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Let's be Trumpian Russian bots trying to disseminate frightening misinformation on DL!

"Portland is burning to the ground! Boise is burning to the ground!

Beware! BEWARE!!!"

by Anonymousreply 68December 14, 2020 8:49 PM

I wear earrings!

by Anonymousreply 1August 25, 2020 6:17 PM

I wear the kaftans!!

by Anonymousreply 2August 25, 2020 6:18 PM

I'll have a Slurpee! It tastes so rich and fruit-like!

by Anonymousreply 3August 25, 2020 6:44 PM

Shouldn't you be out chasing moose and squirrel?

by Anonymousreply 4August 25, 2020 6:47 PM

Immigraants everywhere, immigraants here and there, 25% of the population now. OMFG!!!!! I can't breathe, they steal my oxygen!!!!

by Anonymousreply 5August 25, 2020 7:04 PM

We're Poland. We wish we were smart enough to have thought of it first.

by Anonymousreply 6August 25, 2020 7:30 PM

In 2 years 97% of people living in Europe will be Muslim!!!

by Anonymousreply 7August 25, 2020 7:32 PM

“Trannies are evil and minorities are rioting for no reason at all, Trump is a business man, black people are moving to the suburbs!!!..”

by Anonymousreply 8August 25, 2020 7:43 PM

Denmark is under siege by radical Islam!

by Anonymousreply 9August 25, 2020 7:43 PM

San Francisco values are taking over whole county.

by Anonymousreply 10August 25, 2020 7:44 PM

The RNC ratings are tremendous! Don't bother to vote because lots of people watched and that means Trump will definitely win!

by Anonymousreply 11August 25, 2020 7:47 PM

If Biden wins, they will be all forced to eat bats as breakfast!

by Anonymousreply 12August 25, 2020 7:59 PM

[quote] "Portland is burning to the ground! Boise is burning to the ground! Beware! BEWARE!!!"

Sourced by: godhasagunrackinheaven organization

by Anonymousreply 13August 25, 2020 8:02 PM

My wageenie cure the covids!

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by Anonymousreply 14August 25, 2020 8:03 PM

Lets be a DNC operative pretending nothing is going on!

by Anonymousreply 15August 25, 2020 8:05 PM

No, I'm not a Russian troll. I'm a lifelong Democrat who just happens to agree with Sean Hannity on this topic after accidentally watching him while channel surfing.

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by Anonymousreply 16August 25, 2020 8:19 PM

DJT, Jr. and Kimberly Guilfoyle: POTUS and FLOTUS in January, 2025. Bank on it!!!

by Anonymousreply 17August 25, 2020 8:33 PM

I'm the dumpster fire of a thread. I'm DOA.

by Anonymousreply 18August 25, 2020 8:33 PM

I'm Muriel locking this thread in 3, 2, 1…

by Anonymousreply 19August 25, 2020 8:47 PM

I'm their mysterious dozens of WWs within minutes of posting.

by Anonymousreply 20August 25, 2020 8:51 PM

Let's be Chinese bots trying to disseminate our country by supporting Democrats with their purses tied to China. THE CHINESE WILL DESTROY AMERICA NOT RUSSIA.

by Anonymousreply 21August 25, 2020 8:56 PM

[quote] I'm their mysterious dozens of WWs within minutes of posting.

I'm the WW they need to go to: Weight Watchers!

by Anonymousreply 22August 25, 2020 8:59 PM

I'm R21 gleefully urinating in your Coca-Cola before handing it off to you.

by Anonymousreply 23August 25, 2020 9:03 PM

I'm the slew of "other" mysterious pro-Trump posters who post to agree with OP's trollish premise all within seconds of each other.

by Anonymousreply 24August 25, 2020 9:05 PM

I'm Hillary Clinton making sure Muriel red tags all the trolls OR ELSE!

by Anonymousreply 25August 25, 2020 9:07 PM

I'm this thread.

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by Anonymousreply 26August 26, 2020 2:20 AM

I'm the Fake Democrat Concern Troll who tried to make Alex Morse a bigger story than Covid-19.

by Anonymousreply 27August 26, 2020 2:55 AM

Wow, R21 is really meta. A conservative troll trolling a thread about Trumpian Russian bots.

by Anonymousreply 28August 26, 2020 2:59 AM

I’m the phrase, “spot on”

by Anonymousreply 29August 26, 2020 3:00 AM

I’m the vague, 40 year old talking points that haven’t been fully updated so sometimes they are a mix of old faultlines from the 80s mixed with obscure “buzz” phrases.

by Anonymousreply 30August 26, 2020 3:01 AM

Both sides are the same. We should just shrug our shoulders and give up.

by Anonymousreply 31August 26, 2020 3:03 AM

But Obama did this (thing that he never did) and Obama did that (thing that never happened).

by Anonymousreply 32August 26, 2020 3:04 AM

I'm their inability to keep up with the fast pace of the DNC and RNC threads. Their ESL abilities only allow them to work so fast.

by Anonymousreply 33August 26, 2020 3:12 AM

[quote] But Obama did this (thing that he never did) and Obama did that (thing that never happened).

But even if he did do it, since he's a Democrat that automatically makes it okay.

by Anonymousreply 34August 26, 2020 7:42 AM

Someone responded to my comment on Youtube with: "You'll need 4 years of Kleenex when Biden loses libtard. There will never be a Socialist President!".

by Anonymousreply 35August 26, 2020 9:49 AM

I used to live in a Manhattan highrise. When I saw society heading in the wrong direction, I sold my condo and moved to a bunker in Nebraska. I'm not saying it was Obama's fault but when stuff started happening, I had assume he is not leader I thought. Please don't dispute me. I'm being real.

Plus, I have another Kenosha race-baiting thread to start.

by Anonymousreply 36August 26, 2020 11:50 PM

C'mon guys if we band together, we can make it all happen. Obama paved most of the way for us but it's up to us pick up where he dropped the ball and hung us out to dry. I dont think it was intentional but it happened. It would be unfair to say Democrats are entirely responsible for Kenosha. We must stay strong so we can defeat Trump.

by Anonymousreply 37August 27, 2020 4:25 AM

Hey hey hey, vhat is happenink Roger? I am beeg sceddy bleck men. Ooga booga booga. I em out to rape white women with giant penis. I em future of America, comrade! I em Bleck Lives Metter! Vhet it is, no diggity, dyn-o-mite, vhatchoo talkin' bout Villis, bebby got beck!

by Anonymousreply 38August 27, 2020 4:49 AM

Not Another Anti-Liberal Thread Disguised as Parody But Really Just Denigrating Liberals Thread.

by Anonymousreply 39August 27, 2020 4:56 AM

R39, I don't get that at all from this thread.

by Anonymousreply 40August 27, 2020 4:57 AM

I'm R39 concern trolling because I have no sense of humor and can't tell the difference between a real Russian bot and a true-blue red-blooded American patriot doing a parody of one. If by some stroke of bad luck Trump should happen to get re-elected, I will blame everybody but myself.

by Anonymousreply 41August 27, 2020 4:59 AM

R20 I was wondering what was up with that today on the Germany migrants thread. Like, 4 w&w within seconds of the anti Muslim comments being posted.

by Anonymousreply 42August 27, 2020 5:05 AM

R39 = "No, YOU'RE the Troll!®" Troll

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by Anonymousreply 43August 27, 2020 5:10 AM

Have you noticed it's the start of a brand new day in Moscow at the Russian troll farm?

Boris has punched the clock and settled in for 8 more hours of FAKE NEWS ON DL!

by Anonymousreply 44August 27, 2020 5:13 AM

[quote]  I don't get that at all from this thread.

R40, neither does R39. The troll farm minions are just mad and scared. They're desperate. They are being threatened with having their big toe cut off if they don't turn things around.

by Anonymousreply 45August 27, 2020 5:21 AM

R29 Nailed it.

by Anonymousreply 46August 27, 2020 5:50 PM

I'm the first two words of a rebuttal that start with "yes, but..." and end with "that's all I'm trying to say..."

by Anonymousreply 47September 17, 2020 12:52 PM

I am a lifelong liberal Democrat, but I simply cannot tolerate the unending violence and destruction of personal property by deranged mobs running rampant in all American cities. This lifelong, liberal Democrat thinks It must be stopped immediately and the offenders sentenced to life sentences in prison, or put to death.

This kind of violence will cause the Democrats to lose the election, and I can't say as I blame people who refuse to vote for lawlessness, even though I am a lifelong liberal Democrat.

by Anonymousreply 48September 17, 2020 1:10 PM

I live in pennsylvania. I count yard signs. Trump has so many yard signs that Biden give up .

by Anonymousreply 49September 17, 2020 1:18 PM

[quote] I am a lifelong liberal Democrat

[quote] This lifelong, liberal Democrat

[quote] even though I am a lifelong liberal Democrat.

[quote] Did I mention I was a lifelong, liberal Democrat?

Love it. Make sure to mention that both of your parents had severe disabilities. The Fake Democrat Concern Troll always adds accessories.

by Anonymousreply 50September 17, 2020 1:19 PM

My poosy is virgin

by Anonymousreply 51September 17, 2020 1:19 PM

One is the Vlad troll that scolds DLers for Senatrice/LadyG/Miz Lindz humor, calling DL gays homophobic. Then the troll expresses hope that Miz Lindz wins because DL gays are homophobic.

Gays are making fun of LG's flagrant hypocrisy.

by Anonymousreply 52September 17, 2020 1:20 PM

I'm the made-up, abra-cadabra statistics: 45% of gay men are voting for the Patriotic Trump in election.

by Anonymousreply 53September 17, 2020 7:08 PM

I'm the lack of troll material after trump's tax returns were published and a disastrous presidential debate.

by Anonymousreply 54October 2, 2020 3:09 PM

Im the two months before a troll bumps an old political issue and tries to make it relevant. I'll include film scenario references to The Purge.

by Anonymousreply 55October 2, 2020 3:18 PM

I'm the other made-up abracadabra statistic: a majority of Hispanic voters are voting for Trump.

by Anonymousreply 56October 2, 2020 3:21 PM

Jo Jorgenson is now leading in the polls. I can’t believe it!

by Anonymousreply 57October 2, 2020 3:27 PM

I'm Mark Zuckerberg, blocking them weeks later.

by Anonymousreply 58October 2, 2020 4:54 PM

Trans issues are the reason Democrats are going to lose.

Massive surge of crime in Chicago this past weekend.

Pro-Trump signs are all over Bucks County, PA.

Massive group of migrants are crossing from Guatemala into Mexico. This is going to cost Biden.

by Anonymousreply 59October 2, 2020 5:45 PM

Im a lifelong Democrat Liberal. I'm really wondering if voting by mail is worth it. My friends 2nd cousin in Idaho never even received a mail in ballot after requesting it four times. I'm not even going to mail mine in since its happening everywhere. We're clearly sunk. Im going to bed early on election night so I'll be ready to take part in a 10 year civil war starting the next day.

by Anonymousreply 60October 7, 2020 9:14 PM

I’m the seemingly innocuous posts asking people about random towns and cities in the US, usually in the guise of a work relocation. In reality i’m data mining to make our trolls more believable, the more they know about a place the more they can infiltrate.

by Anonymousreply 61October 7, 2020 9:19 PM

[quote] I’m the seemingly innocuous posts asking people about random towns and cities in the US, usually in the guise of a work relocation. In reality i’m data mining to make our trolls more believable, the more they know about a place the more they can infiltrate.

Im the adjacent thread asking what internet provider people use and the available plans.

by Anonymousreply 62October 7, 2020 9:27 PM

I'm a life long Democrat who takes care of two elderly parents. I'm thinking of voting Republican as Hunter Biden causes a lot concern. What if our guy Joe is involved in Kazakhstan? I love him but I'm scared. Oh and I live in a blue state.

by Anonymousreply 63October 21, 2020 8:43 PM

vote for Biden and Hunter will come after your underage daughters!

by Anonymousreply 64October 21, 2020 10:02 PM

The entire Russian thing sort of fizzled. I'm okay with his owing over 400 million as he is a billionaire. I love Joe and am a diehard Dem but Trump will unite the country. Joe is a good father who needs to focus on his son's recovery.

by Anonymousreply 65October 21, 2020 10:16 PM

"Look at what's happening in Europe!"

(Actual Europeans: "Huh?")

by Anonymousreply 66October 21, 2020 11:33 PM

The debate is much scary. I was sleeping in bed last evening and scared of a war that will break out guaranteed. The polls I will not go to so protection will be much to my family. Joe Biden is who I want vote for but will not be able due to the Civil War.

by Anonymousreply 67October 23, 2020 12:31 AM

I would be very careful going anywhere after dark. Ever. Trump followers have sworn to stalk all Biden voters forever and I believe them. I'm scared AND concerned.

by Anonymousreply 68December 14, 2020 8:49 PM
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