didn’t exhibit much warmth. Carole Baskin was horrible, and there was a cringeworthy moment when Tyra asked her something and all she did was smile (couldn’t figure out if it was nerves, fear, exhaustion, or all of the above!)

It's good to see some traditions like DWTS continue, even in the age of COVID-19.

Compared to the other figure skaters who have appeared on the show, Johnny was underwhelming and quite disappointing. The choreography was boring ( not his fault) and he seemed clumsy.

many of us there to see johnny and his wild carefree attitude....

and the hot jesse M...

Jesse’s Cs are about to be Ds.

[quote] Jesse’s Cs are about to be Ds.

?

His tits, Rose.

Metcalfe looks unsavory. Like a child predator. And his body ain't nothing but flab.

I was disappointed that Derek and Carrie Ann didn’t really give Nelly good tips.

Johnny Weir is a ringer. He DANCED on ice and anyone who joined thinking they had a chance of winning are fools.

First, Johnny Weir was spectacularly unsuccessful in competitive figure skating. Second he was a men's single skater, not an ice dancer. It's true that all figure skaters take some dance training. But Johnny Weir was known more for his music and flamboyant costumes than he was for staying on his feet. He never won any major skating championships. One bronze medal in the World's competition is the best he ever achieved.

Kristi Yamaguchi won Dancing with The Stars back when Tom Bergeron was only middle age. The divine Meryl Davis, who won the show with Maks, IS an Olympic champion & a silver medal winner. And everything else you can win. Ice dancers not only spend their life training in dance class and ballet - they only perform with a partner and must do so in all the classical ballroom positions. So, Meryl was a ringer for sure. Maks insisted on a win. Still, their partnership was gorgeous to behold. Maks the stallion and Meryl, the homely goddess, transformed. The best chemistry, ever.

The Best Ever

[quote]Carole Baskin better dance to Eye of the Tiger.

She DID! Very prescient, r10!

Or another Tango - all in hold. A ringer is one thing - perfection is another. Meryl Davis was perfection and Maks looks like he stepped out of a Disney animation. The dark prince. It amazes me that Maks married that graceless cow with her bow legs and lack of charm. Peta who changes one feature on her face a year. Can't buy a personality.

Johnny will be eliminated because the DWTS demographic is disgusted with effeminate queens.

No, Johnny might do great. He's got a lot of charm. DWTS audience has not really shown itself to be homophobic. But some effeminate queens at home ^ are always feeling persecuted in their pretty mesh pants. Johnny was given fair marks. He's a pursed lips guy who holds his ass high. Adam Rippon learned how to dance and had a great partner in Jenna. And he won. Against Amurica's faves - gymnasts and football players!! Don't be so dramatic R148. Weir is what middle America prefers actually. They like their gays to be queeny court jesters. A real gay man with a man's body and sexual energy is what freaks them the fuck out. Johnny Queer will go far on DWTS.

Gleb talks about doing a trio dance with Chrishell......and Johnny.

DONT THINK tyra will make it thru the season.

she is universally loathed.

It's RACISM if you don't like Tyra! Straight up RACISM!

Honey, u got eyes? she has the talent of a sand gnat....

Hey man, all colors matter ...not just black. k?

Tyra had talent. Just not transferable talents. She was a hell of a runway model, but age and weight gain along with the drag queen clothes and hair really don't flatter her now. Also the nose job she got a long time ago, really took away from her cute exotic look. Her nose is too small. She lost all that jush by the time she was thirty. Still there were the Victoria Secret years and the first black woman on Sports Illustrated cover. Remember when Tyra had regular segments on Oprah, wanting to mentor young girls? Tyra always had big plans and she's made a lot of them come true. I'll give her that. Top Model, her own talk show, those Disney Barbie movies, the girls camp. She's all business. Insanely ambitious. But I hate the way she presents herself and she's all wrong for DWTS.

correct sir::::WRONG IN MANY WAYS

[quote]First, Johnny Weir was spectacularly unsuccessful in competitive figure skating. Second he was a men's single skater, not an ice dancer.

Bitch, please, he spent eight hours a day with a choreographer for years. Most of those contestants haven't met a choreographer let alone can spell it. RINGER, once again.

johnny will come in 2nd, and thro a fit

jesse is a darling, luv the fat teats

Tyra was hired amid much dissent, the producers already pissed, first night ratings not great.

I have heard of six of these people before. That might make it the closest to “star”-level season in a decade.

It’s not enough to get me to watch. I didn’t watch Tiger King. I’ve never really understood the phenomenon of being thrilled by murderers. Having learned about this woman, I am a little genuinely surprised that ABC would hire a suspected killer. But they do seem to be eager to hire any soulless trashbag of a person who will snag headlines, such as Sean Spicer, so my question is who watches this terrible show and why.

R159

You’re a lying fucking troll, as are many of these Tyra haters.

R159, it seems R161 brought receipts to contradict your assertion. Where did you get your data?

You don't need talent to win DWTS! Whoever thought that?

I thought Catfish dude had been cancelled for being a sex pest?

But I guess if they can put on someone who fed her husband to tigers, Catfish gets a pass.

Nev was weird when Tyra told him to shoutout to his wife and family. Why did I get a feeling that he fucked his partner? He’s a whore.

[quote] I thought Catfish dude had been cancelled for being a sex pest?

[quote] But I guess if they can put on someone who fed her husband to tigers, Catfish gets a pass.

R164, don't cherry pick the parts of a story that are convenient for you. You remain irrelevant.

Im rootin fer jesse....he the best lookin and has a heart of gold.

GOD DAM TYRA CAN GO JUMP IN THA LAKE

I knida wish they let the audience vote on who they want to GO HOME instead of stay......those numbers would be a lot more interesting.

Won't you join me in wishing Happy Birthday to Gleb Savchenko - gorgeous hunk and only 37

Gleb goes home next week. First voted off. And he doesn't look like that photo anymore, R169. He has a handsome face though.

[quote] Won't you join me in wishing Happy Birthday to Gleb Savchenko - gorgeous hunk and only 37

Gleb

And I... I mean he is so humble too!

“We have great energy, chemistry, and when you’re the hottest couple on the show…”

What is the name of the male white adjacent celeb dancer?

R172, you did some nice editing on that quote of his...

Here's a little context.

“Derek [Hough] was right in that we have to turn out the heels and stay calm…[focus] on the technical parts of the dance,” Savchenko explained, before remarking tongue-in-cheek, “We have great energy, chemistry, and when you’re the hottest couple on the show…”

“You can’t say that!” chuckled the daytime soap alum. (Stause).

“She looks amazing,” Savchenko dryly corrected himself. “[italic] I [/italic] look ‘OK.’”

Gleb doesn't require context. Shut up and dance. His self satisfaction is evident.

Gleb.

gleb is hottest one....hope he stays on show.....!!!!

Can’t believe Jesse Metcalfe didn’t get in shape before starting the show. Talk about thick in the middle.

he will, before our eyes he will become svelte.

tho i like his girth. yummy meat on that boy

^^^ I agree. Jesse looks hot with a little extra weight on him.

I think so also.....and he still damn handsome, cute personality too....not an affected bore like tyra beeee

Glub, Glub.

Want jesse sitting on my face, and Gleb fuckin my tight pussy

You're on Datalounge r183.

Your pussy ain't tight.

GET THAT BITCH TYRA OFF THE SHOW

Don't hold this against Val. The Cheer chick was already not great. And I bet she is devastated. But the timing couldn't be worse for her. And Val is already fat!

Did you know that Val and Jenna are not allowed to live together during this season of DWTS, even though they are married? If one of them gets infected, it could affect two teams. Room service. So Jenna no longer looks like a skeleton and Val no longer looks like Val.

Other pro dancers who are married to civilians are allowed to go home at night to their family.

The Cheer lady thought she had this show in her skirt. But Dev and Jenna have a much better chance. That dude has talent and he and Jenna have great dancing chemistry. Val needs sex though, to burn off some carbs.

val deserved a better partner.

Still waiting for his 'Pulp Fiction' like comeback.

whenever I read 'Cheer' lady I think eh, they left off an 's;' is Kirstie back? It can't be Shelley or Rhea...maybe it's that girl who played Kelly (Kelly, Kelly)

it's like when Gavin and Gwen got married; Katie Couric said she thought it was Gavin MacLeod aka Murray Slaughter.

So do, R189. So do I.

Pass on this year.

That fug mess Tyra is a huge fuckin turn off.

New Derek photo shoot. His arms look good.

Has more hair on one ankle than his whole chest.

Loooooooooooove that boyo

mighty fine

Is it on tonight?

R195

It says it’s on tomorrow (Tuesday) night. I guess something else is going on tonight because it says it’s back to Monday next week? Confusing

Oh there’s football tonight. That’s why

Dancing With the Stars Judge Derek Hough Signs Deal with ABC

Derek needs to visit Anastasia of Beverly Hills. Those brows are getting very crunchy and grinchy looking. He's still has nice even-tone yellow skin though. Derek has unusual features and yellow skin - but it adds up to something very sexy.

[quote] Those brows are getting very crunchy and grinchy looking

Haha! Ginch-like creature.

How will the white pro male dancer with the yellow skin do tonight?

[quote] Those brows are getting very crunchy and grinchy looking.

What are crunchy brows?

Elf up next.

Gleb

Have any of the contestants had relationships with white males with yellow skin?

Crunchy brows? Mmm....

Who is the white adjacent guy?

The show is all about Tyra. She is the star and everybody else is mere decoration. I stopped watching about ten minutes into it.

Think pink!

She asks the celebs too many questions. Should be limited to one. They're pre-planned and weird questions - like asking Johnny Weir what "Johnny Gaga" meant to him (he had mentioned it as an obvious joke in the taped segment). What kind of stupid question is that? He misunderstood and started talking about what Lady Gaga means to him - she interrupted him and said, "But JOHNNY Gaga?" -- then he said, "Well, the same thing."

Other examples. She's depending too much on a script and not staying in the moment, like Tom Bergeron was so good at. Makes the show tackier (like it needed being tackier lol)

Also, Sharna's pushing a stupid fauxmance with that dolt Jesse Metcalfe and so the judges are raving about him and scoring him high - but his dancing is appalling. Worse than AJ or Nev or Johnny. Pisses me off, but this show has always managed to do that.

Another surprise - the rapper Nelly looks "special". I don't remember seeing clunkier dancing. 6ft9 oldster Charles Oakley was even better than this dork. (the footballer is ok - Vernon somebody)

Gleb doesn't have a ringer - but I hope he's around a long time. I like his partner Chrishell and thought she did great tonight after screwing up in week 1)

I agree with every word R210. Tyra also ruined the moment with AJ Mclean getting emotional about his wife. He said what he felt about her, got choked up and then Tyra asks "tell us what does she really mean to you."

Cringe. Miss Banks spent too many years exploiting underprivileged young women on Top Model with this kind of emotional probing. Stop reading your feelings off the teleprompter and learn to read the room.

Sharna is shameful. Jesse Metcalfe dances like a cow. She's got him smiling like he's cutting her grass. We all know you prefer the ladies Sharna.

It's nice to see Val and Cheryl lose a few lbs a week though.

Y’all are taking it too seriously. I had a lot of laughs last night. Tyra is funny. This is supposed to be entertainment, and I was entertained. But I like how she clearly researches the contestants and helps us to get to know them. That’s a big part of the show.

I see people blaming her for the timing and rushing judges, but that happened in past seasons too. It’s the format of the show. They’re jamming too much into 2 hours after they got rid the second elimination episode.

"This is supposed to be entertainment, and I was entertained."

Wow, doesn't take much, does it?

Johnny Weir is very disappointing. Given an experienced partner he might be more comfortable, but this duo is doomed.

Bad choreography, stupid outfits which make him look fat, and no fluidity.

We all should’ve voted for Charles so Carole would go home.

Tyra is changing the face of television.

R217 - the judges get to choose which of the bottom two go home - it doesn't matter which one got more votes.

o dear god. now tyra gets a monologue at start of show to showcase her lack of talent and old looks.

..................................GAG............................SHE LOOK LIKE ANCIENT TRANNY

BRANG BAK TOM

Why all the fake clappping and audience sounds.

tone it down guys.

R219

I meant vote for him so he wasn’t in the bottom 2. I don’t think the judges would save her over anyone else.

voting for jesse no matter whut.....hot moobs: hubba hubba

well how DO we get tom back? maybe if the ratings tank....

I dont know, but i hope he is back next year for sure.....Banks is an embarassment.

Ratings are up even with budget cuts and they don’t have to pay diva Tom. Tyra’s going nowhere. The loud haters are delusional.

If Tom was black the same people wouldn’t be licking his ass. Just saying. They’d treat him like they do John Boyega and tell him to shut up.

who is this boyega person? we all rooting for tom's immenint return. read the polls mary

R228

Moron who can’t understand simple points. John Boyega is attacked for “biting the hands that feeds him” and speaking up. Tom did the same thing regarding this show and he’s worshipped. He constantly criticized the show and acted like he ruled the show. Why is it okay for Tom and not John Boyega? The color of their skin. Black people can’t speak up without being labeled ungrateful and “bad attitude” but white people who do the same most often don’t face the same backlash.

Fuck off, R229, Asshole racist.

Hot fukker jesse has my vote ev week !!!! him tasty all over

Jesse is as graceful as a gazebo.

i love his style, sweet guy.....improved alot....winner!!!! chicken dinner .....

Will Jesse get back with Nadine?

will he get back to sitting his nude hot thick ass on my face? and then shooting his big cumwads up into my mussy?

Rumblings in the industry that the widespread dislike of Banks may not bode good for her.

She is replaceable u know.

Perhaps Sigourney whts her name from Precious as the new hostess with the Mostess

[quote]Ratings are up even with budget cuts and they don’t have to pay diva Tom. Tyra’s going nowhere. The loud haters are delusional.

Ratings are up because we are in the middle of a pandemic and there is nothing original to watch. Tyra has nothing to do with it.

Whadda I miss? om has never been describe anywhere near a diva and where did he 'bite the hand that feeds him" He has been nothing but gracious since he was fired.

I’ve just watched the first episode and a little late to the party but I thought I would turn back to the show after I stop watching cuz no contestants interests me and I thought it was all rigged.

After an awkward start it started to get better between the judges, Tyra and fake audience? Some cringe moments but I guess it’s hard to manage.

I was all into it until I felt an inflated score for the bachelorette chick. This was what I hated about it before. Seems they like to prop them up more because they don’t get votes. She was no better than all those 6s/18 duos. I thought Johnny was better than 18 also. I would flip scored on them.

I feel like all the other scores were valid. I do wonder how they pick the dances. The tango and quickstep are really hard first dances compared to the cha cha and salsa. Only reason I would think Amanda, I mean chrishelle deserved higher than then Oakley. He was more pleasing to watch than her train wreck but they both were off the rhythm and lacked musicality.but cmon it’s the salsa. Nelly was a little better but I wanted to see some more hip swivel.

But I hope the bottom all have better second dances.

One thing going for it - the show doesn't seem to have any contestant who is a good dancer.

It got boring when the nobody stars were good dancers, It's more fun when they're just ok.

Is Skai Jackson not good?

This is my favorite cast in years. I don’t even know who I want to win. I like so many of them. Right now I’m most impressed with Jeannie because her dances have been so fun to me. She has been the most fun to watch. But I also love Skai, Johnny, Vernon, Nelly, Anne...

But one thing’s for sure...I don’t want the Bachelorette to win.

Skai is okay, but she tenses up instead of relaxing and feeling the music.

It's hard to unclench sometimes.

[quote]This is my favorite cast in years.

Sad.

This is the first time in years they actually had a few stars. The pandemic has a lot people out of work. On to second dances.

Why Gleb and Chrishelle have the hardest first 2 dances. The rhumba was better but she made one mistake. She over shared but I want Gleb to stay on longer.

Why does Nelly have to wear sneakers? They are dance shoes that look like sneakers but why not some black dress shoes? I like his music and want him to succeed but it’s ballroom dammit.

Jesse, Johnny, Vernon and Skai weren’t as good as first week while others improved.

Anne Heche is crazy. Cheer lady has no charisma.

I love Justina, Skai, & Nev

My second tier favorites are Johnny Weir, Jesse, and Jeannie (Jesse was overscored 2nd dance but underscored the first so I guess it evens out).

I like the sports guys’ personalities but they aren’t that good. Vernon was stiff as a board 2nd dance and Oakley has a height problem, if they had a 6’3” woman dancer he would shine.

Bachelorette chick is a ringer a trained dancer.

She needs to come in and sing.

I didn’t know that the judges picked from the bottom 2. Interesting. I prefers Charles he just too tall but the tiger lady was a lot better, tbh

The cast is just as underwhelming as in previous years. There are no stars here. They would have appeared on The Love Boat if the show were still on. That's how 3rd tier they are.

Judges have final say in an attempt to avoid a repeat of the Bobby Bones travesty.

Not true r250, they had Sean spicer on preciously.

I actually know who everyone was except the bachelorette and the cheerleader coach. Prior years lucky to have known 4 contestants.

[quote] They would have appeared on The Love Boat if the show were still on. That's how 3rd tier they are.

Third deck.

I meant Lady Gaga, needs to perform since Tyra keeps saying how much she is loving show.

I meant Lady Gaga, needs to perform since Tyra keeps saying how much she is loving show.

The contestants on DWTS Junior were much better.

How is tiny johnny gonna hold up and lift his partner? He's gonna break!

Zendaya appeared on this show and was partnered with Val. She was too good to be honest. A disney kid who was blossoming into a beauty with legs for days. When she was only 16. She was amazing. Didn't win of course. She's one of the biggest stars in the world now. Val also teamed with Normani and Rumer Willis to great acclaim. Some of the pros are for real and others like Emma just dance with the oldest, fatest, least talented and most conservative guy every year. She's an asshole. Her husband is short, gay and ugly. But he's got a good partner this season. Not that a chubby latina girl is likely to win this shit show.

Don't count out Jenna with Nev. Or that ballet dancer bachelorette (Kaitlyn Bristowe) with Artem, faking an injury so early in the season? Artem has the charisma of a used swiffer cloth on his own. Needs all the help he can get. Why the hell did Nikki Bella marry HIM??

Johnny Weir is not a good dancer and he's not going to get a lot better. He hasn't got the timing or coordination. Strange proportions to his body make him less fabulous that he imagines. Same reason he was such a shit figure skater. He just likes to design the costumes and pick out the music.

I can't stand Alan fat leg wide hips Bernstein - but his partner is going to improve in leaps and bounds. She's a contender for sure.

The sooner Gleb and that wrinkled old cheer captain who supports gay rapists are eliminated the better. They have a few weeks left.

Anne Heche will go sooner than she should - because she makes people fucking uncomfortable. What a weird old woman.

Peta is grotesque. She's fucking her partner, like she always does. It's not working with that tall beautiful football running back. Her pussy is off.

R258, what gay rapist did Chrishell defend?

I can't stand all this Tyra hate.

You don't know where the hell she came from!

You don't know what she's been through! She's NOT a victim and she TAKES RESPONSIBILITY!

SHE GROWS and SHE LEARRRNNNNS!

You don't know how hard she had to work.

To GET TO WHERE SHE IS!

YOU DON"T KNOW!!

Tyra is from the Ghetto. She told us many times. But she can't say that word anymore because she also called many other young women ghetto and instructed them that they better talk fancy like white folk do and get the gap in their teefs filled in, if they want to be rich and successful like Tyra from Compton. Except for later when she MADE that girl GET a gap CUT into her teef, to make her more edgy. Or when she told a girl that traditional african fabrics were not professional, or another young lady testant that a black girl can't have a fro and be a model. Tyra is what you call problematic. She's really from Inglewood and attended private catholic girls school until she became an Elite model at 16.

YOU DON'T KNOW!!!

Get her fucking stuck up ass/face off my tv.....she degrades what was a once great show.....SHE NASTY

R259 - I think the poster was saying that the lady from "Cheer" (Monica Aldama) was the one who supported gay rapists, not Chrishell.

How Julianne Hough and Brooks Laich Found Their Way Back to Each Other After Split (Small pic of Derek at link)

Julianne Hough might be ready to tell Brooks Laich that he's "The One That I Want" once again.

The stars split in May after nearly three years of marriage, but now a source tells E! News that the pair are finding their way back to each other.

The Grease Live actress and former pro hockey player have been "working on their relationship for several months" after their decision to separate earlier this year.

The source said, "The pandemic and time isolating together and apart has forced both of them to do some serious soul searching. Julianne realized that she misses Brooks' steadfast companionship. Julianne knows she has a good man in Brooks, and willing partner in resolving things between them."

Apparently they've spent nearly every night together over the last several weeks and are "placing a greater importance on romantic time together."

The source added, "Julianne's friends and family have remained connected to Brooks and they have let Julianne know that Brooks has their support, and they would love to see the two of them continue working things out. They're both putting in the effort to be the couple they want to be and it seems they've almost fully reconciled."

Julianne Hough and Brooks Laich's Breakup Signs

Brooks has been spending some quality time with their husky Koda, while Julianne has been meditating "to help me feel reconnected, grounded, and present," as she wrote on Instagram.

The former America's Got Talent judge recently took a trip to Red Rock State Park in Arizona, where she "woke up feeling sad, anxious and on the verge of what felt like a panic attack…which is something I've never experienced before. The point of telling you this is to remind you, and myself, that we are all human."

Rumors of their breakup gained steam when they revealed in April that they were quarantining apart, with Julianne in California and Brooks in Idaho. "She wants him to be happy and he wants her to be happy. If this is what it looks like, so be it," a source told E! News at the time. They also took off their wedding rings.

The pair released their joint statement to People in May that officially ended things.

"We have lovingly and carefully taken the time we have needed to arrive at our decision to separate," they said. "We share an abundance of love and respect for one another and will continue to lead with our hearts from that place. We kindly request your compassion and respect for our privacy moving forward."

The relationship had a lot of potential, with Brooks admitting they "want to have the best f--king relationship ever." Brother Derek Hough was also on board, telling Us Weekly, "I love that man. He's an amazing, amazing guy." That's why an insider told E! News that "the closeness between Brooks and Julianne's friends and family" made the separation all the more difficult to endure.

Two months after the split, Brooks was ready to kiss and make up. "It doesn't seem like either one of them is ready to close the door for good," E! News learned.

Although Julianne thought she "had settled down into married life too soon," the break was just what the dancer needed to fully "appreciate what she and Brooks had together."

They boldly got together in July to celebrate Julianne's 32nd birthday with a pool party, though a source said at the time, "Their situation is complicated."

As for their first public outing, that came a month later in August. The How Men Think podcast host and Dancing with the Stars alum went for a breezy lunch date in Los Angeles—masks in tow. The couple was "giving it a chance," and it looks like it's working out for the best.

r264, Julianne likes WAP. But wants to have a nuclear family with 2.5 kids. That's the f-ing issue. She also overshares.

r258, you are confusing Val with Gleb. Val has the charismaticly challenged cheer coach. She is dead inside.

Gleb, beautiful Gleb has Chrishelle former soap actress turned reality show real estate agent who is extremely liberal and just got divorced from the guy that is on This is Us.

" She also overshares."

When you're a fame-ho and your dancing, singing, acting careers are all caput, what else you gonna do?

She's 32 and settled into married life to soon? And she's a Mormon? One of her sisters has ten kids!

Always was a weirdo. From a weirdo family. Wonder if Derek and Julianne vote red since dad's the chair of Utah's Republican Party?

just looked up Chrishell and her mother gave birth to her at a shell station and the attendant there was named Chris, thus Chrishell. That is one heck of a story.

Who do we think will be in the bottom 2 next week? Carole and Chrishell? Carole and Nelly? Carole and Monica? WHO? This season I really don’t know what’s gonna happen. Carole may not even be in the bottom 2.

I will be angry if Carole stays on much longer. There are a few that could lay an egg worse than her but I'm only in this again because I don't want someone who can dance to win or learns to dance the best to win.

Is Sasha married? I think I heard that, he does seem like a pocket gay and I don't know how he is going to lift Justina. As short as he is wouldn't he have done better paired with Skai? I think she is the shortest and the height difference with Alan I think caused an issue last dance. Alan would have a better chance to lift Justina.

I love Justina Machado in everything. SFU, Queen of the South, don't really watch ODAT, saw one episode some time ago. Derek did good with Amber Riley but he is a normal sized man.

someone who can't dance...

Yes, R269. Sasha is married to the obnoxiously nice Emma. They probably are both really nice. But I'm not into it. Emma won the show with sexy ASS Rashad Jennings. A football player who liked dancing a bit too much, ha.

She's a Brit and Sasha is gay. Emma is a fan favorite. She had every fat old man partner you could get before she got lucky with Rashad. I'd like to get lucky with Rashad. Emma was just eliminated first, this week. Another old man partner who didn't have a hope of learning to dance. The judges made the right choice. That tiger lady murderer did dance much better. What's New Pussycat?

Does ANYONE believe Sasha has ever put his dick in a vagina?

Watching this, I'm tempted to say Gleb is just a teensy bit prettier than young Alain Delon, who I've always thought was the most beautiful man in the world.

He looks bored out of his mind with Chrishell though - she needs a chill pill.

R272 easier for me to believe than Derek doing that. Is he really in a "relationship" with the former troupe dancer Hayley? Just like he was with Cheryl Cole in the UK?

Gleb

Derek's in a relationship with Gleb R275?

Gleb has a gorgeous face. That bone structure, that nose. But better when he doesn't talk too much.

Gleb has two kids and I'd believe he's gay before I'd believe Sasha is.

Who knows? Maybe they all are?

Gleb.

How will the white pro male dancer with the yellow skin do tonight?

The woman from Texas should be voted off after the tiger woman.

Tyra gets whiter each week...

mus be Disney magic.

And more Fugly, whats her secret? Beauty Matters!

IM still rooting for Jesse.....he better ev week !!! and still georgous !!!!

To the producers: This is the most liberal, expansive, inclusive interpretation of the word "star" I will ever see. Unless, at this point, the "stars" are really the professional dancers.

Tyra addresses taking over for Tom and she's begging Maya Rudolph to spoof her on SNL

R285, the pro dancers have been the stars ever since about season 7 or 8.

Cloris Leachman on the Bob Saget Roast," I'm an Oscar winner. Would someone please punch me in the face so I can see stars?"

Legend has it Cloris said the same thing just before the show show started one night when the couples were all in the dark, lined up in order, ready to come down the stairs.

tyra better this week, kept her ddam mouth shut a bit more....less we see/hear from that fug the better

Jesse.

Jesse, this year's clodhopper.

Jesse looks like the town idiot. Not sexy.

he's 18 years too old for a newsies look

Jesse is my fave, he better ev week and hot as fuk....look at that boy!

How will the white pro male dancer with the yellow skin do tonight

Tyra looks YUGE!

Tyra looks like Wesley Snipes. Oooh chile. She talks that way too. What a gift to fat ass Alan Bernstein to have the quiet, petite, elegant angel girl Skai. She makes him look human. Everyone must vote for them because she is by far the best and will remain that way. But she's tiny and black and refined. Americans don't like that. I LOVE her.

Cheryl and AJ gonna go a long way - because of his boy band fans. He can't dance though. Val looks so good with a PHAT ASS!!

What about Peta and the tall dark man she's fucking this year? His grandmother story of taking him in was one of the few truly moving things this shit show has ever done. He can fuck, but he's got no finesse as a dancer. Peta has one of the best generic nose jobs I've seen in awhile, but she keeps getting more and more cosmetic shit done to herself. She looks like no one. Just a nothing blonde who holds her legs too far apart when she dances. But her partner is so fine.

Sharna is gorgeous. Gleb is gorgeous. Team up Sharna and Gleb. I want to watch them fuck.

I don’t like that we can’t vote on west coast. But I’m here not peeking but here we go.

Nelly sucks. Stiff even for a Paso, I saw no musicality- 6

Chrishell “overstate” Strauss - does well with ballroom, I worry next Latin dance -8

Cheer coach - So turned off from package. She is no star so let Val be star and keep mouth shut or you’ll never get votes. Worst samba I’ve seen in a while - 6

The judges said they put the proper steps Together but she was too slow, it lacked energy and any fun.

8ssss for cheer coach 😮😦🤥😖

What’s the name of the adjacent celeb dancer? A guy.

Anne very theatrical. I liked it until she started moving not that great with the dancing -7

Nev - open shirt with hairy chest. Nice dancing-9

justina-!if this isn’t awesome being boriqua I’ll. Be disappointed. Nice and I have to give props to Sasha for doing the lift. I had no idea he would be able to do that- 9

How are Nev and justina ties with that shit samba?

Overall, Jesse is still attractive and hot....but it occurs to me why major stardom eluded him. He has a petite nose, which never belongs with BDF. Doesn't really matter what his actual genitalia is like. Petite nose equals boyish, if not prepubescent.

who made old tyra wear 3 motel 6 curtains and smear pig grease all over her hair??? gurl u need new stylist.....u a fat mess.

vote Miss Nellie off, bad mojo

I hope its not true that Tyra has a say on who is eliminated....tho i wouldnt doubt it.

Power hungry sow.

R306

That isn’t a true at all. Why are you like this?

Oh tyra, go peel me a grape..

Anne Heche's partner looks like he no dig her much...

R306 um no.

Jesse so dam cute, he has my vote every week, bet he a hoot to get drunk with.

I vote Chrishell every week so Gleb doesn’t leave

Derrick the judge is coming into his own now, relaxed and jolly, i enjoy his critiques.....he was so gay 2nite. lol

Show was so better with tom.....cant get into tyra's methy speedy personality, tom had so much wit and class.

this shift of ethnics ruling the roost, is getting ridic.

Variety says ratings are going down a bit each week.

Tyra's eyes looked bruised , unusual makeup.

This year its not so good, the star dancers seem lacking.

The slip was to be expected in the week they were moved to Tuesday because of football. Any scheduling conflict usually causes a dip in ratings.

Still, ratings are better than the past several seasons and they clearly have attracted new viewers, which was their goal. Tom and Erin were not attracting new viewers. I don’t think they’re coming back. I don’t think Tyra is going anywhere soon, but she will be replaced by someone new as well if they feel a new direction is needed to attract more viewers.

wow val was in the bottom 2. his cheerleader thing partner tho is kinda....icky.

Tyra read it wrong off the cards...'error in the control room'....doubtful

Should viola davis replace Tyra? she seems so very popular.....

Viola is an A List actress.

Maybe if Tyra would shut the fuck up for longer than five seconds than they wouldn’t have to rush eliminations.

R320

Ever since they changed the format to 1 night only (they eliminated the second elimination episode lol) the show has felt rushed. This was happening before Tyra.

The rushing happened with Tom too.

R321

And that’s also why the West Coast is fucked over. This format sucks.

On twitter it says she read the cards wrong....Val looked freaked out, wish he had a better partner, hate to see him go, or Gleb. (+)

Just read in Variety, it now has dipped to a season low....with 2nites clumsy broadcast.

Once the Tiger Woman was eliminated, people stopped watching. ABC didn't learn from Sean Spicer, Bristol Palin, and Bobby Bones that you keep a bad dancer on if it keeps ratings up.

This season seems a bit off......Maybe Tyra is weilding too much power, isnt she a 'producer' ?

They could have hired someone with a bit more class.

Maybe that mean bitch from Precious.

The ratings dropped to a season low, which is still higher than the previous few seasons. Stupid.

I don't enjoy Tyra's trying to banter with ever contestant. She is irking me. She also looks fat.

They puffed up the cheer coach scores because they know know one votes for her. Even though Nelly is the worst dancer left, she should not get scores comparable with people that are way better than her. They over score Nelly, he should have gotten all 6s and she should have gotten all 7s, and then it's where it should be.

They over score the Bachelorette a tad. Should have been even with Nev, Skai and Justina, but they know no one votes for her.

Stop the over scoring and let the west coast vote. If just on one night have the opening of the show be the elimination. The bottom 2., then one goes on to dance that night. So west coast get to vote. They used to have them dance off to decide who the judges get to pick.

They were up against a rescheduled football game. That is the real reason for the slip this week. Still better than past seasons.

The Tyra haters want this season to fail so bad, but in reality it’s not. It’s doing well.

I've only watched the Tyra mistake video, and what a disaster! Tyra looks a godawful hot mess (makeup, hair, outfit) and the attempt at a SCD-style results show ending is rushed and features no goodbye to the departing couple.

[quote]Still, ratings are better than the past several seasons and they clearly have attracted new viewers

By default. We are in October and every show should be back with new episodes and new series debuting. There is nothing new to watch.

R332 oh sweetie. It’s 2020. You can watch anything at any given moment on your phones. No excuses.

R333 Ratings only measure Neilsen households. Not laptops and Phones

R333, but DWTS is a live event with a result. it should be doing huge numbers with no competition

Even if Tyra's season averages better than Tom's she isn't right for the job.

Plus, I bet a lot of viewers have returned for Derek.

[quote] Plus, I bet a lot of viewers have returned for Derek.

Why would they return for a Ginch-like creature?

R336, you're a mean one.

[quote] oh sweetie. It’s 2020. You can watch anything at any given moment on your phones. No excuses.

NOT new episodes of returning NETWORK shows or premieres of new ones.

Who the fuck watches ballroom dancing on their phones? Tyra is a hit! And Derek is a good judge. He doesn't look as yellow next to the dark blue set. Bruno went grey/white and Carrie Ann wears wigs because she doesn't need a hairdresser breathing on her. DWTS is putting on a safe socially distanced LIVE show with real entertainment. That in itself is what's most impressive. It almost appears like real TV. In three more weeks - nobody will miss Tom - who I thought was in his seventies? Dude was good at teasing the pros and making uncle remarks - but OLD.

Tyra IS the worst dressed woman of all time. But she always was. On ANTM she said - you know it's not me if I don't have a drag queen face full of makeup, my waist cinched in and as many wigs and weaves as we can get up there!! Halleloo.

Nev or Skai for the win.

tyra wants that young black girl to win u can tell,,,,gosh i hope not,, others more deserving

[quote] And Derek is a good judge. He doesn't look as yellow next to the dark blue set.

As yellow?

His skin doesn't look as yellow. The dark blue background set seems to offset Hough's yellow skin.

Tyra is a game-changer.

[quote] The dark blue background set seems to offset Hough's yellow skin.

Wouldn’t a dark background make a bright color like more prominent given the contrast?

[quote],The dark blue background set seems to offset Hough's yellow skin.

Wouldn’t a dark background make a bright color like yellow more prominent given the contrast?

im only there for derek.....and jesse.....i mute when that skunt tyra talks.....she is sub human. she look sick

R346 you’re disgusting. Stop using different accounts to spew the same bullshit and racism

[quote] im only there for derek.....and jesse.....i mute when that skunt tyra talks.....she is sub human. she look sick

You’re there for Derek and Jesse and think Tyra is “sub human”, yet Jesse is not considered white by some and Derek is not literally white skinned.

I would take Gleb over any of those men.

jesse shows alot of tit in a b movie called THE OTHER END OF THE LINE.. georgous chest omg

agree, tyra is a gila monster

[quote] I would take Gleb over any of those men.

Gleb.

Yes gleb is the hottest piece of ass on the show......HOT man

It’s always nice to be reminded that the Yellow Skin Troll is still alive and well.

who is yellow??? tyra?

no, R354, it's Derek; just as I always suspect when those 'yellow one' posts would appear

Honey his cock is big, thick and white as my great grannys forehead...

stop talking to yourself

Why focus on race and skin color instead of focusing on the dancing, entertainment and competition? This discussion is so divisive and distant from what we should be focusing on.

The weird dude obsessed with Jessie moobs is also the racist hating on Tyra. His posts are very recognizable from other threads. He gets obsessed with certain guys and goes on and on and on. There is a lot to critique about Tyra Banks - but her color or race have nothing to do with her job. Never mind how incredibly successful she has been already in many different entertainment formats. She's a fucking mogul. She was the wrong choice to host DWTS, but she is still improving.

Jessie is not gorgeous or a good dancer. And he won't be around for the second half of the season. Gleb is extremely handsome but who needs to see his name PRINTED as every other post? Someone's name alone is not a post. It's an obsession. These come from mentally disturbed posters who just should be blocked or ignored.

The Yellow Skin troll is fun to toy with. But it's been done now. He contributes in more substantial ways to Datalounge. Isolate his posts and be surprised!

[quote] Gleb is extremely handsome but who needs to see his name PRINTED as every other post? Someone's name alone is not a post.

Gleb.

I love watching Gleb - but Chrishell is the most pigeon-toed person I've ever seen. I think Monday's cha cha might be the end of her - but I'd rather see Nelly go. He may not be pigeon-toed but he dances like he's got severe arthritis - and he looks spaced out all the time, like he doesn't want to be there.

Nelly ain’t going to be in the bottom 2. He’s the most well-known celeb there.

Nelly's the most well known when the average age of the audience is over 60 ??

But ok, I'll take your point - maybe he's the best known of the "power voting" teen-twenties women.

So I'll put up with him. He's not really annoying other than being a terrible dancer. (and with her wonky feet, I'm not sure he's worse than Chrissy lordy)

R363

Pretty sure most 60+ year old black people know who Nelly is. And many white people as well. His songs have been used several times on this show in previous seasons, also.

He had many hits within a good decade. There was a period of time when his songs were played everywhere. He was super popular and has worked with many industry greats. He even crossed over to country a few times.

I’d say the people most likely to not know him are the super young Gen Z who weren’t around or too young when his songs were everywhere. But his hits still do get a lot of play today.

YAY GLEB YAY JESSIE YAY GLEB YAY JESSIE

u haters go fuk ur mommies

nELLIE WILL BE GONE IN A WEEK

Nellie is SEXY as fuck. Can't dance much. But what a body and smile. Dark skin beauty. He always was a hot thing. But the ancient white racist, aka R366, has both a habit and a style. Of hating on black people by overpraising AWG. So strange. Cuz Jessie is a cute guy gone to seed. His little button eyes and nose and baggy crotch flabby tits didn't age well. Never heard of him before DWTS. Everyone knows Nelly. Sexy beast. Y'all need a Tip Drill R367?

You must miss your endless Jussie Smollett threads, huh? What a weird fixation.

R368, some people don’t consider Jesse white, so R366 may not be racist.

366???

tyra dont let em kick jesse hot tits off the show......k???

Allegedly Nelly was mad because the judges kept saying he was going to go home. Wtf. I believe it because all the other cast mates stood up for Nelly and said he really was enthusiastic about the show and even bought everyone gifts.

Nelly comes across as a really nice guy, and he’s very cute and charismatic, but he dances like a drunk donkey.

Would the judges be so unprofessional as to talk about who they thought would go home anywhere where the couples could hear them? WTF?

One of these women is the one Derek claims is his "girlfriend" (Hayley Erbert) - hmmm.

nelly will be gone asap i hope, his vibes is icky and he a fug

Nelly's hot and I was kind of rooting for him, but he's wooden on the dance floor.

Nelly is cute and likable but a horrible dancer. He is probably the most famous of all of them and has a loyal fanbase so that may keep him in for awhile.

How will the white pro male dancer with the yellow skin do tonight?

He’s a judge on the panel like he has been every week, YST at R379.

But you already knew that.

Why don’t Jesse and his partner show off his best assets, his boobs? He’s getter higher scores especially from Bruno. Bruno is infatuated with Jesse.

Gleb.

With long hair.

I love Gleb’s skin. It’s so creamy.

Is "yellow skin" a reference to Tyra?

Jesse looks debauched and decayed. He's gonna go home and beat his dog. His girl and his truck are long gone already. The dude is creepy as fuck. His reputation tells us that. And he can't dance with an ounce of intention. Gets some steps and moves right but has no connection with his partner or the music. He smiles but his eyes look very angry when he gets his critiques. He's like some ex cute barfly gone to seed. Drinking cheaper shit. I hope he goes home. Tonite.

Has Derek danced yet?

Has Anne/Celestia been sent home yet?

Gleb.

Stays.

I got bored and turned it off. Who was sent home?

jesse.....alas!!!!

^^^first!!!!

[quote] Why don’t Jesse and his partner show off his best assets, his boobs? He’s getter higher scores especially from Bruno. Bruno is infatuated with Jesse.

I wrote this above. He should've shown the boobs. He'd still be one if he did that.

no shit, he obviously wasnt letting bruno and derrick suk on his hot ass hole and mammys

Now my only eye candy on the show is gone.

Now my only eye candy on the show is gone.

yep, not a damn hot soul on it....im out

vernon they kept???? 4 reals????? whts his fan base????......oh yea.

Vernon was the superior dancer. And way hotter than Jesse. You have awful taste.

Surprised to see Jesse go - though he was a really crap dancer. The worst I think.

So happy to see Gleb stay!! I don't care that he's a Putin lover, he's just so damned purdy. Yeah, Chrishell's crap too but they covered her legs up for the cha cha and her pigeon toes weren't too noticeable.

I've been bitching about Nelly since the get-go but enjoyed him tonight. He looked like a different person - happy to be there.

Johnny finally brought it. He must have the hots for Alan - kept talking about him being strong enough to lift him and Britt too, yet Alan doesn't look as beefy as Keo or Brandon to me. I'm watching for Johnny and it's nice to see his friendship with Britt - he gets along with gal pals so well.

him a putin lover?

ok i dont like him no mo

Britt is doing amazing as a new pro. Carrie Ann must have heard the backlash she received for being hard on Britt in past weeks, because she changed tune.

Daniella is doing great as well.

I like them both

Several years ago, Gleb and his wife made some pro-Putin posts on their Facebook - I think it was while he was on Strictly. (he was on the Russian DWTS before that). His wife has done the Indian version. They've been around the block a few times - were based in Hong Kong for years.

[quote] Johnny finally brought it. He must have the hots for Alan

Isn’t Alan of Russian descent? Johnny has a fetish for all things Russian.

Who was the white adjacent guy?

Tyra has arrived. She did great tonite. Her references were on point, she was funny at times, she's showing some warmth and understanding of the pro's personalities and she was all round best improved of the season.

first time i liked tyra a bit, not too yappy 2nite...

WILL MISS U JESSE

Brief video of shirtless Derek from tonight.

Part 2 of shirtless Derek video.

boys who get to sukey fukey him so lucky...he dreemy. . creamy. .

Did derek dance tonite?

[quote] boys who get to sukey fukey him so lucky...he dreemy. . creamy. .

“Dreemy”? Creamy?

Fuk off turd face...

here we hAVE FUN !!!!!!!!

[quote] Did derek dance tonite?

He did not dance tonight.

[quote] he dreemy. . creamy

What does "creamy" mean in this context?

I swear I think Derek is going to come out.

When he danced on the show he could 'hide' behind characters within the dance.

As a judge he's all 'hey, hey!"

The moron on this thread that keeps going on about Jesse and Derek is not FUN. Ruins the thread and he's obviously mentally ill and obsessed with the least attractive people. Boring to scroll through.

Derek is not sexy or handsome. He has a nice body. Most dancers have nice bodies. The end.

The show has many other personalities on it that are more interesting to discuss. If you're mentally older than 12.

Sexiness and beauty is in the eye of the beholder, R415.

I'm not a fan of Jesse's moobs and get the fascination with him. I don't think he's a great actor and he has a habit of quitting shows that other actors would kill to be on. That's his choice.

But Derek? He's a cool guy. Sure, he can look like the grinch, but he was picked on as a kid for wanting to dance. He stayed true to his passion and is now in his prime.

He's a good guy.

Did he take his shoes off r412?

Tyra looked like a gold foil wrapped ham in the first outfit

Nelly is gaining fans by being so incredibly sweet.

R418

I thought it looked good. And Tyra fit the 80s theme really well. You’re just being a straight up hater.

Why would a straight guy (Derek) need to come out? Just because he dances doesn't make him gay. See Maksim, Val, Gleb, etc.

This year's crew is the least talented group of dancers since year 1. They have little rhythm and can't execute basic choreography with any style or flow. Johnny Weir looks fat.

I watched this season for the first time this week, mainly because I was curious about Anne Heche and Carol Baskin. Whoops, they are gone! I've never been a big fan of DWTS, so didn't realize the new season had been on so long.

My main takeaway is I now have a huge crush on Nelly!!!! He's so cute, and sweet, and charming--and that body!! I will keep tuning in now.

I thought Johnny was really good, but Bachelorette girl was the best.

How will the white pro male dancer with the yellow skin do tonight?

Stop using this thread. Use the official one instead.

Use any thread that pleases you. WE all KNOW who R425 IS!!

Who is R425?

How did the white pro male dancer with the yellow skin do tonight?

Derek wore dark blue and danced rings of yellow fire around his fiance. He still has the quickness, his unusual features and unique coloring. He got a standing ovation from an audience of 3 people!! His skin was aglow. That dude is in great shape still. He's looking a bit old now - a bit more like the color of nicotine stains. He did GREAT!!

Derek and Mark Ballas were two of the all time great male dancers on DWTS. Both innovative and talented choreographers as well as fabulous 🤼 dancers.

[quote] his unusual features and unique coloring

What are his "unusual features" and "unique coloring"?

As others have noted, he does look somewhat like the Grinch, but he is otherwise unremarkable.

Here's our yellow boy Derek with, as Tyra put it, "his woman", dancing something - tango, paso doble, something like that.

Seductive look.

Oh, Derek looks as smooth and yellow as Larry Birkhead in that photo R433. Not even young Brad Pitt was such a fine example of a white man with yellow skin. There are no pink or blue undertones to his skin. He is the color of smooth jaundice. It's so unusual, so beautiful. A bit sinister and bilious. But he must wear only black or white of blue. This is not your usual man. I have some fresh ideas for my next photoshoot with him!

[quote] A bit sinister

Haha! Ginch-like creature.

Who’s Larry Birkhead?

Nev's dance looked like it was choreographed by Sparky Polastri.

Nev’s song choice was great.

Gleb.

Gleb looks douchier by the day. Something is not righteous about that guy. Putin and Trump supporter, no doubt.

Derek: "I love fringe" He'll be out by the semi finals.

Well fuck me. I never knew it's Anne "Hay"ch.

Who cares if Gleb is "righteous" ...........

🕺 I'll take the hot bad boy.

How will the white pro male dancer with the yellow skin do tonight?

The white pro male dancer with the yellow skin joke has never been funny.

I must admit that Derek looks great in black and gold. His makeup tonight reduces the usual Grinchiness of his face.

Fuck, Chrishell needs to go. That dance was way overscored. But the judges probably would’ve saved her anyway if she was bottom 2 but she deserved to go. What are the judges thinking? They keep overscoring her when she should’ve been eliminated already.

Gleb

Dead dumb thread now. Too bad. Some good performances and things to comment on tonight, But it's just the same two trolls going on about yellow skin and Gleb.

Nev pings so hard. I'm surprised he's straight.

R451

Agreed, but I suspect he’s at least bi and closeted.

Only one way to find out, R452...

This is a really interesting season. I don’t know who will win. But I think the top 5 will be Nev, Skai, Kaitlyn, AJ, and Johnny or Justina. I think Johnny will be cut tho (sadly), and might even be cut before top 5/6. Maybe Nelly will sneak into the top 5, possibly Justina. IDK.

Even though Nev is the best dancer, does he really have the fans to win? I just don’t see him having the fans of AJ, Skai, and Kaitlyn. The judges are likely to take him to top 3 if he’s in the bottom, but who knows. He might be like a shock James Van Der Beek cut.

Also, I don’t think Kaitlyn has as big of a fanbase as Hannah Brown so she might be cut earlier than expected too and the judges seem to be not so impressed by her especially Carrie Ann lol. But also she might win if she does make final 3. Bachelor Nation propelled Hannah to the top. Kaitlyn’s main concern will be not making it to bottom 2 before top 3 because the judges aren’t very enthusiastic about her.

Skai needs to be consistent from now on. Same with Johnny. If one of them are in the bottom 2, there is a chance of them getting cut from here on out. But Skai has the fan base to keep her out of the bottom.

Justina is good but for some reason I have her pegged as a shock boot. Does she have the fans to surpass Kaitlyn, AJ, Skai? I don’t think so. Judges might save her if she’s in the bottom with Kaitlyn, Skai, or Johnny. But Skai and Kaitlyn seem to have the fans to stay out of the bottom. I don’t think Justina is winning.

I really don’t know with Nelly. He has a big fanbase but judges will cut him if he’s in the bottom pretty soon.

Those are my thoughts. I might be wrong oh well lol

Whoops, or is it top 4 when the judges no longer have the save? I forgot lol

It makes no sense—zero—when Tyra announces the last safe couple “in no particular order.”. WTF? You don’t really have an order when there is single team left to announce.

Nev is not *that* good and as I said in a previous post, his dance teacher was Jacques D'Amboise. Obviously no one here understands the significance of that. Dev is the ringer of all ringers. They had to point out once again how his father and him loved going to the NYC ballet. Yeah, because Dev spent years studying ballet with one of the greatest dancers in U.S. history. And though he is quick and precise - he is far from being great.

No one will be great this year. You can see the level of potential by now. But some are good and proficient with choreography.

Cheryl's Hitchcock number was incredible - the music and choreography were spellbinding and she was gorgeous as always - better yet if she had a better partner. Imagine her with Gilles Marini doing that Tango....

Brandon and Jeannie Mai are really growing on me. She's not young, but she's so young. The best personality on the show and Brandon's looking cute as hell too. Jeannie has probably the best potential to put out a heartstopping performance - because she has the physical fitness and the emotion. Don't count them out,

If Nelly continues to get lucky in the dance draw, there's no doubt he will make the finals. He's sexy and golden. What a beautiful sweet man. And he can move everything in perfect syncopation. He's got a lot of weaknesses but he's strong and naturally gifted enough to improve quickly. I think he should quickstep soon - show them he can master the frame AND the footwork. He can, in that dance. His partner is cool too - not so fake yet. They all become so fake over the seasons.

Val is an ASSHOLE and the public can tell. Without a good partner - he has to go, though he is the most talented male pro dancer on the show now. And....they're gone. Even with high scores.

Johnny just isn't good enough. Great foodwork, terrible body positions for ballroom dancing. He was very good last night. But you can see the work. He's got a fantastic partner - she won't last long on DWTS though. Too real and serious. He's really lucky to have her.

I really like Justina, but she may have reached the limits of what she can do. So she will continue to do well. She's not the best and Sasha is near the worst male pro - but I still think they have the best chance of winning this season.

The bachelorette is also a ringer. Her mother was a ballet dancer with the Royal Winnipeg Ballet. More prestigious than it sounds. But Bristowe is forgettable and not as dumb and popular as Hannah. Nobody can win with Artem anyway.

Anyone but Nev. What a liar. I like Jenna though. She's fake too and is married to Val, but she's a very good dancer and choreographer. Lucky for Nev.

Was it just me or were the male judges way more excited about and into Artem than Kaitlyn?

Can you blame them? And is Alan gay?

Nev seems psycho.

How will the white pro male dancer with the yellow skin do tonight?

Single elimination tonight?

Chrishell and Gleb on now. Justin Hartley's soon-to-be ex wife.

Johnny lusts for Shawn Mendes. Johnny did his best tonight in my opinion. Not great but good.

Gleb could never. So You Think You Can Dance has always been the show with better dancers. So much so that about 40 percent of the pros on DWTS started out as contestants on SYTYCD. I know this is not a Viennese Waltz, but it is amazingly sexy and reminds me Gleb's clumsy Love On The Brain.

Yes, it's that Twitch, from the Ellen show. (His wife is Derek's favorite dancing partner. The great Allison Holker.)

I love Derek as a judge better than Len. Can we keep Derek and retire Len?

I hate Len in general. He’s old and boring. The show should have dropped him YEARS ago if they wanna attract young viewers, and I’ve been saying that for years. Bruno and CarrieAnne do fine with younger people because they feel younger and know how to relate, it was Tom and Len that made the show feel too old.

Derek adds much needed Millenial vibes to the panel.

I won’t watch without Gleb.

Len won't be back. Caronvirus continues all through 2021. That's not news.

Skai looks like a very tiny Diana Ross. Alan does lift her up and throw her around too much, but he's one of the girls for sure. He is my least favorite pro dancer, of all time. What a fat ass idiot.

That said, Skai is like Bambi - very unsteady on her slender legs. So Alan thinks that throwing her around distracts from the fact that he can't teach her the dance? They were over marked. Bad night on the dance floor.

Am I the only one who finds Nelly even sexier now that he’s older? He’s aged well.

Hell no you're not R469. His gentlemanly qualities mixed with that hot thick body and too perfect smile make him seem like some kind of angel. But I remember him when. Nelly was never too rough but he was nasty enough and horny as fuck. Janet J wished him a happy B Day today on Twitter. Nelly is about 10 years older than I am and I would marry him tomorrow. He's so damn SEXY.

I am in love with Alan. And the way he shook his ass multiple times in the show, and was like a girlfriend to Skai and her friends. Pretty sure he’s gay.

I want him to grind on me. I’d fuck him so good. Ugh

Nev gives me closet vibes. His workout routine, dipping himself in ice baths. His wife isn't even hot.

How does doing ice baths make someone gay? Do some of you think before you speak?

Gleb

You're Welcome .....

Linky stinky, R475.

Alan’s filling out nicely. Getting beautifully thick.

R475 dead link.

Alan is fat and flabby with lady hips and a big goofy face. He's hated on the show, so insincere. He dances like he's still in a teen ballroom competition. Gross.

Gleb really isn't even talented enough to be a pro on DWTS. But at least he and his pigeon toed partner are gone. GLEB is there for his handsome face. He's never come close to winning or having a personality.

Artem is a fantastic dancer, with a not bad partner. If only he could break through as a personality. Seems like Johnny and Britt, Cheryl and A.J. and Nev and Jenna are in front. But don't count out Nelly or Justina yet. Nobody is a clear frontrunner, because none of them are getting any better - except Johnny and A.J.

Britt's back extension, posture and sweep in that Viennese Waltz was as beautiful as any female pro has ever displayed on the show. I still think Johnny is a bit forward in his postures and heavy on his feet - but they're the only couple who create a real mood when they dance. I'm rooting for them at this point.

R479 he made finale night last season...

And by he I mean Gleb. He made Final 3 or 4.

Gleb will never ever win this show. He's not good enough to win a local ballroom competition. He can choreograph ok, (lackluster there too) but his dancing is slow and imprecise, lacking in line and speed and finesse. He's not as good as some of the better "amatuer" contestants on the show.

Some of use know better and the people at home notice year after year that such a good looking guy is unable to create ANY excitement with ANY partner. He's just not very good. He must have been acceptable, like Alan or Sasha at one point. But he's not keeping himself in shape and he's never been creative. I don't like him. Trump and PUTIN puppet. Fire his losing ASS. His instagram looks like gay Russian tranny rebellion. Gleb is VERY dumb or he would have conquered America by now. Because his face is one in a million. But that's all he's got and it registers zero emotion. He's a moron. And a very bad dancer.

One could formulate it positively and say that Gleb has done very well for himself on the basis of that face alone. He's living the new rich Russian dream in LA, is on a network TV show, and until Covid, was always on the DWTS tour. That he's been so mediocre is on DWTS is probably just as much down to the producers of the show as to him--they could give him a partner with winning potential, good choreography, and a winning edit.

He is admittedly not a great dancer and when he tries to be a hip American he comes across as the dull Russian boy from the projects that he is. However, he did very well on his only season of Strictly Come Dancing and could've had a fine career there. But he either wanted the American dream or his family couldn't get visas for the UK.

Go Home Gleb. But I think you put it very well R483. At least you're not so blind to argue that he is a good dancer. He's not. At all. And they're supposed to do their own choreography for their partners. They don't give Val a good edit, because he's an ASS - but he's won a few times. Because of superior talent and hard work and personality. He sometimes likes his partner, like Normani and Rumer. Some gymnast.

Artem married his partner (Nikki Bella) and she's a much hotter chick than we would imagine him being with, based on his shy presentation. They have a new baby. Artem is not an ASS. Gleb is an ASS. He doesn't have much of an ASS though. Come on. A haircut and a great face can be found on any soap opera or in a catalogue. Gleb is far above average - but he's not sexy at all. Go back to Strictly Come Dancing Gleb. I'm sure they don't want him. America sees through him - he barely registers - week after week, year after year.

A winning edit??? Ummmm we vote.

He yelled and got angry at Chrishell, and she’s like the sweetest person.

(Of course the show didn’t air it, remember when they used to air the pros getting angry especially Maks lol)

R486 he is human. It happens.

Gleb named his daughter Zlata

Damn, the Gleb hater here is out of control. I’ve never read such vitriol directed at a reality show performer in my life — in post after post. It’s really pathetic.

And to say the guy is pigeon-toed and has no ass? LOL Hater sounds like a little bitch who could never get the hot guy to look at him.

I don’t know dancing that well to know he’s just average in this arena. His dancing looks fine to me, but I’m admittedly hot for him. The guy is just beautiful. I could look at him all day.

Hater boy is too much, though.

You're Welcome.

( apologies for the stinky linky dead link at r275 )

One More ?

Gleb Savchenko’s wife accuses ‘DWTS’ pro of having ‘multiple affairs’ ...oh my.

R492 we all already knew he cheats on her left and right. All he thinks about is sex.

And it doesn’t hurt that he’s beautiful. I’m sure sex is easily accessible to someone like him.

Sex is accessible to many of us. Gleb should try rehearsing sometime. Dude is not a great ballroom dancer and a pretty bad teacher. If he wants to fuck - do porn. That weirdo fanatic ^ on this thread will leave the library and pay for the internet at home if only Gleb would show his small pretty peen.

R495 you sound psycho. Just like you do on the Fleetwood Mac threads and any thread you comment on.

Oh, good, I'm going to be Jesse's dance partner.

Wow R496! Fleetwood Mac were popular before I was born. But I've heard their music. They only sing the same shit over and over for the last 40 years. You are very old huh? And still so sadly obsessed with GLEB? I think everyone knows your posting style. We know who you are. Good luck to you gramps. Have a safe night.

I want YOU R496. You've posted my name over 150 times on this thread. Get the internet and I will be in touch. ❤️ GLEB 🔌

Wonky eye?

WTF is a "Gleb"? Worst name ever.

WTF is a "Gleb"? Worst name ever.

Has Val ever done the man on man sex?

Incest is the best sex.

How will the white pro male dancer with the yellow skin do tonight?

WTF is Derek wearing tonight with that orange suit and eyeliner?

For a supermodel, Tyra has awful clothing.

That isn’t her clothing. That is what they dress her in.

I didn't say it wasn't, R508. She should know better.

That Amy Winehouse thing Johnny Weir did was just bizarre. He looked like a 50s Italian housewife who turns tricks for the neighborhood men.

And?

Does the black eyeliner make the yellow skin on that dancer look whiter and brighter?

Johnny Weir acts autistic. Just a weird gay.

Derek Hugh is a good judge and a likable guy. I do think the judging is weaker because Len Goodman isn’t there.

Tyra banks needs to go on a diet.

Nelly looks great and I think he’s hot, but I also believe he’s been overscored all season. He pouts at even the slightest criticism and the judges reward him for it.

The main problem with this season is that too many dancers are just “good.” No one is incredible, no one’s improved dramatically. Now the judges are giving out 10s — I guess because we’re near the end of the season — although no dance has been that good.

So who should win? Honestly, I don’t care.

Brief shirtless video that Derek Hough posted on Instagram today.

How do you think the white pro male dancer with the yellow skin will do tonight?

The show is better without Len. Sorry, but it’s time to drop him.

Nelly looks so damn sexy tonight

The finale couples are not spectacular, but at least there is not a ringer.

R518

Are you serious? Nev & Kaitlyn are obvious ringers.

The scores this week were a joke

R519 do you mean like Candace Cameron Bure was when she was on the show.

Out of 12 judged dances tonight, the WORST score was 9-9-8. There were so many 10s it was absurd.

I agree that Nelly looked hot as fuck tonight, and his dancing has improved tremendously. He belongs in the finals. Johnny Weir was his sadsack self-pitying self when he lost.

And this Nev guy? He’s straight??? Seriously???

Many men who were born and raised in upper middle class Manhattan are like Nev. but I don’t expect you transplants to know what REAL NYers are like.

R522 Nev is not gay. He's Jewish

Johnny Weir is fat and the costume designer must have decided early on that he would be made to look ridiculous. And he was a shockingly BAD dancer.

Goodbye, Johnny. Don't let the door hit you in your fat ass on the way out.

Don't blame the designer. Johnny's clothing style over the past few years has a feminine flair that Johnny seems to prefer.

But he definitely has put on the pounds.

Don't blame the designer. Johnny's clothing style over the past few years has a feminine flair that Johnny seems to prefer.

But he definitely has put on the pounds.

I thought Johnny was great

Didn't the show used to be reduced to an hour as the cast dwindled? Is it because of Cvoid that they kept it at 2 since they had no other programming?

The audience deserves two hours of me.....in fact I'm sure they demanded it.

R529 the Monday show has always been two hours. They used to have a 1-hour Tuesday results show which was scrapped. As the cast dwindles, they make the remaining contestants do two dances and also usually have an act by the pro dancers and a singing act by a guest

Did Derek dance on Monday? I recall Tyra saying he would be, but I never saw him dance.

The finale will be so boring they are having a judge dance.

How do you think the white pro male dancer with the yellow skin will do tonight?

R525 His tiny little feet in the pointy-toed little shoes he always wore in contrast with his plump chunky legs and butt creeped me out every time.

Johnny's butt seems like a formless blob.

Tyra looks like a mesh bath scrubbie from Bath & Bodyworks.

Carrie Ann looks like she wrapped in a giant bath towel.

Justina looks fabulous at 47 !

She does look quite a bit younger, R539.

Derek dancing now.

It's nice to see Jesse back. He was the only good-looking male celeb this season in my opinion.

Ugh. Kaitlyn and her lip injections won.

Nev was robbed! Poor guy, he must be thinking, “I shaved my chest for THIS?!” I wish ABC would stop hoisting these “Bachelorette” hos on us, but they must have a following!

I didn’t want either of the ringers to win. And just my luck, they’re top 2. I voted 20 times for Nelly.

Nev was the clear winner! He will get more fame out of this show that than the whore who won.....whatever the hell her name is.....

Nev is fucking hot, so sorry he wasn't the winner, he was robbed and poor Justina, also robbed by Nelly, by far the worst on the show.

The 2 people who took dance lessons before (Nev literally already competed in ballroom before) are top 2. And you think that’s fair?

Nev has crazy eyes. No doubt shit in his trailer got tossed around. Hopefully he cooled off in his 20 degree bath he gets in every morning.

Gleb...

In bed with another man.

Sometimes you wanna change the subject.

There's a video somewhere -probably Gleb's IG - of him and Keo making watermelon and tequila cocktails from last summer. Cute couple.

Yes R548, he said he was a kid when he took dance class

I’d been rooting for Nev all season and was disappointed by his loss, but the poster above who mentioned his “crazy eyes” prompted me to revisit his finale Freestyle. It remains terrific, but I must admit I do see crazy eyes here! I don’t know if it was nerves, or if he was just trying really hard, but YIKES!