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Let's be the City of Sydney!

I'm the famous building! We only have the one.

by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 16112 hours ago

I'm a pretty good copy of the Hell Gate Bridge.

by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 108/29/2020

I'm the funnel web spider you're going to be checking the bathtub drain for for the rest of your life.

by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 208/29/2020

I'm the 400 gallons of liquid laughter per drinking night, which would be all of them.

by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 308/29/2020

I'm a historic build--AHHHH THEY GOT ME

by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 408/29/2020

I'm the Facts of Life Down Under

by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 508/29/2020

I’m the ugly modern architecture that all looks the same!

by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 608/29/2020

I'm Stephanie Harper, and if I knew what lay in store for me, Id have let the crocodile finish the job!

by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 708/29/2020

I'm the local laws that have reduced nightlife options to basically hiding under your blanket and farting.

by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 808/29/2020

I'm Bondi Beach gays! Let my toned and tan body mesmerize you. No, you can't join us.

by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 908/29/2020

I'm Melbourne, quietly smirking.

by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 1008/29/2020

We're the dozens of Dataloungers who have never been to Sydney, let alone Australia. This will not stop us from posting bad Crocodile Dundee jokes.

We're the handful of DLers who visited Sydney... in the 1980s. We will suppose our 40 year old impressions of the city are still valid.

by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 1108/29/2020

We're Sydney thread hall monitors, offering nothing useful but content to scold.

by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 1208/29/2020

I was there for a week in late 2018, R11. It seemed like a place well on its way to being transformed into an overdeveloped taste-free hell-hole, but maybe I missed the nice bits.

by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 1308/29/2020

I'm its classy citizens.

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by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 1408/29/2020

I’m seethingly jealous of Melbourne and Australia’s true number 1 attraction.

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by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 1508/29/2020

I'm the sexy hot lifeguards

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by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 1608/29/2020

I'm the second prettiest harbour in the world after Rio de Janeiro.

by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 1708/29/2020

I'm Mardi Gras!

No, not the one in New Orleans. The other one. The gay one.

by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 1808/29/2020

I'm the Sydney Mardi Gras.

I used to be Gay. It became Gay and Lesbian in the late 80s.

It turned Gay, Lesbian and heterosexual in the late 90s.

It went fully commercial two decades ago when police officers, army personnel, trade unions, political charlatans and corporate employees were PAID to dance about in the streets, take drugs and flaunt their expensive corporate publicity at the audience of baffled, drug-taking Westies and tourists.

by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 1908/29/2020

Since I ... moved to Sydney, I haven't listened to one ABBA song. That's because my life is as good as an ABBA song.

by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 2008/29/2020

Saying hello to Sydney is saying “Goodbye Porpoise Spit!”

by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 2108/29/2020

I'm the new blossom on the Wattle tree swaying in the breeze.

It's deliriously warm in Sydney today at 25 degrees. I'm on my hammock trying to read a text from an 1889 memoir but I'm disturbed by the sultry sound of Doris Day singing via my (awful Lesbian) neighbour and her tranny.

by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 2208/29/2020

I'm the Blue Mountains on fire, blanketed Sydney in smoke and causing all sorts of health problems for Sydneysiders.

by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 2308/29/2020

Why is the ugliest guy always closest to the camera like in R16s pic

by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 2408/29/2020

I'm the rich people who choose to live in the fire-prone forests of the Blue Mountains and expect the taxpayers to save my property.

by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 2508/29/2020

R24 The guy in the middle is the longest-serving Council worker who only works six months a year.

The other ones were hired later as eye-candy by the TV producers for the TV show (in link below)

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by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 2608/29/2020

I'm the record button on Gable Tostee's phone.

by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 2708/29/2020

I'm Gable Tostee and I used to be gorgeous.

by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 2808/29/2020

I'm Gable's slice of pizza to show business as usual.

by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 2908/29/2020

I'm the evident lack of Australian Dataloungers.

by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 3008/29/2020

I'm the Real Housewives of Sydney. Everyone loved me. Can we please get a season 2?

-Athena's cape

by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 3108/29/2020

To the morons making the Gable references, he lives near Gold Coast/Brisbane.

[quote]I'm the Blue Mountains on fire, blanketed Sydney in smoke and causing all sorts of health problems for Sydneysiders.

Not looking forward to this Spring, to be frank.

by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 3208/29/2020

R30 There aren't many Sydney Dataloungers here right now because it's 4 o'clock on a balmy afternoon beckoning the first day of Spring and most of us are at the beach (whilst socially-distancing).

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by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 3308/29/2020

I'm Zac Efron lurking somewhere you least expect.

by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 3408/29/2020

I'm a third-rate Aussie actor sitting in Kingsford-Smith awaiting my flight to LA and fame. Those dumb Yanks just love our accents.

by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 3508/29/2020

R35 Are you Kristian Mynott?

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by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 3608/29/2020

I'm the endless sweltering humidity. After your fifth summer here, under a grey sky and drenched in sweat, you'll finally swallow your pride, pack up, and leave just to get away from me.

by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 3708/29/2020

^ What do you mean by 'pride'?

by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 3808/29/2020

R38, because when I moved there (yes, it was in the 90s) I told everyone I was finished with the UK and never coming back. I came back. I still think Sydney is a beautiful city, but only to visit in the winter.

by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 3908/29/2020

Fair enough, R39, we call you a 'transplanted pomegranate which didn't acclimatise'.

by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 4008/29/2020

I’m Tim Draxl,. I’m sorta famous on DL.

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by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 4108/30/2020

I am a huntsman spider. Catch me before I eat you.

by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 4208/30/2020

That photo was probably taken at the Charlton Pool.

by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 4308/30/2020

r42 best to actually read the thread before you post

by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 4408/30/2020

^ Yes, it is the Andrew Boy Charlton Pool. I've seen Draxl buying his groceries at Aldi on Oxford St.

by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 4508/30/2020

R44 I did. Huntsman spiders are a problem in Sydney and other areas of OZ. Would you rather I post, "I'm a can of Foster's Lager, the shittiest brew in Sydney, OZ ? I'm the half-eaten shrimp on a Sydney barbie? I'm the hottest hunk of man-meat in all of Sydney?" Your point dearie? Do you need a hug?

by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 4608/30/2020

I'm the fabulous Carlotta. I miss sleazy Sydney.

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by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 4708/30/2020

I occasionally get Huntsmans in my bathroom. The bathroom door opens on the backyard which is full of Acacias, Lilli-Pillis, Lomandra and Dianella.

They hide behind the washing tub but I get anxious when I see them scuttling over the toilet.

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by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 4808/30/2020

I'm Kerri-Anne Kennerley getting trashed on prosecco at Bill's of Bondi. Someone call me a cab!

by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 4908/30/2020

I’m David Harris. I used to be famous on DL.

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by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 5008/30/2020

^^ Hmmm

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by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 5108/30/2020

I'm the city streets that used to be nice to visit but are now anarchy.

by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 5208/30/2020

[quote]I'm the city streets that used to be nice to visit but are now anarchy.

How so? I live here.

by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 5308/30/2020

Because the notion of keeping to the left of the footpath is not respected. It's made Central Railway Station a nightmare.

by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 5408/30/2020

The city's streets aren't so bad now that we're in plague mode.

But prior to that pedestrians would walk anywhere with their eyes glued to their Iphone and their ears filled with I-pods.

by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 5508/30/2020

We're the flying foxes. We look like we'd eat your baby, but we leave that to the dingos.

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by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 5608/30/2020

I'm Keiran XXL, watch for me and the boyfriend at the saunas. I won't be looking as fresh, but just focus on the cock, or ass.

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by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 5708/30/2020

I am a porn star.

I many have been exterminated by the unforgiving zealots of the Self-righteous Cancel Culture Brigade. Or I may be hiding undercover in Sydney.

by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 5808/30/2020

You did R13!

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by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 5908/30/2020

I’m the visiting gay in for 2 days doing a selfie in front of the Opera House to add to the obligatory gay tourist-trail photo collection including the Golden Gate Bridge and Table Mountain.

by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 6008/30/2020

I'm one of the hundreds of legal brothels that operate all over the city. You can't miss me - I usually have either a red light, flashing lights or the number of the street in very large writing near the entrance. I was shutdown during the lockdown but I'm back up and running.

by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 6108/30/2020

There's a video on Pornhub called "Sucking a Stranger at the Beach'.

I believe it's at Garie Beach 33 miles south of Sydney.

by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 6208/30/2020

I am Spring, which sprang rather spectacularly over the weekend.

by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 6308/30/2020

I’m NSW, currently laughing hard at the “sophisticated”, “European” Melburnians who “take their coffee seriously!”, with their “maze of alleys”, and “live music”, as the entire state has revealed itself to hold the biggest proportion of QAnon mouth-breathers in the country.

by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 6408/30/2020

Totally not surprised about this R64.

by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 6508/30/2020

I'm the bushfire season. I'm here!

by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 6608/30/2020

I’m the previous bushfire season - I just finished!

by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 6708/30/2020

I'm where Judy Davis lives because she refused to go Hollywood.

by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 6808/31/2020

I'm the shocked resident at Woolwich hearing Judy Davis lambasting poor husband Colin from across the harbour at Birchgrove.

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by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 6908/31/2020

I am Dan Saxon

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by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 7008/31/2020

r69 I've always gotten the impression Judy Davis had bipolar. She has that tortured mental illness vibe about her. Good actress though.

by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 7108/31/2020

R70 I am Dan's wide hips.

by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 7208/31/2020

You'll be waiting a while, R35. Nobody is allowed to fly out at the moment without a much better reason than, "I could be a STAH!"

Except former PM and practising idiot Tony Abbott, who can apparently go where he pleases.

by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 7308/31/2020

I am Cher making my gay Mardi Gras appearance

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by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 7408/31/2020

I'm Julia Eileen Gillard former PM and former anti gay crusader who is unable to explain in plain English her turn around on the issue of gay marriage in 2015. I now support it even if I can't articulate why.

by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 7508/31/2020

I'm the Vegemite on your breakfast table.

Go on. Give it a go, mate!

by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 7608/31/2020

I hate vegemite and I've never called anyone 'mate' in my life, or said 'g'day' for that matter.

by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 7708/31/2020

R77 I have and I hate being called 'mate' but it has been decades since anybody called me that. I don't mind 'g'day' to which I reply hello. That still happens in rural Australia sometimes.

by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 7808/31/2020

Sounds like something a closet bogan would say, but okay...

by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 7908/31/2020

I love vegemite, have said g’day many a time, and ‘mate’ is fine.

I’m Sydney and I love R78 and R79. WEST Sydney, that is.

by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 8008/31/2020

I'm the Opera House now closed.

by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 8108/31/2020

I'm Tetsuya's Japanese restaurant. Many guides and articles say I'm the best restaurant in town. I'm full of pretentious tourists, too busy Instagramming their dinners to notice if the food is any good. Dinner will cost you a fortune and take three hours.

Afterward you'll still be hungry and consider stopping for a burger on your way back to the hotel.

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by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 8208/31/2020

I'm the Archibald Fountain in Hyde Park.

by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 8308/31/2020

r80 Oh, WEST Sydney, enough said.

by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 8408/31/2020

“Double Pay”, dahling R84.

by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 8508/31/2020

Michael Hutchence masturbated in “Double Pay”. Once.

by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 8608/31/2020

I'm David Jones.

by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 8709/01/2020

After earlier having eaten at that dodgy Indian restaurant up the hill in Edgecliff, R86.

by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 8809/01/2020

We're the queens of Ava and Susan's smirking at the gayling who has received his 1960s Barbra LPs that needed to be shipped from overseas.

by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 8909/01/2020

I'm Lord Mayor of Sydney, Clover Moore. Long time supporter of gays, trans & dykes on bikes.

by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 9009/01/2020

I'm Clover Moore (my friends call me Edina Monsoon. I'm famous for my outrageous attempts at grandiose modern art and my motto is "I MUST spend a million dollars EVERY single day!).

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by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 9109/01/2020

I'm Martin Place train station toilet. Where the lighting is a gorgeous royal blue. Not for atmosphere, but to prevent the junkies from shooting up.

by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 9209/01/2020

I'm the queue outside The Hong Ha in Mascot, I'm the giant crane on every horizon and I'm the extended family gathering for 57 every Sunday at "our" spot along Botany Bay.

by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 9309/01/2020

I'm Gladys Berejiklian, the dumbest NSW premiere, in office at the time of a pandemic.

by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 9409/01/2020

R94 Sorry but I'm the dumbest Premier in Australia. I've always retained my fluids.

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by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 9509/01/2020

I'm the "G'd day, mate!" greeting that sounds hilarious and novel at first but by the end of your stay you just want to punch everyone in the face who says it, even the good looking ones.

by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 9609/01/2020

I'm the Sirius. Sydney's 'shithole' Housing Commission apartments in Millers Point. With dazzling harbor views and $75 per week rents, standard rentals in the area are easily 10 x that. Developed in the 1970s in a brutalist style, I'm about to be transformed into yuppie hotel and condos.

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by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 9709/01/2020

I’m a kangaroo eating a pavlova as I hop across Sydney Harbour Bridge.

by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 9809/01/2020

R87, I'm Myer, formerly Grace Bros, currently waving a gloved hand at you from a block down Market Street.

I may not be around much longer

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by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 9909/01/2020

R87 Mate of mine lived for years in a council flat a block from Maroobra beach. Paid $50 a week or a fortnight in rent. The houses across the road and in the neighbourhood were worth close to a million.

by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 10009/01/2020

^^^ R97, not R87 ^^^

by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 10109/01/2020

I'm New Zealand, telling you yet again we invented the pavlova.

by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 10209/01/2020

R99 Good riddance.

by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 10309/01/2020

r95 and yet Queensland has done better than Victoria and NSW with covid

by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 10409/01/2020

AND lamingtons R102.

by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 10509/01/2020
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R104 appears not to know that I am the primary port of entry for travellers by both sea and air, almost to the exclusion of the other cities, and it is the quarantining (or not) of incoming travellers which has been the origin of virtually every cluster in Australia.

by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 10709/01/2020

r107 Sweetie, that might explain Sydney, but what about Melbourne/ Victoria

by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 10809/01/2020

R107 You bet me to it.

Fact is also that only Sydney & Melbourne have any degree of capacity to handle a COVID outbreak - the other states are truely fucked if it breaks out in their capital cities even if they are much smaller. They simply lack the manpower and resources that Victoria & NSW have.

by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 10909/01/2020

Melbourne's problems were also caused by the quarantine [failure] of incoming travellers. They have more than anywhere but Sydney, but significantly fewer than Sydney.

But we are being Sydney so I thought I'd stick to the thread title.

by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 11009/01/2020

I'm R107.

by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 11109/01/2020

Covid or not, Melbourne is still the asshole of the earth

by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 11209/01/2020

Melbourne is just full of arrogant ethnic minorities and immigrants who refuse to do what they're told and quarantine or stay inside. Grubby Chinese, Sudanese, Muslims

by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 11309/01/2020

I’m the Asian gay bathhouse in the CBD busy with rice queens

by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 11409/01/2020

R114 I went there once but never again.

They didn't seem to know the word 'No' so I said 'Oom-go joyo-jeh' at them.

by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 11509/01/2020

Does David Harris live in the Eastern Suburbs? If so I'm pretty sure I've had sex with him a few years back.

by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 11609/01/2020

R116 Was it good ?

by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 11709/01/2020

Yes not bad R117. If it's the same guy and I think it is. I was living in North Bondi at the time. Met him in Marks Park.

by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 11809/02/2020

We were in the bus in Elizabeth Street going up the hill from Haymarket to Central Railway. Two rather handsome men were strutting downhill towards us. The more handsome of the two was short and overly muscular. He was enjoying the admiration of the passersby while ignoring his companion.

I half-recognised him. He was that Instaho in the Gay Olympics, wasn’t he? He displayed his nude pictures on the net—along with two matching ugly blotches on his thighs.

Was he named Shane or Simon? I know his surname was a matching five letters. Two syllables.

My companion asked me if the man was sexy. I replied ‘I don't know, I’m still making up my mind’.

by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 11909/03/2020

R119 who?

by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 12009/03/2020

Love, Sidney

by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 12109/03/2020

I'm Carol Burnett.

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by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 12209/03/2020

I am Tony Abbott, Ex Prime Minister, soon to be employed by the UK as trade negotiator

by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 12309/03/2020

I’m Craigieburn, one of the most ridiculous sounding names for a city ever.

by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 12409/04/2020

Craigieburn is in Melbourne R124.

by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 12509/04/2020

R124 I reckon 'Craigieburn' was named 150 years ago by a lonely Scottish shepherd transplanted to the opposite end of the world.

A Sydney woman wrote in 1855 "I feel very lonely here. I am a stranger in a far land and the time hangs very heavy in the dead of night finding yourself alone with the distant sounds of cattle. The receipt of a letter is the greatest treat we have".

An old man in Aberdeen offered this advice to a younger man smoking a pipe. ‘It’s good to see a young laddie enjoying the best companionship the world can offer. A pipe’s your friend for life and ye canna say that for man or woman’.

by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 12609/04/2020

I'm Fox Studios.

by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 12709/04/2020

R119 You'r talking about nude Bobsleigher, Simon Dunn—

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by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 12809/07/2020

R115: real question- what’s ‘Oom-go joyo-jeh’?

by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 12909/08/2020

I’m Ian Thorpe, single and Carefree in 2020.

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by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 13009/08/2020

R129 'Oom-go joyo-jeh' means 'Please, get out of my way' while walking on the correct side of the footpath/sidewalk.

by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 13109/08/2020

I'm the Hoyts cinema complex in George Street. I had a laugh in 1979 when the posh voiced lady announced that doors were now open for the screening of The Bitch starring Joan Collins.

by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 13209/08/2020

Hot fit guys guys, with even hotter accents; but horrible flat blocks.

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by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 13309/08/2020

R131: thanks! But what language/dialect is that? Or is it just something randomly made up?

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by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 13409/08/2020

Im Zac Efron. Gay rumors won't follow me here, mate.

by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 13509/08/2020

I'm the gap tooth smile of Luna Park.

by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 13609/08/2020

I'm the Backpacker Murderer, who found many of his victims hitchhiking along Sydney-Canberra highways.

by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 13709/08/2020

I'm the grannie killer who strangled multiple mature women in the 1980's on Sydney's leafy northern suburbs.

by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 13809/08/2020

I'm the Mahmoud family killer.

I'm related to Hawi family Killer. He's related to the Ahmad family killer. And he's related to the Nazlioglu family killer.

They're all related to each other and leave within four suburbs of each other.

They have a real sense of entitlement because Mick Hawi's father was once photographed with Gough Whitlam years ago describing the new emigrant as model New Australian.

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by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 13909/08/2020

I'm the toilet water being flushed and spinning counter -clockwise.

by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 14009/08/2020

I'm the gigantic labia!

by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 14109/08/2020

^ The Sydney Opera House has 8 gigantic labia surrounded by smaller labias.

by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 14209/08/2020

I'm the super stylish, sophisticated & erudite populace!

by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 14309/08/2020

R143This is one of those super stylish and sophisticated Sydneysiders (with an American friend)

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by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 14409/08/2020

I’m the Andrew (Boy) Charlton Pool mentioned somewhere upthread:

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I'm the sign in the Andrew (Boy) Charlton Pool changing room saying 'Persons using cameras in this Changing Room will be Prosecuted'.

by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 14609/08/2020

R146: Lolz is there really such a sign?

by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 14709/08/2020

There was, R147, the last time I went there.

by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 148Last Wednesday at 10:05 PM

I'm the Australian media who believe Australian is already the US's 51st state.

We churn out daily minutia about the current US president and we give preference to tornadoes in Toledo Ohio over the Southerly Buster now raging up the Sydney coast.

by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 149Last Wednesday at 10:40 PM

There are tornadoes in Toledo, Ohio?

Heavens. News to me.

by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 150Last Wednesday at 10:57 PM

I'm the $1.8 million, cockroach-infested, damp-ridden, 2 bedroom apartment in a former slummy part of the city. I will be bought by a Chinese oligarch and then left empty while all the young people flee for other cities where they may be able to afford a place.

I'm the insanely narcissistic and bigoted white gay community, frequently throwing the n-word around, ostracising Asian and Middle Eastern men, and being horrible about any gay man they meet, only to then go home and make a video for social media where they weepily tell everyone how important the gay community is, and "black lives matter"!

I am also one of the most beautiful harbours out there, the easy walkability, and the ability to eat cuisine from almost any country you can think of.

And finally, I'm the joy of having left there.

by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 151Last Wednesday at 11:19 PM

Damn a lot of stuff here sounds just like New York. Properties being bought up by foreign oligarchs, sitting empty while residents face a housing crisis, a lonely and superficial gay community, bigotry, etc.

by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 152Last Wednesday at 11:24 PM

^That may explain why so many people I met in Sydney were really keen on going to New York and how they thought going there was the next logical step in their life. Interesting!

(I should add, the worst in Sydney are the transplants, people from other places who think they have to behave a certain way once they're there... the people born in Sydney that I met were by and large lovely, and looked upon these awful people with derision.)

by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 153Last Wednesday at 11:28 PM

I'm the foreign oligarchs.

We are buying YOU out now. In Australia, In Europe, In America. In Canada. In Africa.

We buy. We give cheap loans and you suffer in debt to us.

by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 154Last Wednesday at 11:30 PM

I'm the Sydney Opera House, which from a distance, resembles a pile of dried pumpkin seeds.

by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 155Last Friday at 6:57 PM

^ Yes, and also yacht sails, clams and the Sisters of Charity.

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by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 156Last Friday at 7:25 PM

I'm the skeptical American from San Francisco on a five week, Circle-the -Pacific, five-nation scuba diving dream trip of a lifetime who is dragged to Sydney, Australia for the last week of 1999 by his cheating partner, who watched Priscilla Queen of the Desert, Muriel's Wedding, and Strictly Ballroom too many times.

While touring the inside of the Sydney Opera House, I say: "This looks like your average BART station," but then has an epiphany while eating meat pies with mashy peas from a truck.

by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 157Last Friday at 10:56 PM

I hope you're with someone who treats you much better now, R157 😘

by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 158Last Friday at 11:04 PM

R104 I'm late getting back to comment but of course QLD is doing better than NSW & Victoria with COVID:

1) Far, far less people in the whole of QLD than Sydney or Melbourne alone;

2) Sydney & Melbourne (until it got out of control) were taking the bulk of the returned travellers returning from overseas. Sydney is still taking way way more than the rest of Australia combined, which is fair enough because none of the other states has the capacity to take much more than they already are because they don't have the population to support such an operation. But the endless comments by Mark McGowan & A.P. sticking the knife into Victoria & NSW at every opportunity is getting tiring - as are all the bickering between the states with each other and the federal government.

Also, Melbourne & Sydney house nearly 10.5 million people of Australia's population of about 25 million.

QLD has handled the outbreaks they have had of COVID brilliantly but that has more to do with CMO Jeanette Young than A.P. Jeanette Young is extremely cautious in her decision making and rightly so because just one case can quickly become many more. QLD's should be kneeling at the alter of Jeanette Young every night just like NSW should be kneeling at the alter of CMO Kerry Chant who has also handled the situation very well.

A.P. should and hopefully win the upcoming state election. I'm not a fan of A.P. but she is much better than the opposition.

Most of the shit Dan Andrews is copping is a bit unfair. Mistakes were going to be made somewhere and from them hopefully the country will learn collectively from those mistakes. And at the end of the day by Australian standards the situation is Melbourne in dreadful but by most International standards its been handled far far better.

by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 159Yesterday at 3:03 AM

R139 Do these "bikies" in Sydney actually ride bikes anymore, or are they all driving around in Lexus? Guys like this gangster definitely know how to put on a respectable front when they face court.

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by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 160Yesterday at 3:35 AM

R157 is referring to the redoubtable Harry's Cafe de Wheels, with the pie and mashy peas. It now has several spinoffs, but the original in Woolloomoolloo dates from 1938.

(Yes, Americans, that is a real place.)

by I think that seppo Oprah lives in me? reply 16112 hours ago
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