Van Jones

Troll thread. Race-bait. Nothing to see here.

R1 must be from Kiev. He is using reverse troll psychology. Nice try.

Gurl, politics aside, you couldn't tell me shit if Van Jones was my side-piece. Hell, he would even be my side-piece anymore cause I would tell everybody

OP may be race baiting, it's not uncommon on here, but in this case, as a progressive, yes, I can say Van drives me nuts. He can't keep his emotions in check and he gets swept away every time a Republican shows one, momentary iota of good sense (at least in Van's estimation).

He and Kim are fucking.

Can’t be trusted

Van does have a penchant for white meat.

I find it hilarious that Van is the father of the late Billy Carter's grandchildren.

[quote] He also is rumored to be KANYE'S side piece of beef these days.

Fixed that for you.

I think he meant she “hates law books” because I doubt she even reads at all. Just because she watches crime stories on YouTube doesn’t mean she understands the legal system much less legalese. She has the intelligence of a golf ball.

Is the Van Jones jonesing the Kimmy Kardashian? Svetlana, make me a vodka!

I’m gonna make two comments that will probably get me yelled at on here.

1). Kim Kardashian is not as dumb as you all think. I think behind the “character of Kim” there is a savvy business woman, along with her mother, who took the Gabor shtick and rode it all the way to the bank. Kanye needs Kim, not the other way around.

2) I know Van Jones. We are not BFFs or anything, but I know him. Nice, smart, and trying to create a power player/broker brand. As long as he’s at the table, he doesn’t care who’s hosting. If you get my drift.

R12, so he bottoms?

He's a shameless self-promoter and contrarian. I don't like any of his commentary - he always hedges his bets with Republicans and blames Democrats. ALWAYS. As if it makes him smart.

He smeared Clinton for saying Tulsi Gabbard was a spokesperson for Putin. Hillary was RIGHT.

He's way too comfy with some Republicans. I don't understand why he is where he is.

R14, Clinton actually never said Tulsi. She was actually referring to Jill Stein when she made those comments. Jill is certainly a Russian asset but the fact that Tulsi got so defensive (when Clinton didn't even name her) speaks for itself.

This asshole spoke at CPAC. CPAC! Republicans may be a FAR right party now, but Van Jones is just another center-right Dem. If Trump is defeated in November and some quote-unquote "respectable" Republican becomes the defacto leader of the party, I would not be one bit surprised if Van ends up joining the Republican party.

Van Jones is the ultimate opportunist.

Who will be enjoying Van's cock later tonight?

R15 - no, Van Jones' comments were about Hillary's statements regarding Tulsi.

That was one of the most extraordinary moments you have ever seen in American politics, period, and he did something extraordinary. And for people who have been hoping that he would become unifying, hoping that he might find some way to become presidential, they should be happy with that moment. For people who have been hoping that maybe he would remain a divisive cartoon, which he often finds a way to do, they should begin to become a little bit worried tonight, because that thing you just saw him do—if he finds a way to do that over and over again, he's going to be there for eight years. Now, there was a lot that he said in that speech that was counterfactual, that was not right, that I oppose and will oppose. But he did something tonight that you cannot take away from him. He became president of the United States.

Van Jones is a hot mess. He always manages some gibberish saying positive things about Trump and is really ideologically unsound. He is self-impressed because he is very handsome, but a quick look at his CV reveals that except for his current news personality job, he's never held a job in his entire adult life for more than two years. Never. I imagine that's because that's when he starts to show his true colors and people are eager to get rid of him. I would guess he has a disruptive personality. He does not seem like a team player at all.

So which gay prostinurse is that guy fucking?

Van is one of those people, who every now and then, does something that tells you that he knows his way around another man's penis. It's like the quintessential cruising move where you hold eye contact entirely too long with the other guy to show that you think he's hot! He has tell-tell signs that tells me he's at least been with another man. Just like this instance where he "kissed" Jeffrey Lord on set. I've seen that look. even if it's not what he said, it's that look that says "I'm gonna suck your dick so hard that you pass out!"

I hate that weepy, pontificator. I can’t grab the remote fast enough when I see him on CNN.

Vaj Nose

I know who these cretins are but the female face in OP's pic is so fucking photoshopped that Helen Fucking Keller can tell! And who cares? Any Kanye-related shit is dead to me. He's a dangerous charlatan who would see disaster as a way to enhance the sales of his filthy branded sicknesses.

Kanye can perform with women, as long as they have a dick.

Van has been on Wendy Williams' talk show several times and revealed to her that he was a shy and nerdy kid.

BTW, Van is a buddy of Meghan McCain's. She was one of his first guests on his weekend show on CNN, which seems to have disappeared.

Not a fan. He is clearly a Republican masquerading . What I can't tell is why. He loves money, fame and attention and could surely do much better with all 3 if he just landed a job at Fox "News". He literally bends over and spreads his cheeks when in the same room with Jared. Maybe his family threatened to spank his hot ass if he defected parties - no clue. But yeah - I don't pay attention to anything that comes out of his mouth.

Van is the man for the Meghan McCain's of the world.

Kim K. knows how much $$ is out there for a Van Jones sex tape and she would be happy to oblige it seems. Van, you in danger gurl, check the room for cameras everytime.

He made unsavory comments about Michelle Obama’s looks in 2016. Many people claimed that he is too besotted with white females to appreciate a black woman. Some still have not forgiven him. He’s a bottom feeding hack, like Toure’. They talk out of both sides of their mouths and they cannot be trusted.

R32 . . .

CNN commentator Van Jones stirred some controversy with a brief mention of first lady Michelle Obama's skin color after her speech Monday night at the Democratic National Convention.

Jones acknowledged he was "bawling" during the speech, during which Obama described her concerns for her daughters' future and thanked Hillary Clinton for proving to them that a woman could become president.

“If you weren’t moved by that, go see the doctor,” Jones said after host Anderson Cooper noticed him getting emotional. “Every American has to appreciate what it means for a woman like her to have grown up in Chicago, dark-skinned, not the classically beautiful woman according to the standards of that time, to be able to come out here. She gave a clinic on how to connect with the American people.”

Black Supremast

Reminder that Obama fired his ass.

R32 - I think that's the irritating point - he DOES speak out of both sides of his mouth. He kisses Republicans' asses in order to have something different to say than the rest of the Dem commentators.

And he slams Dems all the time. He famously said that it's not the KKK we have to worry about with race, it's the white Hillary Clinton supporters who use race when they feel threatened (e.g. the Central Park woman).

What? Why throw in they are Hillary Clinton supporters? It's inflammatory bullshit like this that makes me hate him. Oh, it's the white DEMS that have the biggest racial problem - ok, got it, Van.

With good reason. He is a fucking Oreo pretending to be a revolutionary. He makes me more sick than actual “black“ Republicans because he’s doing their work for them.

Do with the Democrats say or you ain’t black. Period.

Joe Biden is blacker than this shufflin’ head-scratchin’ shuckin-and-jivin’ Uncle Tom.

I lost all respect for him permanently when he said Trump "became presidential tonight" at a SOTU. He is nothing but a Trump shill.

Van can definitely throw a mean fuck. I can tell just by his attitude/personality. He’s hot.

[quote] Van can definitely throw a mean fuck. I can tell just by his attitude/personality. He’s hot.

Because that’s what’s important when the social and political fabric of the nation is at stake because of pandering Uncle Tom journalists like Jones. 🙄🙄

Van can enjoy all the white pussy he can get and still be pro-black women. It is not mutually exclusive.

But he's not R42. He's not pro black anything but Van Jones.

Why was he fired by Obama? Anybody know the tea on that one?

I can see what Kim K likes about him, mmmmm...

Van's a hot bitch. But his triflin ass is not worth chasing. His wife would murder Kim K with her bare hands. Kim has had better anyway. Not recently though. The memes about lame ass Van Jones sucking Tr*mps dick are pretty fun though. Van deserves NO respect. He's eyefucking you right now. Can you feel it?

I'm sexy and I know it. Chris Cuomo is a wallflower next to me. How did I end up here?

From the looks of her I’m sure she does eat law books, and anything else not nailed down. She can’t be too bright if she’s married to a mentally ill dumbass

ABG

R46, Van and his wife recently divorced.

[quote]Because that’s what’s important when the social and political fabric of the nation is at stake because of pandering Uncle Tom journalists like Jones.

MARY!

Van has always been a fraud and a poseur. I can't stand his 52 year old lying flabby ass.

R5 I agree, for sure

I’d still hit it.

Whenever he's on, I just mute the volume and have myself a good stare session at this beautiful specimen of a man.

KK just fucking her way to the top, as per ushe.

I vote for self-promoting huckster but he is hot. I don't understand R56 -- What hill is KK climbing that Van is considered the 'top'?

He's very hot. I would eat out his ass for hours.

[quote]Jones acknowledged he was "bawling" during the speech,

He was "balling" during the speech.

Fixed it for you, R33.

If you were that handsome and you wanted to cheat on your wife, why would you do it with a stupid, middle-aged, plastic-injected, skanky, never-was like Kim Kardashian?

The only point of appeal I can imagine she possesses is her bank account, in which case he really must be a terrible person.

[quote] He claims Kim Kardashian "eats law books"

Someone should point out to her that food is kept in the refrigerator and she wouldn't have this problem.

I like Van Jones. He's smart and he properly acknowledges when people on the right admit when they're wrong.

Overall, he is on the side of the Libs, which is fine by me.

I don't care what he thinks about KK

Van is perplexing, one moment he will make a wise reasoned statement that will impress me and the next moment he will say something that makes him sound really stupid. How ever he is still ten times better than Rick Santorum, almost everything he says is stupid.

He is forever playing the equivalency card for both political parties. Whenever I see him on a panel I switch channels because I know he's going to say something to piss me off. And numerous time has praised Trump for doing something normal. Just stop the fucking normalizing of Trump. There is nothing normal or acceptable in what he says and does. Van Jones plays both sides regardless of facts or morality. He's like the black Rick Santorum.