Rocco's starting to look more normal.

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Thankfully, he gets his looks from his daddy. Mostly.

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The "GF" looks a bit long in the tooth.

I knew he was a late blossomer. He was an awkward teen. Weird fashions and shaved haircuts. A couple more years and he'll be a pin-up.

Gemma Collins has lost a ton of weight.

That collar does nothing for his neck.

Like a date with mom!

He's handsome, but short.

That is one weird outfit: a jean jacket and also a pair of jeans. That's what's commonly called "a Canadian tuxedo."

If I passed him in the street in that get-up I would think he was on the spectrum. Too bad he can't find jeans the right length. Maybe he should shop in the "husky juniors" section.

He looks cute and attractive. Madonna has been a successful mother so far and I give her that. Her kids would been drug users and spoiled entitled kids just like most of celebrities’ children given their mom, Madonna, is extremely wealthy.

Lola is in her final year at a university and Rocco just started uniting his 1st year. David is professionally trained in soccer.

I thought Lourdes dropped out of university.

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Quasimodo.

They look like the same jeans. Trust me kid, they don't look how you obviously think they look on you.

Their looks would be improved by sanitary face masks.

He’s short & his head is too big for his little body.

How many threads do we need on this nobody?

Does this 20 year old go to school or work? Or does he just walk around with friends all day?

He's in art school.

Surely he's college age.

Why no face masks?

[quote]He's in art school.

Ahh, why of course. “Art” school. Kinda like when that Beckham kid went to “photography” school.

Little homosexual boy!

[quote]Why no face masks?

We don't wear them outside in London.

He looks much better with longer hair.

Happy to see him getting out of that roaring 20s persona. He's a handsome lad. Looks powerfully built.

[quote] Madonna has been a successful mother so far and I give her that.

Has she had much to do with his upbringing? He's been raised in the UK by his father primarily.

He does look good.

Rocco can't stand Madonna.

Matching denim jeans and jacket - prison uniform.

He got his mother's package.

Denim leiser suit

Leisure oops

I love the look. His retro outfits are all fantastic. The 1940s/early 50s cut of the jeans are adorable on him. All in all, I'd say he looks...not bad.

Who knows what Grandma Donna was using while she was pregnant with him. He seems kinda stunted in his development. For his sake, I hope he has big dick. I’m sure most people just want something from him. He doesn’t come off as cool as I’m sure he tries to be. Oh, well. He does have all that money and all those connections through mommy and daddy.

The GF looks quite stylish - I should think she's helping him.

Vadge as a mother, JFC

no wonder he's in Europe

He looks like an extra from Anchors Aweigh in R14’s pic.

Leave Rocco alone! He's probably the nicest member of the family.

lola is STILL in university? didn't she enroll in 2014? she should have a masters degree at this point

is she pregnant?

Rocco is cool. He goes to St. Martins in London which is a prestigious art school. Rocco left at 15 and never went back to Madonna. She seems to have a thing with men. Her bio son is the one who gave her the most problems. Lourdes seems like she has some boundaries with Madge.

He’s so very tiny. Poor little thing.

It took three hours to get that shot.

He looks a lot like his father.

Satan.

Unlike Brooklyn Beckham, Rocco really does have some talent in the arts. I think he’ll finish his schooling at his college. Whether he does anything after that, who knows. He may just be a high society kid.

But he seems like a happy guy. I wish him well.

he has no talent

To have no talent is not enough.

Of course Madonna drank a lot during the pregnancy.

Although it was mostly piss.

#nosausage

[quote]Unlike Brooklyn Beckham, Rocco really does have some talent in the arts.

Where’s the proof of this Vadge fan?🧐

From the story from Page Six at r31:

[quote] When it comes to bringing up her kids, the 57-year-old wild child is an old-school disciplinarian. She enforces strict rules for her brood — daughter Lourdes, 19, from her relationship with Carlos Leon; Rocco; David Banda, 10, whom she adopted with Ritchie from a Malawi orphanage; and Mercy James, 9, also adopted from Malawi.

[quote] Madonna’s kids must follow the hard-core macrobiotic diet that she herself abides by. Sweets and chocolate are outlawed, along with dairy products, salt and preservatives. TV is banned and Lourdes got an iPhone only after turning 15. If the kids leave clothes on the floor, the items are taken away.

[quote] Speaking a decade ago about Lourdes getting in trouble for her sloppiness, Madonna explained: “She has to earn all of her clothes back by being tidy, picking up things in her room, making her bed in the morning . . . She wears the same outfit every day to school until she learns her lesson.”

Madonna sounds like the Second Coming of J. C. ... Joan Crawford.

R44 cites a "prestigious" art school Rocco attends as if his enrollment was somehow honors- or achievement-based.

[quote] He may just be a high society kid.

High society?

Kinda looks to me like he smells cookies?

I don't know R55, Madge seems like the type that would make you earn it without any help from her.

Rocco is very good with animals.

Someone posted examples of his art on DL recently (see link). He attends CSM (Central Saint Martins) in London.

Rocco looks so much like his dad but he has his mother’s original pumpkin head. Before she got the chin implant and everything else to give her face more angularity.

R54, except for the too strict diet that actually sounds like good parenting, especially so for celebrities children

Chin implant? Madonna had cheek fillers after the Confessions era. She didn't have a chin implant in the 1980s.

Papa.

Son.

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[quote]Leave Rocco alone! He's probably the nicest member of the family.

I get that he's Datalounge hot to a lot of you, but let's not pretend like he isn't peculiar and a little brat.

[Quote] let's not pretend like he isn't peculiar

This is DL. Home of the peculiar.

He's got Madonna's height and the Ciccone head. He looks a little like Christopher/her dad in the eyes, but is definitely his father's son. He's a little for flashy than Lourdes, but we never hear about Rocco either. That's a sign of really good parenting or Madge is such a lunatic that the thought of being anything like her or trying to get her publicity has completely turned them both off. He's not an attention whore Beckham. The one thing Madge did seem to instill is to be yourself in terms of dress. Rocco has gone from skater to British mob attire to now almost like a Gaultier inspired gay sailor who grew up in the east end. Lourdes has been 80's to punk to IDGAF.

His art at r60 proves he has talent.

She definitely got a chin implant. I have no idea what year.

Then show us the before and after. The woman never lacked for a chin.

The link at r60 to the second exhibition from the artist named Rhed shows work of exceptional talent. Strange that DL seems to be the only online source making this connection to Rocco. Is this a scoop or a ‘Rhed’ herring?

Rhed is only rumored to be Rocco, ever since Madonna, Guy and Rocco went to see an exhibition of Rhed's in July. There was a Daily Mail article about it, and Rhed's bio on a gallery website makes it sound like it's Rocco, but they call Rhed a Millennial while Rocco is most definitely Gen Z. I'd say it's probably not him but rumors are gonna swirl.

[quote]Rhed is a young emerging artist whose cultural background is diverse and unconventional. His childhood was spent between New York and London which have given him an eclectic and diverse artistic background. He has embraced a new genre of bricolage art with expressionist style and street energy. It is no surprise that he first dabbled as a graffiti artist.

[quote]His works are unique and brilliantly chaotic with a playful and performative aspect. Society conflicts such as the obsession with social media, fixation of celebrities & labels and generational problems such as drug abuse and depression are subjects that he approaches in a coded fashion; it is almost as if the artist uses the paintings to act as a spokesman for the millennial generation who have overdosed on a toxic society.

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And to be fair, some clueless people *still* refer to twentysomethings as "millennials."

(or rather: refer to any young person as a millennial--I am aware that the youngest millennials are still in their twenties)

Rocco only entered his 20s less than 2 weeks ago, r77.

Rocco is Gen Z. Interesting discovery. I cannot say I am any sort of art critic but some of works look like something my 5 y/o niece would draw. Then again, what is the difference between a child's painting and an artist who chooses to paint like a child?

I know, R77. I just meant that Rocco (along with many other young people) apparently mistakenly got referred to as a millennial. My post was in reference to R74:

[quote]There was a Daily Mail article about it, and Rhed's bio on a gallery website makes it sound like it's Rocco, but they call Rhed a Millennial while Rocco is most definitely Gen Z.

it looks like rocco in this pic

He's fug

Brooklyn Beckham is a lot better looking, pretentious photography aside.

He looks like a mix of Jeremy Sisto and Corey Feldman in this picture

Nope.

Rocco Bottom

R64 Goodness Guy is so ugly.

Honestly, they really can't be that of bad of kids considering Madonna is their mother with her fame. Neither have appeared on a reality show or whored themselves out on Instagram to date.