We were scavenging through the adult section of our gay neighbor’s yard sale and discovered a bin of dildos in various shapes and sizes. My boyfriend completely ignored the dildos of color and selected only the white ones.
Should I be concerned that my boyfriend is racist if he only buys white dildos?
by Anonymous | reply 53 | May 20, 2021 8:59 PM |
Just how damaged do you have to be to buy used dildos? Ewww...
by Anonymous | reply 1 | August 21, 2020 1:04 AM |
As long as they were clean and gently used, I don’t think there’s necessarily a problem.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | August 21, 2020 1:06 AM |
If you are buying sex toys at yard sales, BF’s quirk is the least of your problems.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | August 21, 2020 1:06 AM |
My sister swears she used to drive by an adult video store that advertised used “toys.” Of all things I would NEVER buy used...
by Anonymous | reply 4 | August 21, 2020 1:07 AM |
Does he discriminate while taking anon loads?
by Anonymous | reply 5 | August 21, 2020 1:08 AM |
Ok bitches we have established that OP and his boyfriend are saving money in the wrong places (dude those are items it may be worth spending more to not get second hand), but is the boyfriend also a closeted racist and just openly gross?
by Anonymous | reply 6 | August 21, 2020 1:10 AM |
I just can't imagine a world where someone would buy even a "gently" used dildo. Just how poor are you? Start a freaking gofundme or something. No one should have to stick a used dildo up their hole.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | August 21, 2020 1:14 AM |
better white than clear
by Anonymous | reply 8 | August 21, 2020 1:15 AM |
I asked the guy at a local shop out of curiosity what was the weirdest thing someone tried to return and he said a stripper pole.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | August 21, 2020 1:33 AM |
I know a lesbian couple that load all their toys in the dishwasher for a heavy cycle. They swear they are so clean afterwards you could eat with therm. So I could see some queens buying some if the price was right.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | August 21, 2020 1:40 AM |
R10 I notice they put the latex on the upper rack while the stainless steel goes in the bottom.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | August 21, 2020 1:48 AM |
Does your average everyday lesbian have that many dildos? I'm really really gay, so I'm not sure what lesbians do sexually.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | August 21, 2020 1:50 AM |
OP, it is very problematic that your partner has a bias against dildoes of color. Do they try to at least consume erotic media centering disabled trans poc?
And please stop with the classist shaming of OP for thrifting dildoes and other sensual-aids. People on limited incomes deserve sexual pleasure and self care. There are no germs, give me a break. Give 'em a rinse and keep it moving.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | August 21, 2020 1:59 AM |
OP he’s a racist pig and you need to dump him fast. If your man isn’t willing to shove any color of anything up his ass then you just plain need to dump him.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | August 21, 2020 2:02 AM |
They have a whole collection of different ones. Apparently they have a plastic tub on each side of the bed, one side has the clean ones and on the other side is the tub where they put the used ones. They had to do that because the dog was getting ahold of the used ones Plus before they weren’t washing and one got a UTI.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | August 21, 2020 2:03 AM |
Is the dildo white-white? Does it honk when you squeeze it? If so, he’s probably into clowns.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | August 21, 2020 2:05 AM |
I know way too much about your neighbor’s sex life, OP.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | August 21, 2020 2:07 AM |
Can you tell what color they are in the dark?
by Anonymous | reply 18 | August 21, 2020 2:09 AM |
Tip for the lesbian neighbor couples' UTI from dildo, wash dogs, dildos, and selves in diluted vinegar and wash underwear in bleach, as well as any plush dog toys.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | August 21, 2020 2:12 AM |
OP, walk away from the computer. You've become desperate for attention from anonymous strangers.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | August 21, 2020 2:14 AM |
Dump him. Then start dating someone who prefers your dick to discount bargain bin clearance dildos. You are better than this, OP.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | August 21, 2020 2:22 AM |
Easy Savings Tips for elders on assistance. Enjoy Sensual Thrifting!
by Anonymous | reply 22 | August 21, 2020 2:24 AM |
Plot twist: It turns out that the yard sale neighbor is a mortician.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | August 21, 2020 2:31 AM |
This is what I use OP. I got it on sale for like $40.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | August 21, 2020 2:35 AM |
If vinegar works, why not use pickles and enjoy a kosher dill afterwards? Sex and lunch. No fuss, no muss.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | August 21, 2020 2:39 AM |
OP, yes you should be concerned. But not that your BF is racist. Rather that he must rely on dildos, instead of yourself, for his sexual gratification. If you're white and the dildos are white ...... Well, I'm just pointing out the obvious.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | August 21, 2020 2:44 AM |
R15 I've never used a dildo, but FFS, isn't it common practice to wash them after each use? Granted, they're lesbians, but to just throw dirty dildos in a tub?
by Anonymous | reply 27 | August 21, 2020 3:11 AM |
I know this is a joke thread so I will bring in my frau reaction.
Why are you buying dildos? Don't you have 2 dicks already.
Well I hope it's a joke as you are getting one used from a yard sale.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | August 21, 2020 3:40 AM |
Yeah not sure, but I think they just had a basket o’dildos next to the bed and didn’t think much about cleaning, etc. They would just toss them all in the dishwater after a few weeks. But then after the UTI they developed the two tub system.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | August 21, 2020 3:46 AM |
Do either of them have canes? I feel like obesity is involved, if not hoarding. Both the lesbian neighbors and the gay dildo thrifting couple.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | August 21, 2020 3:48 AM |
This did not happen.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | August 21, 2020 3:49 AM |
My friend and his bf are currently borrowing my toy collection. Dildos, plugs and a fleshjack.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | August 21, 2020 4:17 AM |
Make sure you dishwasher the entire set when you get them back.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | August 21, 2020 4:19 AM |
You should get a Japanese penis dildo!
The Sujiman Jiro Dildo Japanese Cock is a softly textured toy that replicates a sizeable Asian penis with a beautifully rendered shaft, complete with realistic veins and sleek glans.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | August 21, 2020 4:27 AM |
What about a Frankenstein dildo? It ain’t easy being green!
by Anonymous | reply 35 | August 21, 2020 4:40 AM |
[34] Sizable Asian penis. LOL.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | August 21, 2020 3:04 PM |
Sizable yet it’s packaged in a 4” candy bag lol
by Anonymous | reply 37 | August 21, 2020 4:00 PM |
Get a fucking life, OP. Geez
by Anonymous | reply 38 | August 21, 2020 4:03 PM |
Bump
by Anonymous | reply 39 | May 20, 2021 12:55 AM |
Trollin trollin trollin
by Anonymous | reply 40 | May 20, 2021 12:55 AM |
Once you go pre-owned you never go back.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | May 20, 2021 12:58 AM |
I’m astonished at the cost of new dildos. Why not just toss it on the top rack of the dishwasher? More importantly, OP, did you get a small paper bag to take it home or did you have your purchase delivered?
by Anonymous | reply 42 | May 20, 2021 1:02 AM |
Maybe OP should post this in the 'What was your worst financial misstep?' thread
by Anonymous | reply 43 | May 20, 2021 1:09 AM |
[quote] Does he discriminate while taking anon loads?
Yes, his hole rejects their loads and then forcibly expels them
by Anonymous | reply 44 | May 20, 2021 1:11 AM |
Dildos are so binary.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | May 20, 2021 1:16 AM |
La nuit tout les dildoes sont gris.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | May 20, 2021 1:52 AM |
Forget the used dildos
Your BF needs a wake-up call
Take him for a "surprise" weekend to a hotel room to service BBCs
Once he gets a taste for large melanin-rich penises
by Anonymous | reply 48 | May 20, 2021 2:25 AM |
No, because his ass is color blind.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | May 20, 2021 4:04 AM |
A black dildo commodifies the African American and implies you only value his penis instead of his clothing sense, rhythm, bone density, and before-the-beat singing abilities. Your black dildos are keeping us back!
by Anonymous | reply 50 | May 20, 2021 4:15 AM |
Poor Jack and Dolf. Anything to make ends meet.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | May 20, 2021 8:44 PM |
R1- Pish posh, all you have to do is run them thru the dishwasher!
by Anonymous | reply 52 | May 20, 2021 8:48 PM |