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Attic Horror: Mom Finds Mummified Dildo

“The personal assistant rushed downstairs to tell her partner Matthew Mather before sharing the story with her neighbours - who said it was likely to belong to randy former tenants.“

OK, which of you DL bitches left this behind?

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by Anonymousreply 18August 25, 2020 7:23 PM

I hope it isn’t cursed or haunted!

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by Anonymousreply 1August 25, 2020 1:26 AM

Why do British women all have huge foreheads?

by Anonymousreply 2August 25, 2020 1:40 AM

Have they located the caftan and earrings that went with it?

by Anonymousreply 3August 25, 2020 1:42 AM

Raychel sounds like a histrionic drama queen and noot all that much fun.

by Anonymousreply 4August 25, 2020 1:45 AM

My first dildo! Oh the good times we had up in the attic together!

by Anonymousreply 5August 25, 2020 1:46 AM

Was it a giant dancing dildo?

by Anonymousreply 6August 25, 2020 1:47 AM

No, Cindy, but it does sing and play the piano.

by Anonymousreply 7August 25, 2020 1:51 AM

It may be TMI, but my left-behind dildo would have a condom on it and be covered with dookie.

by Anonymousreply 8August 25, 2020 1:51 AM

R8, Ya think?

by Anonymousreply 9August 25, 2020 1:52 AM

They should take it on the Antique Roadshow. It’s probably worth a fortune!

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by Anonymousreply 10August 25, 2020 1:53 AM

I KNOW NOTHING! Must have been the last owners.

by Anonymousreply 11August 25, 2020 1:56 AM

Don’t look at me!

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by Anonymousreply 12August 25, 2020 2:17 AM

This belongs in an LGBTQ museum or exhibit. It’s a meaningful artifact

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by Anonymousreply 13August 25, 2020 2:28 AM

Blumhouse needs to make a horror movie about this. Or it should be part of the Conjuring universe lol

by Anonymousreply 14August 25, 2020 1:19 PM

The Cockjuring

by Anonymousreply 15August 25, 2020 6:37 PM

I think Fran was up their installing insulation and took a break and just forgot it.

by Anonymousreply 16August 25, 2020 6:39 PM

Why did Matthew turn red? Well? Hmmmmnnn?

by Anonymousreply 17August 25, 2020 6:45 PM

THAT'S where I left it!

by Anonymousreply 18August 25, 2020 7:23 PM
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