I’m not getting hair on my chest and I’m disappointed

I feel you OP. You can try to stimulate the hair growth with a brush, with circular movement, under the shower. Do you have hair on your tummy ?

I didn't get hairy until my late-30s. Now it's fairly thick- but gray.

You need a new major, OP.

R1

No, no hair on stomach either besides happy trail. That’s why I’m so insecure. I don’t think I fit the “otter” standards or the “twink” standards so I feel like I don’t fit anywhere

Are you good looking? Do you have a good sense of humor? Nice dick? Get over the hair thing!

You should be thankful. Latest trend with many of the youngsters is to get out a razor and shave off any of the secondary sex hairs...armpits, nipples, chest, pubic area, legs as soon as it starts growing. Also, if you are into weightlifting and showing off your body, most would prefer a totally smooth body.

R6

I won’t shave the rest of my body. Which is why I want chest/stomach hair to complete the look

And there are many young people who love hairy. That shaving everything BS is a false stereotype. Look around on Reddit, twitter, etc hairy guys are all over the place and getting praise.

OP are you cut or uncut?

I would love to have a hairless body. Count your blessings.

How old are you? I didn't get much in the way of chest hair until my mid 30s

R10

I’m 27

R9

Can you not read? My body is not hairless, just my chest/stomach/back. I want to go for the otter look but this is throwing me off.

And hairless is NOT a “blessing”. Hair is natural and a real, significant attribute for men.

Stop buying the bullshit. Hairy is sexy.

Another stupid thread, OP. More importantly, did you get the schizophrenia removed from your record like you asked in your other thread?

OP: Then you're not an otter. You're a dolphin. Embrace it. I have hair on my chest, and now I'm trimming it regularly because it's all turning gray, which I don't like at all. I am slowly accepting the gray hair on the top of my head, but gray chest hair is unattractive. What's even more depressing are the gray pubes. Looking down there or when you're getting a blow job, it's hard to hide the gray bush. My dick isn't that big to distract my partner from my gray wiry sprouts while he's going to town sucking on my foreskin. Luckily I shoot a lot with long distance blasts of cum, which he loves all over his face.

Tuck. I find guys without chest hair to be unattractive

You're 27, not an age when you're still going through puberty. You aren't going to magically grow chest hair if yyou don't have it already.

"Hair is natural and a real, significant attribute for men."

It is for women as well, but I certainly wouldn't expect a gold star queen to know that.

"Hair is natural and a real, significant attribute for men."

It is for women as well, but I certainly wouldn't expect a gold star queen to know that.

Shut up, Chaz

"Hair is natural and a real, significant attribute for men."

Knock yourself out, OP.

Don't despair OP. I finally got a hairy chest late 30's into early 40's. Like you, I had nothing but a few stray hairs until that point.

What's your ethnic background? Body hair is less common among non-Caucasians.

R12 Some guys are hairy, some aren't . One isn't better than the other. Accept yourself the way you are.

A little testosterone goes a long way OP

Otter or ...... oink oink oink....

If you have ample (donor) hair elsewhere, you could look into getting a chest hair transplant.

Animal cliques are is the most pathetic and embarrassing part of modern gay culture. If you don’t fit into a group, you should be proud, OP. Gay men are their own worst enemies.

I wanted to be a bear but I’m trim, not a fat pig

I love guys that are smooth, and I know I'm far from alone in that. Embrace who you are, plenty of others will

I’m always so disappointed when I see a guy with hairy arms and legs and then I find his chest is smooth

Don't worry OP when you get old plenty of hair will grow in and on your ears

R31 That reminds me of the hilarious scene from the Cucumber (Banana, Tofu) series where a group of middle-aged gay men are at a friend's funeral. They begin to discuss growing old, and hair, with one of them raising the subject of "cock hairs" telling his buddies how sprouting stray hairs on the shaft of one's penis is a sign that you're getting old. They all immediately get up from their chairs and rush to men's room to check their penis, with at least one of them finding "the dreaded cock hair."