What a pathetic cunt.
When she was a teen model she came to Australian Fashion Week. I was doing work-experience as an events planner and everyone said Ivanka was very nice. She hung with the other teens and had no airs and graces.
That's why everyone hates her now - she has the common sense and underlying decency to be a good person, but she has chosen not to.
Cunt.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | August 26, 2020 10:49 AM |
Sorry but half the country girls I see here in Romania are 100 times prettier and nobody has any money from daddy for surgery. They work 2 jobs for 14 hours a day, subsist in their teens at on farm vegetables and goat milk (maybe that is their secret?) With the occasional fast food binge and look 100 times better than this Repuke idiot. If I wasn't gay and 20 years younger I would rather marry a modest and down to earth woman than this spoiled and corrupt "barbie" who at least understands what it means to work for your food.
Ivanka and Paris Hilton embody all the disgusting elements of today's tacky American women. When you think we had women who crossed Appalachia and were strong...even as I get older and think it's time to throw in my lot with a woman, I just can't stand these characters as much as I can't stand the screeching harpies that argue over a mask or invade gay bars.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | August 26, 2020 10:58 AM |
In every one of those photos from the Vanity Fair article, she looks mentally challenged.
She must have had her second or third face back then! What a homely looking Plain Jane. Ivanka was never model material.
I cannot believe Vivienne Westwood had stooped so low to use Ivanka in one of her shows! HORRORS!
by Anonymous | reply 4 | August 26, 2020 11:14 AM |
Bloof-lipped cunt bitch.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | August 26, 2020 11:45 AM |
She’s hideous! Lmao
by Anonymous | reply 6 | August 26, 2020 11:47 AM |
I prefer her as a model to her current gig.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | August 26, 2020 11:50 AM |
[quote]I prefer her as a model to her current gig.
Isn't she still essentially a model? A model for the GOP? A typical blond GOP empty-headed talentless Barbie.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | August 26, 2020 12:06 PM |
She looks Jewish in the pew surgery photos.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | August 26, 2020 12:06 PM |
*pre
by Anonymous | reply 10 | August 26, 2020 12:07 PM |
I expect an "I Claudius" ending to this dynasty with Melania feeding Donald poisoned mushrooms and locking Ivanka in a room with no windows, starving her to death. Her private doctor will take care of the boys. One will die violently on a hunting trip and the other will be stabbed viciously by Melania's sorted private security/lovers. Melania will leave Tiffany alone. She is rather like Uncle Claw-Claw, isn't she?
by Anonymous | reply 11 | August 26, 2020 12:13 PM |
Stunning! What a beauty!
Such style! Such grace! Such a face!
by Anonymous | reply 12 | August 26, 2020 12:18 PM |
It's so refreshing to finally have a First Lady with grace and beauty.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | August 26, 2020 12:19 PM |
To me there's striking similarities between Ivanka and Soon-Yi Allen. In both cases, the old man paid for doing mother and daughter at the same time by giving the daughter the whip hand over him. Both Woody and Donald have to give their daughter-wives everything they want so they don't talk.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | August 26, 2020 12:20 PM |
OP is jealous of how FABULOUS Ivanka is!!!
by Anonymous | reply 15 | August 26, 2020 12:21 PM |
From a purely aesthetic sense as it relates to beauty/ modeling, Ivanka would be quite uniquely beautiful if she had a chin. The other thing wrong with her face and how odd it looks is her awful nose job. It’s whittled down too small in proportion to her facial features. What she should have gone for under the knife was a chin implant instead and kept her original nose. Her original nose actually worked with her wide-set eyes and her height. The smaller nose belongs on a face with delicate features and more petite and small-boned woman, not a 6-foot Brunhilda.
Editorially scary aside, the photo in R1 actually shows a symmetric, oval-shaped face with photogenic, wide-set eyes and uniquely beautiful, full lips (in width but not length). But like I say the only thing that’s off is the lack of a chin to balance out the face.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | August 26, 2020 12:29 PM |
Any intelligence, reasonable thinking and self-awareness which may have once been there is long gone now R2.
We only have to throw our minds back that #unwantedivanka time...
Oh dear R15.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | August 26, 2020 12:32 PM |
She appears to be storing summer's bounty in her cheeks in anticipation of a long, long winter.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | August 26, 2020 12:32 PM |
Ees modeling? Ees not real modeling if no show your vageenah.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | August 26, 2020 12:32 PM |
R2 I read the same about her during college - that she was normal and friendly. I assume it was Ivanna’s influence. Anyway, she definitely has the body for modeling.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | August 26, 2020 12:35 PM |
And forgotten they should be.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | August 26, 2020 12:37 PM |
Graceless, plastic, boring and a lead-ass cunt.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | August 26, 2020 12:38 PM |
Admittedly from the neck down, Ivanka is impressive.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | August 26, 2020 12:42 PM |
R23 Yes, tits that don't have the same balance and look off center are always impressive, if you are in a freak show that is.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | August 26, 2020 12:57 PM |
The human body wasn't designed to carry subcutaneous sacks of crap, no matter how heavily sold that idea is by the cosmetic surgery industry. Even the best filled chest cavity is bound to go tilt in time.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | August 26, 2020 1:02 PM |
Melania is just the same. She’s catalog material or commercial not a supermodel.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | August 26, 2020 1:06 PM |
Melania only did porn shoots with her massive plastic titties and vag hanging out advertising her services R26. If she really was a model then I wonder where her modelling photos are? I can't find them.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | August 26, 2020 1:15 PM |
R23 Impressive I guess from a plastic surgery POV. Her tits were so enlarged that when she first debuted them in public, everyone in NYC society was quite turned off by her porn tits. Her natural tits went great with her athletic build and she looked balanced with them. These plastic titties are nasty when she shows them off in tight dresses and tops. They’re too unnaturally round like early Pam Anderson tits, and they look like they sag without her wearing a good bra.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | August 26, 2020 1:16 PM |
Some of you are acting like you were never delusional and overconfident in your early adulthood. The problem is Ivanka has used that to enrich herself.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | August 26, 2020 1:19 PM |
She was never modeling material. Unless it was Fashion Week at the Institute For The Blind.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | August 26, 2020 1:40 PM |
Reminds me a bit of Pattie Boyd.
Looks don’t matter for models these days, it’s who your parents are.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | August 26, 2020 1:45 PM |
Patti Boyd was a top model in the 60s? Wow, I guess the makeup of that era made the model. She looks like s pretty supermarket checkout girl not a top model.
I actually don’t find pre-surgery Ivanka to be ugly aside from undersized chin for her face. In fact she had that society girl-model face that’s not cookie cutter beautiful but has a bit of photogenic quality to it. Sort of like a Sophie Dahl, models who weren’t really stunningly gorgeous but had interesting faces. Stella Tennant was another society girl who became successful for her unique look.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | August 26, 2020 2:21 PM |
R1, she looks like Joy Reid in white face.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | August 26, 2020 2:23 PM |
R26 - I hate get but disagree. Had she not had that dour look and taken better care of her teeth and eschewed the implants she had the bone structure and regular features of a supermodel. She needed professional agency guidance but at that height and build and with her chiseled features, which she neglected in favor of a cheaper look, she had potential. This is the reason Vairst Laidee is insufferable but easier on the eyes than other Rebupe women. Ivanka never had any but had she stayed Democrat (as she originally was when she married her plastic husband) and led a quiet life with her money, she could have been ok...wrong parenting.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | August 26, 2020 2:36 PM |
Compare pre-facial surgery Ivanka to surgeried-up Ivanka, and you can tell she had a subtle chin implant. It makes a big difference in balancing out her face, except it made it more obvious that her nose is woefully small for her face.
You can see in her before and after surgery photos on the linked site that her receding chin made it impossible for her to be photographed well from the side. But she had some nice frontal shots.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | August 26, 2020 2:49 PM |
I read an article about Ivanka's modeling career years ago--long before her father was President--and an agent interviewed for the article said that if it weren't for her father's name, Ivanka would have been a third-tier model living in Miami and hustling to get catalog work. That description always stuck with me.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | August 26, 2020 2:56 PM |
Daddy’s Lil Cumdump
by Anonymous | reply 37 | August 26, 2020 2:58 PM |
Age 19 before the plastic surgery fug and odious politics. She looks photogenic when facing front. You can tell that she does have slight overbite that makes her mid-face protrude a bit even with mouth closed or here with her smiling. However, the slight overbite combined with weak chin (dominant Trump genes) ruin her profile shots.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | August 26, 2020 3:00 PM |
She looks like Heather Matarazzo.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | August 26, 2020 3:00 PM |
If she grew up in a trailer park in Ohio she’d be working at Taco Bell.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | August 26, 2020 3:02 PM |
[quote]Age 19 before the plastic surgery fug and odious politics.
No, that's an obvious nose job in the photo you linked. I can imagine how much work this Barbie airhead had since was a teen. She's on about her third or fourth face!
by Anonymous | reply 41 | August 26, 2020 3:06 PM |
R41 yes it was her first nose job and a good, subtle one that still fit her face. She should’ve stopped then and gotten the chin implant and call it a day. Instead she looks freakish on a good day and ugly on a bad day.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | August 26, 2020 3:14 PM |
What becomes a semi-ostrich most
by Anonymous | reply 44 | August 26, 2020 3:44 PM |
Ivanka really has a resemblance to Eric in the pic at R38!
by Anonymous | reply 45 | August 26, 2020 3:47 PM |
Even the Hadids and Jenners are better looking than Ivanka. The bar is quite low, however.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | August 26, 2020 3:58 PM |
R1 looks like Marilyn Manson.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | August 26, 2020 4:02 PM |
If her father didn't taint the name, she could have run and stolen the game by far. She's far more concealed and keeps her corruption fairly hush hush. She is also a wonderful smooth talker and in combination with her looks and personality can really manipulate people to go against themselves with it being obvious.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | August 26, 2020 4:17 PM |
This thread could have been epic if it had been about Ivanka Trump's Forgotten Yodeling Years.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | August 26, 2020 4:48 PM |
I’m writing an unauthorized bio about Donald’s inappropriate behavior: Ivanka Trump's Forgotten “Cuddling” Tears
by Anonymous | reply 51 | August 26, 2020 4:52 PM |
Chinless whore
by Anonymous | reply 52 | August 26, 2020 4:56 PM |
Ivanka Trump’s Verboten Waddling Fears
by Anonymous | reply 53 | August 26, 2020 4:58 PM |
Douche
by Anonymous | reply 54 | August 26, 2020 4:58 PM |
It was the family business. Great Grandpa had a stable of girls up in the Yukon.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | August 26, 2020 5:07 PM |
In looking at her before and after photos, I think she had a more drastic correction with mandibular surgery, not just a chin implant. Along with all the other additions, nips, tucks and injections.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | August 26, 2020 6:02 PM |
Hahahahah thanks for that , R46!
by Anonymous | reply 58 | August 26, 2020 6:33 PM |
[quote]She looks Jewish in the pew surgery photos.
Maybe, Donald isn't her bio dad.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | August 26, 2020 6:46 PM |
Oh, Donald is definitely her bio dad. Ivana couldn't have contributed more than half of that ugly.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | August 26, 2020 6:51 PM |
I remember when I first saw her modeling..I think was that CNN show hosted by Elsa Klensch and I thought damn that is one weird looking girl. No chin and no cheekbones. There is no way in hell she would have been a model in the real world she was just a name
by Anonymous | reply 61 | August 26, 2020 7:05 PM |
She has a nice body, great legs, but her head is tiny and looks odd on the extreme length of her torso and limbs.
Her current face is simply a product of expensive plastic surgery. Pretty but fake looking.
I hate the way she speaks, she sounds so controlled. Basically, she's a freak of altered nature.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | August 26, 2020 7:47 PM |
Fembot
by Anonymous | reply 63 | August 26, 2020 8:01 PM |
Wonder if her kids look anything like her
by Anonymous | reply 64 | August 26, 2020 8:52 PM |
The poster saying Melanomia had catalogue or editorial value as a model is wrong.
Melanomia has no grace, cannot move, is repressed, and projects a sense of heaviness and immobility. And her proportions have been bad since she turned 20.
It's not her fault that she could only get work as greasy cheesecake, and certainly she wasn't the one pouring oil on her inert limbs and tits every time a camera was in the room. But she is responsible for her inability to ever look like a human being, except in photos taken after the Barbara Bush funeral ceremony, surrounded by people who despise her husband and everything her life stands for.
I do hope she becomes a drunk and loves driving at night with the headlights off in the hills of her homeland once her current Putz is in prison.
Ivanka the Leech has nothing to offer except the blood of others that she has ingested. She shows a different lack of humanity, because she only related to Daddy for the camera and for the world.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | August 26, 2020 9:50 PM |
#NeverForget
by Anonymous | reply 67 | August 26, 2020 11:25 PM |
I always thought she resembled a bird. And not in a good way.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | August 27, 2020 2:46 AM |
r68 Is there a good way to resemble a bird?
by Anonymous | reply 69 | August 27, 2020 3:26 AM |
How many nose jobs do we think she’s had? I think they did a fabulous job, by the way (all of them). The only thing that was a mistake were her tits, but her daddy likes em that way.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | August 27, 2020 5:52 AM |
Ivanka's little daughter looks just like her (pre-plastic surgery). When will the kid start to alter her face?
by Anonymous | reply 71 | August 27, 2020 5:58 AM |
r71 Just like Francis inherited Courtney's pre-surgery face.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | August 27, 2020 10:51 AM |
She had already had her first nose job in OP’s photo. And soon after got a small chin implant but over the years has had bigger chin implants placed as well as more nose jobs and cheeks and everything else. I think it’s a huge improvement but I like her hair and teeth more natural instead of bleached and veneered. She used to have a great reputation for being very down to earth in NYC. She totally sold out.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | August 27, 2020 11:17 AM |
She sold out when she became THE saleslady for Trump Inc money laundering. The sons are useless. Ivanka was the agent for all that real estate and all the dirty money. This is why gay face Kusher is a good partner because they are in the same business - dirty real estate.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | August 27, 2020 11:22 AM |
r68 Same here - a BIG bird. I remember seeing her on The Apprentice and thinking her clothes never fitted her properly. She's tall and her outfits always seemed too short and bunched up around her high waist and big tits. Anyway, she's certainly 'good looking' in a flashy, bright blond way - hair, teeth, etc., - but somehow manages to look completely manufactured.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | August 27, 2020 11:52 AM |
M-O-O-N spells Ugly Moon Face.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | August 27, 2020 11:54 AM |
Ivanka is Blue Steel!
by Anonymous | reply 77 | August 27, 2020 12:33 PM |
shes tall and has great legs.
everything else is a mess.
no integrity.
a grifter.
by Anonymous | reply 78 | August 27, 2020 12:37 PM |
Ostrich
by Anonymous | reply 79 | August 27, 2020 12:59 PM |
I think she's good looking, but without the surgery she would have only been glamorous. Who was it that said you can always buy pretty?
by Anonymous | reply 80 | August 27, 2020 1:42 PM |
Her daughter is very cute. Don't know when this was taken or her age.
by Anonymous | reply 81 | August 27, 2020 3:32 PM |
Ivanka certainly got about 50 percent of the Slavic genes with the long legs, small waist and good musculature (for a woman with 3 kids, it is holding firm and not in a personal trainer manufactured way), and long neck and doll eyes. Sadly perched upon the high neck is her father's small mouth and weak chin, which she has obviously tried desperately to hide and breasts that are a cup size too big for a tall blonde and a hairstyle that is now too severe and too NYC socialite. Also, she became a Repuke after years as a liberal..
by Anonymous | reply 82 | August 28, 2020 2:48 AM |
She got her father's hips as well. In fact all of Ivana's kids got trump's big hips, because Ivana herself is slim hipped. As is Tiffany.
by Anonymous | reply 83 | August 28, 2020 2:13 PM |
Ivanka's daughter is cute, but man, that weak Trump chin just won't go away, will it?
by Anonymous | reply 84 | August 28, 2020 7:59 PM |
She’s got a very round face and reminds me of what Barron looked like. She is going to get more trumpian looking as she gets older. Poor thing.
by Anonymous | reply 85 | August 28, 2020 9:20 PM |
When she goes to Hell, her punishment will be living with her original face for eternity!
by Anonymous | reply 86 | August 29, 2020 1:42 AM |
I wish the Kennedy curse would transfer over the Trumps and Ivanka would get disfigured in an accident.
by Anonymous | reply 87 | August 29, 2020 3:55 AM |
the dumps are disfigured at birth.
extensive surgical intervention is required to make them look human
by Anonymous | reply 88 | August 29, 2020 3:57 AM |
She’s still ugly. She looks like a goddamn grasshopper even after 14 plastic surgeries.
I can hardly wait to see what she looks like after 20 years when her entire family is in jail And she’s bored with a ton of money and shunned from society. She’ll start getting the rich bored housewife surgeries and THEN the fun will really start.
by Anonymous | reply 89 | August 29, 2020 4:02 AM |