Handsome Jack

That's the worst possible photo you could have chosen of him, OP.

[quote] Mr. Schlossberg is just as handsome as any Hollywood actor.

Patton Oswalt?

He could have my virginity if I still had one! Oh what a stunning, hairy beauty!!!!

He doesn't float my boat. All yurn.

He's a few months older than Patrick, but not as cute. But I can understand why you would vote for him, given his vast political experience.

Handsome is a stretch. Decent Looking White Bread, is more fitting.

With his pedigree, his education and his wealth, he's probably 100 times more handsome than most guys you picked up from rest areas, R6. Old, fat farts are so picky these days. LOL

Ugly as fuck.

I'd suck/rim him for days.

The only hot Schwarzenegger son is the one he had with the maid.

So handsome he takes my breath away.......

Music.....

Handsome is not the word I would use to describe him. The presentation with his mother at the convention last night was very sweet. I thought that Caroline looked terrific, she is an identifiable Kennedy. Jack seems a bit light in the loafers. His features are not as refined as his uncle's. He is appealing but not handsome in the classical sense.

Needs a nose job.

He looks like his father could be Seth Rudetsky.

That's not my idea of handsome.

Looks like he might have inconsistent proper anal hygiene

They are an attractive family. I'm happy for Caroline because of that. She's had so much loss. Father, mother, brother, and many other relatives young and old.

I'm impressed that her children have steered clear of living in the tabloids and reality TV. I hope for their sake they have stable and rewarding lives.

Looks like Timothée Chalamet, but with more testosterone.

I've seen him photographed with CAA agent Ben Levine, Ben is an adorable little thing and they look cute together.

Ha, ha! ^^

Is Ben Levine midget? Anyone standing next to Ben will be 99 times more handsome anyway.

I'd rather Jack...than Fleetwood Mac

Very Jewy looking

Adam’s Apple too big.

He had a good nose job. He looks much better now than a few years ago.

Dropping by this thread to see old loveless fat farts nitpicking on a hot handsome loaded guy. Just to give myself a healthy laugh.

He's not hot or handsome.

He looks like every other Jewish boy I went to school with. The others being Howard Stern and Jerry Seinfeld. NOT HOT.

R16 has got to be "charlie."

He's much better looking than your photo depicts, OP.

R25 He's not loaded, his parents have money he has to earn his money.

What has he done to be loaded? It's his parents wealth, not his.

He's not stunning or anything, but I would let him stick it in me.

Caroline is always with him, especially when there's a public event she's attending. He must help her nerves in situations like that. Or maybe this is her way of helping to introduce him to public life, for future career opportunities?

There seems to be something strategic about this.

OP here. I like the picture I posted and think he is very handsome in a classic NY way. Jeez Louise.

I’m sure you do like him, OP. There are those of us who have a different opinion, that’s all.

I think he's quite handsome. That doesn't mean I'd vote for him, though.

Does he have the Kennedy curse?

small penis

I'd love to find out, R36.

He is VERY hot

Caroline has always been a beauty.

[quote] Handsome is a stretch. Decent Looking White Bread, is more fitting.

I’d say rye.

yum.

He looks too much like his dad.

8/10

Total babe. I love a big nose.

[quote] I'm impressed that her children have steered clear of living in the tabloids and reality TV. I hope for their sake they have stable and rewarding lives.

I wonder how she did it. Jackie did pretty well with her kids too and, goes without saying, Kennedy kids are generally a train wreck.

H O T

Yes, he's hot, I would definitely sleep with him

If I was in NYC I'd definitely vote for him too, he has the very significant advantage of not being De Blasio. Unless De Blasio has endorsed him or something

Italian looking and appears to be 0% Kennedy

Meanwhile that brat Patrick is out at Starbucks fighting common bitches

[quote]Italian looking and appears to be 0% Kennedy

No he's Jewish looking not Italian.

He should just drop Schlossberg and just use Kennedy. Kinda like his cousin Patrick, just goes by Shriver.

When I first look at the pic at r3 and r44, I think I'm seeing Tom Villard.

Just think, if his uncle JFK Jr. hadn't been taken from us over 20 years ago, we might be nominating him for President this year! He would have a great President and definitely the hottest!

He was an idiot. Handsome but dumb. God, you people and your casting fetish. He Kennedy. He pretty. He president. Christ.

Zero qualifications. Zero. Just like his mother.

He’s ugly-hot in the black and white pictures posted upthread. Jolie-laide, I believe some people call it.

Where’s the evidence for a nose job?

Haven't we had enough Kennedy's in office? Rich white entitled snobs.

Kennedys aren't white, they are Irish potatoes.

R53 can you just imagine the thirsty memes with JFK jr, Macron and Trudeau in a G7 meeting

[quote] Just think, if his uncle JFK Jr. hadn't been taken from us over 20 years ago,

"Taken from us"? By which you mean, if he hadn't stupidly flown a plane in bad weather and thus killed himself and his wife and sister-in-law?

Sorry. John-John is dead-dead, because of his own arrogance.

Like r16, I deeply care about the happiness and contentment of Caroline Kennedy's children.

Caroline looked so angry uptight nervous with the forced smile and blinking eyes throughout that segment last night, until the end when it was sweet to see simply a mom and son relaxed and beaming candidly at each other.

These people that finger bang themselves over the Kennedy name are so fucking stupid.

R64, couldn't agree more.

It's very passe.

But that’s DL. Hillary, Kamala now, they get these bees in their bonnets and they embarrass themselves, our old dolls.

Jack > Patrick.

Patrick looks took delicate and girly. No sex appeal at all and he has "inbred face"

He is pretty, but his voice is kind of unfortunate idk, i expected it to be lower

Jack will make a great candidate for whichever office he chooses to run for. Too bad his last name is Schlossberg, but at least he is still a Kennedy!

Jewish cut cock and nothing more.

[quote]Jewish cut cock and nothing is more glorious.

FIxed.

r56, Actually, jolie laide is not hyphenated, and refers only to a woman.

"Joli laid," n'est-ce pas, r72?

Schlossberg is NOT Jewish. But of course that's meaningless to you anti-Jewish cunts.

[quote]He’s ugly-hot in the black and white pictures posted upthread. Jolie-laide, I believe some people call it. r56

r72, English usage: Jolie laide: good-looking ugly woman : woman who is attractive though not conventionally pretty. Merriam-Webster.com Dictionary, Merriam-Webster,

French usage only: Joli laid: pretty ugly.

He looks like an attractive Upper East Side Jew. That he isn't Jewish doesn't mean half is heritage isn't Jewish. He's gay, right? Nice body, pleasant face, smells of money and average intellect. I think he should have kept his nose.

For men it’s beau laid

If he had rhinoplasty, it didn’t take.

Sexy little fucker.

I'd love to schloss his berg anytime.

What does he do for a living or is he Trust Fund baby?

He favors Daddy-O's side of the family, nothing "Kennedy" about him except that he's a mama's boy.

Isn't Ed Schlossberg supposed to be an absolute asshole?

Will his time in the White House be called Jackalot?

I seize this occasion to ask for a refresher on how dick size is inherited. The son gets it exclusively through the mother's family, right? So JFK Jr's meat was Bouvier? Or could it Bouvier or Lee? Can the daughter carry dick genes from the paternal line and pass to her son? Would Jack automatically have bite de Bouvier souther Lee cock, or could Caroline carry her father's dick genes and pass to her son Jack?

Do dick genes ever pass from father's line to his own son?

He looks a tad underfed in the face. What does his full body look like?

Jewish men tend to be hung

He’s going to look like Anthony Weiner by the time he hits middle age.

Young Anthony Weiner was homely. Jack is good looking.

not gay

went to Yale, in his 3rd year at Harvard Law...also getting an MBA at Harvard at the same time...graduates in 2021

goofy and has an interesting personality

recognizes the opportunities given to him and often pokes fun at himself and family

father is not an asshole, just reserved and untrusting of the press

JD and MBA wow.

He’s ugly!

He’s handsome!

He’s ugly!

He’s handsome!

He’s ugly!

If you don’t like who I like, then you are a fat, ugly, lonely, old queen who picks up strangers at rest stops, wears earrings & caftans, clutches pearls, are “woke” & you’re also a humorless lesbian.

He's no Logan Lerman.

Our future President!

Isn't it a bit greedy for a golden grandchild of a President and member of the Kennedy Family to hog 2 SPACES at the premier professional schools of the USA, at the same time? I mean, really.

Original issue nose, and long curly hair in R44 much sexier.

Why do people keep saying he's going to run for public office? He might want to live a nice quiet life and stay out of the public eye for the most part.

Not everyone wants to a politician. For all we know he might want to be an actor or do reality TV, but thinks it's smart to have ivy league degrees to fall back on if that stuff doesn't work out. Or he might even want to become an influencer of some type. He just might surprise you Queens.

I wouldn't be surprised if he pursues acting like his uncle wanted to. He might even end up dating or marrying Kendall or Kylie Jenner for an even bigger surprise. People are full of surprises.

I hope Caroline was enlightened enough not to have him mutilated despite the father.

People thought JFK Jr didn't like politics but i think he really did, at least he did in his 30's.

Die in a grease fire r98.

No, get "mutilated" in a grease fire, r98. Your face, that is. You know...[italic]actual[/italic] mutilation.

The anti-circ troll has been plaguing this board for years, he's a total loon.

"Why do people keep saying he's going to run for public office?"

R97, people ALWAYS say that about every Kennedy who's not a drunk or a child molester.

"Why do people keep saying he's going to run for public office?"

R97, people ALWAYS say that about every Kennedy who's not a drunk or a child molester.

He's handsome, though his late uncle was stunning. He looks more Schlossberg than Kennedy, and nearly every Kennedy, well into the third generation, still has that Rose Fitzgerald Kennedy imprint in their face. He may follow his mother's footsteps and practice law a bit, write, and work on behalf of the Kennedy family. He seems like a nice, smart young man, and I wish him and his sisters the best.

He's very good looking. Of course no one can compare to JKF Jr. I have a feeling that Jack is going to age well. I'll check back in another ten years.

Too bad JFK, Jr. had no little love children running around somewhere.

r107 Love children? Are you new?

Aside from the much discussed nose, he does look like Uncle JFK Jr. And while I certainly have no first hand knowledge of it, there seems to be ample evidence i numerous media stories, etc. that Ed *is* an asshole, but he seems to be largely out of the picture now (assuming he's even still alive). And considering Caroline's cousins kids have had drug problems, run-ins with the law and suicide (that girl who died last summer clearly killed herself), her kids turned out well and that's probably large due to her.

While he's a smart guy and that's certainly an admirable trait (if JFK Jr. was alive, he'd be taking selfies & posting them on Instagram all the time), what is it with these rich kids getting 2-3 degrees? Law degree, MBA, etc - I think his sister did the same thing. Granted, there are worst ways to spend your time, but at some point, just get a job already

Very Jewish looking.

[quote] I hope Caroline was enlightened enough not to have him mutilated despite the father

As far as Caroline has been concerned the father was nothing more than the sperm donor. Any decisions made within that marriage are done by her.

[quote](if JFK Jr. was alive, he'd be taking selfies & posting them on Instagram all the time)

He'd be in his 60's now? So that's very doubtful.

He'd be in his 60's now? So that's very doubtful.

Has that stopped Madonna? Once an attention whore, always an attention whore!

Should he decide to run for office, his mother better not coach Jack or he'll be saying "ya know" five times in every sentence,

Caroline ended up with everything. Her brothers estate, and her parents estate. She's sitting on a $500 million dollar fortune now, according to financial filings from 2013 when she became an ambassador under the Obama administration.

I guess when the Clintons kick the bucket, Chelsea will inherit her parents vast estate. Because she seems to already not do much of anything anyway, except writing books with her mother and have children living in her $10 million dollar apartment that most likely her parents bought her and her husband. Does Chelseas husband have any money?

Chelseas husband is a huge flake, I seem to remember. Hasn't he run away from the couple a few times.

I don't know anything about Chelseas husband which is why I'm asking the questions. I don't know anything about dude.

I’m not attracted to him but his wealth is attractive so I wouldn’t mind dating him

Chelsea's husband's family is filthy rich, he's never really done much in the way of work either.

R119 Thanks, I didn't know that about her husband's family.

Her husband's family is shady AF.

So does Jack have une grosse bite délicieuse de Bouvier, Schlossberg schlong, or Kennedy (Irish) Curse breakfast sausage and big potatoes?

He looks deformed

Chelsea’s MIL is or was a Pennsylvania Congresswoman. Born to wealth.

R112, JFK Jr. would be President by now.

R118 I'm attracted to him, I'd date him even if he was stacking shelves at Walmart and lived in a trailer park

Le beau Jack possède une très grosse bite française et juive -- comme les Rothschild.

Does Chelsea still have the $600,00 NBC paid her for whatever she was supposed to do? What was her job title?

Yeah, that NBC thing fizzled out fast. Chelsea hasn't worked much at all in her life.

Yeah, that NBC thing fizzled out fast. Chelsea hasn't worked much at all in her life.

And Chelsea literally has like 2-3 advanced degrees; why go to the trouble if you never even hold a job

It is possible that Chelsea actually works in project management at the immense Clinton Foundation. That foundation does the kind of work Chelsea studied.

Chelsea's parents are both lifelong hard workers, energetic people. They built a huge fortune, too. I don't think they would indulge Chelsea doing nothing yet getting a huge director's salary at the foundation.

I'd rate him a strong 8, but he probably won't age well.

His uncle JFK Jr however was a 9 1/2 - 10.

I once saw JFK Jr walking on the street in DC - he was by himself and casually dressed. I noticed him first but didn't recognize who he was. He was absolutely stunning in person.

I met John-John in the men's room at the Tombs, a bar on the periphery of the Georgetown U. campus, in 1981. He smiled at me as he finished drying his hands, and walked out. Yes, stunning.

JFK Jr. had a girlfriend in the mid 80s living in my building on 4th Avenue (E. Village) and he was always riding his bike over to see her and locking the bike in front of the building just like anyone else. Very humble guy and very very handsome in person. Ironically Tom Cruise had a condo a few blocks up (American Felt Building) and would walk around and was a scrub compared to JFK jr. There was no comparison between the biggest Hollywood star at the time to JFK Jr.....

Both JFK Jr. and Caroline escaped those Kennedy features. Not sure how since that gene pool seems very strong. But this kid is not unattractive but he's not hot, like JFK Jr. was. JFK Jr. was effortlessly hot.

Jack's handsome and funny, and seems to be fairly unguarded, which is refreshing.

I hope Jack decides to run for Governor of New York in a few years and then President, but he should just use Kennedy as his last name.

Or bring back Bouvier.

r140 What do you mean, bring back?

Does he do anal? Is he a top or bottom?

I would love to wrap my lips around his girthy cock. I would bury my face in his luxurious full black bush, and finger his hairy hole, then fuck the lovely boy lovingly and lustfully.

While you do that, I'll drain his Swiss bank accounts.

Martha Stewart in boat pix~

Caroline looks like shit---all Kennedy women age so badly. That turkey neck ! Wrinkled little eyes like her Daddy.

As for Jaaaaaaack, he's barely a 6---lose the beak and he might do better, maybe.