Nick Sandell doing yoga naked

OTOH, there might be hope for DLers with cash.

[quote] “I met with one person once because he wanted to have a few drinks at his place and talk. I went to his apartment for drinks and he told me if I took my shirt off and talked to him for an hour he would give me $2,000 an hour. Honestly, I had one drink, took my shirt off, and I just talked to the guy, and he ended up giving me $4,000 for two hours. He didn’t touch me, there was nothing weird, in fact he ended up giving me some great advice for starting my own business. After he handed me the money, I was like, ‘Is that it? Is this real?’ I was kind of blown away to have $4,000 in my hands.”

He lacks any sexuality. He is super super duper bland vanilla. Also has no placing in NYC. Belongs in the Midwest.

R2, many of us like hot vanilla. He’s mainstream hot because most people are into his type

It would not be DL R3 if some unattractive older gentlemen did not dismiss an objectively very good looking young guy as "too vanilla" because he did not remind them of Danny DeVito or one of the Village People

He isn’t mainstream hot. He would be bigger if so. His friend Michael Dean is more mainstream hot.

Vanilla can be fine. Too vanilla is never fine.

What do the neighbors think?

He is extremely good looking with an astonishingly beautiful body and a perfect face, but I find it impossible to imagine him having sex.

Mainstream hot? Lmao. He’s fine. But there’s a reason he is having to show it all now while his friends like Michael Dean or Nick Topel don’t.

R7 THANK YOU. TOO VANILLA. No flavor. Nothing sexual there.

He’s a whore, guys. He fucked Aaron Schock while Schock’s bipolarity had him cowering in the closet and tempting fate, and he put out an IG story thanking Nick Sandell “for the pump.”

If you see what you like, make him an offer. Maybe you can get a Cockgobbler threeway special if the offer is good enough.

I admit I've paid for sex (more times than I care to admit) but I'd never understand paying piles of money for someone to talk to you with their shirt off.

Wasn't he Andy Cohen's plaything, too?

Andy Cohen has ‘cast’ him as a WWHL bartender, yes.

The Aaron Schock thing has me in stitches. They fucked, right?

R14 Nick “pumped” Aaron. Put two and two together.

I am somewhat fascinated by the motivations of someone like R2/R5/R9/R12 (the same person) and what end result they hope to get. Are they hoping to convince others that they are not really attracted to someone like Nick? That their beauty standards are off? Seems an awful lot of effort for no reward.

Nick pumped Aaron because they worked out together 🙄🙄🙄

R16 ummm I’m only two of those 4 comments. But keep making a fool of yourself.

Nick, you have a nice dick.

R11 Majority of the time I have paid for it and I am not even 30 yet... being ugly sucks in the city

His dick is small. His face is basic. Only thing that makes him even slightly “good looking” are his eyes.

The body is messy. He was a roid head and had to get surgery after to fix the mess he made of his Body

He can’t “lack any sexuality.” Look at his record:

1. Hired by pervert Andy Cohen to take his clothes off.

2. Hired by Aaron Schock to pump him and publicly thanked for the dicking.

3. Naked yoga with an erection.

It’s obvious that sex is his trade, not something he lacks.

What evidence is there that Aaron Schock was the bottom rather than the top? "Thanks for the pump" is ambiguous.

Some of you are so ignorant to the point I wonder if it’s intentional or not.

Aaron posted Videos of him working out with Nick, Michael, and Nick Topel. They go to the same trainer when Aaron/Topel are in NYC. His thanking him/them for the pump came with videos and pics of them working out together.

He also hires them as his Personal Trainer and promotes them.

Andy Cohen has a mutual friend with them who gets them cast on WWHL.

Having an erection means you’re gay?

R23, Aaron’s infinite hole pics.

R23 Oh, dear.

We hold some truths to be self-evident.

I prefer this

I guess the "Ignore" function must be faulty and lumping multiple posters together if they've said something negative on this thread

SMH

What is our troll's motivation?

Sigh, I kind of would like to be a handsome, slightly muscled guy living in a bigger city like New York and get regular paychecks and gifts from not even that older, rich (American) men! This would be my dream life!

Semi-erection R22 ;)

If he was fully hard it would you be, you know, like porn and not just an exercise video where he happens to be naked.

(Though happy to be proven wrong if you spotted a full erection.)

R30 It’s not shriveled up, is my point. It’s swollen enough to show potential buyers what they will be getting when the package is delivered.

R30 = retired Mull of Kintyre test giver

I hate his dick. Not great and then the dickhead is too small

How soon before he starts jerkin on camera

R34 He has an OnlyFans. People aren’t paying to watch him knit.

I want to get money from guys as well!

Doesn't he already do that on onlyfans, r34?

I don’t know what he does on Onlyfans

He doesn’t post nudes on his onlyfans.

Stop listening to the psycho making shit up.

DL won’t accept the link but there’s a clip of him jerking off on Porn Hub. Just google his name and porn. It’s not complicated.

This might explain why he isn’t a porn star, but instead a Schock-caliber private services provider.

His video makes me wonder who the cameraman is.

She’s a common whore!

R41: seems he's jacking it to Jared Padalecki (or Sarah Michelle Geller).

R42 his girlfriend who he lives with

Not him R41

The guy in the video you posted is uncut.

Sandell appears to be cut in his naked yoga video

Minus the yoga, his videos are a lot like the ones Aaron made to market himself to renters.

That isn’t even Nick

R14 yes, forcefully and often

Guys, stop making this dirty. He is just a personal trainer.

Now stop gossiping and take a long look at his hairy butt.

Hot, semi erect - perfect body... kids today!

He’s verified on Instagram! Facebook’s got quite a thing going, having found a way to get rich by making prostitutes into social media celebrities.

He posts from Florida. I bet he shares Schock’s politics, too.

If you photo shopped their head with a different head, they'd all look exactly alike. BORING

[quote] Also has no placing in NYC. Belongs in the Midwest.

Do you know how much sex a hot blond guy gets in NYC? People go nuts over that.

R55 Are you calling this guy blond?

I thought this thread was going to be about that other Nick guy, the Catholic school boy who was harassed by the media and who spoke at the RNC earlier this week.

Nicky, my tunnel of love is ready for another pump!!

R55 he is blond? Since when? He doesn’t belong.

He's blond, yes.

R57, I would love for Nick Sandmann to take up naked yoga.

^^You're probably old enough to be his grandfather.

Definitely not equipped for porn unless he’s a hungry bottom.

[quote][R55] Are you calling this guy blond?

[quote][R55] he is blond? Since when? He doesn’t belong.

[quote]He's blond, yes.

In New York especially.

If he didn’t shave himself bald down there he’d be classified as a ‘petite.’

I imagine this is the kind of personal training Cockgobbler Aaron Schock and Andy Cohen got from this personal trainer to the stars.

Cockgobbler likely just had a personal training session with Nick as he (a) couldn't afford him and (b) would have just gone to a hotel and fucked rather than to a gym.

Guys like Nick make money from gays who want to say they worked out with them, maybe have Nick touch his arm to correct his form, pretend they are buddies.

R67 No, you dummy, they were sharing client lists and networking. And Aaron probably begged to suck Nick’s dick.

As soon as Aaron got to LA, he hooked up with that bizarre little troll Kurian who runs Beverly Hills Lifestyle magazine. Kurian’s IG is FULL of Nick types—gorgeous young men, muscled up, who he most likely connects with his wealthy clients. These are people who run in the same circles. Think Heidi Fleiss, except that they get away with it.

R68 also reposts scam Covid cures to Facebook and sort of believes in Q-Anon

R69 LOL what? You’re imaginative.

This guy is the common link between Nick and Aaron.

We must assume that he attracts guys like them because of his own beauty and magnetism and certainly not because he is networked with wealthy older men throughout the entertainment business and Los Angeles. :)

Nick Sandell is not blond at all. Wtf. Some of you eldergays are really losing it.

Nick Sandell doing nothing naked

Technically, you're right, r72. But anything short of ginger or dark brown, I think of as blond. So shoot me.

Nick Topel is a devout Christian. That’s why he is not showing it all

Yeah he doesn’t look blond at all to me, either. He has medium brown hair.

My hair is slightly lighter than his, mousy brown, and a woman at work always refers to me as blond. It’s so weird.

R2, link your type dude

Say what you will about Nick, but that boy is EASY ON THE EYE!

His friend Michael Dean is barely a blond and more blond than him. They are only blonde when they put dye from a bottle in their hair.

R76 because he isn’t blond.

People don’t know what blond looks like anymore it seems.

Say what you will about Nick, but that boy is EASY!

He's an average looking guy who uses the same gimmick as every other average looking guy on the net. It doesn't make him special.

R81 thank you! He isn’t even that good looking. I’m tired of the overhyping of some of these guys.

Where do average dudes look like this? Male fitness model conventions?

R81 Really? I think he is incredibly attractive, if overbuilt. (But most people seem to think ‘the bigger, the better.) His features and his skin are really nice.

But any association with the Cockgobbler and Andy Cohen = toxic schock syndrome for me.

He seems to have slimmed down considerably in the naked yoga video versus the shot at R73

R85 I don’t know when the pictures/videos were taken but I did see a while back that he posted on IG about having breast surgery, admitting that he developed gynecomastia as a result of having taken steroids. (This was after the Schock pumping.)

Can one reverse gynecomastia?

Naked yoga is recent R86, seems to be from July 2020

He's dirty blond or what used to be called dishwater blond. Of course, he's also not attractive and has a small dick according to DL. I don't know what universe some of you delusional queens live in.

He’s not dirty blond. He is brunette.

[quote] I don't know what universe some of you delusional queens live in.

The universe of a rural area where dicks are normal-sized and guys don't have felp-tip marker style dickheads that are the appropriate size based on the thickness of the shaft?

FELT*

Whether or not this guy is blond has to be one of the more asinine arguments we've seen on DL in quite awhile. 😅

At first I read this as "Nick Sandmann doing yoga naked"

Only a matter of time, R94

Am I supposed to know who this guy is? He's not bad looking but not what I'm typically into.

I bet Rick Santorum would blow Aaron Schock on camera if Aaron stripped in front of him and made his steroidal boobies bounce.

Come on R89, basement-dwellers finding fault with objectively handsome guys is an trend as old as many DLers. What I've never understood is why they will bother to post, often multiple times, about how unattractive they think the guy is.

Versus you know, ignoring the thread and moving on to something else.

At first I read this as "Nick Sandmann doing Yoda naked"

But he isn’t objectively handsome r98. He’s pretty normal in the face.

He’s a 10 physically, with the exception of his dick, which is nice looking but not porn caliber.

He’s hot enough to be hired to service Cohens and Schocks, anyway.

At first I read this as “Jolly old Saint Nick doing naked yoga.”

His face is average. Please stop.

He has a 7 day free trial on his OF right now. I signed up. His videos are 10-15 seconds underwear/butt shots. I didn't see any dick in the several I clicked on.

r104 = the "What Really Matters" troll

R104 If you’re gonna advertise to the gays of the DL, you’ve got to show dick. Also cumshots. And if you convince your detestable fuck buddy Aaron Schock to be in a video with you, you will attain icon status here.

I told you all, he doesn’t post full frontal on OF. Only in the DMs where he charges $100 for a video

R105 This is DL. What else do you think people want to know about his OF? His daily bible verse recitals?

I wasn't being sarcastic, r108. Why the cunting?

It's hard to read tone R109, sorry, however I wasn't being cunty with the bible verse comment. That was meant as sarcasm.

[quote]He is extremely good looking with an astonishingly beautiful body and a perfect face, but I find it impossible to imagine him having sex.

I can imagine it, it involves mirrors.

He strikes me as the type of guy who would only fuck a guy that looks exactly like him.

R112, The vast majority of hot people are only attracted to other hot people

R112 He strikes me as the kind of guy who’d fuck another guy who looks like Grover Cleveland...as long as a mirror is clearly visible from the bed.

r113 The vast majority of people are only attracted to hot people

R113, you're not reading. He seems like one of those guys that are only attracted to carbon copies of themselves. Same height, hair color, hair style, skin tone, facial structure, build, body fat percentage, amount of body hair.

So, he's a PROSTATUTE WHORE?

R113 He claims to be straight, so no.

He literally lives with his GF

R119, then why would he fuck Aaron Schock? I'm seriously confused. Someone's not telling the truth here.

He didn’t fuck Aaron.

R120 He and Aaron both claim he is straight.

But Aaron also claimed Aaron is straight...

And Nick shows off his cock and ass on OnlyFans and if you think straight women are the ones he is selling his goods to...

THEY WORKED OUT TOGETHER.

Jesus. It’s not that hard. And it was a group.

Um, maybe he's gay for pay. He's recently started selling these nude vids so obviously he was always flexible with his rules. If $4k made his day as a poster mentioned then the money rich gays would throw at him just to eat his cum probably runs just south of $6-10k. Aaron could offer contacts but not that amount of cash.

I love how Nick sounds like that queen Jared Kushner with his light slightly-effeminate voice. I guess no one can have it all lol.

Aaron says nothing happened...

Why are you bothering him? R125

If you are at your peak beauty, why not show it off? It won't last forever, and I'm glad he's willing to share. Those of you who think he has a small dick ... did you watch the video? He's definitely more of a show-er than a grow-er. His cock and balls are dangling and dancing with every shift and pose.

I think his proportions look way off. The head is way too big, and his body is too buff for that dick....

R128 has also commented that Brad Pitt's left nipple is not symmetrical and thus ruins his looks.

Make that money while you can! People are making bank on social media right now, and there's nothing wrong with that. It's a small window of opportunity and if you can get paid while you've still got youth and looks why not?

R129 It’s just that his chubby face and oversized head make him look like a huge baby to me. ..

1. Very easy on the eyes.

2. Attractive + showing off naked body to the world strongly suggests narcissism.

3. Fraternizing with Andy Cohen and Aaron Schock strongly suggest a necrotizing soul and heavy drug use.

4. Verdict = wouldn’t get near it.

R130 Why not? How about decency, shame, consideration for parents, future offspring, partners etc. Not everybody wants to do sex work and have nudes easily googlable all over the internet...

r133 it's all about financial security. That can very hard to come by.

R134, The problem is that the personality type that people who jack off and spread their ass on the internet for money tend to have is not compatible with financial stability, no matter how much they realistically earn online during their 2? 3? year window of opportunity.

I didn't care for his voice. I stopped paying attention to it and eventually muted it. Hot video otherwise. Looks much better slim than he does in the photos.

Where do we think the location is?

Looks like it might be Brooklyn

If you look at his Instagram, he tags himself in a different location in almost every photo.

When he PUMPED Aaron at the gym, that was in L.A.

He has a Facebook page called “Model Trainers™️“ (cuz he is a model who will train yo ass, duh) based in NYC, and it looks like his most recent post there was:

“You’ll definitely want to tune in! First time ever - Sharing fully frontal artistic nudes via my exclusive page! Link in bio 😇🔞“

So, he IS a PROSTATUTION WHORE!

EEEeeeew, Nick is a Kurian courtier, too?

🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

Look, he made and posted a little video compilation of...himself showing off!

He is the object of his affection.

So Edwin the Cockgobbler Groupie is also the one cyberstalking Nick Sandell?

Well, the carpet does match the drapes . . .

R127: he has a semi near the beginning and then leftover blood from that for the rest so it's never truly flaccid. His dick isn't really that small it's just nothing special or worth paying to see.

I like his muscle ass. (Is Aaron the cameraman?)

He’s a whore darling

Does carefully maintaining a semi hard dick while doing naked yoga for money = good life energy?

Wouldn't claiming to be straight increa$e his appeal with gay customers?

He has a gayish accent.

Sometimes after professing love to their reflections for years and sucking a few dicks for money, straight guys develop gay accents.

How much does he charge for a naked massage with 'happy ending'?

Two questions about this picture.

1. Is this odd pose with a watermelon slice subversive racist messaging?

2. Is it just me, or are his gigantic shoulders seriously freaky? Is bigger always better? He may as well have horns sprouting from his shoulder blades.

It feels to me that when you don't have such a muscled body in your 20's, your 20's are useless. True?

R152, his traps are too small for those shoulders

R154 He literally looks like a shirtless skinny guy who is standing behind a life-sized cardboard cutout of of a weight lifter’s body. Cover up everything from the shoulders down and you’ll see it.

R153, only if you think the entire point of your 20's is to be an instaho without any regard for the rest of your life. Many people apparently believe that.

R155, lol, so true. The position of the watermelon slice enhances the effect!

His grandmother was part of our Canasta group. But, we played cards with our clothes on.

I hear if you tip him well on OnlyFans, this straight man will show you special yoga moves of the sphincter and rectal muscles via a colonoscopy cam!

R159, once we get haptic feedback technology, Nick will let you fuck him in the ass over the internet, for the right price of course.

R160 ...but only if you’re straight like he is!

I see what you are saying R152 but I think it is the angle of the photo. His shoulders look more proportional in the video and in other IG shots

He was also on steroids and huge at one point as per this 2016 photo

So straight!

One side is clearly stronger than the other.

He’s so straight I bet there’s a hetero surcharge for guys to blow him!

[quote]he must have fallen on hard times as he has an OnlyFans and is now showing cock on it.

Or, he gets off on being seen. That's a major, if underdiscussed, motivation for men who do porn.

Does he claim to be straight? There are no photos of girlfriends on his IG, just his sister and some female models that he's been shot with

The workout-with-a-model business is odd in that it's clearly aimed at gay men.

There are good looking guys who have started online fitness businesses with a large hetero following--from ex-Real World star Scott Herman, to Athlean-X Jeff Cavaliere. (the latter is actually a physical therapist and has very good advice on stretching and recovering)

R167 Aaron Schock said he (Nick) is straight

OTOH, I'd tell Aaron Schock I was straight too if he tried to hit on me...

R168, that probably just means Aaron begged and begged to eat Nick's ass and Nick refused to let him. Aaron has to rationalize it somehow. But good for Nick having standards!

He reads gay to me. He might be closeted to his family, and Aaron was just being a friend not outing him when asked.

Sadly, he’s mutilated.

Sadly, r172's mind, or facsimile thereof, is mutilated.

I first read this as “ Nick Sandell doing yoga naked”.

I first read this as “Nick Sandell doing Yogi naked.”

I only clicked to see if he actually took off his hat and tie!

That house looks like it might be in Canada

I did the free trial of his OnlyFans ... and this will not last more than 7 days. He did a live stream so you see him in real time. He's, like, pretty ... like, and vapid ... and ... like, pretty vapid.

R177 Talk him into blowing a load on camera. Maybe his wee willie and wee brain are compensated by a big splash.

R177 I’m curious...did you, like, expect this musclebohnd brah bro to, like, discuss the principles of quantum physics behind his paywall? And stuff and whatnot?

Was he naked in the live stream R177 and were there good shots of his cock or was it all from a distance?

It's mainly from the pecs up, r180. I haven't seen any penis.

Are there those among us who are delusional enough to think this uber kaween is straight?

Seriously?

I don’t see how he gets any business when things like this are his competition.

I'd love to see what his feet look like!

I wanna see Nick Sandell's feet!

I think his attractiveness would improve if he were lightly built, less immaculately groomed and polished and plucked, and had a normal job or was in grad school.

gay for pay...i'll pass

R187 He’s not even that. He’s a no-homo gay tease for pay.

r188 You're right even worse

Looks like a prolific farter

Here he is pulling his pants down amid corn.

Enjoy.

R191, He should've stuck a corn cob up his ass to liven it up a little.

R192 with or without the corn kernels intact? Seems like the stripped cob could do some damage...

R193, Ideally, Nick would boil it first and let it cool a little. Then a Central American food vendor would come up, impale the corncob with a wooden stick and dress it up in some nice mayo, chili powder, and crumbled queso fresco, and then stick the other end of the wooden stick in the ground. Then Nick would do a nice deep squat onto the corncob, devouring it with his ass, leaving only the stripped cob. I'd pay to see that on OnlyFans.

And despite all that effort, R194, Ms. Sandell could make it all look boring and completely uninteresting. It's her one, defining talent.

There's another active thread right now about sex workers.

Would we consider Nick Sandell a sex worker?

I think once you start selling videos of yourself doing naked yoga and close-up shots of your butt and penis for tips, you're obviously selling sex, so you're kind of a sex worker lite. What do you think? Does he have to actually shove something up there to qualify?

Yes, he is a sex worker. I joined his free OF yesterday. Today I got a link to a video I could buy of him taking a bubble bath. There was an eggplant emoji in the text. I imagine that implies visual penis. But you have to pay to see it, so yes, sex worker.

I can't wait for my OF subscription to end. Apparently that's the only way you can unsubscribe. I want nothing more to do with him, mostly because he's either closeted or straight.

R197 If you're on the hook with your subscription, can you send him a message on there and just ask outright if he is gay, bi, or what, and if he's ever going to actually *do* something to earn your money besides rubbing his butt on corn?

I sent him a message, r198, asking him explicitly if he is heterosexual, stating that I was drawn to him by what I took for his homosexually-oriented naked yoga video, and am disappointed to learn he is apparently not gay. I'll keep you posted if I hear back from him.

You HETEROPHOBE, R199!

Did you have to give them a credit card number to join for the free trial, R199?

Not sure, r200. I know I didn't enter it, but it may already be on file.

Can R199 or someone explain the point of OnlyFans for people like Sandell or Bella Thorne? The OP linked to the naked yoga video, which I assume Sandell posted to OnlyFans--meaning that people would have paid to see it. But we're all seeing it here without paying for it. Likewise, Bella Thorne is in trouble with people for charging them $200 to see a naked photo, which when unlocked was a photo of her naked, but covering herself up so that nothing was really shown. Obviously once a photo like that is seen by a few people, it's going to be available globally via the Internet. It doesn't seem possible to prevent that from happening. So what exactly are people paying for? I mean, what's the reason for paying? Is it just because people don't have patience to wait a couple of weeks or months, or is there some other incentive?

Did the corncob thing really happen?

No, R204. LOL.

That discussion is based on the weird Instagram video at R191 featuring him pulling his pants down and rubbing his booty on corn plants.

Even on DL R203 (or, given the demo, especially on DL) many people are unaware the degree to which porn is pirated and how most of it winds up on streaming sites within an hour or two of being posted.

Also, the video posted here seems to be a clip of a longer video, as it ends fairly abruptly.

Many of the performers (how's that for being kind) may see these pirated clips as advertising--"Like what you see here? Then sign up and get a whole lot more!"

R206 I guess. The Bella Thorne thing seems especially crazy to me, though. Supposedly such a significant number of people paid $200 for (what they thought would be) a naked picture of her and then demanded refunds that it affected OnlyFans's bottom line. I mean, that seems like A LOT of people. Paying for a single photo. That inevitably would be available for no cost within hours of release.

He's pretty. But dull. I'd bet all he ever talks about is his last workout or his next scheduled workout.

Too bad his dick is small.

Why would you want him to day anything other than "does that feel good?" R208?

Why do DLers want these guys to be their boyfriends?

R183 yes, and Griffin B is one of the top 1% of contributors on Only Fans. He does it all, between his excellent oral skills and love of cum guzzling, and his amazing ass and insatiable hole, he provides a wealth of full on sex content. No way Nick is going to make much coin doing what he is currently doing.

R211 Is Griffin still active? I don't do OnlyFans stuff, but he was ubiquitous on the Wide Web of the World for a couple of years and I haven't seen anything from him in quite a while.

Look Mr. Sandell let's cut this shit, huh? I got all the dope on you right here. You're a whore. You might be a classy Park Avenue whore, but you're still a fucking whore. Now, who are you fucking?

“Now, who are you fucking?”

Not it!

Would you rather...

A) Pay Nick $1,000 to listen to him describe for six hours how he maintains proper form while lifting and flexing, while he repeatedly pulls down his jeans to almost reveal something but reveals nothing but a shaved public region...

OR

B) Be tied down and inseminated by Jack Mackenroth repeatedly for a week, with no access to any kind of medical care for the six months that follow?

One thing young Nick has in his favor R215, is that his pubic region is not shaved. Trimmed a little, maybe, but definitely not shaved.

R216 Where does it begin, then?

See the video R217

As they say on Reddit... totally straight!

R219 Yikes...Muscle Milo vibes

After R219

He responded. He said, "so my yoga video has leaked to Datalounge? I'm straight and very much an ally."

Shall I send him a link to this thread?

He knows about Datalounge? How odd.

No way a Millennial straight man would know about Datalounge.

He's been the subject of prior threads and Google love DL

You jealous guys are so depressing. The bitterness makes me sad. It makes me wonder how you get through the day.

Thanks for the concern, Nick @R226, but I'm getting along just fine. But then I'm not whoring myself out for quarters on Only Fans.

And BTW: you're about as straight as Richard Simmons' left nut.

R227, post your picture. Let's compare it with Nick.

Oh, you won't? I wonder why you fat, ugly loser.

Why should I post a pic for some moron on an anonymous message board, R228.

And just an FYI: not everyone is an internet fame whore desperately in search of "likes." I'm one of those people.

Nick, how can you be a gay ally and also PUMP a virulently antigay gay man who voted in Congress to deny us basic civil liberties and protections against hate crimes? You’re fraternizing with our enemy.

[quote]OTOH, I'd tell Aaron Schock I was straight too if he tried to hit on me...

I'd tell him I've been out since he was a closeted student trying desperately to escape his Peoria high school and proceed to give him a metaphorical reaming out a lot less pleasant than the literal ones he's used to receiving from his wealthy international companions.

I would tell him I have an urgent message for him about a pending transaction from the prime minister of India but before it can be released, he’ll need to give me incriminating information about Paul Ryan.

Tell Nick he’s not an ally until he’s sucked a dick.

Here’s a video of him and the corn at 21:00

I doubt Aaron would have wasted time on Nick if he were straight. He's not, and I bet they hooked up. If he walks like a goose, talks like a goose, and has queenier stares than Colton Haynes, then he's not straight.

R235 Forget the goose. All I see there is rouge.

R215 neither, both sound like pure hell, either a death sentence of pure monotony or of every communicable disease known to man. Either way, it ain’t going to be good.

He gave his ass up for A Cohen and got nothing out of it.

I've had a few encounters with him in passing. Mutual friends, etc.

He's the type of guy who thinks he's much more capable than he actually is (as evidenced from his Yoga video which he has no business doing).

He apparently has had an OF account for a long time but wouldn't do nudes. He'd lead followers on and make them think he was finally going to but never did. Even now, from the way they've shot that video, you can tell he's still trying to avoid showing his junk as much as he can.

If anyone wants a good laugh, go find the video of him singing, "Fast Car," when he legitimately thought he could go into music.

R238 Did you touch his beefy alpha gainz?

So he says he is straight but very much an ally. And he makes or subsidizes his living selling his body (whether in pictures or in person) to gay men while hanging out in person with a closeted gay man who allegedly prostitutes to wealthy foreigners after trying to pass laws that deny basic rights to gay people...this is a very complicated psyche for such a simpleton.

Physically beautiful - wayyyyyy too queenie.

Anyone who ends sentences with "right?" deserves to die.

"Okay, we're gonna get started, right?"

"You may feel imbalanced, right?"

"Don't be afraid to feel shaky, right?"

I would never mistake this for an actual athlete. This photo can only be interpreted as “getting ready to drop the soap and take on the whole team.”

One inch short of a beehive.

Is he from New Jersey?

Is it possible he’s not from New Jersey?

Nick, you shouldn’t let your average-sized penis keep you from doing porn.

You have options in gay porn.

You can bottom.

You can suck dicks. (If you stick with only this option, you can still claim to have a no-homo rectum and tightly toned sphincter.)

I bet there’s even a big fan base for gay porn tops with five inchers. Maybe you can be the guy to crack that untapped market and launch FiveInchBros.com. I know OnlyFans is a good pimp but if you start your own gay porn site, you can be the pimp and skim an agent’s finder’s fee off the guys you sleep with and keep 100 percent of your own proceeds, less production and marketing expenses.

Actually come to think of it, you have a built-in guaranteed marketing coup of a launch if you tap into it. Your friend Aaron is a prime contender for FiveInchBros.com. Just talk him into doing it. He clearly loved it when you PUMPED him, so why don’t you both get the most out of it next time and sell the product.

Here are your promotional angles when you launch:

—I’m Nick, and I’m a straight ally and an Instagram influencer! To show HOW MUCH of an ally I am, I’m going all out on camera!

—That’s right! You get to watch me lose my gay virginity during the LIVE launch!

—FiveInchBros.com isn’t your run-of-the-mill porn site. Men are shamed for their bodies, too. While I have the ideal steroided Instagram body, I have a secret. A little one. But it’s time to end the shame. One thing men, gay and straight alike, have in common is that most of us are ‘average guys’ who don’t have donkey dicks made for porn. And another secret? Most people prefer normal to freakishly large. FiveInchBros.com will empower the small-to-average man and change the big dicks are best paradigm for good!

—As a special treat, not only will I be losing my homo virginity LIVE for paying customers, but I’m losing it to a special guest—you may know him only as The Cockgobbler for now! But trust me, this is a man of influence, a man of pecs and abs, a man of no moral character who used to run the country. A man...of five inches!

Nick, hit me up if you’d like me to write your marketing plan. You’ll seriously set a record for gay porn Internet traffic with this endeavor. It’s the big break you’ve been waiting for.

Former Corbin Fisher porn star, former Chippendales dancer, semiautomatic weapons collector and man of many names Connor/Colin Hart/Chaz Vorrias/Chas Vorrias is also selling naked exercise videos.

I think he stopped doing porn with other guys. But he did at one time fuck guys (and gobble their loads). So the question is, does having given up sex with men make him more or less gay friendly than a model who sells his nudity to gay men but won’t get near them?

Discuss!

Always fascinating to see how much these guys seem to trigger certain DLers.

Not at all dissimilar to the Chalamet/Ben Barnes/Lee Pace style fraus whose postings can be summed up as "you would never have sex with me (no matter how much I would like that to happen) so I will spend all my time listing the reasons you are an awful person."

I would be totally fine with him, R248, if not for the Schock association. That's a deal breaker.

Otherwise, he seems very bland and factory made, and aside from setting unrealistic expectations about bodies, there's not really any reason to complain about Barbies and Kens.

Outside of Datalounge R249, few people actually know who Schock is.

Having zero idea of how the workout session came to be, it seems to be wholly within the realm of possible that all Sandell knew is that some guy named Aaron had paid the gym for a training session with him and unless Schock told him his backstory during the session (unlikely) that's all he knew at the end of it when the Cockgobbler took the photo.

R250 That is possible. Are you ready to confess to us that you are Nick Sandell and that this is what actually happened?

So we're supposed that Nick knows about Datalounge from "previous threads" (there was only another one, from 2 years ago), but that he hasn't ever heard of Aaron Schock?

Logical fallacy to assume he knows who Aaron is just because they pumped one another

Logical fallacy to assume he knows who Aaron is just because they pumped one another

Nice nipple placement though R243. I’ll give him that.

"Logical fallacy to assume he knows who Aaron is just because they pumped one another"

Logical fallacy to assume he knows who Aaron is just because they fucked with a double headed dildo.

Logical fallacy to assume he knows who Aaron is just because they fucked with a double headed dildo to entertain the prime minister of India.

He looks too bloated and I wish he would shave his crotch properly.

His shoulders freak me out.

Why!? That’s a great aesthetics physique

His description under this photo on IG is straight up Porny Narcissus, begging for money, promising dirty direct messages, saying to “ask me for the ‘mirror video.’”

I wonder why he would go this far but draw the line at sex on camera.

PROSTATOOTIN'!

HOOOOOWAH!!

I enjoyed watching him naked showing off his wares for purchase. Might even try some of the yoga stuff.

Nick, it seems pretty obvious that you responded to us above, so I'll just ask: Have you ruled out porn completely?

I'm not being judgmental about what you're doing; I'm just curious about where the line is drawn for you and why...going from fitness modeling to nude modeling to nude modeling with erections is an evolution from mainstream to selling sex. So what would be the big difference in involving another person or people, or even just getting off on your own? Just genuinely curious. Aside from fluids, there's nothing you haven't already displayed.

Nick, I like your dick. Sad it's for girls only.

I find him particularly fetching with bangs.

R264, Does he ever show his cock when it isn't at least semi-hard?

R267 Nick, you're cordially invited to come up and fetch me for a few bangs sometime. Ohhh!

[quote]Nick, I like your dick. Sad it's for girls only.

Do some of you all actually believe this?? Honey, if your gaydar doesn't ping for Nick, it will never ping for anyone.

I may simply be trying to arrive at the truth, r270, by presenting the antithesis of what I believe the truth to be. And what better place to elicit such truth than DL?

Trump is a New Yorker who trashes the predominate culture of NYC. He genuflects to southern values and beliefs.

I hope he won't be doing naked yoga with Nick, r272.

The shoulder/arm situation...he needs to calm down.

At this point, he's overdoing it with the bodybuilding, as evidenced by the shoulder situation. He needs to get fucked and then maybe he would calm down.

Do you think he is on steroids?

He looks like a baby pterodactyl whose wings are just beginning to take shape from his back.

R264 there is no way in hell that the Cockgobbler didn’t get repeatedly ‘pumped’ by Nick. Look at that picture. That is 100 percent Aaron’s demo. Regardless of what you think about the Cockgobbler, Aaron does have exquisite taste when it comes to men. Damn that dude is fine.

Personal preference obviously, but I find him bland as hell. Good luck to him making that coin though.

I'd sum him up as having a handsome face, a bland look, great skin of which I am jealous, and a wildly disproportionate, overbuilt body that looks more 'mutant' than 'pinup.'

I also don't understand why people pay to watch a narcissist caress and lust after himself on camera, especially without any kind of arousing action...but the world is made of different kinds of people, and I guess there's something for everyone.

I wonder whether there are guys out there, who'd pay me some money...

R281, you know how to find out.

R282 How?!

Boss

Take some pics, r283. Then post them somewhere. Provide a link.

R285 But I don't look like that guy. I kind of look like the guy sitting on the ride side in this video.

Do you look like the guy sitting on the left side of this video? Because he looks like Nick the British version of Nick Sandell.

R287 No, on the right. And I think the left one doesn't look like Nick.

I was trying to say that the guy on the left is hot.

Selling his wares:

Uncut peen for rent:

Washing off the stench of being a 'prostatution' whore.

Bros

r291 Watching Supernatural!

When did he grow a foreskin R291? He is cut in all his other photos. That one seems to be a fake.

It's great to see him stroking his hard cock ... and for free!

I’ve been looking at his Instagram and I find it unsettling. It’s not just him; there are thousands of these Instagram people out there. But he just posts photos of himself close to naked everywhere. Here he is in Texas among plants, in a doorway, in the shower. He credits a professional photographer.

So he evidently pays or trades something with photographers to follow him around and take lusty photos of him. It seems very far removed from modeling or even porn, where someone arranges for your appearance to be commodified. It’s like American entrepreneurial ambition meeting pathological narcissism in a head-on collision.

I can’t say it’s ‘bad’ per se, but it’s really alien to me to think about some guy spending all of his time exercising, eating, preening, and calling around to hire local photographers to follow him and take naked pictures of him to post on the Internet. Our society is really, really rewarding narcissism. Maybe we deserve a toxic narcissist president.

[quote] So he evidently pays or trades something with photographers to follow him around and take lusty photos of him. It seems very far removed from modeling or even porn, where someone arranges for your appearance to be commodified.

DL is such a fascinating place

He's a well-known fitness model.

Those are professional photographs someone else is paying for as part of a shoot to be run in some magazine or website.

If you are a photographer, you are happy to have Nick or guys like Nick share your work on their IG because it's free publicity for you.

Are the shoulders implants? I can’t make sense of this physique. It seems unnatural.

Silly, R299. You can't make sense because you have no idea how muscle training works. Have you ever exercised? He's obviously overdoing shoulder workouts.

Who the fuck gets 'shoulder implants?" Too much 'Real Housewives' plastic surgery nightmare-viewing for you, R299, you ninny.

Nick, work your traps. It will do more for you than a week of $39.99 videos.

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Question on IG live: “Who inspires you?”

Nick: “Will Smith. [laughs] I mean, not for fitness but, like, as a person.”

r303 Did he delete it?

R305 He keeps putting up semi-explicit photos that keep getting deleted by IG, and then posting the message that his photo has been removed for violating community standards. It’s his way of promoting his narcissism porn on OnlyFans.

His bigger roided-out body is from a few years back. He stopped the juice and then had gynecomastia surgery in 2018 or 2019 to correct the effects of the steroids. Over the course of the last few months he decided to slim down even more and now looks gaunt.

He had gynecomastia?

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Here’s some other Instaho with freakily enlarged shoulders.

Do you guys find men who are this disproportionate arousing?

R310, that guy has well-developed traps, so he looks good.

This straight slut is thirsty for gay subscribers.

He loves the adoration of gay men.

I don’t think he has an actual micropenis, but Nick works with too many photographers for him to have such a poor understanding of foreshortening. This is a VERY UNFLATTERING angle for your erect junk, Nick.

New Nick video with penis

Could he be more of a boring vapid narcissist? He’s aesthetically very attractive but he doesn’t do anything at all other than admire his own body. Can he even talk? If he’s going to show his dick, he should do something sexual or else something artistic. Everything I’ve seen from him is just him taking off his clothes to be admired. This kind of mindless vanilla narcissism is the biggest turnoff for me. I’d get more out of seeing a homely guy enjoy himself getting off than a Ken Doll mugging for the camera.

Does he ever jerk off? Get hard enough to jerk off?

Very odd. I have the impression he thinks he is above porn and that nudity is just nakedness and not sexual...or something? He has slowly come around to being naked and being hard so something sexually explicit seems inevitable, except he also seems like he expects people to be satisfied just watching him prance and preen and flex. I don’t get it but I guess there’s a fetishist for everything.

Is it just me, or was he totally fluffed for that video, OP? I mean, he stands up and it's clear he totally has a semi going there.

Seems he wants to walk a line between "Gays will pay to see my penis" and "But I don't want to mess up my fairly successful career as a fitness model"

So in his mind almost-but-not-fully erect = Not Porn.

Sell it while you can!

That's a rather nice building he lives in. Is that California or Florida?

R315 That would have been a fun video if he'd danced the whole time.

Naked yoga is best performed by uncut guys.

Nick is very pretty with lovely fair skin.

And he must be a good person as well— because he devotes a whole section of his internet page as a memorial to the late peace activist George Floyd who was so cruelly cut down in his prime.

[quote]If he’s going to show his dick, he should do something sexual or else something artistic.

He's clearly milking it by not doing full-on porn. We all know the second someone wanks in public all mystery about them is gone. There are multiple boner pics out there and apparently at least one wank video he did in private for a client but he's still trying to act demure in public. At LPSG I saw someone post Sandell's note saying he apparently filmed a wank video but will only be releasing still images from it. Quite probably he sells the video lowkey for a while until starting to do more of them. At this point I assume he's hustling and is using these thirst trap posts mainly as ads.

R326 That’s all fine. I just don’t understand who’s paying for this besides gay-hating muscle fetishist Aaron Schock, but to each their own.

R327 We aren't paying anything. The OP has published a video which customers normally have to pay for—thus depriving the performer of income.

To be clear, he is a WHORE and NOT A SLUT. If you want to glimpse his half-flaccid penis, do the right thing and throw some cash at him.

He's hot

I think clean-skinned Nick is rather attractive.

He reminds of the late poet.

OP, it's immoral of you to pirate this video.

This video is on Only Fans so those fans can give Nick Sandell his well-earned income.

He could have had an actual modeling career but he threw it away to do cheap softcore porn on the internet. Like this one...

He is hot in photos but has no sex appeal because he just seems to grope himself without any arousal at all. Weird. Do porn or don’t do porn.

He looks well hung in R333's video, and he gets erect in the shower. Not sure why you guys are saying he's small. But how does he make any money off that video if he's posting it for free there?

R335 He doesn’t post to free sites. People apparently pirate his videos and post them. If you read this whole thread you will see that someone who is likely to be him comes here intermittently to chastise people for sharing his videos and infringing on his income.

At least he gets a full-on woody in that one R333

I am not the anti-mutilated poster but.....that is one ugly mutilated penis, unfortunately.

Can any DLers identify the hotel that scene at R333 is shot in?

Very unique looking, so if you've been there you'd probably remember.

Also curious to have a female shooting it and to keep her voice on camera telling him to turn left and smile and all. Though I guess it adds to the fantasy that he is straight which seems to turn many gay men on.

Fantasy? No gay man is asking his female friend to film him for his OnlyFans.

That girl's voice ruins it.

She seemed to be a pro R340, not a friend with a camera.

Or at least someone who had some experience with filming things.

[Quote] He could have had an actual modeling career

"Physique model" is not a career.

I don't get it at all. He's really good looking. But he's like an R-rated Ken Doll with zero sexuality or sex appeal, even with a semi. He just stands there and makes faces and smiles and flexes. It's really bizarre to me. I feel like I'm watching an AI prostitute show off his wares and giving off no sexual vibes whatsoever.

R333 He looks fine. Nice dick, mostly erect at 10:38.

R345 To what effect? Did you watch and enjoy the video? Does it arouse you?

I just FFed, r346, looking for the dick part. You'd think his penis was the size of half a Q-Tip, the way some of you have gone on about it, so I wanted to see it for myself. It did not arouse me, no, but that had more to do with the girl talking to him. Boner killer. Oh, and his awful haircut.

Also, I'm saving today's spermies for that Boy Named Alisson.

I guess you haven't watched much porn if you're mystified that an attractive looking person isn't necessarily sexy as a performer.

New vid - Nick on Safari. Showing off his acting skills and ability to do accents.

R349 What a sad display of narcissism.

I’m sorry but onlyfans is one of the worst things to happen to humanity. People aspire to this now?

I don't think it's the worst (though I'm not a subscriber). I'd rather a hot piece make their own content than have some "tres jolie, Coco, tres jolie" creep do it, and for the latter to own the content. What's the name of that very gay body builder guy who wears thongs etc. but claims not to be guy? Tyler Something? The video where he's getting pawed by some creep is just sad.

*claims not to be gay

I'm more intrigued by all these beautiful locations he's filming at. That garden in R349 is gorgeous. So.... he's either from a family with money or he's an actual prostitute, right?

[quote] he's an actual prostitute, right?

Right. Since when is this a mystery?

He's lost a lot of muscle mass.

[quote] He's lost a lot of muscle mass.

That was apparently on purpose.

More naked yoga

And even more

Love him

Houston skyline in the background.

Probably recorded in a sugar daddy’s high-rise condo.

I'm amazed by all the guys who turn to soft core porn and onlyfans type sites these days. Almost every young model you see does it. I'm not complaining but it seems to indicate a post-privacy, post-modesty future in which online nudes become the standard for everyone.

R362 Yes, it definitely seems like by the time Gen Z is middle aged, nearly all sex-related taboos, whether nudity or sexual identity, will have been obliterated. Which is probably a very healthy development.

I am old at 42 and so I still resent the people who just whore their bodies out for money and become millionaires for being narcissists, but I'm being phased out and I accept that.

32 is not too old to do it, R363. If you're hot.

[Quote] people who just whore their bodies out for money and become millionaires for being narcissists,

Names?

I meant "42".

I’m glad he found his true calling

[quote] Almost every young model you see does it. I'm not complaining but it seems to indicate a post-privacy, post-modesty future in which online nudes become the standard for everyone.

1. That's not true. Most do not do it, you're just aware of the ones who do and those guys do it because they're not making enough money as models.

2. Most good looking men under 30 are not male models.

He keeps yanking his dick, on or off camera, to maintain his semi while making no mention of anything sexual, as if it's a normal yoga video.

I have no problems with that. Maybe he'll start a fitness trend!