“The personal assistant rushed downstairs to tell her partner Matthew Mather before sharing the story with her neighbours - who said it was likely to belong to randy former tenants.“
OK, which of you DL bitches left this behind?
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“The personal assistant rushed downstairs to tell her partner Matthew Mather before sharing the story with her neighbours - who said it was likely to belong to randy former tenants.“
OK, which of you DL bitches left this behind?
by Anonymous | reply 18 | August 25, 2020 7:23 PM |
Why do British women all have huge foreheads?
by Anonymous | reply 2 | August 25, 2020 1:40 AM |
Have they located the caftan and earrings that went with it?
by Anonymous | reply 3 | August 25, 2020 1:42 AM |
Raychel sounds like a histrionic drama queen and noot all that much fun.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | August 25, 2020 1:45 AM |
My first dildo! Oh the good times we had up in the attic together!
by Anonymous | reply 5 | August 25, 2020 1:46 AM |
Was it a giant dancing dildo?
by Anonymous | reply 6 | August 25, 2020 1:47 AM |
No, Cindy, but it does sing and play the piano.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | August 25, 2020 1:51 AM |
It may be TMI, but my left-behind dildo would have a condom on it and be covered with dookie.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | August 25, 2020 1:51 AM |
R8, Ya think?
by Anonymous | reply 9 | August 25, 2020 1:52 AM |
They should take it on the Antique Roadshow. It’s probably worth a fortune!
by Anonymous | reply 10 | August 25, 2020 1:53 AM |
I KNOW NOTHING! Must have been the last owners.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | August 25, 2020 1:56 AM |
This belongs in an LGBTQ museum or exhibit. It’s a meaningful artifact
by Anonymous | reply 13 | August 25, 2020 2:28 AM |
Blumhouse needs to make a horror movie about this. Or it should be part of the Conjuring universe lol
by Anonymous | reply 14 | August 25, 2020 1:19 PM |
The Cockjuring
by Anonymous | reply 15 | August 25, 2020 6:37 PM |
I think Fran was up their installing insulation and took a break and just forgot it.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | August 25, 2020 6:39 PM |
Why did Matthew turn red? Well? Hmmmmnnn?
by Anonymous | reply 17 | August 25, 2020 6:45 PM |
THAT'S where I left it!
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