Darcey and Stacey

I wouldn't miss it. I think it's hysterical that everyone is trashing Darcey for being a crybaby, but she is crying all the way to the bank.

She has the ugliest crying face I have ever seen--too much plastic surgery has screwed up her ability to move her face muscle in the appropriate fashion.

Their father is some wealthy producer. He produced their shows and bought them the house they live in. I guess they are spoiled rich brats. That explains a lot.

Tom will be looking for any excuse to extend his 15 minutes

Jesse is playing the rest home circuit

Jesse can’t even give his rest home seminars anymore. Covid put a stop to those.

They're great TV, I will be watching.

I always thought Jesse was able to stay in New York was because he had some sort of Sugar Daddy/Sugar Mama situation going on. Somebody had to be paying his rent.

They look like those twins from Alice in Wonderland. I can’t remember the names, though. Damn this Alzheimer’s!

These shit shows need to stop.

Why is her Dad living in China?

And this shit show is like a car wreck

I am so tired of this shit.

Ugly man-faced bitches with fake blonde hair, fake swollen tits and shitty "sexy" personalities.

Jesse was fucking hideous to me too--the inside and the outside. He had so many douchey haircuts, I lost count. And his clothing looked ridiculous. Is that how most northern European men dress?

The new "boyfriend" Darcey has in this series looks like a Romanian stud muffin. What does she put in her wanted ad to get such hot men. A selfie pic won't do much.

This was posted on the 90 Day Fiance thread, so I'll post it here:

[quote] Darcey and Stacey's show was hilarious. Those two are a total trainwreck. They are so passive aggressive with each other, and so competitive. This season looks GOOD.

[quote] Darcy went to HS with a work colleague of mine, she is not 45 yo. More like 49. Her father was a big deal in Middletown *mafia-ties* that’s why she thinks she is superior though she comes from a blue collar 3rd rate Connecticut city.

[quote] I'm shocked at what they looked like in high school. Totally not what I expected, compared to what they look like now. They were so homely and nerdy back in high school. Then in college they turned into total cheap sluts. And they both look so phony now.

I think Darcey and Stacey are Portuguese, they have the last name Silva.

Stacey has a bit more humility and self awareness than Darcey. I could be friendly with Stacey but NOT Darcey.

The ugly troll girls from high school got full Anna Nicole Smith makeovers.-they aren't as fun as I had hoped, though. I don't want to watch a typical reality show starring the Dollar Tree Barbie Twins, I wanted something different, like their glamor icon Anna Nicole's show.

They remind me of chunky Olsen twins.

There were some fun moments from Darcey making tacos, to Stacey shading Darcey's cheap rose gold dress, to the full length fur's matched with holes in their jeans to Stacey changing into gigantic stiletto boots in her car. I loved it!

Here's what they looked like in High School before all the bleach, make up and plastic surgery.

Gee, they were quite cute.

I am hoping there is a backlash against fake blondes with the ejection of Trump.

I know it's probably more likely that Steve Bannon one day wipes his asshole.

Do they have an Onlyfans site?

These plastic creatures look like those troll dolls from the '70s. Right out of a 25-cent gumball machine.

Where are Stacy's kids? How many does she have?

Her new Bulgarian boyfriend is apparently a rent boy in DC.

Shit show. TLC is the network for Circus folk.

This didn't need to be one hour, 30 minutes would be plenty.

[quote] Here's what they looked like in High School before all the bleach, make up and plastic surgery.

Haha.

And R24, they said on the show that kids in school used to call them trolls, and also Monchichi. Rofl!

Stacey's kids have never been on the shows. Their dad probably won't let them.

Darcey needs an ego check. Stacey is nicer and not so arrogant.

Darcey and Stacey really are trolls..

They don't have necks, and they don't have torsos.

They go from big head, to big fake tits, to waist, to fat ass, to stubby short legs.

They look freakish.

Darcey and the massage therapist have no true romance happening, she asked him to appear on the show for a storyline! Duh. Maybe he has a gay porno somewhere!

R33, hate to break it to you but Jesse was just a storyline too.

He had zero interest in a relationship with Darcey.

Her whole love life is fake. She just wanted her own show. And she got it.

agree above

Soap Dirt has a story out that Stacey and Florian are already married. The marriage certificate lists her age as 45, for what that's worth.

Another American woman married to a foreigner who has no way of earning a living in the US. Do you suppose that clothing line of theirs makes any money?

Forgot the link:

Yes, they were actually born in 1974. The 1989 yearbook photos I posted above noted that they were scheduled to graduate in 1992.

R32 They look beautiful and sexy!

Why do slutty broads pose like that in Miss OP’s pix. Airing out their “possibles”? More than 10 minutes with either one would give me a migraine.

Stacey married Florian in April 2020 in Connecticut

R40, it is a pose meant to offset their naturally squat, chunky frames and make their legs look longer and their torsos more slim. It also screams "stick your minuscule wang up my mile-wide gash" in a way that is catnip for frat boys with popped collars who are working on accumulating third chins.

Darcey has prettier toes than Stacey!

At first I thought Florian was cute, but the more I saw him on last night's episode, the more I thought he was kind of fugly. He has "old man face."

His body is still hot, though.

I have never seen such annoying HAGS as these two.

They are both so NEEDY.

[quote] They don't have necks, and they don't have torsos.

I was just going to say the same thing. No necks. No torsos. 2005 (or earlier) is calling, ladies.

They looked better before the fake tits. Those jugs are WAY too big for their frames. Looks grotesque.

The look like barbies with broken neck

They are 2 low class mafia princesses with money to primp, plump, and glorify themselves. It is a sad train wreck and TLC knows it will bring them cheap ratings.

I wonder how much they are paid per episode and if this public humiliation is worth it to their family members?

Stacey is looking for cheap dentists in South America so that her man can have new teeth! Hopefully not white chicklet teeth like hers.

Neither one is pretty.

I really hate the current trend that woman with fake tits, faces and fuck about are strong woman. They always make those stupid "power" poses while flicking their hair and "throwing shade", when the shade is some shite comeback they copied from someone else, but who cares when they slay.

They are basically two very fugly women with some mobster cash to spend on lots of plastic surgery and enhancements. Just like their roided up counterparts, they overdid everything and the final look is like a Looney Tunes character. In another few years they will still be desperate for attention once the show is off the air.

Mafia princesses? Mobster cash? What show are you watching? They're JAPs and their rich dad pays for everything.

more mafia than JAP, they are actually Portuguese.

They are trust fund kids who act like their “fashion house” is fucking Versace or Prada. They aren’t making money from House of 11, it’s coming from TLC and their daddy. Apparently he enjoys marrying Asian women and divorcing.

[quote] Apparently he enjoys marrying Asian women and divorcing.

The dad is obviously gay, if he's with an oriental fish.

R57 or he likes subservient women he can treat like shit. Darcey and Stacey obviously have self esteem issues. I’m guessing daddy had something to do with that.

They're like Grey Gardens meets Jersey Shore. Two pathetic middle-aged fashion victims who have accomplished absolutely nothing in life. Neither one of them capable of supporting themselves.

[quote] Neither one of them capable of supporting themselves.

TLC is supporting them, by putting them on this horrific reality show.

And whoever watches this train wreck, is paying their salary.

I think they only get about a 1,000 an episode and 2,000 or the tell all(if they have one)... I don't think they are getting rich... TLC on the other hand is

Does Florian get paid too???? He should for the pain and suffering factor.

I mean, can't they buy themselves necks? Or how about getting necks the hard way? No pain, no gain after all.

If Florian gets paid he needs to fix his teeth and get that ugly mole removed from his forehead. Maybe get some highlights in his hair.

Florian should wax his ass and advertise on Grindr and see how he can make some real $$$. He will say tata to Stacey very quickly.

Did Stacey REALLY buy that gigolo a fucking phone?? If I’m going to shower a boy toy with gifts he has got to be hotter than Florian or Jesse. They are both butter faces.

Omg that tacky ass ripped jeans, louboutin wearing (she would get the fake painted ones ) white full length hooker fur coat was like what a 12 year old might think is a“sexy” outfit. Stacy & Darcy were definitely stunted emotionally at that age. That eastern european boy wanted nothing to do with her except to grab some cash and a green card! He definitely didn’t care to fuck her that’s for sure.

If Sharon Stone or Helen Mirren had on ripped jeans and an oversized sweater I would think they look like an edgy queens. Badass bitches who don’t give a fuck what anybody thinks. Ageless style. These insecure, melted plastic looking, dumpster fires don’t have the confidence or attitude to pull it off.

This article talks about the pay, it may be different than 90 Day

90 Day Fiancé couples do get paid, but only about $1,000 to $1,500 per episode and $2,500 for a tell-all, totaling up to $14,500 for 12 episodes.

Is that it, R69?

Damn, I thought they would get paid at least $100,000 for the season.

Cheap ass TLC. 90 Days is one of the highest rated show/franchises on television.

The cast deserves at last as much as those skanky housewives on BRAVO.

Those are some ugily disproportionate bodies on those gals.

Darcey's daughters are far smarter than she is. That was made obvious when Jesse was staying over.

[quote]The cast deserves at last as much as those skanky housewives on BRAVO.

Oh god no. They already have enough clout chasing famewhores with fake relationships - just imagine the thirsty trashbags who would do anything for $100,000. This is still supposed to be a show about regular people with normal jobs. Who wants to see that lazy prick Andrei get $100,000 for sitting on his ass berating his wife?

[quote] just imagine the thirsty trash bags who would do anything for $100,000

The unique thing about this show is that they can only cast very specific people. It's not like you can have an open casting call.

One person has to be American, the other has to be a foreigner, and they have to be ready for marriage.

It's not so easy to find people like that.

R69 Deavan commits facetune atrocities. She isn’t cute.

All the ladies speaking at and watching the RNC this week who always look exactly like them??

[quote]I think they only get about a 1,000 an episode and 2,000 or the tell all(if they have one)... I don't think they are getting rich... TLC on the other hand is

According to Deavan on her IG, that's the base price, but some people, who are popular, can negotiate for more. She didn't say popular, but she alluded to it.

That pic in R69 is Devan?!!! WTF??

People who have been around since the first season of this show are getting way more $$ per episode than $1k.

Where does Darcey find this hunky men? Backpage?

Hunky? The three men we've seen Darcey with are completely mediocre looking. Jesse acted and looked like a tool.

R80 That guy looks like Val Chemeroskosky, Maksim's brother from DWTS.

A little bird tells me he may be a high end male escort when not providing massages.

How in the hell are all these Albanians and Bulgarians and Slovenians getting into our country?

They have nothing to offer us, except for whores.

It is illusion to think she and twin could have their own successful show.

I love it...I can't wait for the hot bodied, Albanian serial killer to get them both.

NO TOUCH

NO TOUCH

Are you dumba?

The Bulgarian massage therapist is so hot the screen on my tv needs repair. How did Darcey the troll land such a hunk?????

Her secret to success with men should be a NY Times best seller.

Florian lived with his parents in Albania and had to build himself a scooter for transportation. They claimed he worked as a fitness model, but he looks haggard and gaunt now and those teef are not going to pass inspection in America. So what is the plan? His sugar mama lives in her father's house at 45 and her father doesn't allow boys to stay over, even a fiance(!). I can't help but wonder if there was some "incident" that led to that rule.

Did anyone see Darcey's cameltoe in that one outfit at the dance studio? My goodness such a mess.

Doesn't anyone tell her that she is not young enough to carry off a cameltoe?

FLORIAN is 28 and Stacey is 45.

This is a plain old Sugar Mama purchasing a young stud from a Croatian stud farm. She should have shopped better!

Florian's temper, wow. That guy had a meltdown over a broken windshield wiper (how did she manage to break that, even?). The cops will be involved in their marriage.

He seems like a latent pedophile.

[quote] Florian's temper, wow. That guy had a meltdown over a broken windshield wiper (how did she manage to break that, even?). The cops will be involved in their marriage.

I think that's normal for Darcey and Stacey.

The cops were there a few times for Darcey and Jesse. It won't be long before they're there for Stacey and Florian.

Tom is from the UK, so he was smart enough to not get cops involved. He would just poke and poke and poke at Darcey, which was hilarious. He totally outsmarted her, which isn't really that hard.

Florian is hung well. I paid good money for that Albanian cock in Tiana a few years back. Florian is a Whoreman.

Florian looks and acts like an old man. I can't believe he's only in his 20's.

He acts like those cranky old men from third world European countries. Watching him yell at Stacey was disturbing. And watching Stacey excuse his behavior was even more disturbing.

At first I thought he was attractive, but now he's completely unattractive to me.

Wasn't Stacy married to a Serbian/Albanian football star, she must have an eastern European fetish? Are there no available men in Central Connecticut? Head up to New Britain slavs for DAYS!

r96

He is a hard 20 something then... smoking and drinking will do that

He has what is equivalent to an 8th grade education. She will be supporting him for decades.

[quote] Are there no available men in Central Connecticut?

Not when you're mid 40's and want a 25 year-old stud.

r100 plenty of young men in their 20s in Central CT that would LOVE a halfway decent looking sugar mama! Stacy could have 4 young blue collar slavs in a snap.

Stacey is less whiny than Darcey and a better person overall.

Also, Stacey has a tighter twat it seems from the way she walks.

[quote] I can't help but wonder if there was some "incident" that led to that rule.

Incident?

It is just a conservative thing, which used to be common and should remain it, especially when you have children living in the home.

I think I would rather watch a jerkoff to his montage of Harrison pics.

Stacey is the better half!

Darcey's boyfriend is a hunk. How did she land this gorgeous man?

R107

Fame whore

I wonder if Georgi is a paid male escort in DC where he lives. Why re-locate to DC unless you were requested by La Senatrice.

He's ugly to me. Looks like a Great Value Fabio you might find modeling for the cover of a self-published vampire romance novel.

All of these Eastern Europeans are dog trash.

They're ugly, backwards, violent bigots.

They don't deserve to be in our country.

If they are good at male sexual pleasures there is plenty of room for them here in the good ole USA! They probably would qualify for Einstein visas as per Melania Trump and her sister.

We were kind of grossed out by last night's episode. Make out sessions that went way too long and too far for an audience. It got pretty boring.

Darcey and Gerogi make a porno on Onlyfans. I would pay just to see Georgi hard and banging.

Unlike everyone else, I think Florian is strikingly handsome. But he has very skinny legs and no butt.

r115

he's ok from certain angles

Florian could be attractive if he got his teeth fixed and ate a healthy diet for awhile. I would take him over any of the sleazes Darcey has been with.

I work in Middletown where the show is set. It cracks me up that they are trying really hard to make Middletown into a glamorous destination. It is very blue collar, half of downtown is shuttered, if not for Wesleyan University being in town it would be considered a dump. 70% of the town is hardscrabble.

[quote] Middletown ... is very blue collar, half of downtown is shuttered, if not for Wesleyan University being in town it would be considered a dump. 70% of the town is hardscrabble.

Florian should be used to it. Albania is a shithole that probably looks just like Middletown.

I am not sure why, but many Doormen in Manhattan are from Albania. I have 2 in my building and my friend has 2 in his building. All of them have a similar look to Florian and remember he is still in his 20s. By the time they are in their 40s they look very old compared to American men in their 40s. A lot of them smoke like chimneys and do not exercise. They also seem to have a chip on their shoulders working in America and being in service oriented jobs....they like being the boss so they might take it out on their women at home. Kind of creepy these guys. They HATE gays so Stacey being in fashion probably knows many gays which will be an issue I fear for narrow minded Florian.

“You have to cut it on the bias, Georgi!”

Florian looks and acts like an old man. He even has the old man hunch back.

I don't find him attractive at all.

[quote]They HATE gays so Stacey being in fashion probably knows many gays which will be an issue I fear for narrow minded Florian.

Do you really think those twins would look so busted if they had any good gay friends around? And their "fashion" line, as far as I've seen, consists of slapping their label on Chinese sweatshop crap like you would find in Santee Alley.

[quote] 70% of the town is hardscrabble.

I thought at first you made that word up, R118. I had to look it up. Cool word.

Who are these ugly cunts? They came out of nowhere and how did they get a show?

Who are these ugly cunts? They came out of nowhere and how did they get a show?

I was surprised that the Air B&B was an actual salon.

My friend gave me a link to their house listing, whoever owns it has been trying to sell for few years. Sale price$599k “valued” @ $1.5MM, umm not in Middletown darlings.

please share

Georgi looks like Cooper Hefner.

Listing

Did Darcey and Stacey move to LA? How will this town survive?

OMG this house is so dated, plus the sales agent is "owner related" translated: CANNOT TRUST THIS BROKER FOR SHIT.

Good luck to any sucker who buys this house.

Is their dad black?

R133 Portuguese I think..?

I didn't expect them to be such frumps in high school but makes sense since they are still desperately trying to prove how desirable they are.

Stacey’s the prettier one.

If Iran into these two in the street or on a plane with the mid thigh fake long blonde hair and 12 inch heels and tacky ass makeup and clothes, I would definitely take pause. Their kids must be mortified! They remind me of Angelyne (sorry Angeyne), very much caricatures.

There is a small percentage of straight men who love this look, this is the pool they swin in.

[quote]Is their dad black?

Yes. Her father is from Cabo Verde, a Portuguese speaking island off the northwest coast of Africa. Stacy Dash (from Clueless) is also Cabo Verdean (for reference).

Darcy & Stacy are BIRACIAL?

No, they're not R140.

They're Portugese.

Cape Verdeans are not African. They're Portugese, but the islands lie off the coast of Africa.

They have the same look as Greeks or Italians.

You mean Fugly?

Cabo Verde, is a Portuguese speaking island but it is considered part of the continent of Africa. Therefore, Stacy and Darcy are, strictly speaking, African American.

[quote]Stacy and Darcy are, strictly speaking, African American.

so are white people from South Africa and Zimbabwe, e.g. Syngyn from 90 Day (well once he becomes a US citizen)

You're an idiot, R143.

R145 On the earlier seasons, their darker skinned cousin was on the show doing Darcey's hair. Plus, Darcey posted congrats to her darker-skinned relative who made it into the soccer league.

[quote]They're Portugese. Cape Verdeans are not African.

The colonizers of the African island were Portuguese. They brought slavery to the island as usual and raped the slaves. Cape Verde got their independence in 1975.

DL posters know more about the history of Cape Verde than Darcey and Stacey I imagine. Although they both probably know where and how to find the most attractive heterosexual cock under 30 in the region.

Last night's episode was funny, Darcey was told by her father that she cannot move to LA due to an oncoming pandemic and she was pissed at the inconvenience of it all. Plus she kept gushing over Gerogi trying to make the viewers jealous, which worked a little, as it did for me, lol.

Darcey is one lucky lady.

How interesting that D&S's dad was aware of the seriousness of the pandemic, before everyone else.

I mean, people were still going about their business, and he was like "This is serious. You can't go to L.A. People are getting sick and dying."

Interesting how their father knew how serious the situation was, and Trump was still acting like it wasn't a threat.

How in the hell did such a smart guy, have such stupid and vapid daughters?

D & S's Dad works part of the year in China and had just returned before filming began. He has many contacts there apparently who updated him in real time about what was going on. Trump hid the messaging from us as long as he could. Americans who know people in China learned faster than the average American.

R150 Darcey's man isn't that cute. My goodness.

r153

I agree... he looks like he smells bad

Darcey's man naked with a splash of cologne gets my mussy moist.

R141 Here is a picture of Stacey and Darcey's grandmother and other black relatives. This clip was featured on Twin Life.

Here is their cousin that was featured on an earlier season of 90 day.

dumb cows...omg....why this crap on tv?????

I thought they were the new version of the 80s starlets, the Barbi Twins..

I thought they were the new version of the 80s starlets, the Barbi Twins..

darcey and stacey make the barbi twins look like goddess from above...

Darcey makes noises like a farm animal when Georgi fucks her! Must be sooey sweet.

part pig, part sow, they sound like beasts from the gutter

any current pix of those old skunts the barbi queens?

If you watch the show, which I do, you will see that Stacey is actually a pretty nice person. Darcey is more delusional and desperate which is evident with the men she chooses to get involved with. Darcey loves her daughters but puts them a distant second for a man. She actually left her 2 daughters with their grandfather during the covid pandemic to shack up with this Bulgarian muscle man whore so she could have sex on demand. Not the mother of the year in my book.

I like Stacey and think she’s the prettier one but she’s also delusional.

[quote]She actually left her 2 daughters with their grandfather during the covid pandemic to shack up with this Bulgarian muscle man whore so she could have sex on demand. Not the mother of the year in my book.

At least, she didn't move him into the home with her children. I can't stand when women do that not even knowing if the man is a perv or not.

O m g been watching the old 90 day fiancé when Darcy was with Jesse, she.is.dramatic. He has anger issues. Her poor kids, can’t she just hire some local dick rather than entangle herself with international dick?

International dick gets her a tv show.

[quote] At least, she didn't move him into the home with her children. I can't stand when women do that not even knowing if the man is a perv or not.

Only because her father forbids it. These two 45-year old-women are still living in his home and have to follow his rules.

I predict one day they will be doing nasty twin porn together to pay the bills once Daddy is dies and his money is spent.

R153 he looks better than Florian. That guy is a third world UGGO!!

In OP's photo, are they both about to shit on the floor?

what a wreck.. both of them

This was filmed in the summer when social distancing should have been a thing but they are hugging friends and random people... the fuck! that's why we can't get out of this shit

Georgi is sex on a stick. What a hunk. He lives in DC.

I would NOT be shocked if he is gay for pay and that comes out somehow. Lindsey Graham probably is his number one john.

I get so embarrassed watching them but can’t stop.

Any nudes of Georgi surface yet? I am sure they are out there.

Georgi is EuroTrash garbage.

Send his hooker ass back to Eastern Europe, along with Florian and MelaniaWhore.

Can't we ask Senator Graham to intervene in getting Georgi a green card. He can bargain nude pics for the greeney!

They get so breathlessly elated whenever their Euro-dork gigolos bring them champagne and strawberries. So basic!

They look like cheerleaders for the Republican Party.

Georgi has a huge Bulgarian cock and Darcey is probably as wide and deep as any Bunny Ranch ho so it probably is a good match for reality tv.

Darcey is ENGAGED

I give it a year.

r184

you are kind

im so amused how they try to hide that they are obese midgets on horney meds......nasty skunts

Their horrendous boob jobs make them look so much heavier. They need to be on Botched.

I like Darcey better with dark hair. The bleach just dried out her natural hair.

For a wedding gift, a basket of condoms and lube would be appropriate.

They will need cash at some point and make a sex video. I would pay to see Georgi and his big Bulgarian tool.

Has anyone ever seen Stacey’s kids?

R191 This pic is a few years old, but these are her two sons. They aren’t on the show because her ex husband doesn’t want them featured. They are about the same age as Darcey’s girls.

Darcey’s engagement ring is identical to one you can buy on the House of 11 site for $70.

Someone took away their necks. Pity.

they are barnyard animals indeed.....poor kids.

Stacey needs to drop about twenty pounds. She looks like such a slob in all the the clothes she wears. Those fat saggy tiddies are the stuff of nightmares. Darcey dresses inappropriately for her age, but at least she isn’t a porker. She is just short and thirsty.

I dreamt that Darcey and Stacey brought about the Apocalypse and the End Times.

I work in the town they live in (which is a dump) and I love how they pretend the restaurants and locations they visit are high end. Middletown Connecticut is nothing like The fancy well known Connecticut towns like Greenwich/Westport etc.

"I've been waiting for this my whole life," she wept when Georgi proposed. Did the bitch forget that she was already married once?

I'm the same age as her and to see her lose her shit over a damn emoji was pathetic. Her daughters seem more mature than she is.

How long until the spinoff: Darcey Gets Married?

Both of us watching last night said we were glad it was the finale, because we'd grown very tired of them.

Does anybody else hate their whiny voices? It’s like nails on a chalkboard.

And those dried extensions. Lord. They look like old idiots.

Georgi is so frigin hot. He must be with Darcey for the exposure the show provides. I can't imagine his Bulgarian rod stays stiff for her stretched out pussay hole.

he will leave her when he gits what he wants.....he gettin tired of milkin them fake jugs....too much work.....milk is curdled

D&S are only in their 40's, but they look like a couple of old, washed up whores in their 60's.

No neck, no torso. Only a head, a waist, and some short stumpy legs.

Dried out, bleached out brittle hair, stretched out faces, and puffy lips.

They're disgusting.

They look like they stink.

[quote] They look like they stink.

They DO!

Darcey is nuts and quite immature. "No one's ever done this for me before." "No one's ever made me feel like this before." She's such a whiney child. She knows she has a drinking problem but gave up a (weird) boyfriend so she could keep drinking. I respect that. LOL

untalented cows that feed on cocks.....

Stumpy, thicc, fake blond, fake tan, fake boob, fake teeth skanks. Who are they? I have never heard of them. Never mind.....I'm finding that I don't much care.

Life is so unfair that Darcey can get prime cock like Georgi just because she has a twat.