Saw him for the very first a couple of days ago, and I immediately got hard. I wouldn't attirbute that solely to being 22. There's just something about those glasses adding an ineffable allure to his already beguiling face. He just exudes nerd vibes corrupted by a patent hint of masculinity -- and I'm here for it. What do you guys think about him?
I've been seeing him for a while now. I think he's gorgeous.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | August 22, 2020 7:42 PM |
He has a nice head of hair. He vaguely reminds me of Johnny Galecki. He doesn't give me a boner but I'm happy for you OP.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | August 22, 2020 7:44 PM |
22?! He looks like he's 42.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | August 22, 2020 7:46 PM |
Wow. He is so handsome.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | August 22, 2020 7:47 PM |
[QUOTE] 22?! He looks like he's 42.
If he was 42 then OP wouldn’t have made this thread, cause in 20 years when his hairline is peeled six inches backward like the skin of an orange, nobody will find him cute.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | August 22, 2020 7:52 PM |
He looks like Kirk Cameron.
His eyes look a little wonky and I’d be interested to see if he’s as handsome without the glasses on.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | August 22, 2020 7:58 PM |
R3 Here, I thought OP was indicating that he was 22 -- owing to why he might be prone to immediate hard ons.
I think Dymburt is around 31. (And that's what he looks to me.) He was at the University of Miami in some ten years ago. And interned at Fox in 2011. So that would fit.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | August 22, 2020 8:07 PM |
“Eye Candy?!” Well, I guess, if you like Zagnut bars or Dum-Dum lollipops!
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | August 22, 2020 8:10 PM |
Why is the bar so low for "handsome" these days?
He's average. I've seen much better looking guys just walking down the streets in NYC.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | August 22, 2020 8:13 PM |
Jeeeeesus Chrrrrrist! Nothing to see here but plain vanilla-lite.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | August 22, 2020 8:23 PM |
This wonky douche is not only fug, but thinks he's hot enough that some 1960's NASA scientist glasses will make him attractive and intellectual at the same time.
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | August 22, 2020 10:03 PM |
The glasses are awful. Awful.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | August 22, 2020 10:05 PM |
I think he looked better with a beard (2017).
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | August 23, 2020 12:31 AM |
Yum.
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | August 23, 2020 12:34 AM |
[quote]interned at Fox
Ewww.
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | August 23, 2020 12:37 AM |
So does anyone have the goods? Gay? Straight? Somewhere in between?
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | August 23, 2020 12:40 AM |
VERY Average White Guy.
Which on DL means he's gorgeous.
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | August 23, 2020 12:41 AM |
This OP earns an Oh, Mary, as well as the obligatory Oh, dear, for that tortured, thesaurus-gussied-up prose.
Pukeworthy.
Eyeglass fetishists are so.... sad.
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | August 23, 2020 12:43 AM |
His last name is Dymburt. How fitting.
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | August 23, 2020 12:53 AM |
OP even posts femme bottom
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | August 23, 2020 12:55 AM |
A lot of nothin'.
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | August 23, 2020 1:19 AM |
He’s cute, OP. And I assumed also that it is you who are 22...?
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | August 23, 2020 1:53 AM |
He's a plain Jane but each to his own, I guess.
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | August 23, 2020 3:04 AM |
R23, Yup, I'm 22. R18, Thanks, and yup I used a thesaurus lol, and please don't hate on "eyeglasses fetishists."
| by Anonymous | reply 25 | August 23, 2020 9:41 AM |
R20, and you're not a femme bottom lol?
| by Anonymous | reply 26 | August 23, 2020 9:42 AM |
"Eye candy" is a mass (uncountable) noun, OP. You can say "a nice piece of eye candy."
| by Anonymous | reply 27 | August 23, 2020 9:57 AM |
I am not R7.
| by Anonymous | reply 28 | August 23, 2020 1:15 PM |
Thanks, R27! I'll take note of that.
| by Anonymous | reply 29 | August 23, 2020 8:02 PM |
How’s his hygiene?
| by Anonymous | reply 31 | December 28, 2020 5:51 PM |
He does resemble Kirk Cameron a bit as R6 indicated.
| by Anonymous | reply 32 | December 28, 2020 5:52 PM |