What Did a Crush Do That Made You Instantly Lose Interest in Him/Her?

Weird subtle racist remarks/jokes

White after Labor Day. Unforgivable.

That's not true any more.

Funny how this was a popular thread on Reddit today, and the same exact subject appears on Datalounge.

They said they were fucking someone who was not only much older, but married as well. Totally grossed out after hearing that and it was obvious they had no morals and would have no problem cheating if they could admit that with no problem.

Said they didn't like animals. What kind of piece of shit does not like animals?

They didn’t reciprocate with the same feelings after I told them how I felt. Much as the grey area and having hope can be a good place to be for a while, it’s very freeing knowing for definite someone doesn’t feel the same. I’ve always found that helps me move on. And you get to do so without any ‘what ifs’.

R7........

Park the U-haul.

Admitted to posting on DL

Very rude to a waiter, that ended it.

Insisted on calling me "Uncle Bill" the 1st and only time we had sex. My name isnt Bill. Then bursting into tears when he came just sealed the deal . So cute,so fucking weird.

Married a woman

We went to see a movie. His ex showed up at the theater, too. Dirty, disheveled, greasy hair. Totally scuzzy. Sat down next to me and farted nonstop the entire run of the feature.

Okay...if that's your type, you're not mine.

Showed up for aerobics in sweats and PF Flyers.

Asked me to throw a pie in his face. Really.

He got into the bottom position with his legs up—before me.

Claimed that they didn't drink or smoke weed.

Stabbed me in the heart with a fucking pencil when I expressed my feelings.

Directed a few lame horror movies.

You've got my life R19. Was one of them 976-Evil by any chance?

R16 - Funny!!!!

He told me I could be good-looking if I got some plastic surgery.

Kissed me tenderly on my birthday then a week later denied it had ever happened.

Simple. He told me he wasn't interested in ME.

Raped me.

Well, actually it was the tiny meat, but the rape (or should I say "rape") revealed the fact to me.

CANCELLED.

Farted really loud in bed, and acted like nothing ever happened.

R26 I actually knew a guy that would do that on purpose. It was like a test. If they reacted snottily he quit dating them . Was your guy named kent ???

It's called a Dutch Oven. But you have to pull the covers over the victim so he is trapped.

Took me up to the Hollywood Hills to show me the beautiful view. Then proceeded to pull out a hypodermic needle and shot up. Not so sexy.

He shot himself...dead...in my kitchen. Ruined the moment, and the dinner.

Had a tattoo.

Told me my pussy stank.

Wore diarrhea brown long johns with multiple holes in them. He had a sexy body but he looked so awful in them my interest waned in an instant.

Just to clarify, OP asked about an actual crush, not just someone you went out with.

Thank-you, R34. What's your point?

R35 What's your question?

He showed me his poverty-stricken life. I quit!

Lol R20...no but he did direct The Prodigy.

Real life crush - turned out to be a white supremacist

Celebrity crush - I fell for Jim Caviezel when I saw him in The Thin Red Line. Then I found out he was a far right wingnut who supported Rick Santorum

He’d dated a drag queen.

Wonder what happened to that guy.

Honestly?

He stood me up for a date-lite at 9 and then showed up at 2 am wanting to come in and fuck.

Instant de-crush.

[quote]Lol [R20]...no but he did direct The Prodigy.

Different guy. Difference decade. The Prodigy came out in 2019. My guy wasn't the director -- that was Robert "Freddy" Englund. He was the writer. Don't know what yours did but my friend was an un-medicated bipolar rich guy heavy into freaky kinds of S&M. And I'm just too vanilla for that stuff. Nice guy otherwise though.

Posting stupid memes on Instagram.

I had a crush on a man for a decade. It made sense at first because I saw him everyday, but then it continued when I saw him maybe once every two years.

I saw him recently. He still looks great. But I have no interest now. Just because I have a new crush. Not having any fresh material to crush on kills a crush eventually when there are other men around.

This isn't me but a friend had a huge crush on a guy he'd see on the train. They actually flirted and met. He found out the guy was married with a new baby and terrified of STDs. My friend decided to seduce him one night by giving him a blow job through the window of his car in a parking lot. His legs were sticking out the window and he went to work. The man was so horrified and my friend managed to eject himself from the window before the guy rolled it up and tore off in his car. I guess he lost interest lol.

Kept going on about how much he liked ‘Beef Strokinoff.’ Said it about three times. Hahahaha.

I didn't like Stevie, so he dropped me...

Expressed sympathy for Trump because the press was so mean to him.

He said "Delish" when we were talking about America's Test Kitchen.

Dining out, when he paid for us he ordered a cheeseburger, when I was paying for us, he ordered the most expensive steak on the menu. He had money. Cheap bastard.

Was a decent kisser the first time I went out with him but he just took me to the beach. I was underage so he said we couldn’t go anywhere or do anything much. Looked me up 3 years later or so and when I thought we were going to go out he had on sweat shorts and I didn’t realize I was meeting him at some friend’s apartment. He was so obviously not dressed to go anywhere. He wanted a booty call so I left.

Drained pasta.

Yanked his puppy’s leash and dragged the yelping baby. He went from being muscular, handsome, and hairy to being a snotty, spoiled brat.

I found out he fucked one of my friends and took the condom off while he was passed out on a Maximum Impact high. That’s basically rape.

My big strong manly crush turned into a prissy little diva after one drink. It was very off-putting.

I kind of wish the man I'm currently obsessed with would do something like strangle a puppy so I could get over him.

At a work event ate really weirdly (not great table manners) and then, after everyone had been drinking, was an overly enthusiastic dancer. Like Elaine Benis but as I was the only sober person no one else really noticed. They were all dancing badly but he was really noticeable. Then a few of us had a late dinner, he ate, exited abruptly and didn’t pay. Total end of crush. Too many weird things at once.

Dean Cain: Jeezus...did he look good in that costume. Then I found out about his politics...instant dick wilter.

OJ Simpson: he was a good-looking man, then...well, we all know what happened next.

In real life, there was a guy in college who was really good-looking, nice body (like the Soloflex guy), wore the tightest jeans, and had such a cute, muscular butt...then I witnessed him bully another guy. From total stud to total jerk-off.

Self-hating Jew

I'd meet the occasional Jew Hating Self. Was at a dinner party at some fancy party and this drunk queen says to me "I had to stop six times coming over here for these jews who wouldn't get out of my way." I swear he said that. Everyone stopped with their forks midway to their mouths. And then they all looked at me.

I had a crush in college with beautiful blue eyes and jet black hair. We finally ended up dancing and making out on the dance floor at the LimeLight and I was so excited to pursue it further.

Then someone told me he dyed his hair and wore blue contacts. Instant turn off and I immediately quit pursuing him.

Outed me to his gaggle of fags. When I wasn’t out yet.

r61 that's not very nice

Is a Republican...PASS!!!

Didn’t like FOLLIES.

Moved to Texas and ghosted me

I had a very new friendship with a guy i adored. We were young, early 20's, he comes to my house one night crying. He's got spots on his dick. He's scared. Will i go to the STI clinic with him. It's syphilis. He doesn't know who he got it from because he had been with so many guys in a two week period!! This should have been a warning sign. I'm not a judgmental person. I feel sorry for him. I ignored the many warning signs. In the subsequent months I fall in love with him. It ended terribly, he was an absolute cunt. Listen to your instincts. I still love the bastard though.

Said Gone With the Wind was a stupid movie and laughed at my collection of porcelain Scarlett O'Hara dolls

He audibly farted while FaceTiming. And like, his face scrunched up and everything.

Sometimes, reading people's writing will be a turn-off (bad spelling, can't figure out contractions, etc.).

He talked about cheating on an ex as if it were nothing.

Being a slut is fine, if that's the agreement. Being a shameless dishonest whore is not.

Supporting QAnon

He told me he had been with 7 guys in one weekend. Yeah, no thanks.

Prep signals to me you're not necessarily looking after your health, but you're an irresponsible slut. You might not have HIV but you probably have everything else.

[quote]I had a crush on a man for a decade.

That’s just sad. Please tell me that even though you had a crush on him that you still dated/had relationships with other people during this time?

[quote]That’s just sad. Please tell me that even though you had a crush on him that you still dated/had relationships with other people during this time?

Nope.

And that's not even the saddest thing about my romantic stories.

They don’t like to have kids

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First - on a date told me he was cheating on his boyfriend. We didn’t have desert

Second - went back to his place, we made out got naked and he proceeded to shoot up. With what I don’t know. I Got dressed and walked out. His last words as I left, whatev....

Says he is not a fan of musicals

Littering. It's so careless and says a lot about you as a person.

R58 my crush actually bullied *me*.

It must have majorly fucked me up somehow, because I’ve never had a relationship or a sexual encounter and can’t envisage myself being successfully able to, either.

R78

'Desert' has one 'S', it stands for Sand; 'Dessert' has two 'S's, for Sugary Sweet. You're Welcome.

Kept asking me--several times a day--"Do you love me?" After the first time or two....

R81 Care to develop? Do you attribute his bullying as the sole reason for your lack of intimate experiences? Did he bully you for being gay?

He was obviously gay (talented, gorgeous, built) but would go out of his way to gush over his completely heterosexual marriage to a much older dumpy woman named Deborah. But with his Australian accent it came out Dibra.

Now I don't crush on him at all. Its gone.

The usual. He aged badly.

Does being HIV+ make people lose interest too ?

Perfect guy, handsome, good job and lovely to around. Then one night he made dinner and drained the pasta in a colander over under cold water...

We went to the beach and he strips off his shorts and was wearing the cheesiest RAINBOW striped bikini.

He asked me for nudes so I sent them and then I found out he was showing them to his friends without my knowledge or consent.

R90 that’s fucking terrible. Did you get some payback? I’d be furious, and probably get a complex if someone did that to me.

R90 honey everyone does that.

Made me watch a really bad movie he had made, all two hours plus of it. Dick wilter.

R84 ah, I should have elaborated, but I didn’t think anyone would care because it’s long-winded childish #lesbiandrama.

You probably still won’t care now and I don’t blame you, but for anyone interested or for any babydykes who may wander past; I got picked on by a straight girl I was in love with during senior year, because she was a mean bitch and because I was nerdy and passive and just a walking target in general. As far as I know, it was nothing to do with me being gay, unless my bully had homophobia issues I knew nothing about.

My crush was tall and willowy, pretty, blonde, and the lead in the Drama club. She was the extroverted and tough but sensitive androgynous type, tending to wear leather jackets to school and sneak out to concerts but also cry over romantic movies and get giggly or shy when her boyfriend - high-achieving, wealthy, hippie type - brought her flowers. She was popular, well-liked, and nice and friendly to everyone but me. It was a mindfuck.

This girl would screw with me knowing that I had a past history of being bullied, and in retrospect probably knowing I had a crush on her too. She would do things like steal my bag in homeroom, take everything out to pass around and mock with her friends; or deliberately walk hard into me and trip me up passing in the halls; or badmouth me to other students with the most ridiculous rumors (like a teacher got me pregnant), and make fun of me in class when I had to give a presentation or answer a question (a joke the teachers all found hilarious, encouragingly); or flirt with me in class to confuse me, then literally turn her back and ignore me when I smiled over at her in the common rooms trying foolishly to make amends.

We were both 17 and I’d had years of this treatment from other girls by then, so I really should have stood up for myself and called her out publicly to put a stop to it. However, my emotions and hormones got in the way. Gods know why I desired her and admired her at all when she acted like such an immature juvenile bitch, but the heart wants what it wants and I wrongly perceived we had an energetic connection of some sort. I thought she was a talented actress, a witty and smart individual, good-hearted when she thought to be, and someone with confidence I wanted for myself. I was so jealous of her boyfriend I couldn’t stand sitting next to him and making friendly small-talk in our shared classes. So the whole thing was a two-way street, for which I now take my part of responsibility.

One memorable occasion on Valentines’, she left me a flower on my desk (with a lovenote in her handwriting) inplain view of everyone, then when I saw it and asked her about it she denied all knowledge of it and started asking everyone if they knew of the insane individual who’d do such a thing. I’ve never forgotten that, and I think it has wired my mind to believing that my own feelings of desire or intimacy are something shameful and deserving of humiliation. I’ve spoken to therapists about it and have been unable to shake the fear or the memory.

My pattern now is falling for unavailable people who treat me inequally and with disdain (whether via direct put-downs or immediate unsubtle ghosting), or who just don’t take me seriously. I rarely experience people showing attraction toward me, but on the few occasions where that has happened I found the suitors (so to speak) unattractive and creepy on some level. Envisaging a future where I am happy and have a partner of any description completely eludes me - my mind is blank. I really don’t know what to do about it.

He open wallot with no monies! After I gave pee pee show!

Cheer up r94! You've recognised the pattern, but that insight is inert without action, it's hard, I would guess. And no amount of what other people say will make you feel different in and of itself. While you draw breath there is hope, even if you only live to spite those who caused you so much pain and grief.

Xxx

R81/R94 Was this in the 60’s or 70’s since you mentioned hippie?

Decided he was non-binary and started insisting on they/them pronouns

He preferred messy jelly lube instead of liquid lube.

He pulled down his pants to reveal an ugly smelly stink fish pussy. I was catfished by a MTF! The horror!

Sorry FTM... we’ve been drinking

R97 haha no it did not! This only took place about 12 years, in fact. I use the word “hippie” because my parents do.

R96 thank you for your kind words, that’s very sweet. I know intellectually that you’re right, of course. The best revenge really is living well. My challenge in life so far has been getting my heart and emotions to agree with my head, and change my actions accordingly. Anyone got tips for doing that?

^^12 years AGO. God I hate this posting format.

They told me they frequent a website called Datalounge.

Dirty fingernails.

Got religion.

I had no idea beggars could be this choosy.

Fight with a waitress an Indian restaurant about the cultural relevance of tea in India. He knew he had fucked up and the rest of the meal was excruciating as was the rid home and inevitable “talk.”

R108 Oh god - the waitress probably spit, pissed, or shit in your food if the fight was before the meal.

Well, i was on the other end. My boyfriend left me when i got throat cancer. I guess it was a deal breaker. Like THE day i was diagnosed. I was too distraught to be angry, People are cunts.

R108 Details? What did he say to her?

R110 Be glad you didn’t waste another moment with that piece of shit.

R108 I don’t recall much, just that it was chai related, maybe about having milk? It was interesting because he knew he fucked up, but continued to bury himself deeper instead of concede that he was wrong, apologize and move on. It was that arrogance of needing to be right and his attempt, or whatever it was, to impress me that was the undoing. If he just would have been a gentleman, said he didn’t know what he was talking about I wouldn’t even remember. Oh, and if it wasn’t clear the waitress was Indian and I think part of the family of the owners.

I thought “crush” meant a one-sided affection that delightfully suspends all constraints and kind of objectifies them.

Had a crush on my vet. She calls me later in the day after I had taken my dog in for blood work. We are chatting and by the conversation it is obvious she is a conservative.

As he disrobed, he was wearing a black vinyl thong with a zipper down the front. I'm a fraidy-cat.

R87, only if it's full-blown AJDS.

I've been crushing on the same guy for a year. Haven't met him yet. I'm sick of this obsession and wish I could meet him and learn he has bad breath or body odor or some other awful trait. I need to learn something nasty about him to lose this fixation. I'm wasting my own life wanting him.

R70 I’ve been turned off after reading crushes’ Facebook posts- I don’t mind typos or innocent grammatical/spelling errors, but consistently misusing basic words like your/you’re makes me lose respect.

R87 and R117 I’ve totally lost interest in guys after finding them on Grindr and reading that they’re poz and/or into bb.

R118 my current crush (of about a month) is also someone I have never met. He literally doesn’t know I exist.

I had a huge crush on one of my grad school classmates for several months until I found out he was straight.

Show me his disgusting narcissistic personality behind closed doors. He love bombed me, flattered me, treated me like a queen until I finally moved in with him. Then his cray came out. I was so appalled. I didn’t even stay with him for a full year before deciding to hide my money and move out.

R61, you couldn't tell they were contacts? Those colored contacts give you lizard eyes; they look very strange.

[Quote] He was obviously gay (talented, gorgeous, built) but would go out of his way to gush over his completely heterosexual marriage to a much older dumpy woman named Deborah. But with his Australian accent it came out Dibra.

I'm usually the one who fucks it up and makes them lose interest in me, not the other way around.

R123 do you shit on dicks?

He said he believed in God. I laughed and then pitied him.

On a third date, I inadvertently mentioned that I didn't really find back hair attractive, after he prompted me by commenting on another guy's hairy back. Oops.

A couple dates later, it was time for a sleepover. We had a fun night. Come morning light, I see blood spots all over my sheets when he got up to pee. When he returned, he started crying and told me he had his back waxed. He bled on my sheets; it was over.

Aw that was sweet of him, r126. I’m not a back hair fan either but I give him bonus points for trying to please you

R126, you come off as kind of a cunt. Having back hair is not that unusual. You better stick with guys who have no body hair at all if you want to avoid back hair totally. I feel sad for your fling for having in the first place try to please you and then be humiliated enough to shed a few tears for you.

Dragged me to ‘friends helping friends’ pyramid scheme and later an EST type seminar, both designed to steal my money and my sanity

I no longer could fool myself into feeling safe around him

Some of you deserve to be alone

He tried to sell me Amway products

Such delicate flowers on here ! Back hair grosses you out ? What about ass crack hair ? Or ear hair ? R126 you sound like a real piece of work and Id be safe in betting you will die alone. The man went through a painful and unnecessary procedure just to please you and you were pissed ? You're not just a cunt,you're an uber cunt !

[quote] Funny how this was a popular thread on Reddit today, and the same exact subject appears on Datalounge.

Um, yeah, that happens all the time. Same with Twitter threads.

R126

R131 you’re misremembering, Jay, honey. It was Confederated Products. And he was a straight guy.

Did not meet with Mother's approval!!

Wow I forgot about guys like R129's. I've had 2 dates that turned into MLM pitches.

R126 you are a nasty cunt.

We went out to dinner and he asked for sugar and lemons so he could make his own lemonade at the table....😒

Told me that he still lived at home with his parents...he was forty.

Proper back waxing does not result in a person bleeding. A good esthetician could wax a gorilla and leave her smooth.

But R126 certainly represents one end of the "Date from Hell" spectrum. Not the bleeder, who sounds like someone needing true caring.

His head started to smell really bad, even in the refrigerator.

R142 Well to be fair about it dear,when he said he wanted to give you head I dont think he meant it quite that way.

Not in my program/major

sent me a picture of their poop

He should have dumped you, r126.

I LOVE back hair!

Had a crush for several years on a guy who was absolutely gorgeous. The most beautiful man I’d ever seen and while I knew it was nothing more than a crush, it was always a pleasure to be around him just to look at him. His personality was odd and the crush finally died when I found out he had been indicted for child pornography and is now doing several years in a federal prison.

R140 how do you know he didn’t have a good reason for living with them, like having to take care of them?

Had to ask his husband’s permission.

R148 brrrrr.

But for the gender, that happened on a particularly good episode of BAD GIRLS.

Ricky Martin - started buying kids one after the other.

Rude to waitstaff seems to be a theme. Reminds me of the scene from cable guy where Owen Wilson is such a douche on a date.

Especially the part where he tries to feign interest in his dates life. That’s a killer.

Men who interrupt you.

R154 OT but my father does that to women, and it drives me fucking crazy.

R155, not OT. It’s so fucking rude to do it to anyone.

Start a thread on Datalounge.

yoga he was this northern European/nordic type, uncut, hung, not overly built . but that was it for me. he finished up with a headstand. I still cringe thinking about this

you never know someone until you've seen his morning routine

He never brought his wallet.

R158 and the problem was?

R158 and the problem was?

Used the words "stank sleeve".

men who cannot spell

R163, their the wurst

yoga, R161? really?

what are we going to do afterwards, go out for brunch and shopping?

I NEVER rag on femmy guys, or give anyone shit about their lisp or their Liza albums. but I cant get hard to that. sorry.

Bad breath.

Some of you picky cunts deserve to die alone

At the time I was only 18 and had a beautiful fluffy, friendly lionhead rabbit which I was very fond of. He refused to touch it and actually backed away, despite not being allergic.

R165 I assume yoga itself wasn't the issue, but his personality.

Yoga in itself is just a type of exercize, and it is very healthy for anyone.

I mentioned this before — dating a bear is burp and fart central. I used to be into hairy and husky guys and dated a few, but many think farting, burping and bathroom humor is hilarious. Oh course we all do it, but making such a show of being crude killed any crush. I finally realized bears are just the adult version the gross fat kid from your childhood that was always eating and busting ass and laughing about it. No thanks.

[quote]At the time I was only 18 and had a beautiful fluffy, friendly lionhead rabbit which I was very fond of. He refused to touch it and actually backed away, despite not being allergic.

I love animals but I personally have never felt any need to pet rabbits. Some are super fluffy and pretty but they seem somehow way wilder than cats or dogs, and you sort of feel they don't want you near them, or at least that's how as an outsider see them. I actually totally get why someone would back away but I totally get why you didn't want to have anything to do with him. A pet comes always before a stranger. I could never date anyone who didn't get along with my pets.

We were talking about kilts (which I occasionally wear for formal events and which piqued his interest). He volunteered that he liked the idea of wearing a kilt because he sometimes wished he was a girl. Already 3 or 4 implications I didn't have the interest in unpacking, just in that statement. Conversation nosedived from there and I haven't kept up with him since.

He used the word "unpack" in a sentence very similar to "Already 3 or 4 implications I didn't have the interest in unpacking, just in that statement."

R110, that is so fucked up to the point of absurd.

Borrowed my thermos and never returned it.

can't kiss--has happened too many times to count

Bad kissers can be trained R176. My 1st husband wasnt very good,I just dont think he had a lot of practice. But he was a helluva lay,so I took the time to teach him . He ended up being an amazing kisser,maybe even better than me!

Out on a first date he had a dismissive attitude to the server then leaned over fingering my collar and told me my collar stays were missing.

Then he sniffed and polished his fork with the napkin.

I endured but soon fled.

His doll collection

R170 If I could pin a comment to the top of the page, this would be it.

Except for the "dismissive of server" part, I could possibly have been r178's date.

R179 even a buff guy with dolls? (sorry, “figures”)

R158 dumped someone for doing yoga?

I’m sorry, what?

[quote]what are we going to do afterwards, go out for brunch and shopping?

Someone sounds quite damaged. Wonder how many crushes you’ve killed just by opening your mouth.

Bragged that his only sources of news were "The Daily Show" and Steven Colbert.

R185, give me his number 💖💖

Began to smoke a cigarette while I was going down on him.

R187 -- Did he at least have the manners to ask if you minded if he smoked while you were eating?

The revelation that all of his friends were awful, vapid, mean people. He seemed like the sweetest guy, but show me your friends ...

hmmm R189. sounds like he tends to attract creeps....

Left a $2 tip when much, much more was required for the bill

would not stop talking about astrology

like, he's never on time this week because something is retrograde rising in his venus. ok

Confessed that I would be hotter if spoke with a heavier FOB Asian accent

R189, were you dating Jonathan Groff?

Get old.

He said he liked Trump because he got a tax cut

When I was 14 I had a crush in this cute skater in my class. However, my feelings for him evaporated when I found out he smoked pot! Man, I was lame...

Saw him picking his nose when I was returning from the table from the bathroom. Had his whole finger up there and was really going to town. I circled back and ask the hostess something then came back in hopes that he was done with the cavity search. Needless to say we parted and there was no second date.

He was immediately dumped when his inability to properly load a dishwasher was discovered.

use the word pimp as part of her email address

Vulnerable to the DL firing squad here, but; called me “needy” and cut off all contact after I put them up on my couch, fed them, and monitored how they were during a difficult recovery from a potentially-fatal crisis of health.

You made the right call, r197.

I had a crush of a really cute guy and he seemed somewhat into me too.

We went on a lunch date and he had a hair sticking out from his nostril. I was young and petty so I immediately thought he was gross

He actually responding positively to my embarrassing overtures. I ran like an Olympiad.

R204 Sorry- responded

Opened his mouth.

Laughed when his cat puked in my shoes.

[quote] had a beautiful fluffy, friendly lionhead rabbit

As a pet?

Sounds like he dodged a bullet.

R191 and did you make up the difference yourself to give the server a "full" tip, or did you just sit in silence and complained to us later like a beta coward?

Chewing on his nails while we're having a conversation. At least we weren't eating at the time--or, well, I wasn't anyway. Stomach-turning...

Farted LOUD on one of those plastic booth benches while we were eating and the sound reverberated throughout the place. People turned around and looked and he laughed. We were finished so I told him I had to get running.

Recently went on socially distanced date going on walk w/my dog in tow. Convo flowed well up until he stuck foot out to trip dog's hind leg. End of date

OMFG I cant even with all these fart stories ! I told any man I ever dated right up front "an occasional slip is one thing,but making a production out of it is another entirely and I will NOT have it" ! I grew up in a family of farters who thought it the height of hilarity and it repulsed me from childhood. I know,I sound very stick up the ass, but I cant help it.

R213 r11 here - I’m the same way. It was nasty -it sounded like a machine gun going off for like 10 seconds since it was amplified by the plastic bench he was sitting on. Everyone looked at us. I was so embarrassed.

R211 I mean

Sorry, I still think farting is extremely funny in ANY circumstance.

He was giving me head and threw up chicken parmesan all over himself, me, and the bed.

r217, you win

Said he’s had sex with women.

20 years ago when I was 20. Hot guy. Handsome, blond hair, tanned, toned, and lips that could suck a golf ball through a garden hose. First date went very very well. Sex was mind-blowing. Second date I found out he was addicted to meth.

earrings

caftans

R122 An unnecessary embellishment, dear. We all get it.

Wanted to combine food and sex. I hate that--icky. I love each individually, but keep em separate!

Handsome director of a play, I was in. Cast all went out to dinner, after a performance. He tipped $1.

Made up a scenario to get out of a date 90 minutes beforehand. He offered a rescheduled date for the next evening and, when I followed up the next day, he never replied. Talk about a crush that instantly dissipated. Deleted and never bothered again.

R224, and how much did you tip?

Thought dirty jokes were foreplay.

Told me he's into yellow and brown. And NO its not the skin color.

R121 It was always too dark to see any details at Limelight.

90 Day Fiance

Said he was a Roman Catholic and started ranting aboujt God.

He had the nerve to try to escape after I spent all that time tying him up and putting the ball gag in his mouth! He made me hit him and knock him out. Not my fault.

Some guys are just ungrateful.

Vote Republican. Vote for Trump.

R213, your sensitivities about "fart productions" is far from being as offensive as your terrible English.

[quote]OMFG I can't (Oh, dear,) even with all these fart stories ! (Oh, dear.) I told any man I ever dated right up front (Oh, dear.) "an occasional slip is one thing,but (Oh, dear.) making a production out of it is another entirely and I will NOT have it" ! (Oh, dear.) I grew up in a family of farters who thought it the height of hilarity and it repulsed me from childhood. I know,I (Oh, dear.) sound very stick up the ass, (Oh, dear x 3.) but I can't (Oh, dear.) help it.

If you're retarded please have the floor monitor at your group home let us know so that we can make appropriate allowances. Until then, chill. You may not like farts but your writing is a turd smeared across the screen.

Thank you.

R234 loves for rough trade to fart in her mouth .

R234 has way too much time on their hands.

R235 can't do anything but what she always does - behave homophonically.

And R236 is illiterate AND a mangler of the language, twat what she is.

Excuse me. Twat that its is.

The low DL - so many out-of-work shits.

Thank you so much R234/R237 for deigning to grace us illiterates with your magnificence . We are better for having such an esteemed CUNT such as you to point out our ignorance . Bless you ,you pendantic fart sucking unfucked old twat .

R237 is hitting the vodka hard today.

[R226] I always tip 25-30%. But a dollar? If you aren't able or willing to do better than that, for waitstaff, please eat at home. Or fast food.

Pick their nose and eat the contents🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

No R241 !!! I cant believe that ever happened !!! PLEASE tell me you made that up ! Did you confront him? what did he say ?

When he wouldn’t discuss the sealed, plastic 55 gallon drum in his living room. At least the table cloth covering it was nice.

r 240, but did you make up that dinner for his lousy tip or did you just wallow in silence and complain later online like so many of Dlers would?

R240 ^

R81= Velma from Scooby Doo the later years

Liked me back.

[244] I tipped 30%, the highest I really can afford to go. It was all separate checks, not pooling. I saw it as I got up to leave. One time I was meeting the new bf's family. I was taking care of the tip, for our two meals. When his grandmother saw my tip, she grabbed hers off the table, and stuck it back in her purse. Sigh.

Doesn’t initiate conversation or invite me out as much as I do, can’t spell to save his life, has given hints he’s conservative or libertarian.

Wore ugly slippers around the house.

Took the trash out wearing said ugly slippers during my first visit at his place.

The mundanity of it all! I wasn't ready for it.