Princess Charlene of Monaco

With Lewis Hamilton??? Oh, they're slaying me!

Have always loved Charlene’s famous song I’VE NEVER BEEN TO ME.

How prophetic the lyric “moved like Harlow in Monte Carlo and showed ‘em what I’ve got!” turned out to be!

And now, a message from Garlique.

Sebastian Vettel has major Big Dick Face!

Hasn't every Monegasque royal ever been promiscuous?

If you were married to that fat, blob Albert, you'd probably be seeing other people, as well.

Good for her!!

She produced two heirs and did her duty thereby. She should be left alone to have some fun. It's not like Albert is staying away from stewardesses since he got married.

Seb doesn’t have BDF, not really. Medium dick face?

He does, however, have a huge ass, which F1 Twitter was all over last weekend

That'll teach Albert a lesson after he had her kidnapped from the airport when she tried to escape before the wedding.

Ah if she’s going to cheat with an F1 driver, why not the adorable Daniel Ricciardo? He’s got a bit of a horse teeth situation going on, but he’s cute! And seems fun.

If so, good on her. Albert is a prick cheating on her. She gave birth to the desired male heir (and a girl), now she may be free do whatever she wants.

Isn't she effectively a prisoner?

Did Seb and Lewis spitroast her?

I’m guessing Seb took her up the ass. He is German after all and our Teutonic friends are into scat. Plus Lewis fulfils the trope with his BBC.

Why would anyone be faithful to a man with 200 illegitimate children and a tiny dick?

Good for her.

Lewis Hamilton is Walter Mercado-level, Liberace-level gay. The only thing getting spit-roasted is him, even if Charlene had to strap one on to do it.

[quote] Un presunto flirt segreto tra Sebastian Vettel e la principessa Charlene Wittstock è un tormentone nato negli ultimi anni in Formula 1 e che ciclicamente ritorna a galla. Nelle ultime ore tra gli appassionati ha ripreso a circolare la voce secondo sui la principessa di Monaco avrebbe tradito il marito Alberto non solo con il pilota tedesco ma anche con Lewis Hamilton. Su quest’ultimo le malelingue si sono scatenate l’anno scorso, quando Charlene durante la consegna del premier per il terzo classificato al Gran Premio di Monaco ha fatto l’occhiolino al pilota britannico della Mercedes. È bastato quello che incendiare il gossip di un flirt segreto tra i due, che però in precedenza aveva visto come protagonista Vettel. C’è qualcosa di vero? Probabilmente no, ma la suggestione di un intrigo a tre con la principessa di Monaco fa ancora discutere il mondo della F1.

Maybe she’ll bring Seb luck because he’s been sucking big time this season.

As is Charles LeClerc. Get it together, Ferrari!

Seb has no team for next year so maybe hopes Charlene will hook him but with some sponsors.

The other F1 rumours right now are that Seb’s dad Norbert Vettel is involved in corporate espionage and Charles LeClerc is having a baby.

Nice big ass on him. Wow!

1-2-3 Seb Charlene and Lewie

Who are you people acting like she didn't know what she got herself into before marriage? He was already a cheating and unattractive douche. The family is trash. She was obviously beautiful enough to have handsome husband and normal home life.

STFU R22, and yes I was going to make the same comment you did R13. The poor woman was basically *conscripted* into that cesspool of a monarchy and hasn't known a day of freedom since. If she's actually able to take her own paramours, good on her.

Lewis's people must've planted this story.

R23, you do realize you look like a loser being this passionate over someone who wasn't actually "conscripted" to marry anyone. She was a fucking swimmer, not born into some 17thC aristocracy where she was forced to marry some "royal" turd.

You want to rewrite history, go right ahead, but fuck you trying to pretend she was forced into this shitfest. They were a fucked up family like every other "royal" family before she entered it. Why any sane person would choose that life is beyond me.

You can't go after that Megan woman and then cry bullshit tears for this one. These common women all CHOOSE this life. I get the feeling if that black woman were having the affairs, you'd be screaming for her head, not cheering her on.

It must be love, love, love

If there is one man in F1 Charlene should be fucking (I have a shortlist of about 8) it should be Mercedes-AMG team principal Toto Wolff.

He’s the most charismatic man in motorsports

I think this is great. Charlene was an athlete, a swimmer, and she always seems so unhappy--get her a race car driver, preferably two, stat! Cheating is more civilized than telling journalists how "unhappy" your marriage is, or how the Royal Family insulted you.

I always thought Charlene was into women. Maybe it’s the butch hair and massive shoulders.

Rumour has it that even on the honeymoon Charlene insisted on separate rooms. You know those kids were created in a lab... Not that I blame her for avoiding his undoubtedly warty wand.

What fake illness has Princess Charlene caught in her home country that requires multiple procedures?

A throat issue. Maybe she wanted her tonsils out. Then decided to remove some nodules from her vocal chords. Then decided to get electrolysis on some stray chin hairs.

She has bolted for South Africa? Pretending to have ENT issues? These disturbing head shavings are sending a message, no?

Maybe the SA government is helping her diplomatically, my understanding is that reputable (non-tabloid) French news sources went on record that Charlene tried to escape Monaco prior to her wedding the and Monaco secret service caught her in the airport in Nice and forced her to go back. But she’s delivered two gorgeous blond heirs to the princely family, you’d think they’d release her from her shackles, let her live abroad, and give her some visitation arrangement.