Anyone seen this bonkers exploitation picture from Roger "Barbarella" Vadim? Rock Hudson plays a super-butch guidance counselor/football couch who screws the prettiest of his female students (the Maids) -- until he decides he needs to kill them one at a time, I guess to avoid detection. His motives are hazy.
Angie Dickinson’s a dumb-as-dirt sub teacher whom Rock manipulates into sleeping with a (admittedly rather hot) male student who has a problem with constant erections; DL fave Roddy McDowell is wasted playing an ineffectual principal – he doesn’t sleep with any students, surprisingly.
There's lots of "satire" about California and America (sexual hypocrisy, psychotic love of football, sunshine) that I think says more about Vadim's hang-ups than anything else -- it's a bit like a late-60s [italic]Heathers[/italic] if you took out all the wit and turned the tits and ass up to 11. Still, it's worth a watch, all the way through to the sickly sweet theme at the end, sung by the Osmonds.
And there’s even a scene of the mustachioed Rock chilling at home in a manly caftan.