Kimberly Guilfoyle: A Star is Born... For the Nuremberg Rallies!

How much did she pay for that wig?

“Live look at Kimberly Guilfoyle”

Somebody has had some fresh Botox and formaldehyde injections.

She used to be beautiful.

She really should have gotten some kybella for that chin

She and her screaming speech was absolutely horrifying. Never saw anything quite like it.

Unfathomable that she was Mrs. Newsom. But such was Teresa Heinz Kerry at one point I guess.

She look like me. I wonder if Donnie pretend he fucking mama's poosey.

Serving Republican Real Housewife realness, but too shrill. My dear, I'm sorry to tell you that you're up for elimination tonight.

She reminds me of the character Britney Spears played on Will & Grace

It's hilarious and sad at the same time that they had to scrape the bottom of the barrel to have the mistress of the president's son give a speech.

Psycho NRA cunt.

“Two invisible BBCs!”

She looks like someone sat on her head and compressed her neck. This probably isn’t the look she’s going for.

I liked her speech better in the original New Jerseyese.

Her parents are from Puerto Rico? The place Dumpie wanted to sell because it's dirty and has too many poors? She really did have her soul replaced by plastic.

Her father was from Ireland, her mother was from Puerto Rico.

Likely the Irish are who Trump will next try to send back after he gets rid of the brown people, R18.

Kimmy G is on the road to DL infamy.

Auditioning for the touring company of Evita.

Back in the day with Gavin when she looked human.

Anyone who divorces hunky Gavin Newsom has got to be insane.

That might've played well in a packed arena, but she came across as a lunatic yelling in an empty room. She clearly had a bump of whatever DJ was on.

Omfg.

Hahaha!

Complete bottom of the barrel. 50% of the main speakers are Trumps and the others are adjacents

On Charlie Rose 16 years ago with Newsom.

It’s mind blowing considering the person she is today.

I think I saw her on the street today picking out trash from a dumpster and eating it.

Damn, Gavin was so hot back then, R28.

I can't believe I'm saying this but as hot as Newsom was/is; wasn't he a raging alcoholic when they were together?

Wouldn’t you be too if she were your SO, r31?

Newsom had to apologize for cocaine use and sleeping with an aid? I can’t remember.

This chick is nuts.

The pair of them must have been freebasing cocaine, Ritalin and Red Bull.

In January 2007, it was revealed that Newsom had had a romantic relationship in mid-2005 with Ruby Rippey-Tourk, the wife of his then campaign manager and former deputy chief of staff, Alex Tourk.Tourk filed for divorce shortly after the revelation and left Newsom's campaign and administration.

In September 2006, Newsom began dating film director Jennifer Siebel. In February 2007, he announced he would seek treatment for alcohol abuse.In December 2007.

Newsom has called Kimberly a crazy cunt.

Most of the viewers are old people on Fox Brews? Sad that black people stood up for Trump.

Ruby

Well that explains a lot

As someone else noted, it's both funny & sad that this gross, vile old skank is headlining the RNC convention, playing to white entitlement while shrieking at the top of her lungs. This is the only card they have to play & they play it over & over & over again.

Well, whatever. I smile at the thought of what a post-Dump world is going to look like for this twat

This week is going to be tough to get through but then it’s all downhill for the GOP from there.

Trash skanks like Kimberly Guilfoyle and Meghan Markle seem to love this kind of hideous wigs and weaves. And that fucking stilted face, OMFG!!!!!!!!

Truly disgusting. Jr Mint was as high as fuck. And that woman. No words.

She go to same plastic surgery as me.

I'm still convinced Kimberly has a Y chromosome.

Don Jr.'s recent bouts of weepiness remind me of John Boehner's bouts of weepiness.

That’s no woman..

Did she steal that wig from a contestant on Ru Pauls Drag Race?

That dumb bitch Brenda Dickson loved it, of course.

OMG

[quote]She used to be beautiful.

This screeching harpy was never beautiful, she's ugly inside and out.

She does look like a drag queen. Isn't it interesting that the Dump Brothers are both with women who look like men in drag? Hmm.....? They're likely closet cases.

I think they'll come after Italians before the Irish, R19. But yes, "white ethnics" better think twice before before they cast their lot with racists. Wasn't too many generations ago that they were getting lynched and having their houses and churches burned.

The GOP has gone mad. This shit makes Italy look like the paragon of political stability.

She used to be quite pretty. However, the fact that she resorted to so much plastic surgery to erase her ethnic looks shows she had major issues. Childhood sex abuse? That's my go-to.

Rita Repulsa is trending!

Yaaaas queen! She was the only reason my ten year old self bothered with that show.

Cruella DeVile.

What does this whore actually DO for a living, besides fuck and marry rich men?

What year is this? Women are still whoring themselves out?

The courtesan seems to be styling herself into an off brand Melania, the kind you might find at Big Lots.

[quote]The pair of them must have been freebasing cocaine, Ritalin and Red Bull.

Don't forget the Adderall. Daddy gave us lots and lots and lots of Adderall.

Of course, we have to replace it today.

Hmm, speaking of "off brand" I wonder of Jr. & Kimmy have considered the fact that Ivanka & Jared aren't the warm up act & surely have a *far* better time slot than these two

From the BBC:

R61 What the hell is going on with her neck? What are those 2 protrusions sticking out from the sides? You have to enlarge the photo to see the full horror. Plus, it looks like she has an Adam's Apple.

Nary a mention on Faux.

Kimberly Gargoyle was never beautiful. She is just much uglier than she used to be.

Brendad Ickson proves you don't have to be completely divorced from reality to support Trump, but it helps.

Thank you r61. I’ve been staring at that photo for longer than is healthy, trying to work out what it is and why no one else has commented on it. She’s a strange lizard lady methinks.

^meant r62

Faux completely airbrushed/edited her out!

Why would Fox downplay Kimberly? I thought these antics of hers are exactly the "red meat" Fox viewers love to get from Hannity and Judge Jeannine Pirro (formerly of Elmira, NY).

For R69

Kimberly is fifty,right? Don jnr has odd taste. His last wife looked tranny too .

R71 What’s wrong with that?

R70 I forgot about that

I remember when she was SF First Lady she gave a bizarre speech to an LGBT group where she said Gavin “is hot and HUNG.” Obviously she has huge sexuality issues and obsession with male genitalia, definitely a candidate for childhood sexual abuse.

What a fucking mess. Obsessed with cock. Does she post on the David threads?

If she were obsessed with cock, why'd she end up with a nub? There's no way Jr. is packing. I mean he's a dickhead, but that's meaningless for fun.

I agree that it looked like an audition tape for a revival of Evita.

R75 she pegs him obviously. With a big black strap on.

What the... was she doing? She is insane.

Cocaine is a helluva drug.

You want to see insane? See many of the comments from the imbeciles on the right saying things like "future first lady!" and "She brought tears to my eyes!"

These people appeal to absolute trash who can't see they are T R A S H. Not to mention low IQ.

You know they thought she hit a home run. Sher will be devastated to wake up this morning the biggest laughing stock in the world.

What's really incredible?: It was TAPED! It wasn't live.

So not only did the right-wing assholes go off about the DNC being taped as they did the same fucking thing, but that lunacy was taped in advance and they thought it was good! Same with Jr.

HA!

[quote]@TeaPainUSA The speech that triggered a thousand car alarms.

The tweets and memes are hilarious

R66 Maybe she had a neck lift and it snapped and is drooping. Her neck looks like a Calla Lily.

It looks a bit like the sagging rim of skin around Donald's dad's face, especially the skin by his ear. Click on the photo to see the full image.

She's auditioning to be future first lady when Donald Jr. runs in 2024. She really thinks she's Evita Perón.

She also said she's a "first generation American", because her father is Irish and her mother is Puerto Rican... without realizing, apparently, that Puerto Rico is part of the US.

R86, again, it was TAPED. They could've corrected that and yet didn't. Probably the people around were covering their ears so didn't hear it or more likely, everyone involved with that family is a fucking moron.

R87 they're fucking morons.

R62, she gave a taped performance? No one looked at that and said, no honey, do it again and take it down a notch.

I don’t understand her ‘hair’.

Is that a weave or a wig?

Women, but not men, will always be castigated for speaking loudly. She should have known that would happen and spoken demurely.

R86 as someone if Puerto Rican decent I’m even more embarrassed that she is representing.

It looks like hair she bought at a mall kiosk.

Fox News kept cutting from the convention because they are trying to HELP Trump.

As someone perfectly described her in the other thread: Afghan Hound.

R91 it's not that she's a woman, it's that she's shrieking at an empty auditorium and overacting like she just did twenty lines of coke.

20??? that's for amateurs!

Afghan hounds actually have much nicer hair.

Fox should do a remake of “Mommie Dearest” with Mistress Guilfoyle.

R98 Kimberly WISHES she looked that good!

THE. BEST. IS. YET. TO. COME.

[quote]What the hell is going on with her neck? What are those 2 protrusions sticking out from the sides? You have to enlarge the photo to see the full horror. Plus, it looks like she has an Adam's Apple.

Isn't it obvious??

Bitch stole my look!

"Fredo" (revealed last nigth to be a coked-up, crying pussy) has zero BDE.

Unlike Gavin.

She’s a smart lady!

Trump didn't smack him hard enough

R89 I really don’t understand what they’re going for. Maybe because they figured everyone would be talking about it the next day? But how does that help if everyone’s only talking about it to make fun of it?

Cecily Strong must be champing at the bit to play La Guilfoyle.

R108 She should be great!

Apparently she was auditioning for Ursula in the upcoming live action The Little Mermaid

Imagine, going from Newsom to that shitshow? Often, being single is better.

Behold the ravages of age!

Is it true that she catfishes gay men at gloryholes.? When she gets a bit toothy they realize it’s a fish 🐠

Is she transitioning from F to M?

WTF were they thinking with this picture? I've seen it posted so many times and I can't get over it. You would think they were Trumps.

R115 - she looked more like a woman back then. Something horrible must have happened to her between 2004 and 2020.

R115 I kinda like it.

It's hard to believe she's the same woman that can be seen in the Charlie Rose interview at r28. What the hell happened to her? Was she always a right wing freak simmering under the service or was she indoctrinated at the Fox News Barbie training camp? Gavin must be really embarrassed at being forever linked to her biographically.

[quote]Imagine, going from Newsom to that shitshow? Often, being single is better.

She actually had some other husband between Newsom and Don Jr. Bore a child to him, too, IIRC.

Holy hell she's aging like crap.

Also, who are the giggling fags behind the scenes who go around convincing older women that straight parted in the middle hair works for them?

Sofia Vergara is literally the only one who can pull it off.

Oh that's right. Eric Villency

Bret Stephens, NY Times opinion columnist, on the worst moments last night-

[quote]Representative Matt Gaetz, warning of MS-13 next door, and Kimberly Guilfoyle, doing an unwitting imitation of Edvard Munch’s “The Scream,” were the lowlights for me.

What's really ridiculous is that she dressed far more dignified when she was younger and as an older woman, dresses like a cheap tramp.

I think she's had more work done, I actually met her at a social event in NYC many years ago, she was really pretty in person. I think she was on that show on fox in the evening and single. My friend was chatting with her as I stood next to him, I didn't say much coz I hate faux news but she was quite friendly and very pretty in person. She was thin, now she's fat.

Lucky bitch was fucking Gavin. But Gavin had a drinking problem...I doubt he was very good in bed.

[quote] But Gavin had a drinking problem...I doubt he was very good in bed.

Oh no, I’m sure Gavin was good in bed.

She destroyed what little credibilith she once had due to that psychotic performance. One of Trump's few strengths is his media savviness. I doubt it escaped him that Kimberly's performance stole the show, and not in a good way. Between last night and the reports that she's underperforming as a fundraiser...I wouldn't be surprised if DJ will be forced to kick her to the curb.

And she doesn't come across as the type who would bow out gracefully.

Didn't make it as sexy LA Prosecutie in her 20s. Couldn't hack it as the new Jackie First Lady of Sf. Ousted at Fox News (which is low). Now circling the bowl as a Trump mistress...

She fell hard. Mom died at 11, no shame or moral compass.

"The best is yet to come!"

What could go wrong?

OMG, her ex-husband Eric Villency is an heir to the shitty NYC furniture company, Maurice Villency. I remember their crappy TV ads, kind of in line with Drumpf thinking anything dripping in faux gold is "classy", same trashy tacky aesthetic! Too funny!

This ugly manly looking witch sure knows where the money is. These golddiggers must have some sort of radar.

"In 1932, Villency's grandfather, Maurice Villency, started a furniture company in New York City. His grandfather's company became the Villency Design Group, and in 1998, Eric Villency became CEO."

#GuilfoyleChallenge is trending and hilarious

Is her speech one of the parts Fox didn’t broadcast?

I wonder what the former coworkers at Fox thought of this. My guess is they were appalled and felt justified in getting rid of her. And I would further speculate that although they had good reason to get rid of her after her oversharing dick pics, due to their previous sexual harassment scandals and lawsuits, she was aging out of her role there anyway and I bet they were just looking for excuses to get rid of her, and she gave them one. She’s obnoxious even for them, and that’s saying something. And I bet her loudmouth obnoxiousness did not fit into the culture there. They’re all very churchy, and she’s showing dick pics. To who? Churchy, sanctimonious women coworkers? She must have no filter.

[Quote]Fox News kept cutting from the convention because they are trying to HELP Trump.

Seriously?! MSNBC covered it in its entirety. Did they do this to all speakers or just these two embarrassments? What did they cut to?

I assumed they cut Charlie Kirk because they liked the white supremacist bullshit, but he's far too disturbing to look at.

She is godawful looking....

Donald Jr. really doesn't notice what she looks like anymore. He can barely see.

......

I can't believe you guys watched. I didn't. I can think of better ways to waste my time.

They had to know this would go viral. I want to know why they thought that was a good thing.

R137 it’s 2020. It takes 10 minutes to go on YouTube and watch the highlights the next day.

We watched the clips online the day after, you stupid dumbass.

Good thing her religion approves wholeheartedly of divorce and adultery! Otherwise this twice-divorced woman who consorted with a married (at the time) man might be punished in unspeakable ways for her filthy sinful nature. God bless America!

This is better than watching the whole speech

No. I don't want to pollute my mind with utter trash...fuck them cunts!

R131 Yes. I have to watch Faux as part of my job, her name didn’t come up at all in the coverage.

What is up with her mouth?

She was auditioning to be the new Ri Chun-hee. She was praising Dear Leader and all his supreme powerful strength!

It looks (and sounds like) she’s on some serious prescription meds..,

I can't remember but that old dude who was sexually harassing everyone at Fox news (he died), I think he called her a puerto rican whore...if my memory serves.

R148 Roger Ailes.

He also called Greg Gutfield a “faggot”.

ICYMI here’s Kimberly Guilfoyle’s #RNC speech.

CUMMM!!!!!

[quote]It looks (and sounds like) she’s on some serious prescription meds..,

Not just her, but him too - look at R135 again. Maybe some enterprising journalist could find out who their dealer is?

This woman has become such a joke. You can tell she gets off on being close to power. Aesthetically, she was very pretty, but she always looked evil.

At any rate, she genuinely looks mentally ill up there. Something tells me small children and pets are terrified of this crazy bitch.

And yes, OP. She has become VERY unfeminine and carry’s herself and sounds like a man high on tweak.

These people are so ungracious and undignified. They really are GROSS and o can’t believe anyone actually sat through that shit show.

Had o been a Republican at that convention, THIS is when I would have walked out. This woman looks like something out of American Horror Story.

I wish Gutfeld was a faggot! He was hawt back in the day!

So sinister. What a terrifying display.

Someone needs to iMove the Princess Diana Dead scream over the image of her with her arms open.

Shouldn't she be doing this from the Casa Rosada???

I was reminded of this when I saw the clip of her speaking:

Lol, R158!

Damn, r154, I never would have guessed! He hasn’t looked that good in a long time.

Did she steal the show, is Trump pissed since he doesn't like. anyone who get more attention than him.

Gutfield's wife is Russian...maybe they are divorced...haven't kept up.

Fifty is ludicrously old fir a female. Don jnr needs to find the twenty year old version fast or I'm saying he is gay

I think Trump thought Gillfoyle knew about TV performing and wanted her around to teach Junior Mint how to act on TV. Then they started with this “girlfriend” stuff. Maybe she latched onto him thinking she could remake him as a TV anchor for the Trump News Network after Trump gets out of office, or make him more effective on TV in general. She was trying to make him President at one point. I heard they were going to try to run him for some lower office later. I presume out of some hard core red state.

There will be hell to pay if Jr doesn’t put a ring on her.

[quote]I can't believe you guys watched. I didn't. I can think of better ways to waste my time.

If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles. - Sun Tzu

Heil Shitler!

I see the coronavirus didn't effect her appetite.

R165, I think she’s fucked up too many times for that already. He should have stayed with his wife, she was mostly wifey at home, wasn’t she? That’s what Republicans like. Not some younger guy with an old trout.

urbandictionary.com

Old Trout

An older woman, delusional about her sexual allure, who dresses, flirts or otherwise behaves in a manner inconsistent with her age and appearance. wiktionary (UK, pejorative) An elderly woman of dubious sensibilities.

Great video takedown.

[quote]Fifty is ludicrously old fir a female. Don jnr needs to find the twenty year old version fast or I'm saying he is gay

Those girls don’t know what they’re doing, he needs someone with more experience.

#Guilfoylechallenge is trending on twitter. Check it out, they’re hilarious.

My favorite is Elmo waving his arms over his head in front of a fiery background, but there’s some other good ones too.

Don't discount any family or friends of the Trump family. That was your first mistake four years ago.

Don't do it again.

The second one is reminiscent of Indiana Jones’ melting Nazi scene:

What happened to the other Faux cunt, Andrea Tantaros?

Here’s another authentic imitation of Guilfoyle’s speech:

I don’t think that speech was received entirely as they anticipated:

Accurate:

R170, that video was interesting. She had some early promise, a real career and life, and blew it all to be a MAGA idiot.

In Maleficent's voice:

"Now will you deal with 𝑚𝑒, O prince, and all the powers of Hell!"

^^ "Shall," not "will."

I don't know if social media should be giving this skank this much air time; she seems like the "I don't care what you say about me, just talk about me" type - and clearly anyone who'd fuck Jr. has no dignity or standards, so maybe ignoring her and let her sit at home, snorting meth & sticking pins in her Gavin Newsom voodoo doll while Jr. sits around & scratches his balls is the best answer.

Just watched her and now I understand the connection with Argentina. Boy is the Trump family full of idiots to let this be broadcasted. Let’s hope it will help Joe to win

"Women, but not men, will always be castigated for speaking loudly."

Tell that to Howard Dean.

A good rundown of the memes

More bang for your buck

In some of those she looks like a more animated, plumper, version of Daddy's girlfriend.

DL taught me years ago that once women hit their 50s, they should avoid long hair because it makes them look witchy. It's true. I'm not saying you can polish a turd, but she'd look much better with a style half the length (and it would still cover the plastic surgery scars).

R115. The backdrop is very significant to that photo of Newsom and Gilfoyle - it was the Getty mansion in SF.

Newsom was completely funded/bought by Getty early on in his career.

I agree about the long hair R188.

She needs to follow Pirro’s playbook.

“I have no idea what I’m screaming about, but this cocaine is fucking amazing!”

This is Sam Kinison screaming right? Please tell me marmots don’t actually do this.

I’m pretty sure they don’t say all that stuff at R193, anyway, R192.

ok, ok, we get it

R197= OP of the other thread started A WHOLE DAY after this one

I swear someone on Morning Joe today called her KIMBERLY GARGOYLE!

They still have that "Make America Great Again" logo on the placard. Interesting.

r198 no, I just have seen enough fucking memes. It's already old.

Her natural hair is probably grey. When you colour new growth it looks different from rest of hair . Maybe that's why old ladies keep short hair.

When you have a lot of dark hair, and then have gray hair, there’s a drastic line where the roots are. Maybe she’s covering it with a wig, or she could even be spraying root dye on her own hair, or added fibers to her hair to make it look thicker, which makes it look so fake.

Evita, Evita, Evita!!!!

Jr is no surprised, but I'm surprised he would fuck around with Kimberly of all people.

Chant the name Ruby Rippey-Tourk! It’s fun!

[quote]or she could even be spraying root dye on her own hair

Surprise crossover from the Ronco thread!

Well Eric was *allegedly* bi curious in college. R50

Eric was better at delivering his speech on Tuesday than Don Jr. was on Monday.

R207, I wonder if Trump suggested he date her. Like a paid babysitter to keep him in line so no one else has to watch the baby. You know those boys don’t do anything without their father’s approval.

When Trump dies, no one will care enough to tell them what to do every minute, and they’re going to fall apart. Junior Mint really should have stayed with his long-suffering wife. I’ll be really surprised if Guillfoyle is still around by then.

That can't be hard R211 - the bar was set so low as to be a the bottom floor of a 30 story subterranean bunker. Junior Diapers Don was more cracked out, methed-up and generally higher-than-Mount-Rushmore than any other "celebrity" who has ever appeared publicly EVER in the history of the world - much less giving a speech in that condition.

Seeing that it’s Eric Trump, I take that to mean that he jerked off with either his right hand or his left hand R210.

An hour after eating at Chipotle

I WASN'T FUCKING HIGH ON COCAINE!

HUNTER BIDEN WAS HIGH ON COCAINE!

I dare you...no I double dog dare you not to laugh....

The seal is almost as loud and shows us the back of his throat, too.

Little known fact: Kim thinks showing the back of her throat is a wise mating move.

please do not compare nazis to animals. It really is not safe for animals.

I cannot picture her and Don Jr having sex. Not at all.

Does she share a wigmaker with Melania?

R18, Hispanic and Irish usually means hot, like Anthony Quinn (sociopath) and Armand Assante. But this bitch is from Mars.

[quote]Kim thinks showing the back of her throat is a wise mating move.

Oh man, that makes me explode like a runny caulking gun every time!

R22, great photo, but a tad narcissistic, no?

R217, the gopher seems less crazy by a long shot

She will never have a piece of ass as hot as Gavin Newsom again in her life.

She and Jr. together look like an R. Crumb cartoon.