Armie Hammer Reveals He's Been Working in Construction and Living with Friend for the Past 2 Months

He really has gone loopy, hasn't he?

I thought I was his best friend?

He is building his dream home for him and Timothee

Happy Birthday Armie xo

I'd like to see his cock.

[quote] I'd like to see his cock.

I haven't seen it in years.

I used to wonder why Armie has such a small circle of close friends and then I thought - If I was a married man would I want Armie anywhere near my wife?

Makes it sound like an actual job rather than just helping his friend out.

I bet he hasn't spoken to his kids since he left the Cayman Islands. No better way to a show a judge you're serious about wanting joint custody than leaving them for months for no good reason (and yes, I know he's only doing it as a ploy over money)

There are no acting jobs right now, so a guy's gotta do what a guy's gotta do.

Although I never would have pegged him as a construction worker.

“so I have lived with Ashton, worked construction with Ashton”

“I'd like to see his cock.”

Lots of demands on Armie and his Hammer.

[quote] Although I never would have pegged him as a construction worker.

Neither would we!!!

God He is such a sad fame whore.

Is Ashton an AA sponsor?

Oh Lord! With the 'Flying in to the next year like...' Ig post I think we've officially reached Cringecon5.

Can't link it sorry.

He just needs some quality BRO-Time.

Hiding in plain sight...You go, gurl!

Flying...

The Fat One is remodeling an old motel outside Joshua Tree. Armie is helping but most likely has no idea what he is doing.

Is his right one (our left) a lot bigger than his left one??

Is Ashton Ramsay going up inside of Armie Hammer?

Yeah, agree R18, he's probably like a little kid being given a few chores to do to make it seem like he's helping. What an odd man he is.

a way to humble himself and sober up. good idea.

As if he actually needs to earn a living.

Hasbeen.

As R13 asked, it sounds like Armie has been living with his sober coach/minder for 2 months. And if so, great. But he also needs a social media coach/minder.

Given his ex wished him a happy birthday that divorce is not going to be the media mess some people were expecting

I think it's partly something like R25's take, and an attempt to paint himself as a monkish about-to-be-divorced-dude who's being all self-reflective and behaving himself, not drowning in all the kittenish Russian pussy he can whip. Just like his solo sushi lunch with his dog--see, he's just a newly-separated dad out getting some sun, no side pieces in evidence here!

You guys need to cum over for some brewskies.

[quote]There are no acting jobs right now, so a guy's gotta do what a guy's gotta do.

His family is relatively wealthy from his great grandfather. I doubt he needs to be working construction, even if he can't get acting jobs. His father is a philanthropist who sits on several boards, including their family foundation and Oral Roberts University (barf).

So he has found tranquility in working with WOOD?

R30 Perfect, so he can make good paddles if he wants to adds some punishment after the bondage session

R26 Not that what you said might be accurate, I was thinking that was done more for Harper’s benefit than anything. Kids would get excited about a birthday post for daddy and she’s in the picture.

Armie in the back with the white helmet.

[quote]So he has found tranquility in working with WOOD?

He should try working with clay!

[quote]"This one of my best friends, Ashton. For the last 2 months or so I have lived with Ashton, worked construction with Ashton, and hiked with Ashton every day,"

Isn't it odd to keep repeating the name in one caption?

Perhaps he's trying to make Tyler jealous?

Or maybe trying to make Ashton happen like he did with that Liz whatshername.

Armie and Ashton sitting in Joshua Tree,

K.I.S.S.I.N.G.

R5 it's little

R35 Maybe he’s getting paid by the number of Ashtons? Is it called Ashton’s Construction in the Coachella Valley, he making sure it’s embedded in your mind for all your future desert construction needs.

R35 maybe he took a sledgehammer to Ashton, Ashton and is trying to solidify his alibi.

Maybe he also mentally calls him “the fat one” and so he had to repeat Ashton constantly in the post so he didn’t accidentally slip a “fat one” in.

Armie is extremely deceitful. He is a business partner with Ashton but is pretending to be helping him out. He's helping himself out by turning over shitty construction during a pandemic. He probably bought them cheap, did some shitty renovation and turned them over to make a fast buck.

Snark aside, isn't this Elizabeth Chamber's BFF who Armie unfollowed before his wife dumped him. Now their BFFs again? More like indentured servant.

Ashton is the Samwise Gamgee to Armie's Frodo Baggins.

He seems depressed and wants to get his life back together. Please him alone. I hate people who think their juvenile sense of humor is funny.

Does he still have his bondage doll with him or is she being held hostage by Elizabeth?

R13 I think you might be onto something. Or Ashton is his pimp,hooking him up with all the gay orgies he can muster, in the desert.

R43 = idiot

That was Tyler Ramsey.

Keep up.

[quote]Please him alone.

How can we ignore him if he won't go away?

Wasn’t someone going to set up a Twitter account for the bondage mannequin?

Dear Armie: Please just make movies and be beautiful and SHUT UP.

Love, Everyone

He doesn't need the bondage manequin, he could find real people to do his bondage if he wants.

If he avoids putting his foot in his mouth on social media his career will be ok and he should work on his other issues to keep his life under control. He seemed inteligent when he started his career so better use the brain and stop sabotaging himself

R48 no Liz refers to Ashton as her BFF and it was Ashton and Nick who got unfollowed.

Both Ramsey bros are interchangeable. They come from a very religious family who basically live to serve their master, Armie Hammer. Tyler Ramsey, the closeted gay artist, was his minder in Saudi Arabia, looks like Post divorce, it's the fat single ones turn. Nick may have been permanently excluded , too friendly with the twinky ex costars, Timothee, who stole his fans and denied his advances.

Apparently the mother pays the ex wife money regularly through her venmo. Maybe Liz was the main minder for the max 10 year contract , now the baton has been passed to the chubster,Ashton, Ashton.

R19 - the big toe on his right one (our left) was my favorite.

Armie really cracks me the fuck up.

Why is he so weird???

Working construction? Really? I don't think that anyone believes you, Armie.

[quote] Both Ramsey bros are interchangeable. They come from a very religious family who basically live to serve their master, Armie Hammer.

Damn, that sounds really hot.

Who the bottom? Ashton or Armie?

I can't help myself I still like the guy, the craziness and weirdness just makes him more adorable. Of course I don't have to deal with the craziness and weirdness so that helps. He would probably be exhausting to deal with in person. BTW I liked him way before Call Me By My Name.

Maybe he read the "Armie Hammer is batshit crazy" thread, and decided to get help.

LOL.

Unfortunately, he still seems batshit crazy.

Nobody cares about this deplorable.

I thought he had "family money". Isn't he an Arm and Hammer heir?

Sounds butch.

He should have changed his name. Armie is a ridiculous WASPy name, like Buffy or Biff.

He should have changed his name to Arm &

Is it possible that Armie had a nervous breakdown, and he had to take a mental break? Like Britney?

Although his handlers should keep him off social media for a while.

His ex wife has mutilated her face again. She's not even 40 already has stretched her face so tight over her cheekbones she looks like the walking dead. I feel serious mental health issues coming off both of them in spades.

E is a classic borderline personality disorder. Those kids are fucked.

I truly don't understand why Armie would claim to be "working in construction," when everybody knows that he has money from both his acting, and from his family.

Is he just doing this for attention?

R69 he's trying to sound relatable. All this while his brats eat sushi on the beach in the Caymans during a pandemic.

Armie cracks me up.

He's such a weirdo.

I don't understand why people are taking "working construction" so literally. He's helping out a friend, he's not clocking in for a shift and pulling a paycheck. Actor Jeremy Irvine built a house during lockdown and is now helping build a school. He could say he's "working construction" but it's not his job.

It's harmless clickbait to help bring him attention since he has two movies to promote. Kudos to his PR team for coming up with something relatively positive after his divorce announcement and several unsavory rumors. At least we're not getting another fauxmance shoved in our faces.

[quote] I don't understand why people are taking "working construction" so literally. He's helping out a friend, he's not clocking in for a shift and pulling a paycheck. Actor Jeremy Irvine built a house during lockdown and is now helping build a school. He could say he's "working construction" but it's not his job.

Um, you basically just stated the reason.

It's because Armie is making people think that he's working in construction, while Jeremy Irvine is not.

Man, I'm stupid!

I don't follow these threads. I have vague knowledge of his private life and had assumed he's mega-wealthy due to his family until it hit me he played the Winklevi in 'The Social Network'. All this time I've been thinking he went to Harvard and rowed at the Olympics.

R64 Agreed. Why can't he be an Adam or Andrew? Much less pretentious and more down to Earth.

Some white collars have blue collar dreams, and love to share their manual labor experiences, which may extend to a full summer, week, or day of huffing and puffing on a DIY project.

So Armie has had a hot new girlfriend for a while then it seems.

But but but I thought he was waiting for Timmy....

Girlfriend? I thought his marriage broke up over a sex doll?

Like I said at R27, ever since the divorce announcement there's been an effort to emphasize that he's ALONE, a bit down in the dumps and being all wholesome with his old buddies as they help him through this rough period. Yet it didn't quite add up (out in the desert for two months working on an old hotel?). It's no surprise at all to learn there's been a new chick all the while. They wanted a pap-free place to do their thing. And now it becomes clearer why Armie hired a heavyweight like Laura Wasserman. Leaving your small children behind for months to go do this doesn't look good. Anybody who takes Liz's birthday wishes at face value when the two of them are so at odds on paper is missing the bigger picture IMHO.

(It would also explain the notable absence of Niki Wonder, who's been so tight with Liz and the kids. This is his bro since childhood, yet he hasn't fallen all over himself to support Armie like the Ramseys have. Maybe he feels Armie has done wrong by Liz.)

Niki and his gf were at his birthday in the desert.

Yeah, but he seemed to stay out of the whole thing for a long time on sm, unlike the Ramsey brothers. I just get the feeling there's been tension between him and Armie over the divorce and/or he's the one who's been most concerned about Liz's end of things.

Or he's focusing on his own new relationship.

Lol. Armie is a classic closet case. He is so far gone getting his ass pounded he can't see straight. Allegedly of course. But the deal is Liz was always going to "divorce " him, her 10 year contract expired. She is not in a legal battle. It's all a cover. He and his team probably meant to roll out the divorce earlier but the pandemic happened. The instamodel is the next beard. Beards don't work forever. And NO, I'm not a Charmie. I'm 100% sure he can't stand Timothee.

My guess is Armie wants to get more freedom than being married offers. So he doesn't want to marry a new beard. Besides Liz probably has exclusive rights to the inheritance and he's probably prohibited from remarrying as part of her contract.

I want to see Armie in a hard hat, jeans, and a neon colored vest.

Then I'll believe him.

R85 Why do you think he hates Chalamet? Jealousy?

Who in the hell is this Nick Delli Santi?

And why is this photo on "Niki Wonder's" Instagram?

Is he responsible for the ice hippo sculpture at brunch for Armie, Timmy and Elizabeth?

Rat boy.

With both parents off the rails, his kids are going to one hell of a book.

R93 Will it be called The Hammer and the Sickle: Life with Our Parents by Harper and Ford?

R94 wins the Datalounge for the year

I can't wait for the film -

Hammer House - Chamber of Horrors

I don't understand the hate for this whore. He is totally fuckable.

Armie is gay, gay, gay. The instamodel is full disclosure. No straight man would date that plastic face lol. Not to mention she just conveniently and strategically took all these videos then dropped them not so subtly on Instagram for Armie haters to find. Mrchalamet is a former Charmie who rightly thinks Charmie is horseshit now but that doesn't mean Armie is straight. He's just not fucking Chalamet. But doesn't mean his ass is a cumdump.

Armie probably is the new Hawkman. His "flying through..." blah blah blah is probably paying homage to the role. He is the one who needs no homo-ing. He's also probably the only one on the DL. These Timothee hating PR theorists are probably part of his PR team,hating on Timothee because he hopes gay rumors will undermine Timothee's career. All the while you hear the same bitches saying this isn't PR with the instamodel because no papz and many of them think Armie was just gay for Timothee. All in all,the same PR bitches will be okay with the instamodel.

In what universe would his lawyer be cool with him having a new girlfriend before the divorce is final? He just gave Liz the upper hand. He’s going to end up forking out millions.

Liz had to go. Not only was past 10 year mark but she is a hard core conservative, anorexic, anti vaxxing psychopath who is at odds with Armie's fanbase. She also undermines his career in liberal Hollywood. So this new chick probably has more laid back attitudes while being white bread enough to satisfy his crazy, racist family. I think the excursion to the desert was in introducing him to his new "partner ". The fake plastic beard.

Forgot to add that I also thought he had an identical twin.

Sounds like a sobering-up retreat to me

[quote] Armie is gay, gay, gay.

Sure, Jan, R98. And he's dying to fuck you.

Next he’ll be working on the railroad!

[quote]No straight man would date that plastic face lol.

Do you even know any straight men? Ever watch any of the porn they're addicted to, or see any of the girls they're giving their money to on OnlyFans? Plastic is no problem for them. I guarantee you that woman has straight men lining up to date her, fuck her, or whatever else she wants. Straight men are simple, and by their metrics, she is hot. And when straight men leave their wives and kids, 9 times out of 10 they've already got a new chick, or acquire one shortly after. This situation that we're seeing is not complicated. It's basic as fuck.

Can someone please translate R99?

That rant made absolutely no sense.

The blinds have started.

Sorry but this will be a PR disaster. Starting to date someone after breaking your marriage sends a clear message and i doubt it's the one he wants to send.

If he is smart (and he is clearly not) he should keep a low profile for quite some time

Whether you're a Charmie who thinks this is pure PR or someone who thinks Armie is just a straight idiot with a boner and bad judgment, R109 is correct--debuting a hot new gf so soon after the divorce announcement and before the papers have even been signed looks awful. Leaving his kids behind to run home and hang out with her and his friends looks awful. Whatever his motivation, someday he's going to have to answer to those kids for what he's doing now. Can somebody buy him a brain, stat? He must drive his publicist crazy.

Don't most divorces occur because one partner has found someone else?

Being in a committed relationship is probably better than being seen as a pussyhound when it comes to custody.

That said this is smells of the usual Hammer bullshit. Why the need to launch your new relationship on the world. He's only DL famous.

Didn't he state that the separation was on January. This chick was apparently shading Elizabeth since the beginning of the year. Nobody knows until now. I guess is better to be seen in public displaying a wholesome image with your new girl than to be outed by your wife for infidelity during divorce.

So does this all mean that Armie is really straight after all?

We get so many mixed messages here on Datalounge.

There are so many conflicting rumors about this guy, it's impossible to know what he is, but I think we can safely cross "wholesome" (as mentioned by R112) off the list. The note he strikes most consistently is sleazy.

Trot out the new doll right as Dune promo begins. He's nothing if not consistent.

Oh God. Is he going to try to make Vespa Barbie happen now too?

Jesus Christ - Don't these women realise he hasn't even made himself happen yet?

Wow the new girl looks a lot like Liz, but with even more work done. She’s even more petty than her. Armie certainly has a type.

R117 That’s pathetic. What is she, 13? Does he really think this is going to be a good look for him?

R118 Armie thinks?

Gee, he is so good looking. I can’t think of anyone who can compete.

So the new model has already dissed Liz in true Julia Roberts 'A Low Vera' style? She seems nice. Those poor kids.

Liz is still ridiculous and annoying, but I'm starting to feel a little sorry for her. Her husband ditched her and the kids in a foreign country to be with a younger version of her, whose pussy is so magical he's trotting her out in the middle of his divorce, optics be damned. Meanwhile the highlight of Liz's days seems to be visiting the same restaurant over and over and pretending the manager of the hotel where she's living is an attentive father figure to her son. There's no way some sort of financial incentive isn't being held over her head to make her grit her teeth and play along with the amicable uncoupling thing. She's been starving herself, having tons of work done and spending crazy amounts of money for years to prevent this scenario, and it happened anyway.

I'm starting to wonder if this is going to give him the career boost he so desperately craves. Sure he is an asshole, but HW is full of worse assholes and if he is out there with cute dogs in his vespa and a hot chick, people will be talking about him again. His acting is bland, and he was living a bland life, his career going down the drain. I think it had him depressed. He tried the wholesome family life for a decade and i dont think he wanted to do character based theater, and movie flops for the next 30 years. Then again this may just be another fail. 13 years trying to make him happen.

This is because the skeleton in his closet is 100x worse for Hammer than cheating rumors he's helped plant. Don't forget he posed in the instamodels videos before his alleged divorce. Is he stupid or callous? Sure. But he has PR plus PR buddies. He could have hidden a new girlfriend until the divorce went through. So why now? Because the real rumors are far worse. She's a hooker for hire (allegedly). The ranch retreat was undoubtedly to strategize. Why take a hot side piece to do construction with a massive group. Plus invite journalists along (GQ). I don't think he's dating Chalamet but he wants clearance to date a guy or has had an affair with one and needs a cover. Anyway you look at this little leak, he's behind it.

R122 "talking about him again "? When were they ever talking about him? This won't get anyone talking either except the usual suspects. Armie Hammer is a charm void, with minimal acting talent. Who he is romantically linked to is not remotely interesting to anyone who isn't a BARF or already on this board.

R113 nah. He's a closet case. Barbie looks like what a closeted man thinks heteros look for in a mate. Just like Elizabeth Chambers, who basically looked like Caitlyn Jenner. My guess is he's sloppy bottom.

Are we sure instamodel was born female?

It's for Hawkman. He needs another relationship with a woman. Don't forget Liz filed for the divorce. Armie was playing happy family, although badly, up to the very end. He even went on radio to say how proud of her he was. She got him to pose for his visor company, at the airport, then kicked his ass to the kerb. Ramseys found him a new beard.

^^ he can't start in the DC without a woman to buffer his obvious gayness.

Yes, the same DC which hired Ezra Miller

R129 Ezra is different. He's always been open about his sexuality so the fanboys knew no different. Flash is a very camp character. Armie is ashamed, he has gone out of his way to marry, have children to cover up his sexuality. He's not leaving anything to chance. Plus Ezra is a brilliant actor.

Also, Ezra hasn't said he's gay but bi. If Armie's sexuality starts being brought up he's going to reveal he's going to make people think he's gay and worse still, ashamed of it. Plus this will give credence to the Charmie gossip.

Now they have Andrew GayMcDonnell at it. What's with this commune of obvious gay men,all married, who have multiple toddlers and like to exploit their blond haired male prodigy on Instagram? All with a hard on for Armie Hammer. The orgies at 29 Palms must be crazy.

I can understand some people thinking that Armie might be gay, but if you actually believe that he is ever going to come out of the closet, then you are DELUSIONAL.

He has three kids, an ex-wife, and a new "girlfriend."

Does that sound like someone who is ready to come out? Please.

R133 absolutely not. He's firmly in the closet. But we can still berate him for being a fame whore. Not to mention he should burn in hell for Saudi Arabia.

Why leave the closet?

The wife had an uncanny resemblance to Caitlyn Jenner and the new chick also looks like a possible trans.

She looks like the standard plastic barbie many straight men go for.

Armie, hard at work.

I don't understand the obsession with him being gay. Those rumours even existed before CMBYN?

Even when he liked those bondage pics (and i still think he didn's expect to be catch) there were pics about women.

He comes from an ultrarreligious family but not everyone is gay. And after being promoted Saudi Arabia straights can keep him

R137 she makes it obvious he's gay. He's a gay man trying to interpret what straight men like.

Has he come out as actually interesting yet?

R139 there have always been whispers about Armie but no details. He isn't interesting or good looking enough for most gays to care either way. Anyone with eyes though and a decent gaydar. But mostly it's the way he drools and thirsts for dick. The following on Instagram just shows how ashamed and closeted the deeply religious upbringing has made him.

His BFF Ashton was his PA Lone Ranger and Man from Uncle. The entire friend group are his staff. No wonder nothing has leaked. They keep his bottom happy.

R142 Sorry but i don't agree, he is (or at least was in his best times) way better looking than most actors.

There are rumours about everyone in HW, and he was promoted relentlessly even when the films were flop after flop. He was not destined to be a big star.

And unlike Chalamet which CMBYN gave him prominence, Armie was in the media before. Maybe you are right and people didn't gossip about him because he was not interesting, but certainly the looks were not a problem. Being married from the beginning of his career maybe did more to kill any interest than anything else.

Anyway, not everyone in HW is gay

go take a look at the women rappers, basketball players and rich executives date, same girls as the new Armie barbie, he has no problem flirting with gay men online. I don't doubt he has had his gay sex, but he likes them plastic women like most predictable straight men.

R133 Who is his 3rd child? Is that the secret that they are trying to hide?

R144

Well our husbands were totally straight.

Actually r144 May be right. Any time Armie did an interview, he always mentioned his wife. It wasn’t even in passing, he talked about her and their marriage endlessly. Remember the Town and Country spread they did together during LR promo? Most hot actors, when starting out, don’t feature their wives and gfs so publicly. Most aren’t even married yet. Chadwick Bozeman (RIP) only just recently married his gf before he passed. I remember hearing he and Liz shared the same PR group, and that may have something to do with it. Armie was only in his early 20s and already married, and that may have been a turnoff.

R148 no, Tom Hardy is married, is around the same age. Armie isn't talented. Only his fans think he's a decent actor. As looks go, he's good looking but so is my dentist. He's nothing special or extraordinary looks wise. Marrying early is a perfect cover for someone in the closet as deeply as he is, allegedly.

Hemsworth is married. Hugh Jackman is married. Loads of hot actors his age are married.

Yes, but their wives are in the background. I’m also not saying Armie is an exceptional actor. Regardless, his biggest downfall is thinking too highly of himself and being bitter about not getting the movie star status he thinks he deserves. He should be a lot more humble and less thirsty.

well those actors have things going on for them. Armie has hit rock bottom and may have to reinvent himself (for real this time) to get the chance of some attention back. It will be interesting seeing the way he is showcased at GQ this time around.

R149 Hardy is not the best example, the interest in him is pretty low. In fact they had a lot in common they were promoted to be the next big thing and both failed big time

Here's a photo of a young AH that I'd never seen:

What is the name of his new girl?

Lol R138.

The paparazzi took some photos of Armie hard at work!

R154 Young AH should have been Oliver. We were robbed.

He was so good looking

[quote]Plus Ezra is a brilliant actor

And in a stroke your credibility is gone

R159 The truth is Ezra's career was very interesting at the beginning. Now he is in some blockbusters but he seems more focused in wearing outrageous outfits at premieres than anything else

Armie looks better now. He was a geeky teen. Very punchable face. In fact, his friend Tyler is better looking.

R160 Ezra Miller is beautiful and can act. There is no comparison. He's mediocre now but can act when he needs to.

The article above says Chambers and Hammer married in May 2020, then they split up in July 2020?

He might be laying low now, but I'd predict when REBECCA and DEATH ON THE NILE are released we'll start to see photos and stories of Armie. We'll see him in informal situations with a new gal pal.

They'll be walking in the park smiling, grabbing coffee or holding hands shopping. In the forthcoming informal pics, Armie and his new gal pal will reflect moments of adlibbed casual mundane joy and he'll be back on media radar.

Pap pics supposed to come out today.

Who is worse, the Timothee fans or the Armie fans?

The Timothee fans are more annoying and the Armie fans are more deluded. Win/Win

I bet he´s enjoying her big breasts. The previous wife was lacking in that department.

R38, you couldn't be more wrong. It's huge and he wears a reduction if he's going swimming or doing something where it might get in the way or pose too much of a distraction for other people.

R5, if I described it in inches or feet, you wouldn't believe me, so I'll take this opportunity to forfeit early on. Many people are mistakenly under the impression that dicks don't get any bigger than 14" tops, and he's working with way more than that.

(I am a woman, FWIW)

O. M. G.

R169 could very well be the TROLLIEST TROLL who ever TROLLED Datalounge.

Ask lie detector if it's true or not, or have someone else do it for you. I'm being completely sincere.

[quote] Ask lie detector if it's true or not

Okay, Boris.

Veel ask lie detector eef troo.

Dosvedanya!

Armie's penis is a danger to shipping you guys!

Stay safe

R169 = Armie’s publicist.

[R169] = Miz Manni.Quinn to you. Good day.

Are you referring to the mannequin he practices tying bondage knots on? I was around long before her time.

Damn, that takes me back.

[R176] Oh.. pfft. You’re the old model.

Who is this Ezra person and what does he have to do with hot but boring Armie?

Armie may be idiotic but def not gay. Gay baits yes but not gay

R179 look at his construction article and how many people think his boyfriend is Ashton. Armie reads gay to many. It's all over him. If it wasn't for his marriage, I'm sure rumors would abound. That is why he'd rather be seen as a cheater than single right now. He's afraid it will be obvious.

R179 is his PR. How can you be 100% sure of someone's sexuality. And saying someone is definitely not gay on a gay forum?

I didn’t know he was into construction. He could come stay with me. We could go buy a bed from IKEA after we break mine.

Yes he is so gay and closeted his PR made sure to write about he staying with a male friend, so people would speculate about his sexuality. He baits all the time, the dick broom joke? He can totally be bi, a guy so sexually repressed must enjoy all kinds of sex, but the fixation for the plastic women is real, he started following those IG accounts the moment you could no longer tell what follows where recent, and then when got caught when the algorithm changed again and his recents likes where all fans only.

were*

[quote]How can you be 100% sure of someone's sexuality

Says the person insisting he's gay.

Is his hole worn out yet?

R183 if he was doing this following business privately you wouldn't be able to give us this very detailed rundown. LMAO. Anything done this public is for your benefit. People are so easily manipulated by this high school drop out.

Did Armie get gonorrhea from Timmy, or vice-versa?

R188 I think you mean Chlymadia?

Whoops. Yeah, chlamydia R189.

Who had it first, Armie or Timmy? I'm guessing Armie.

R190 It was Timmy, it goes back to his NYU days when he was the Typhoid Mary of Washington Square Park. So Timmy, Armie and the koala bears all have the small “c.” Word is still out if they are carring the HPV.

So Timmy gave it to Armie, and Armie gave it to Liz?

Why is Armie giving either sleazy porn actor or bottom boy vibes in the DOTN pics? Lol

R192 can you get it from toe sucking? Maybe that's the reason the kid keeps getting sick.

R166 The Chalamet fans are way worse. They don't admit anything that it's not pure adoration for Timmy. If you think he is a good actor but not lead man material you are just an envioius scum who don't deserve to live in the same planet than Timmy.

Armie fans don't react that well because nobody thinks he is going to be the next superstar (they tried but it didn't work) or winn more oscars than Meryl Streep

The worst are the ones that combine the two together = Charmies

R195 r196 let's be real. Armie doesn't have a fanbase. All his fans are Charmies and yes, they're the most disgusting.

R73, yet

So the desert hookup is allegedly a call girl?

Called in to take fake photos with him.

Where did you hear that she’s a call girl?

R201 I heard it several places. Plus, look at her.

R155, her name is Courtney Vucekovich

R203 Russian hooker?

He should just come out. He'll never be famous.

R204, he's going the Trump way

She’s....a CEO? Of some hair and makeup company?

[R200] Did they call her in January and fly her out to London? Damn, I want that gig.

So the pap pics were a troll? Looks like Armie has himself a real girl now

R205 If you can call someone who is 90% plastic real?

It's got a great look to 'FLY' away from your kids and chase some fake tits about a desert though is it?

His PR team must be hoping for more gay rumours at this point.

^^^ R209 Goddamn it

[quote] His PR team must be hoping for more gay rumours at this point.

Why?

R210 I'd hoped the facetiousness was implied.

It's not a great look. At all. Does he have anyone working for him with half a brain or is he simply gone rogue now? All that money for the best lawyer for what? Sometimes I can believe he has a 14" cock cause there's no blood reaching his brain that's a dead cert

R202 No you didn't, you get it from that one deranged poster on Tapatalk who seems to think she can replace all other punctuation with ellipses, where even the other idiots there aren't falling for it. But hey, prove me wrong and link to these "several places"

R209 The shippers make a big prediction of something happens, and it doesn't, tale as old as time. Though they're still insisting the pics are real, because some people have thumbnails in their DMs - but they're not sharing these thumbnails of course, nor any screenshots or anything.

There seems to be mutiny on the good ship Charmie. A fan sent a fake leak to a BNF that there were pap photos on Backgrid and gave details on the photos and that there was an embargo until 5 PM Eastern Time Zone (US). There was supposed to be a media blast. Lo and behold, it appeared on a blind gossip website, almost verbatim. The BNF (not sure if it is the same one) then pre-emptively debunked what they thought would be coming, proving that it was a PR stunt and that Charmie was well-intact.

Alas, the media did not print anything. The fan sent some nasy messages to BNF laughing about it. Somebody else commented to Armie about his new friend and was promptly blocked.

All points to ... maybe this is A Real Deal for Armie.

The media are reporting on Armie’s children though

I’m just happy to see those kids dressed in normal clothes.

[quote] I used to wonder why Armie has such a small circle of close friends and then I thought - If I was a married man would I want Armie anywhere near my wife?

You might.

:D :D :D

R216 Haha, so it wasn't just Charmie BS but someone trolling them? Superb work, especially to expose the blind items too. How long before they blame Liz?

R215 is because they don't exist. Charmies got the biggest Rickroll of their insane existence. Not only did they swallow that fish tale, they exposed their own duplicity by giving the info to the blind site. Go back to all the blinds they said Liz was behind. They shit the bed on this one.

R221 Another coup for the tumblr Armie hater

Anyone know who this Michael character is? He's got his fingers in everyone's pie in HW looks like and now he's posting from the Hammer bd bash

Pretty clear now the PR is the fluff pieces and the queerbait. Trying to cover new barbie he left family for.

I guess his girlfriend is OK with the toe sucking video, the creepy Russian kitty butt plug texts, and the far more disturbing alleged assault accusation that was neither proven nor addressed. What a prize she's got there.

[quote]alleged assault accusation that was neither proven nor addressed

To be fair to Armie - and I can't quite believe I've typed those words - why would he address it? It was literally just something someone claimed on LSA and that's it. There's no reason for him to address it as long as it remains some random claim like that. And as for that - they claimed they were in contact with lawyers, right - and then nothing? Has there been any updates to it?

R226 just merely peccadilloes

You're too judgmental

[quote]Trying to cover new barbie he left family for.

If he really gave two shits about covering it up, he would not have let her story him on Instagram over and over.

[quote]Pretty clear now the PR is the fluff pieces and the queerbait. Trying to cover new barbie he left family for.

This has been clear to anyone not living in the Charmie clouds. This story is as old as the hills--a rich dude dumps his aging mommy-wife and runs off with a hotter, younger ho who doesn't care that she's getting in the middle of the breakup of a family with small children. It ain't deep.

Who knows if the new model is a semi-escort, but it's weird she calls herself a CEO yet nothing on her Insta seems to be promoting her business, unless partying around the world in bikinis IS her business. Either way, she reads sketchy and I'm not surprised by the Blindgossip item implying Armie's family is taking Liz's side. Michael Hammer may be divorced from Dru, but he's still super religious and he cannot be happy at Armie going off the rails like this.

[quote]Anyone know who this Michael character is?

That guy has "drug dealer to the stars" written all over him. Maybe "pimp to the stars" too. He's not the only one Armie hangs with who gives that vibe.

Can lawyers fire their clients?

R230 he's the creep who escorted LRD to the BAFTAs and yes he isn't just fun loving and in real estate.

The main problem he has is his in inauthenticity. He can't be himself because he's closeted and he's still searching for a persona that will make him famous. I liked him for a hot second then he wore me down being such a phoney. He's doing that now with playing all these husband roles. He's not Rock Hudson. He can't fool audiences that he's an Alpha male. OTBOS he still read gay, throughout. His most authentic work is J Edgar and CMBYN where he basically plays himself.

Now he's trying to appeal to everyone with the BLM, music tweets. Nobody cares. His engagement is terrible.

[quote]His most authentic work is J Edgar and CMBYN where he basically plays himself.

Do you realise how stupid you sound? Two totally different characters, but you think he was authentic because he "plays himself". Which you think is gay. Because all gay people are exactly the same, right? You fraus always expose yourselves whenever you talk about gay men.

...

R234 no. He literally plays them the exact same way with no range and they resemble him so, yes, he played himself. Many limited actors do.

Extremely limited range and not enough imagination. What is that Josh Horowitz game: Happy, Sad, Confused?

Lol R235.

OMG They hired RuMER WIllis to clean up his mess with the whore lmaoo

Rumer Willis? THAT’S the best they could do? She makes Liz look like Grace Kelly.

She's into ass play

Holy shit, that chin!

All the willis's daughters had surgery and look a bit better

R243 That’s news to me.

Had some friends who worked on DWTS when Rumer was on-they could not stop about how great her body was.

She looks symmetrical here (Sag Awards, 2019), and then I noticed her giant ear.

Blue nail polish. He's got to hookup with Jacob elordi

That outfit tho...

LOL they made him drag his ass back to do this... Does it mean the barbie doll is a escort?. Otherwise,,, why hide the girl away?.

* to LA

that sounds like the most logical explanation, this looks like a last minute thing. a win for rumer who gets to be seen with a good looking man for the first time in her life

He’s sexy. I’ll do him if he WERE gay. Wishful thinking does not equal facts

courtney is gonna share the closet with the mannequin

someone tell rumer, that her boyfriend is cheating on her lmao

Can’t wait 😊

Couldn’t they find anyone else?

At least Eiza is hot and LRD can be pretty

His team chose even worse than they did for Timmy

I guarantee you Armie knows everyone knows this is fake, and he gives no fucks.

Barbie got burried, so was she really a hooker lmaooo, nice work there Armie

Newly-sober Rumor Willis??? Makes me wonder where and how they met.

[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]

She got Ricky Whittle? Damn, he's fine.

He loves manly women! I wonder why.

R239 more like she's been brought on to teach him sober living.

This pairing with Rumer Willis is so bizarre.

Maybe he's actually dating Bruce behind the scenes?

Although Bruce likes teenaged twinks, and not hairy older looking men such as Armie.

R256 The problem with Timmy is not the women they chose, it's the fact that it's too obvious (those pap pics just a few inches of both in the yatch) and the fact that he seems unable to show real interest in his supposed girlfriend.

Zendaya and Tom Holland were a pr couple but they were less obvious and so avoided being mocked publicly.

If you have the Shawn Mendes level of acting when you are on a pr couple you are better single (or even better, date a girl you really want and probably you'll be more convincing)

This is Cavill and Cuoco-level cringe.

Unpopular opinion: I think it was real with the Barbie girl.

I don’t find it so hard to believe that someone who married young, married an older woman and had to be husband/dad for a decade would like that kind of girl after separation

I wonder why they chose to show him with Rumer instead. Is it a better look for him? Is she same level as him? Actress, same age. I don’t know how famous she is, tbh I didn’t know her before today

R266 yeah, I agree with you

I truly hope he won’t ruin the upcoming Dune promo era with something like that. I’m excited for the movie and for the promo content, but anything Cabo level cringy would make me have mixed feelings

Hope he’s done with the shitshows. 2 is enough to either learn to be convincing or quit

R268 I agree. I think his relationship with Rumer is something else and will be revealed at some point later. I think it has to do with the bright young things back at the ranch. But if they can trot out him and Rumi, maybe people will forget about Courtney.

This couple seems like an idea that cocaine came up with. They have got to be the most random celebrity pairing EVER. I love it. But what happened to thoroughly injected Barbie? Stay tuned for the next episode: Barbie fights for her man!

[quote]more like she's been brought on to teach him sober living.

With this new curve, they've just confirmed he's got a substance abuse problem and is trying to get sober. He could have all sorts of women, big name incredibly hot women, models, but he chooses Bruce's fuggy daughter who can't shut up about recovery, her own and her mom's? Uh huh.

His lawyer can't be happy with him. Desert Barbie felt a lot more real than this. This is a show. See, I'm not a drunk, I'm dating Rumer who's so sober and not a porny-looking Instahoe like the other girl I'm fucking! You can give me partial custody, and don't feel so sorry for Liz because of my IG chick that you let her take all my money!

R271, or Jolene

You Datalounge detectives never cease to amaze me.

I never would have made the Armie-Rumer-Rehab connection.

I think you've cracked the case, Nancy Drews!

Two beards with one stone. Bearding coupled with keeping him sober and in check. Presumably they have mutual friends to make it easier and Willis is desperate for fame. The tested the water with the alleged Russian hooker but she have the game away by being a hooker then they chose frumpy Willis to appease the mean ogre who follow Charmie and probably look like Rumer. Armie is imo GAY. The PR strategy in the desert was to hatch this little plan.

The most icky thing is he is desperate for fame too. Like DESPERATE. What's with the new hippy look. Lol

R271, it's the opposite: Rumer and Armie are the couple sobriety came up with. We've been joking about how puffy and old he's been looking for months, and assuming he was eating his feelings with some beer. Now it seems it was more serious than that.

When has he even had time to meet and get to know Rumer enough to be willing to be papped with her while his divorce rages on? He's been back in the US for about two months, and part of that was spent on his road trip. Then the rest seems to have been spent out in the desert with the Ramseys and their crew, accompanied by Desert Barbie. Where was Rumer in all that? The hilarious part of all this is whether you're a Charmie like R275 or a non-Charmie like me, no one is buying this. Everyone is laughing their asses off and is here for the ridiculousness. Outside of rom-coms, unfortunate-looking girls like Rumer don't get rich, famous, model handsome guys like Armie, especially when they've just gotten free of their marriages and are free to indulge at the buffet of life.

People are assuming he's done with Desert Barbie, but I doubt it. She got sent home to Dallas while he attempts to convince his family, the court and whoever else needs to be convinced that he's trying to deal with his problem and is doing so with a famously sober companion rather than the party girl he's been banging for a while. I predict she'll return when things simmer down.

[R276] I can't believe it finally happened, i agree with someone on dl. Yes, i can totally see this happening.

If you ignore the hooker's shenanigans and the Russian BDSM chick fiasco what do you have left? A man who us surrounded by gay rumors, fledgling career hooking up with an unfortunate looking nepo baby who is desperate for fame. Two fame hungry minstrels. When this happens it's called bearding. Bearding 101 to be exact.

Armie. Mate. Just stop.

You look like a twat.

LMAO at how he tested the water with the hooker but retreated with the buttaface.

R266 R269 Go back to Charmieland. This isn't Tumblr where mentioning Hammer summons all things Chalamet. This is an Armie thread, no one cares to talk about Frenchie here

R270 What else makes sense? Someone fresh out a 10yr marriage with two brats doesn't need a beard or he would have stayed with the wife. Someone's spiraling and will only do the bare minimum of what his team of handlers ask him. Barbie will be waiting with open legs while the general public think he's humbled and untarnished with his HW good looks to pal around with this unproblematic fugly girl next door. He's slick, gotta hand him that.

R281 You are completely stupid. Sorry, but nobody talked about the delusion of Chalamet and Hammer, i was talking about the very obvious PR stunts. And Chalamet is incredibly bad at selling he is interested in his girlfriend (probably because he couldn't care less about them).

And the discussion was about who had a worst fandom, if you don't like it just don't read it

R263 R270 got it in one.

And what about the introduction of Barbie?. Was that an accident or a calculated move?.

And what about the introduction of Barbie?. Was that an accident or a calculated move?.

R286 can't help but think it was a comedy of errors. No one was meant to know about her. You think Laura Wasser wanted that out amongst Russian hooker/Tindergate?

R273 Tyler the Troll likes to mess with Charmie minds, but if you look at his pattern, he always posts “the truth” hidden in Charmie context so he can always claim deniability, “I never said Armando was with/Facetiming/whatever Charmie hive want with Timotheee”.

So what has he posted? Alcohol rehab is nothing to be ashamed about (Ben Affleck). There’s another woman (Jolene). He also posted newly-sober-and-can’t-stop-talking-about-it Rumer with Armie.

My bet is: Armie will be seeing more of Barbie Courtney (papped or not) and Rumi is a sponsor.

R282 he couldn't stay with the wife. She divorced him. Probably discovered she was bearding for him.

R289 pretty sure he could have negotiated to stay for way less money than he's gonna have to shill out now if that's the case. Lizard would have been happy to keep dancing to his tune so long as she got to be Mrs Hammer on the red carpets and gala balls for the museum. He's a dog, got caught out humping Barbie and the wife actually has some self-respect after all.

Tyler was in reality tv. None of this is unscripted including the blonde whore. The only thing I think they were hoping for was to pass off the whore as a business woman. But Tyler has been trying to make Armie happen for decades. He's the moron who took him to party in Saudi Arabia and try to pass it off ass a rave in the Kasba. He's also the tool who dressed Armie in those clothes with Rumer. Looks like he the sweater came out of his own closet.

The fact tongues continue to wiggle over this mediocrity is why they play with Charmies, leak shit to the Armie hater on tumblr. Nobody would care less about Armie without this train wreck. Look at how little interest there is in his 2 movies coming next month. Absolutely nobody cares.

I'm not even going to try to come up with an explanation to make it all make sense. Anything is possible with so many random clues. If he's straight (despite his lack of chemistry with women in movies), the human blow-up doll seems just his type. And R282, Slick, Humble and Untarnished are not words anyone would ever associate with Armie Hammer. He's a one-man shitshow.

R290 if she was happy to continue, why did she file for divorce? You forget Armie and his dad were last scene kissing her ass. She sent him away posing for her visor business and labelled him "adult ." I think he was kicked out. Lol

R293 that's the thing, they've left all the clues. They hold all the cards. It's confusing to "keep me guessing." It's the oldest trick in the book. Tyler was also a casting agent. He knows the business well.

I mean she was the one putting up a show the last months. Armie went from kissing the ground she walked on to barely acknowledging her, she had to go and fake they were a happy family, he didn't put much effort at the end, wanted to be out and free.

R296 are you sure? Because a little before she filed for divorce he was on radio talking her up. How proud he was. He even did it during her charity event where his own father made a huge contribution. Why? He looked like he was playing the loved up game.

^^ she's also on record as the one who dumped him.

[quote]He's a dog, got caught out humping Barbie and the wife actually has some self-respect after all.

You really think that in 10 years this girl is Armie’s first sidepiece and his wife never had a fucking clue? Don’t ask me what, but there’s gotta be more going on here.

Yes but more like forced than willing at that point. And I bet the moment he went out she filed first, but he is the one citing the separation was in January and he is the one that was open about it with the people on the play, while she was still reporting to the press what a happy family they were.

R300 I'd say he's back pedalling because he's been dumped. The clincher for me is that right before he got on his plane she had him pose for her visors. You can see he was sweating and the background was the airport. Yet he did it with a smile. Lol. I'm not saying he was hurting because he still loved her but I bet he'd do anything to keep her on his good side with no prenup and the amount of dirt she must have on him that would ruin his career but also his image with his family. So I doubt even if he wasn't feeling the relationship he would have kept up the pretence just to keep her close. He said so himself. Keep your enemies close. Why divorce unless you want to remarry and according to latest news he's not committed to anyone right now? Intervention in the desert for sure. Maneuvering for a new beard strategy.

I think the only thing the Charmies have right is that Armie is gay. The only thing Armie hater has right is Armie is a douche canoe.

R299 never said this was the first. He's a dog, clearly, humping whatever will have him

R300 always curious where the info he was telling anyone during the play? Sounds like one more Charmie tall tale that they pull out of thin air.

R301 ^^^^^^ that.

people have trouble not seeing how different he started acting the last year or so. She obviously caught him cheating, the russian kitty dms, who knows what else is will be shown in the messy divorce, now this plastic girl, but it was her who kept up appearances while he did the bare minimum, stop wearing his ring, he obviously wants the freedom to shag anything he wants. If he was gay he could be using all the community support to try and happen as the only thing he will ever happen a niche idol, he is not leading man not in a hundred years, he is not bearding to protect his rising career lmaooo.

[quote] he obviously wants the freedom to shag anything he wants

I don't blame him.

He was with Liz from his early 20's. Then got married. Then had kids.

That's so bogus. Young people - especially men - need to "sow their oats." If not, then they're gonna do stupid shit like Armie is doing now.

People shouldn't get married until their 30's, at the very least.

[quote]^^ she's also on record as the one who dumped him.

Dru Hammer is also "on record" as the one who filed for divorce from Armie's dad--but he's the one who dumped her, not the other way around. Armie has said in the past that he was pissed at him over it for a long time. Liz would not give Armie up willingly, she has no real identity other than being his wife (just like Dru and Michael Hammer). This is not a man who got thrown out. This is a man who left.

Out of this entire shitshow, one thing seems absolutely certain: there's no way in hell Armie is fucking Rumer Willis. That has the feel of a PR salvage operation.

This sounds like a case for Mike Hammer!

Oooooooh! Break out the gin and tonics, laydeez! What does Josh Duhamel’s ex-wife have to do with this whole thing?

[quote] What does Josh Duhamel’s ex-wife have to do with this whole thing?

Fergie? What's the scoop?

The only connection I know of between Fergie and Armie was when she was high as fuck at some LGBT event during CMBYN's awards season, and gave a psychotic speech claiming she was Armie. Is there something else?

From the BG blind item, the third woman, is apparently Josh Lucas's ex. She kind of looks like Liz before the botox

her IG story

I'm getting the impression that Armie doesn't like to suffer with dry dick.

[quote] From the BG blind item, the third woman, is apparently Josh Lucas's ex

Are we sure she's not a professional beard?

I'm sorry, but Josh Lucas has always seemed gay to me. Girlfriend or no girlfriend.

So if she's Josh's ex and Armie's new girlfriend, my guess would be that she's a beard.

You know, he’s probably not fucking every woman who goes to 29 Palms,

Armie Hammer Tri-Beard challenge!

since when niki wonder has a girlfriend?

This don’t look like a sober coach to me....

The hands on butts walk lol

R320 Where's his arse gone? It was the best bit.

The blinds at AGC depict Armie as a narcissistic control freak. He is the one who wanted to initiate the freak shows and fuck other women in front of his wife. When she decided what was good for the goose was also good for the gander, he split. He is a lousy actor and an even lousier husband/partner.

Armie has ZERO ass.

Bummer.

“Very casual?” “Utmost respect for his wife?” Dunno what the real story is behind the scenes of his divorce, but this is some damage control right here.

[quote] Armie has ZERO ass.

Makes it easier for Timmy's huge cock to go in balls deep!

R307 have you seen the sad paparazzi pictures? His dad bod, the 5 o'clock shadow at 9am? Talking to himself? And doing a shameless pap walk for the 2nd day in a row? He looks like he was dumped. Meanwhile Liz is living it up in the Caymans, celebrating her second business venture.

All of this is a mad scramble to locate a suitable beard. They're testing it out to see who sticks. If Charmies are wondering why they are so pressed, it's your fundie friend Tyler. He seems like a typical HW dirtbag who thinks it's a sin to be gay and you should remain in the closet.

R318 Nick is gay? She must be a lesbian friend bearding because he hoped to win an Oscar with his short film. These people are trash. Isn't he the one really fucking Lil Timmy Tim?

Poor Timmy Chalamet. Can you imagine trying to build a career but being constantly bombarded with questions and images of yourself and a colleague with whom you did a job FOUR years ago? It was a great job, but a job nonetheless.

R329 Timmy doesn't seem to mind. He's helped keep that link. Planning red carpet appearances, openly thirsty emojis. I think Armie is more bothered about this.

Liz loves to use gossip to further her agenda. But yes she's winning. Yes Armie was divorced. Ashton replied to the anniversary post that they were still a happy couple at that point so Hammer can't now try to say they broke up in January when his BFF acknowledges that they were a couple at the 10 year mark. If Armie was happy with the divorce he wouldn't have armed himself with Laura Wasser. He also wouldn't be arguing over when they parted ways. He would just be making it as Simple as possible for both to move on. He looks worse for wear.

I'm sure the DOTN producers are thrilled with Armie's commitment to their PR campaign. Has he forgotten it's meant to be the project he promotes?

Solo walk

R332 they're seething in the knowledge that nobody actually gaf about his irrelevant ass. This clownery is even getting old. As old as he looks.

R333 he looks like a random, middle aged, fat man.

A few days ago Timmy liked a cmbyn-related tweet. Don't worry about him, he loves that people are still obsessed with that movie.

think Armie is vying for that hawkman role, with the pap walks and damage control.

R337 I think he's vying for a role in the circus. He looks likes a fucking clown.

He's already got the shoes.

R337 how will walking around looking like a dowdy queer get him a superhero role? He has blue painted nails and what looks like one of Tyler's more effeminate sweaters. He also looks out of shape.

He really is a waste of space. The bitch wife is throwing him under the bus on gossip sites and he's abandoned his children. What a loser.

the ig stories from that deuxmoi ig

That deuxmoi account is even more full of shit than CDAN, and that’s saying a lot.

r342 Yeah I know but I'm posting it anyways for those who don't bother with IG

This is Liz's boyfriend/fuck buddy in the Caymans, Davide Spada. Photo shared by her, of course.

He's not shallow like you. He doesn't care that Ashton is FAT.

R344 Why would he? He's FAT-adjacent himself.

R344 I was referring to fat Hammer.

R341 that's a fascinating collection of gossip. Interesting that Elizabeth Chambers is obviously the author but she wants it clear that Timothée is fluid but not with her ex. Sounds like the Timothée hater who used to frequent the board claiming Timothée was involved with Cudi. She's a piece of work. Both Armie and his ex are pondscum.

R265 - The 3rd woman blind has been memory-holed....

Too many beards spoil the plot.

His publicists must be drinking themselves to sleep.

Do you think Armie went rogue and fucked up the narrative with Desert Barbie?

The BARFs are tying themselves in knots with the new Timmy sighting in France. He wasn't supposed to be there. He was meant to be in LA with Armie. Lol.

[quote] Armie is gay, gay, gay.

But he isn't, Blanche R98, he isn't.

Armie and Rumer seem even more fake than Hiddleswift back in the day.

R352 That’s because they are.

But he's not gay, Marys.

He fluctuates and always has. He can bounce back and get right back into shape right before your eyes. Leave his bloat alone.

he's back with Vespa barbie

R355 his body is unfortunate. His weight fluctuates because he has unhealthy attitudes about food and alcohol and dieting. He's had tummy work in the past. But none of it has made him looks in shape. He has a dad bod.

The PR strategy appears to be that he's playing the field with the hooker looking chick and the trans looking chick. He must be a certified cumdump if they're this paranoid about him being alone. And he has the paparazzi on speed dial.

The PR strategy that only a few stalkers know about? Sure Jan

God, everything is a PR strategy with some posters here

You’re telling me this girl went home to Dallas and then back to LA in the space of a couple days, in the middle of a pandemic? And while she’s gone he just happens to get papped with Rumer Willis?

Oh god they're already tracking her movements

R359 I don't get your point? The PR strategy is to look real for the general public. What does a few stalkers knowing about it matter?

R363 Only stalkers know about the girl

I TOLD Y'ALL Desert Barbie would return. She was sent back to her cage while he did the bidding of his lawyer, or his friends who are trying to get him sober without actually putting him in rehab, or his PR people. But he's not done with her yet. Meanwhile, what the fuck is Liz doing over there in the Caymans, taking selfies in a Timmy cap with what looks like a whole new set of lips? This situation is spiraling.

[quote]Armie and Rumer seem even more fake than Hiddleswift back in the day.

Brutal. And accurate.

Now that Armie is forming a band, will we have the "pleasure" of seeing these two messes attempt to perform music together, in order to reinforce their lovebirdness? Lord help us.

[quote]taking selfies in a Timmy cap

A what? She's wearing a cap with his name on?

She's posted a story of herself reclining with a white cap mostly pulled over her eyes, in what seems like a copycat of Chalamet's well-known profile pic. I'm not a Charmie or one of those "Liz is out to destroy Timmy" types but even I think it's too much to be a coincidence. She's probably just bored and poking the internet beast for her own amusement, but girl, go find something to do. And she's got full-blown fishmouth now too.

Seriously? So now a white cap is a Timmy cap? I don't even know where to start with that stupidity. So now we can add Liz to the list of people sending secret messages via their clothing can we? Idiots.

[quote]She's probably just bored and poking the internet beast for her own amusement, but girl, go find something to do.

[italic]She[/italic] needs to go and find something to do? Not the people following someone they don't like and pretending she's sending them secret messages via her clothes?

Have you seen the story, R368? It's not just the cap, which is just a white cap after all. It's the cap AND the pose.

But whatever. Like I said, I'm not a Charmie and I don't believe in secret clothing signals. I thought it was weird and made a flippant comment which you demanded an explanation for, so I gave you one. Time to move on.

Rumi Willis? Now things are getting really interesting. She's such a leftfield choice, me likes. First off her voice is not annoying and ahe can sing! Decent actress. She's very fit and is looking more like Demi now that her chubby years are in the past. Poor Liz must be devasted about this one.

R361 the pandemic is meaningless to Armie. He went on a road trip in the middle of it..

R370= Rumers PR team

R364 are you a stalker yet you know about the pro? I heard about her too and only saw pics of her. I don't follow her. Her existence has not so subtly been planted. The only reason he probably hasn't been papped is because she looks like a hooker.

Even with all that botox and at her worst day, Elizabeth is still 10 times better looking than Rumer. R370

R374 looks aren't everything. Elizabeth Chambers is a certifiable nut job who was more obsessed with Timothée Chalamet than her own husband.

I don't think he's gay. Now, as far as kinky goes, yes. I'm sure he's grabbed a dick or two and maybe had one in his mouth. I bet he likes pegging too. Maybe DP with cocks sliding in and out together. But I don't think he seeks men out.

R376 Wow! That's put me off my dinner.

Still, one step closer to having a perfect little whore body I suppose.

Maybe he's a messy drunk like Alexander Skarsguard. I can't find the video of him falling on his friend and trying to take his pants off, perhaps it was scrubbed.

This man is gorgeous. Are you really gay round here?

[quote]looks aren't everything

In Hollywood they are, though.

R379 WAS gorgeous

What is desert Barbie IG?

R382, no use, you wouldn't be able to see anything

R381, he still has it

R384 Armie is a fat fug-adjacent with deep rooted insecurities, mental instability and a tiny cock. Bo amount of bland waspy tallness will make him attractive anymore given all those failings.

R379 That gif was published by the big name Charmies on Tumblr earlier today. Really makes you think?

If his cleaners didn't want people to call him gay they shouldn't have let him do the 4th gay role with the pretty twink. His only role where he was even slightly believable because he was playing himself and really getting off on the twink.

R387, charmie alert

R386 Charmies are constantly dredging up past - years old - photos and vids. They have nothing else to show. In fact, if not for GQ, what other magazine shoot has he done? He’s just not that attractive anymore. The only things that make him interesting now are his divorce and mid-life crisis.

R388 you wish. I'm not remotely a Charmie but it was obvious he wanted to fuck the twink. I don't think Timmy let him. Which may be a reason why Armie secretly hates him and the bitch wife too.

R386, how do you know?

R391 I know because I have been toying with those bitches for weeks. I keep setting bear traps for them to walk straight into. Have a go! Its good fun!

Nobody talks enough about the possibility that Timothée was shacking up with Italian Nick, and that's why Armie now hates him and prefers fat Ashton. They were seen together at the protests and Armie's friend called him the "real Elio". He was also on the CMBYN film set. maybe he was Oliver's stand in for make out practices.

[quote]I'm not a Charmie and I don't believe in secret clothing signals

And yet you said:

[quote]She's probably just bored and poking the internet beast for her own amusement

And yes, I have seen it. It's a video, so she only looks slightly like his profile pic for a couple of frames as she turns her head. And also, the cap was from the hotel she's staying at.

R373 No, I know about her because you lot rushed here to post about her. No-one in the mainstream has a clue about her and Armie, get out of your fucking bubble once in a while.

The funniest part is it was the Charmies who started posting about her existence, whilst simultaneously going on about PR stunts. If they didn't post about it, it'd still be a secret. So are they all working for Armie's PR people?

R393 Was it proven that Nick was with Timothee at the protest? I saw a man in a mask who could have been anyone. We surely don’t know every male person in Timothee’s circle. His uncle and family live in LA - could have been his cousin? Seems very Charmie-like if you to assume that Timothee has no other friends other than those related to the Hammers.

R374 Rumer is sexy and has a bikini body that even I want to fuck. The ex is too plain.

Turn in your gay card NOW R397!

I had a bad dream last night that Armie and I were driving around in a black Range Rover and the car got stuck in mud, which he then tried to blame on me. He started yelling and called me several bad names. I've been upset about it all day.

R399 sounds like something he would do. R397 she's a pig, but the ex is insane. Apparently she stalks Charmie accounts from the resort she's living at in the Caymans. Does anyone know which accounts and why?

R400 starting to think the stalking thing is a rumor to demonize the ex.

R401 I think it is also made up to further the Charmie narrative that Armie is cheating with Timothee, thus you have the jealous wife.

[quote] The only things that make him interesting now are his divorce and mid-life crisis.

You've just outed yourself as a HATER.

A 34 year old is hardly middle aged. Freak!

R402 Which is really dumb of them given the fact that if that was actually happening she could easily use the threat of outing them to get whatever she wanted in the divorce; and if she had gotten that then Armie wouldn't need the lawyer he has for the divorce and there wouldn't the different dates of the marriage ending or custody requests.

R403 That’s the way my mind works too

Armie is only 34??? How old is Tyler? Here I am thinking they were the same age.

For those of you who declare or assume with certainty that Armie is gay, what is your real evidence? Name one man with whom he's ever clearly been linked sexually (even in a credible blind item), beyond idle speculation or wishful thinking.

I can see indication in the CMBYN promotional appearances, etc. of him telegraphing bisexual inclination (consciously or otherwise), but with whom has he ever clearly acted on it. And no, what he did for his role as an actor in CMBYN or another film doesn't count.

I shall await being flamed.

R407 what proof is there for any actor? Unless they confess or are caught in the act, it's always speculation.

[quote]a credible blind item

A contradiction in terms

Well, there was the obvious tent in his pants here...

Seriously, though - name another male with whom Raymond Burr was linked sexually. Or a female with whom Cynthia Nixon was linked. Both came out as gay.

And “credible blind item” is an oxymoron.

Looks like they're both growing a bulge at R410.

Oh, those wacky gays!

R411 Let me turn the question around. Was there ever public speculation about either of them?

R409 R411 So BIs never carry information that is later validated? They're always totally made up? Maybe I'm just uninformed about this stuff.

Maybe once upon a time, but not now. They're all conspiracy bullshit or stuff obviously pulled from whatever that day's gossip is. I imagine when the Rumer pics came out CDAN posted a "blind item" about a new arrangement between Armie and her.

R410 hmmm. Now that could be actual evidence.

R407 poster

A man who goes so far to marry a beard, is hiding his sexuality.

R410 he likes to manhandle. Wouldn't be shocked if someone #metoo'ed his handy ass.

His erection looks small. The man is a menace. Not the first time he's done that to Cavill and it doesn't look reciprocated. Same with Timothee. There's another photo like this where Cavill is definitely uncomfortable. His arms are to his side.

[quote] Not the first time he's done that to Cavill and it doesn't look reciprocated

Oh, please.

Cavill looks like he's growing a bulge too.

R418 I don't know. That's a pretty sweet look on Cavill's face and he is reciprocating the embrace (Cavill's other arm is around Armie in the back).

R416 How do you KNOW Elizabeth was a beard?

[quote]Well, there was the obvious tent in his pants here...

[quote]Looks like they're both growing a bulge at [R410].

[quote]Cavill looks like he's growing a bulge too.

All of you are blind or delusional. There are NO BULGES in that picture.

R422 These is definitely a protrusion in Armie's crotch that looks other than his penis in a resting state. Perhaps a visit with the optometrist is in order?

I agree with you about Cavill, though. Don't really see anything out of the ordinary going on there.

R423 Neither has, nor has ever seen a dick in real life.

R423 Where's the other 13 inches we've been promised????

Armie and the Angry Inch

Why do some people regard Armie Hammer with such utter hostility?

money, looks, fame...

R423 there is another version at another red carpet where Cavill looks restrained. I can't link for some reason but Google Armie henry hug and you'll find it. Cavill is smiling but like a woman being groped might smile.

R422 Armie allegedly has a tiny cock. That's why it's hard to see but clearly tenting.

Cavill's look reads "Are those your keys, or is the Angry Onch happy to see me?"

^^ Inch. Don't know why my auto correct chose onch lol

R427 Armie and his wife used to be liked before both started treating fans, especially Timmy fans, but even their own, with hostility. The fact the blinds still continue about Timmy shows, they're still antagonizing Timmy's fandom. Even the dumb interactions Armie's friends continued with the Charmies is offensive to many. So they deserve what they get. Armie also antagonized the Marvel and Disney fans. Both are offensive. All because Armie is bitter he's not more famous.

R427 For me it's the fakeness.

Besides all the obvious things (Saudi Arabia, toe sucking toddler) I can’t stand his sense of entitlement. The huge hissy fit he threw over his lack of Oscar nom for Cmbyn was ridiculous. I don’t like Elizabeth either, but it is messed up that he begged her to marry him, she did (reluctantly), only for him to turn around and cheat on her multiple times. I’m also not a fan of Timmy, but I have to agree with other users who have said Armie is jealous of him. He’s also using him to stay relevant. This is why his friend Tyler feeds the Charmies. They’re his only fan base.

I thought maybe the ex posted about his birthday to both show herself in a favorable light and to bring attention to the fact that he was nowhere near his children on his birthday.

I don't see the post on her Instagram or Twitter. Maybe it was on her stories?

It's creepy that her Instagram has a a whole section dedicated to her daughter. Can't the kid grow up in peace without her mother forcing her into the public eye?

This is my first time reading an Armie thread, and after seeing him attached to Rumer, it may be my last.

[R427] Eh, he's fine. Messy, but ok. I find his attitude better than most actors in hw. And he doesn't suck up to to psychos ([R433], [R435] and they hate it. Most of the things written here about him have little basis in reality.

R437 Lol. Armie will suck up to any old psycho if they have enough money as the trip to SA proved. Or are you like that idiot flaneur on Twitter who thinks he was the only person there who wasn't paid?

[R438] I don't know if he was paid, neither do you. You assume, which is not the same as knowing. Ando honestly i don't care, based on the things goverments all over the world are doing (US most of all), SA is just one of many shitty systems. I mean, Dune was just filmed in Budapest, where the Orban led goverment is doing awful stuff, you just don't know about it (or care). And that doesn't mean i'm not gonna see the movie and so indirectly suport the regime. I'm not a fan of high horses when it comes to this.

R439 - Go back to flaneuring on Twitter you twat.

[R440] Are you having a psychotic break, what are you talking about? jfc, stan twitter is the worst.

It takes serious nerve to come to a GAY WEBSITE and blow off LGBT people being executed because it interferes with your stanning.

[R440] and i just see how cancelling hungary is gonna be a trend on tw and the mental gymnastics stans are gonna do to justify seeing dune :D

[R442] lol. I recommend you leave tw for a bit and go live in a real world for a while. You might learn something.

R435 yep. All the connections are from Armie and his friends. Timmy minds his business and so do his friends. Charmies and people who post here are the only people who even gaf about him. His movies are not getting much attention at all and definitely not because he's in them. He's probably one of the most unlikable actors because of his spoiledness. He makes me want to smack him into reality that he's only special because he's due to inherit someone else's genius. He and Liz deserved each other.

R439 ew. You have to be an Armie fan to say that creepy shit. KSA murders gays! He is considered by some a gay icon. He at the very least owes his tiny popularity to the gay community. It's the same as a white rapper aligning themselves to apartheid South Africa. He should be stoned for that trip alone. But he's a piece of shit,so he feels untouched. And he was Paid. Either in cash or favors. He went with a sex offender and a woman beater amongst other degenerates.

Armie is basically dumb as fuck. He continues to bite the hand that feeds him.

[R445][R446] Well, you seem to be the type to fit right in in KSA. Lots of violent agression toward others.

R448 his presence in KSA after the journalist was murdered was violent aggression. Face it, you stan a piece of shit.

[R449] oh please, don't pretend to care and based on the things you write about another human being, you're capable of similar things. an actor visiting a music festival, never happened before lol

R427 When I watched the CMBYN promo tour videos on youtube I thought, there's something off about this guy. I finally figured out what I was noticing was his lack of genuineness.

r312 r265

Third gf made her debut

[quote]Just days before he was spotted with his arm around Rumer Willis, Armie Hammer went on a date with Jessica Ciencin Henriquez, Page Six has learned. A source confirmed that the “Call Me by Your Name” star dined with Henriquez, who is the ex-wife of actor Josh Lucas, at West Hollywood restaurant Mamma Osteria last Monday. We’re told the lunch was their first date.

[quote]Henriquez, 34, played down the meal as romantic, later telling Page Six, “That’s just me having lunch.” But when asked how long she and Hammer had been dating, Henriquez had no comment. A rep for Hammer, 34, didn’t return Page Six’s request for comment.

[quote]Writer Henriquez filed for divorce from Lucas, 49, in January 2014 after nearly two years of marriage. The exes appeared to have reconciled in some capacity at some point, as Henriquez accused the “Sweet Home Alabama” star of cheating on her during quarantine. “But it takes a really s–t human to cheat on their partner (correction: now ex partner) in the middle of a pandemic,” Henriquez shared on social media in May. “Thank you for reminding me why I left you in the first place. I deserve better than this. Our son deserves better than this.” She and Lucas are the parents of 8-year-old son Noah.

[quote]Meanwhile, Hammer and wife Elizabeth Chambers, announced in July they were separating. Chambers, 38, filed for divorce from Hammer days after the joint announcement. She cited irreconcilable differences as the cause of the split. Hammer and Chambers share two children, 5-year-old daughter Harper and 3-year-old son Ford.

R452 LMFAO!!!

452

Again, dude has a type.

r454 beat me to it. LOL!

can't believe i'm saying it but liz is better looking than this one too

What is this bullshitery? Goes on multiple dates/pap walks with different women but makes sure that the accompanying articles mention that its not really a date and that he respects his ex-wife????

Is this - Look I'm heterosexual but I'm not interested in another relationship just yet???? But women!

Its too fucking weird.

the desert whore deserves an article too

I guess that stick from the solo pap walk was to beat all these women away from him?

In such demand!!!

R459 Honey, instahos for hire don’t get pap walks and planted articles.

R445 I wonder how Timmy feels about Armie at this point. If I were Timmy I might have some serious reservations about working with Armie again. Too much drama (off camera) and perhaps harmful to Timmy's image/reputation?

Serious doubts about whether a CMBYN sequel will/should ever get made.

[462] the dude that was photographed humping in the pool and with a boner? Sure.

I see Armie is taking a move out Chris Evans' playbook of scoring some no-strings-attached rebound sex from a woman fresh out of a long, tumultuous relationship (see Lily James).

R463 Don’t he and Armie both have the same PR firm? Someone tell them their strategy sucks.

[quote]the desert whore deserves an article too

Yeah, when is it Courtney's time to shine??

So the deleted BG blind was right after all. This can't be helping his divorce negotiations. And if the intent is to make him look more like a raging heterosexual in pursuit of the Hawkman role, someone needs to tell them that quality, not quantity would make it more credible. It's like the clown car at the circus at this point...

even dominastya got her coverage with less content than the desert whore

anyone saved the third woman BI?

The third woman BI is still available via Google cache:

The fact that the blind about the third woman got taken down and that the piece about him and Josh Lucas’ ex just now appeared tells me his PR is manipulating all this somehow. (I mean, duh, but publicists are usually a little slicker than this.)

I must say, for a man in the middle of a custody battle who’s already going to be on the hook for some serious alimony, Armie’s approach seems...odd.

The fact that the blind about the third woman got taken down and that the piece about him and Josh Lucas’ ex just now appeared tells me his PR is manipulating all this somehow. (I mean, duh, but publicists are usually a little slicker than this.)

I must say, for a man in the middle of a custody battle who’s already going to be on the hook for some serious alimony, Armie’s approach seems...odd.

r469 Thank you! !!

September 3, 2020

[Blind Gossip] This movie star’s love life is getting more interesting by the minute!

You already know that our handsome actor and his wife split.

We told you that there were some photos that were going to be released soon of our actor with a new girlfriend.

Well, guess what?

There’s a third woman!

What?!

Oh, yes!

Our handsome actor has also been spending time with a third woman…. who is the ex-wife of another famous actor! Although they filed for divorce several years ago, their relationship has actually been on and off over the past few years. In fact, they were living together in the same Home Sweet Home just a couple of months ago. Maybe for the sake of the kid/s?

Anyway, photos of Handsome with Third Woman are about to be released!

We don’t want to call Third Woman by her name yet as publicists are scrambling right now to figure out what to do about those pesky photos.

So we will just tell you that Third Woman is not famous but she is beautiful. She reminds us of Demi Moore. She and Handsome would certainly make a good-looking couple.

We don’t know how any of the two famous actors and three women are going to react when this goes public.

This is all very, very messy… and could make for a very, very interesting divorce!

Similar: Tonsils And Down South

Handsome Actor:

Other Actor:

[Optional] Predict how any of these people will respond when the photos get published!

Is anyone missing a hooker?

r462 r463 he's as trashy as his co-star

This also blows up the official narrative that he's been monastically nursing his divorce wounds out in the desert with the support of his old friends. Apparently he was standing on a street corner in L.A. holding a giant sign saying SINGLE AT LAST! and collecting numbers.

R475 It's so bizarre. Make it stop!

R474 their PR team is terrible.

Armie is terrible himself and nothing can save him, but Timmy would benefit from firing them

He’s been interviewing them for fetish acceptance.

R473 That sounds ominous

I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I’m beginning to feel a little sorry for Liz.

R480 Yes, I bet she's crying.....

all the way to the bank

R474 or maybe- here's a wild thought- he's a normal 24 yo who got caught literally with his lanta down. It doesn't have to be that deep- or a conspiracy theory- that he was with this chica for real. Having fun and simply got caught. Sad that every pap pic is some PR move when it's likely just normal dating in the spotlight

R480 He was such an idiot to not have a pre-nup. His family should have forced the issue. Or was that when he was still cut off?

R483 What, when he was so cut off his parents bought him an $850k condo in LA?

R483 He was never cut off. That was a lie to make him more relatable. He was driving up to Lee Strasberg’s acting classes in new sports cars every other week.

R485 Are you sure he wasn't just driving past?

R486 Congratulations! You made this old queen cackle!

I like Armie fine and he’s amusing, but I feel like we should all know who he is by now - a basically decent but spoiled, shallow & arrogant rich dude who will do and say anything he needs when it suits him. And he’s obviously weak, opportunistic and suggestible when it comes down to brass tacks.

If he’s not any or all of these things, he’s certainly not going out of his way to convince me otherwise.

I like Armie fine and he’s amusing, but I feel like we should all know who he is by now - a basically decent but spoiled, shallow & arrogant rich dude who will do and say anything he needs when it suits him. And he’s obviously weak, opportunistic and suggestible when it comes down to brass tacks.

If he’s not any or all of these things, he’s certainly not going out of his way to convince me otherwise.

There's an alleged 4th woman. Who do we think the victim is?

R490 I am Spartacus!

Where is this coming from, R490?

[quote]He is considered by some a gay icon

By straight girls and middle aged women on Tumblr, maybe.

[quote]I wonder how Timmy feels about Armie at this point

Because the guy who hangs out with The Weeknd is such a good judge of character?

[quote]a basically decent

I don't grant your premise.

Engagement on his Twitter profile is mostly CMBYN fans, teenage girls, a few elder women and a few gays. I't's always the same people again and again commenting to every post.

Someone said it earlier. Armie is nothing much without his Charmie fan base. It will be interesting to see what will turn them.

So, he abandoned his kids, announced divorce, spent 2 months fooling around without a care in the world

Then started a relationship with the unknown Barbie girl, but he doesn't want to make it public because it wouldn't be a good look.

Instead he pays paps to be seen with different known women, to make people talk about him and speculate, but claiming that he respects his wife too much to start a new relationship so soon (then, why? to promote himself and his upcoming movies?)

He really is an asshole and deserves to be trashed, yet no one really gives a fuck, except for a bunch of people here on DL and those crazies on Tumblr, because he really is a nobody

Timmy was torn apart for much less, since he wasn't a 34 yo dad and didn't really owe anything to anyone.

R496 Armie is a nobody. He pays for anything written about him. He is borderline so turns any prospective fans off, eventually. He should come out and get therapy.

[quote]Timmy was torn apart for much less

What was he torn apart for?

R496 Exactly. I don't know which of these relationships is real and which are to help promote his movies, but if he's actually paying PR people to make him look this way, he seriously needs to reconsider his whole approach to publicity. He just looks like a self-involved, entitled douchebag who abandoned his children in order to fuck around with no attempt at discretion. Why any of these women would want to date him is beyond me. They must have low self-esteem or they're in it for their own self-promotion. I liked him better when I thought he was a closeted gay man, but not much, and I haven't ruled out that possibility either. Now I just wish he would go away forever.

[quote]He just looks like a self-involved, entitled douchebag

...and if it quacks like a duck

photos of his lunch with ciencin henriquez lmao

[quote]Armie Hammer Seen with Josh Lucas' Ex Jessica Ciencin Henriquez amid Split from Elizabeth Chambers

[quote]Armie Hammer is moving on after his break up from Elizabeth Chambers. The Call Me By Your Name star was seen having lunch with writer Jessica Ciencin Henrique months after they both split from their respective partners. The two were seen sitting close while chatting during the meal, with Hammer photographed leaning in to talk to Ciencin Henriquez. The outing came before Hammer was later seen out walking arm-in-arm with Rumer Willis. A source tells PEOPLE Hammer is enjoying being single for the first time in his adult life. “He and his ex were together since he was 20 years old so he’s just going out and meeting people but not dating anyone," the source says.

[quote]In July, Hammer announced he and Elizabeth Chambers were separating after 13 years together. The former couple married in May 2010 and have two children together: daughter Harper Grace, 5, and son Ford Douglas Armand, 3. A source told PEOPLE, “They both still love each other very much and they’ve always been such a close knit family. I know their main focus right now is their kids and making sure nothing changes for them.”

[quote]Ciencin Henriquez announced her split from actor Josh Lucas in May, accusing him of cheating in a scathing message with the caption, "Exes are exes for a reason." The pair tied the knot in March 2012 and share one son, Noah Rev, 7, though they were off-and-on since they originally split in January 2014 when the writer filed for divorce. A source close to Lucas later claimed the two had remained exes and had not recently resumed a romantic relationship, saying "They haven’t been together in a long time. They are co-parents and have been doing so since their split in 2014."

[quote][bold]For her part, Ciencin Henriquez doesn’t seem likely to step out with Hammer again soon. “He seems like a very sweet guy, but he reminded me a bit too much of someone else,” she tells PEOPLE with a laugh.[/bold]

If this doesn't convince people he's a douche, nothing will.

Is Armie starring in his own reality dating show or something? This is getting beyond weird.

[quote ] For her part, Ciencin Henriquez doesn’t seem likely to step out with Hammer again soon. “He seems like a very sweet guy, but he reminded me a bit too much of someone else,” she tells PEOPLE with a laugh.

Was that shade or was that shade against the cheating Mr Hammer? Let’s not forget the writer Jess also wrote [quote ] it takes a really s - - - - human to cheat on their partner in the middle of a pandemic.

R504 Its like he's trying to convince everyone that although he's trying to move on he's a sensitive soul and is mindful of his wife and children. Whilst being balls deep in desert Barbie for weeks.

R503 Tyler has to make a living somehow.

R504 some PR sham he has on his hands there.

R506 That was my thinking too. Jesus what a pair. Perhaps the divorce is the real sham and the series ends up him renewing his vows on the beach.

R498 for Cabo

[quote]For her part, Ciencin Henriquez doesn’t seem likely to step out with Hammer again soon. “He seems like a very sweet guy, but he reminded me a bit too much of someone else,” she tells PEOPLE with a laugh.

Dumped on people.com? Was this part of the plan too?

[quote]Its like he's trying to convince everyone that although he's trying to move on he's a sensitive soul and is mindful of his wife and children.

it must be as you said, but he actually looks like a loser

Armie Hammer - Settle down with somebody and shut the fuck challenge!

R510 Not yet! We need this comedy to last until the November elections. There must be other Liz look-alikes in LA since he doesn’t want to go back to the actual Liz and play at fatherhood.

R501 Three books in front of Armie at the table: Heraclitus, Heptameron, and Armance

Seems like he hasn't developed adult defenses to protect him from...himself.

I'm the poster of R512: Just want to point out that I'm not a Charmie. Honest.

[quote]for Cabo

It really was only the crazies which ripped him apart over that - admittedly he has more of them than Armie, but as for the mainstream it was just mocking.

R515 So was the consensus that this was something he did on his own initiative and not a PR event?

R516 What, Cabo? No-one would've done that as a PR stunt.

Wow, Armie sure sounds thrilled about all these trailers for his new movies.

[quote]I know their main focus right now is their kids and making sure nothing changes for them.

Which is best achieved by Daddy ditching them in another country, and going for months without seeing them in order to stick his wick in anyone who stands still long enough. Meanwhile Mommy is trying to maintain the status quo by providing yet another underling to serve as a surrogate father figure, while extracting as much free shit as she can.

R505 desert barbie? Haven't you got the memo? He's dating everyone. Barbie wasn't unique. Why are you fixated on her,?

These tabloids have obtained actual quotes from him. He's very thirsty. Wants that Hawkman role.

Liz was a beard. Of course they're in this together. She's raising his heir.

A lot of the Charmies are on Hammer's payroll. That's why they're laughing this off but tore apart Cabo.

R523 This is delusional.

R524 his friend group communicate regularly with Charmies. His ex wife watches their accounts. They're the only true fans he has but you think a man who pretended he was happily married up to the date of his divorce, has pappz on speed dial daily, has his PR, his ex and him lurking and posting on places like tumblr is not going to plant a few PR fans? Both Armie and Liz even sometimes answer fan DMs. These people are relentless with their thirst to make him finally happen.

If even part of it is PR, it's slightly hilarious that he puts so much effort into this, yet no effort into his actual job as an actor. From paying someone else to do his research to having to be told how to perform every scene, to his utter lack of effort in building any kind of anticipation for the Rebecca trailer release. For someone desperate to be a star, you'd think he'd actually try to do the professional stuff.

R525 Pardon my ignorance. But aren't the charmies the ones who actively promote the idea that armie is in a sexual/romantic relationship with Timmy (more than 4 years after filming)? Why would any of Armie's people support and encourage the charmies?

I'm obviously not as familiar with this stuff as a lot of you guys so please explain the situation for me.

Thanks for your indulgence.

Armie Hammer owns a condo in Allure on Sahara near Las Vegas Blvd right above where my GF has been living for 12 years. Many sports stars also rent or own condos in the building.

Yes she's encountered him a few times. He used to throw his cigarette butts out his window and onto her patio as he doesn't have a balcony.

GF said he's a lot more gorgeous in person and of course very tall but a bit of a douche. She's a super strong person but had trouble arguing with him due to his physical appeal.

Anyway Armie Hammer also wanted to change the elevator markings by adding PH to his unit/floor. Even sent his lawyer to the HOA meeting. No go.

Just saw Mulan at a small party at her condo where I heard this latest gossip. No Armie Hammer hasn't been around for quite awhile, and there are a LOT of Covid-19 restrictions at Allure Condos.

R526 he once said he'd do anything for money. Saudi Arabia proved he was telling the truth. He is the best actor in his private life. Look how fake his marriage was. He was talking about how proud he was of lizzie up to the very end and he's still selling his ex instahoe saying he respects her. She is the mother of his kids after all and knows all his secrets. He's fake, fake, fake. And imo gay,gay, gay.

R528 is his condo the penthouse or is he just clowning?

[quote]She's a super strong person but had trouble arguing with him due to his physical appeal.

Meaning that confronted with his gorgeousness all her anger dried up, or that when confronted with a 6'5 dude she felt too intimidated to complain?

Your GF’s account of Armie is doing nothing to change my impression of him as an entitled douchenozzle.

Your GF’s account of Armie is doing nothing to change my impression of him as an entitled douchenozzle.

R530, There isn't an officially named PH at Allure.

R531, GF was definitely NOT too intimidated to complain to Hammer directly, and to tell him off. I'm assuming that she wished he had apologized to her by asking to be her sub for the night. Also don't think she knew who her neighbor was or what he actually looked like when she 1st banged on his condo door.

GF has no issues confronting the pro-ballers that live or rent (for their lovers) condos at Allure when it's necessary.

lol i remember the same story about AH on reddit in one of those celebritiy askreddit threads.

What's the problem with casual dating when you're single? The pandemic calls for restraint but other than that let him soack it up with girls and/or guys and everything in between.

R536 I'm guessing you're not a divorce lawyer?

R530, I was out my GF condo again last night for a small party & screening of Mulan. As we sat on her high up balcony she pointed out Armie Hammer's condo a few floors above He doesn't have a balcony like most penthouses. Assuming he wanted visitors to think that he had the very best condo in the building.

R536 The problem is that while your estranged wife and little kids have been in the Caribbean for 2 months while you fuck around LA, in the middle of a custody battle, it tends not to go over well.

R538 Buys a second class penthouse. What a tool!

Are we getting any kind of red carpet for Rebecca and DOTN? Who wants to bet on which sidepiece he’ll drag out?

R541 Dakota Johnson would look good hanging off his arm.

Mind you she's probably too good for him.

Hell, I'm too good for him and I'm not all that.

From what I’ve seen of Dakota and her tolerance for bullshit, she’d probably tell Armie to fuck right off.

R543 She's a certified fag-hag. They'll get on fine.

Someone got pissed off at Blind Gossip. Its quite the hatchet job.

R545 Holy shit. Anne Helen, is that you?

Are they saying the third woman is Timothée Chalamet? Lolz

R547 It reads like its been written by a Charmie. It probably was.

R548 No Charmie would say that Armie wants an orgy with all those women and that he probably whacks off to a picture of Demi Moore.

[quote] to throw his cigarette butts out his window and onto her patio as he doesn't have a balcony.

His career is doing so badly he can't afford an ashtray?

[quote]There isn't an officially named PH at Allure.

It's pretty obvious what R530 was asking - is his unit on the top floor?

R549 It reads to be as if they're ridiculing his heterosexuality. He can throw a 100 Demi Moores into the mix but he still won't pass muster as a leading man - "he needs to be convincing as the heterosexual romantic lead"

Its a weird article

R462,

[quote] If I were Timmy I might have some serious reservations about working with Armie again.

HWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHWHWHWWHWWWAAHHAHAHAHA.....

Get a grip, Armie is not Harvey Weinstein. Why does the DL allow Gen-Zers to post on here?

[quote]Yes she's encountered him a few times. He used to throw his cigarette butts out his window and onto her patio as he doesn't have a balcony.

Strange, given how even a quick Google of Allure apartments shows they don't have windows which open.

Timothee has just liked Armie's post.

Oh God. The Charmies are upon us.

When are they not?

Charmie, sweetheart. Why hasn’t Armie liked his lover’s trailer post? This thread is not for you, dearest.

R557 I imagine he's rather tied up at the moment.

Or somebody else will be.

R494, just like this thread. The kind of teens that would be outraged at a free man having sex.

Oh, the fangurl's back too.

is this the newest armie thread? the search fuction isn't working

If Timmy has any reservations about working with Armie again it can only be for Charmies. Because they are crazy and if the sequel is ever made, it will feed even more their delusions.

I doubt Timmy would ever burn bridges, no smart person does it, networking is everything in every industry. I mean, he even liked his IG post for Rebecca, and Timmy is too smart to actually find that stupid caption funny.

We can judge what a dumb, childish asshole he is just from his social media activities, imagine being a normal IQ person and spending with him the amount of time Timmy has spent with him. Of course Timmy already knows what a nut-job Armie is, if not before, he must have known at least after his Oscar nominations meltdown

R414 Point taken. I was thinking about sources like Page Six. I don't really follow or am I familiar with web gossip sites that carry BIs. I didn't even know what CDAN was. Thanks for clarifying this for me.

R559 Who is outraged in this thread? You missed the tone completely. The comments thus far are more about ridicule, amusement, disbelief, and dislike. No one actually cares about Mr. Hammer's parade of sexual partners (or is it just a pretense of a parade for some inexplicably odd PR mission?). Either way, it's mildly entertaining to watch someone make an ass out of themselves so here we are.

R553 "Each unit boasts floor to ceiling windows, offering you breathtaking views..."

And similar text where this comes from (google search).

Floor to ceiling windows don't usually open unless they're balcony portals and it was stated by our expert that Armie doesn't have a balcony.

Yes please use "Armie Hammer now just a wanton slut" once this thread fills up, the title is so amusing.

R550, GF unit is on the 37th floor of Allure. I'll have to ask her in a couple of days when I next see her if AH's unit is actually the top floor or just above her balcony.

Either way why would he make such an effort have his lawyer change the designations of the elevator to his condo to clearly ID as PH for penthouse? Didn't he realize how much effort the HOA was enduring at the time to comply to the extreme degree with Covid-19 restrictions? There's huge bottles of hand sanitizer and etc everywhere next to the valet, at the entrance, in the lobby, in all of the elevators, etc as well as huge signs.

GF says management spies on everyone to make sure all who ride in the elevator wear a mask, as well as when using the condo workout room.

Desert Barbie is back.

she posted a story with archie and pearl lmao in armie's bed. pearl is the cutest gf

Tim likes Armie's trailer and then the ex-wife, Liz liked Timmy's post..

They are trolling us.

We're heading for Bunny Boiler territory. I will not be ignored Armie!

R570 Trolling you maybe. The rest of us couldn't give a shit.

R562 there's an interview after Armie threw his hissy fit in Rome that asks which of them is the most annoying. Armie looks sheepishly at Timmy and insinuated that it was Armie who was the most annoying. Of course Timmy was diplomatic but you can tell it was true. To a person who isn't thick, Armie is a pain in the ass. He soon weird.

Archie and Pearl awwwwww Must say Pearl is a little cutie

R567 Just going to skip over the posts pointing out the windows don't open?

And besides that little point, I can't even see how it's possible to throw something on someone else's balcony, given they all are covered by the balcony above. And not to mention the apartments above your girlfriend's level all have terraces.

I've spent a few hours on the 37th floor balcony of Allure a couple of times in the last month. I didn't see a balcony above me. I will have to ask GF in a couple of days for clarification.

I do know that GF is very honest and not generally impressed with celebs as she regularly talks as a fellow long term condo owner to ballers and sports team owners. However she is a sucker for a gorgeous, studly body. She's 5'4" like me and her ex-LEO husband was 6'3" She says AH is taller.

By comparison another higher floor condo resident used to stare with his buds when she had GF over for sunbathing. I asked her what the jerk looked like and she was rather disparaging. Then again she hadn't met his buds.

Armie didn't like the Dune teaser LMAO. He's so jealous.

R577 He's been very busy all day. Since what 5:30am Armie?

Timmy is just showing support for his ex costar's new movie, as people would expect from him. Being resentful towards ex costars is not a good look, that's what Armie is doing and he's not looking good

It seems to me that Liz has always kept liking Timmy's stuff through the years. So, it's not surprising at all that she liked his Dune post. Only Armie doesn't give a fuck about looking like a normal person.

[quote]I'll have to ask her in a couple of days when I next see her if AH's unit is actually the top floor or just above her balcony.

Or you could just text her. But I guess waiting a couple of days will be enough to ensure this thread is filled up and your posts forgotten, eh?

R577 Well, his trailer was released 1 day before Dune. I guess, tomorrow not even Charmies will be talking about Rebecca anymore, let alone the rest of their shared fandom

LMAO

R572, sure, that's why there are at least 4 active threads about this guy, because none of you 'gives a shit'. What would you do if you did care, I wonder...

R582 I give a shit about Armie and his craziness just not any of you vapid Timmy/Liz liked this bullshit.

I was wondering what Armie’s divorce lawyer thinks about all this and then I Googled her out of curiosity. Basically her take is “Your personal life is not my problem.”

^ Her take on clients in general, I mean. Not just Armie.

However, the moment her client's personal life starts making her job more difficult...

Or the moment it means his alimony payments just went up about 500 %.

I just can't deal with this guy's messy bullshit anymore. I really wanted to be able to like him. Yuck!

[quote]I really wanted to be able to like him

Why?

He’s entertaining in an exasperating sort of way, but yeah...he’s walking proof that money doesn’t buy you class.

This is how you know that some of the Charmies are part of his PR team the way they spin his PR activities and are selectively ignoring the fact he has ignored Timothée on social media for about 3 years. Lol. If he doesn't like the trailer(and they lurk so his PR will be instructing him to) then his hate is so far gone it's insane.

Not to mention he posts the same time as Timothée like a stalker. He's worse than his creepy wife.

R591 I thought Armie and Chalamet used the same PR people. I'd really like to have some kind of accurate overview of the dynamics of all of this.

Don't you know tabloids work an angle that fits a narrative they're trying to sell? Josh Lucas divorced Armie's lunch date 8 years ago. Exes are exes for a reason, she wrote, and that applies to her too. They keep hooking up and breaking up over and over. Its not like he cheated on his wife in the middle of a pandemic as she claimed. Nor did Armie. He played along despite being separated. Jessica is bitchy and thirsty af

Sweet Home Alabama' Star Josh Lucas' Ex-Wife Roasts Him as She Unloads Stuff on Craigslist "

R594 if he was separated why play along? What was their goal? What proof do you have that they were separated? They were loving together in the Caymans.

So Armie will be at this event on Saturday - Don't mention the SA trip though hey...

It says it's LIVE so let's hope the bitch gets messy.

Maybe he'll turn up drunk and cop off with one of RuPaul's drag queens

Come on Shangela make it happen!

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