Final port of call — The Isle of Lesbos!
All Aboard, Ladies!
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Final port of call — The Isle of Lesbos!
All Aboard, Ladies!
by Anonymous | reply 303 | September 26, 2020 4:14 PM |
I’m the Softball Lounge
by Anonymous | reply 1 | August 14, 2020 4:46 AM |
I’m the complimentary nutloaf in each room.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | August 14, 2020 4:48 AM |
I’m Dot, dreaming about what Lesbos will be like
by Anonymous | reply 3 | August 14, 2020 4:51 AM |
I’m all the ladies that get rescued from this cruise on crappy tugboat that sinks in the middle of the ocean.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | August 14, 2020 5:00 AM |
*^ Black lesbian version of Gilligan’s Island
by Anonymous | reply 5 | August 14, 2020 5:14 AM |
I'm the promenade deck where many a sister will spend the night on a deck chair.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | August 14, 2020 5:22 AM |
I'm the basketball tournament and softball pitch speed competitions.
Brought to you by SUBARU. And unfortunately, no, Martina could not make an appearance.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | August 14, 2020 5:25 AM |
I’m the first drunken argument/brawl on the dance floor
by Anonymous | reply 8 | August 14, 2020 5:31 AM |
I’m the KD Lang cardboard standee in the gift shop.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | August 14, 2020 5:34 AM |
I'm the pop-up cane seller - Lido deck, room 313. I've got all the newest designs and fashions to suit your cane needs.
Shhh...it's not a "formally recognized" vendor by the cruise line.
Free Xena Warrior Priincess VHS or DVD with each purchase!
by Anonymous | reply 10 | August 14, 2020 5:50 AM |
I’m Phranc, and I’ll be performing nightly (and selling signed CDRs of my latest album I copied on my home computer) for 9.99 after each show.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | August 14, 2020 6:02 AM |
I’m the non bio female passengers who are treated with begrudging acceptance.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | August 14, 2020 6:05 AM |
I'm the 'anger management' counsellor.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | August 14, 2020 6:11 AM |
I’m the Billie Jean King Ballroom and Sports Center.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | August 14, 2020 6:14 AM |
I do NOT feel included - at ALL. Time to write another article....
I give the TERFs the chance to accept me and praise me - but they didn't do that at ALL. The cis women stayed with cis women!
by Anonymous | reply 15 | August 14, 2020 6:15 AM |
I’m the Painting Our Vaginas in Watercolor class on the promenade deck. Bring a hand mirror.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | August 14, 2020 6:17 AM |
R15 is Frida Kahlo after she was buried in the Pet Sematary.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | August 14, 2020 6:19 AM |
I’m the all you can eat Oyster Bar and Sushi restaurant.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | August 14, 2020 6:21 AM |
I’m the gunt, a common physical feature among passengers. I’m skillfully covered by a large fanny pack.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | August 14, 2020 6:24 AM |
I’m the aligning of everyone’s menstrual cycle.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | August 14, 2020 10:06 AM |
I'm Ellen. I'm staying in a first class cabin suite. You are not allowed to look at me or approach me.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | August 14, 2020 10:18 AM |
I’m Portia, banished to the crew quarters.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | August 14, 2020 10:21 AM |
I’m the jealous glances and passive aggressive comments
by Anonymous | reply 23 | August 14, 2020 10:35 AM |
I’m the onboard gym. I’m empty the entire time
by Anonymous | reply 24 | August 14, 2020 10:51 AM |
Poetry readings and interpretative dance at 8 each night in the cocktail lounge.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | August 14, 2020 1:55 PM |
We're the cleaning crew. We can't figure out why we have to keep cleaning the urinals.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | August 14, 2020 2:00 PM |
I’m the max weight capacity being tested.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | August 14, 2020 3:33 PM |
I’m the boat lurching sideways when lunch buffet is announced and all the ladies head to the dining room at the same time.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | August 14, 2020 4:20 PM |
I’m the shipwreck victim struggling in the ocean.
Oh, wait. It’s a man.
Sail on by.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | August 14, 2020 4:55 PM |
I’m the capri pants.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | August 14, 2020 4:56 PM |
I'm the "Sorry - We Ran Out" sign over the double-dildo display in the gift shop.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | August 14, 2020 5:37 PM |
I’m the whale these broads keep ogling. I’m not in the ocean.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | August 14, 2020 6:01 PM |
I’m mass camel toes and lots of pubic hair sticking out of bathing suits in the crotch area, giving the illusion of a trapped spider.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | August 14, 2020 6:22 PM |
I’m the battery section in the gift shop, which stocks hundreds of batteries at a huge markup.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | August 14, 2020 7:28 PM |
I’m the line dancing classes at noon.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | August 14, 2020 7:32 PM |
I'm a gay man in my 60s. I once met a lesbian but I've read a lot about them on Datalounge so I am going to post a bunch of cliche stereotypes about them in this thread.
Nutloaf, Subarus, Flannel, U-Hauls and Unshaven Vagine will all be in there. Humorlessness too.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | August 14, 2020 7:35 PM |
Yes because were all on this thread to document real events 🥴
Lighten up, cliche uptight humorless DL lesbian
by Anonymous | reply 38 | August 14, 2020 7:40 PM |
I'm all the little fishies swimming in the ocean wondering, 'what the fuck is that smell?' as the ship sails by.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | August 14, 2020 7:41 PM |
You’re really helping to prove the humourlessness, R37.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | August 14, 2020 7:46 PM |
I’m the butch duo who insist on holding hands even though it’s crowded and busy in deck. You will be forced to walk around us.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | August 14, 2020 7:52 PM |
R41 don’t forget the intentionally sloooooow gait as if they were in the middle of the forest instead of a public pedestrian area
by Anonymous | reply 42 | August 14, 2020 8:24 PM |
I’m Fran again, farting myself awake In the morning as the strap-on falls to the floor with a rubbery thump.
Where did the love of my life go? I sure hope this one comes back voluntarily. At least on this ship she can’t get away or file a restraining order.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | August 14, 2020 8:39 PM |
I’m the gay BFF of a lesbian passenger that “accidentally” falls overboard when it’s discovered he once made jokes about lesbian stereotypes on DL.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | August 14, 2020 8:59 PM |
I’m the mobility scooter traffic jam at the entrance of the buffet restaurant
by Anonymous | reply 45 | August 15, 2020 2:28 AM |
I'm the custom dental dams with the Olivia logo embossed on them. On sale right now in our Gift Shoppe, Deck 5.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | August 15, 2020 2:43 AM |
I'm the two or three non-whites onboard being pushed to the front of the brochure.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | August 15, 2020 9:51 AM |
I'm everyone dressed like the one of the right.
Everyone.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | August 15, 2020 9:53 AM |
I'm the relative lack of grifting compared to a certain now cancelled womyn's music festival.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | August 15, 2020 9:53 AM |
I'm the scrambled tofu and textured vegetable protein rashers served at the breakfast buffet.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | August 15, 2020 9:58 AM |
I’m one of the poorly maintained Subaru’s waiting patiently in the parking lot for the ship to return
by Anonymous | reply 52 | August 15, 2020 10:46 AM |
Olivia cruises attract a slightly more affluent, and slightly less insane demographic than Michfest.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | August 15, 2020 11:11 AM |
I'm the well worn lawn chairs and coolers filled with Coors Lite, inexplicably brought along because it's not a lesbian vacation without lawn chairs and coolers of Coors Lite!
by Anonymous | reply 54 | August 15, 2020 11:36 AM |
I’m chronic dumpiness that follows lesbians around like the dust cloud around Pigpen on Peanuts.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | August 15, 2020 1:54 PM |
I’m the fist-fight.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | August 15, 2020 2:09 PM |
R53 is correct. What is being described here is the Michfest crowd. Those gals were begging online for gas money to get there. They are not taking cruised down the Danube.
Think Suse Orman-looking clones.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | August 15, 2020 3:47 PM |
I’m the diesel dyke that demands to speak to the Captain when an employee unintentionally refers to her as sir. This kind of homophobia will not be tolerated!
by Anonymous | reply 59 | August 15, 2020 3:49 PM |
I’m the salon that only offers a flat rate for the same color rinse/pixie cut.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | August 15, 2020 3:56 PM |
Fish? Do I smell FISH???
by Anonymous | reply 61 | August 15, 2020 4:05 PM |
I’m this ultimate lesbian tattoo exposed for all the world to admire.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | August 15, 2020 4:11 PM |
[quote] Those gals were begging online for gas money to get there.
Not that they couldn’t afford it. But why pay when you can come up with an elaborate story about you HAVE to visit The Land before you die?
by Anonymous | reply 63 | August 15, 2020 4:18 PM |
Is the Isle of Lesbos a lesbian Mecca?
by Anonymous | reply 64 | August 15, 2020 4:52 PM |
R64 The isle of Lesvos is now full of thousands of refugees from the middle east living in abject poverty.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | August 15, 2020 4:55 PM |
[quote] I’m the aligning of everyone’s menstrual cycle.
I'm giggling repeated references to this occurrence made every five minutes on the Lido deck!
by Anonymous | reply 66 | August 15, 2020 5:52 PM |
I am cilantro. I have been expressly forbidden on board this cruise. Even so, the steward and the servers in the dining room will field multiple questions about my dreaded presence every night.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | August 15, 2020 5:53 PM |
I am "Elizabeth Warren 2020" t-shirts that still proliferate even though she is no longer running.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | August 15, 2020 5:55 PM |
I'm the Indigo Girls muzak in the elevator.
And the actual Indigo Girls in the Moldie Oldies Music Line-up.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | August 15, 2020 5:57 PM |
Don't forget the XXXL Amy for America t-shirts, R68.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | August 15, 2020 6:00 PM |
Tonight, in the main deck lounge, you will be entertained by the fabulous singer, WING.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | August 15, 2020 6:00 PM |
I'm Steve Grand. My agent thought this might be a great gig.
I feel completely unloved, unappreciated and unwanted.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | August 15, 2020 6:10 PM |
On a shore stop, a couple of the young, healthy ones go kayaking. They are not that kind of "fur traders" in a canoe.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | August 15, 2020 6:19 PM |
[quote] Olivia Cruise
Is she Tom's new beard?
by Anonymous | reply 74 | August 15, 2020 6:30 PM |
I'm the silence my partner gives me because she thinks she caught me looking at the blond in the green tank top dancing by herself in the corner. I will steadfastly refuse that I was watching her because I was pretty sure that she wouldn't notice me looking because she herself was practically drooling at the gal in the teal shorts who, by the way, happens to be a dead ringer for her ex gf that she broke up with the month before we took this stupid cruise that I never wanted to go on in the first place because I just started a new job and didn't want to use up all my pto.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | August 15, 2020 9:18 PM |
I'm Lesbian Bed Death.
I'm lurking just off in the distance.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | August 15, 2020 9:26 PM |
I’m the medical crew on high alert for dance floor drug overdoses because we were told this was a gay cruise. We won’t be needed.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | August 15, 2020 9:40 PM |
[quote]I’m the Painting Our Vaginas in Watercolor class on the promenade deck. Bring a hand mirror.
Okay, listen up gays, our vagina paintings require layers, substance, and depth. They are done it oils!!
[quote]I’m one of the poorly maintained Subaru’s waiting patiently in the parking lot for the ship to return.
Oh, you silly silly gays, do you even know any lesbians? Poorly maintained?? POORLY?!? Pfft. Even the lipsticks know their way around a dipstick!
by Anonymous | reply 78 | August 15, 2020 9:42 PM |
I'm the WNBA jerseys.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | August 15, 2020 9:44 PM |
I’m hairy armpits and any excuse to raise my arms to show them off
by Anonymous | reply 80 | August 15, 2020 9:46 PM |
I’m Margaret Cho, gathering material for my next stand up special.
by Anonymous | reply 81 | August 15, 2020 9:50 PM |
I’m the ship’s lost and found - crates full of an arsenal of unclaimed dildos and vibrators found under furniture and wedged between beds and the wall in rooms throughout the ship.
Sometimes at night..you might hear a quiet humming...as some turn on by themselves...😱
by Anonymous | reply 82 | August 15, 2020 10:08 PM |
I’m a discussion about thigh gaps and if they really exist since no one had ever seen one.
by Anonymous | reply 83 | August 15, 2020 10:17 PM |
I'm Captain Sandy, the obvious choice to sit at the helm.
by Anonymous | reply 84 | August 15, 2020 10:20 PM |
I’m the tacky dyke that jokingly asks the waiter for a “furburger with a side of tits” when ordering from the menu. The other ladies at the table are mortified, giving each other knowing glances as the dyke laughs hysterically.
by Anonymous | reply 85 | August 15, 2020 10:28 PM |
I am the U-Haul sponsored emergency boats. You may use us once you've met the woman of your dreams and decided to ditch your entire life to join her in Oregon
by Anonymous | reply 86 | August 15, 2020 10:28 PM |
I’m cute sassy t-shirts. Unfortunately they only come in XL and XXL.
by Anonymous | reply 87 | August 15, 2020 10:37 PM |
I’m the winner of the sexiest cankles contest.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | August 15, 2020 10:50 PM |
I’m the complimentary gift bag given to each passenger.
DLers: Please add something to the gift bag!
I’m glazed gingerbread vulva cookies
by Anonymous | reply 89 | August 15, 2020 10:55 PM |
For the gift bag: the waterproof shark vibrator!
by Anonymous | reply 90 | August 15, 2020 11:04 PM |
I’m the guest author for empowered literary lesbians
by Anonymous | reply 91 | August 15, 2020 11:11 PM |
I’m the $75 Goop “This Smells Like My Vagina” candles, which are featured in all gift shops, as well as in each cabin as a welcome aboard gift.
by Anonymous | reply 92 | August 15, 2020 11:23 PM |
R92 Ms Paltrow will Also be doing a guided vaginal steaming as an exclusive pay-per-view event Saturday afternoon.
by Anonymous | reply 93 | August 15, 2020 11:29 PM |
Womon overboard!!
by Anonymous | reply 96 | August 16, 2020 12:02 AM |
I'm Madge and I'm on board to wash the virginas'.
by Anonymous | reply 97 | August 16, 2020 12:20 AM |
I’m the DL lesbians ready to tell anyone who laughs that it’s NOT FUNNY!
by Anonymous | reply 98 | August 16, 2020 4:37 AM |
I’m the fight that has ensued before the ship has even left port.
by Anonymous | reply 99 | August 16, 2020 7:23 AM |
Where are you all getting the idea that lesbians are fighting all the time? Never heard that stereotype.
by Anonymous | reply 100 | August 16, 2020 7:27 AM |
I’m the nutloaf crumbs in all the beds
by Anonymous | reply 101 | August 16, 2020 9:54 AM |
I’m the popular ‘Introduction to Vagina Steaming’ workshops held in the atrium each morning.
by Anonymous | reply 102 | August 16, 2020 10:24 AM |
Lesbians as a rule don’t fight, but with enough of an established social scene + alcohol, someone invariably has past drama and/it gets jealous and a confrontation or tussle ensues. Usually starts with staring each other down or intentional bumping/pushing.
I’ve seen it between gay men, but very rarely. I usually see it happen in straight bars, and it mostly involves straight guys who like to fight, jealous girlfriends, or mouthy drunk women who get off on starting shit, knowing their boyfriend has their back.
My guess is that some dykes try to mimic that straight macho shithead crap in bars. I’ve been in lesbian dive bars that reminded me of those pirate bars you see in movies, and felt like more than a few were looking to start a fight.
I had one get in my face because she thought I was cutting in line for the men’s bathroom (both were being used since it was a lesbian bar). I told her I was just standing to the side to stay out of the way of the walkway—and because there was no more room to stand in line—but the body language and confrontational attitude was of someone who wished I would have said something.
by Anonymous | reply 103 | August 16, 2020 11:41 AM |
Who is Olivia and why is a cruise line named after her? Why isn’t there a Mark, Rick or Steve gay cruise line?
by Anonymous | reply 104 | August 16, 2020 3:48 PM |
There is, r104. But it's Marcus, Richard and Stephen, thankyouverymuch.
by Anonymous | reply 105 | August 16, 2020 6:04 PM |
Come on, you know it's the Lance Cruise Line!
by Anonymous | reply 106 | August 16, 2020 10:52 PM |
I’m ElderLez, DL celebrity, quietly taking it all in behind fabulous sunglasses as she sips a martini and enjoys the ocean breeze.
by Anonymous | reply 108 | August 17, 2020 12:54 AM |
More like the breeze coming from Fran's ass.
by Anonymous | reply 109 | August 17, 2020 5:49 AM |
I'm the hygiene standards
by Anonymous | reply 111 | August 17, 2020 11:13 AM |
I'm the one who can't get out of a deck chair.
Someone please tip me over.
by Anonymous | reply 112 | August 17, 2020 1:41 PM |
I’m the morbid loner who spends every day holed up in my room, watching Ghost Ship, Titanic and The Poseidon Adventure.
by Anonymous | reply 113 | August 17, 2020 2:01 PM |
I’m onboard lecturer Jane Lynch, spraying the microphone with saliva coated pubes.
by Anonymous | reply 114 | August 17, 2020 2:06 PM |
I'm SCHLORP. The sound you'll hear all night for those that have not yet achieved lesbian bed death.
by Anonymous | reply 115 | August 17, 2020 2:09 PM |
all four of them....
by Anonymous | reply 116 | August 17, 2020 2:14 PM |
I'm the too severe haircuts.
by Anonymous | reply 117 | August 17, 2020 3:00 PM |
Munchers in The Captain’s Lounge
L E S B I A N I stand out in a crowd, I am a one in ten L E S B I A N Say it out aloud say it again and again
Well I am a lesbian and this is my thing I'm not looking for a man or a wedding ring Yeah it's women that I like coz I am a big dyke I am as queer as queer can be and I drive a motorbike!
Coz I’m a LESBIAAAN
by Anonymous | reply 118 | August 17, 2020 7:07 PM |
I’m the nightly crowd participation sing along with Lizzy and the Muff Munchers in The Captain’s Lounge
L E S B I A N I stand out in a crowd, I am a one in ten L E S B I A N Say it out aloud say it again and again
Well I am a lesbian and this is my thing I'm not looking for a man or a wedding ring Yeah it's women that I like coz I am a big dyke I am as queer as queer can be and I drive a motorbike!
Coz I’m a LESBIAAAN
by Anonymous | reply 119 | August 17, 2020 7:10 PM |
R89 For the gift bag, because there's always a mug. There has to be a mug.
A Lesbosaurus mug.
by Anonymous | reply 120 | August 17, 2020 7:31 PM |
Do lesbians cradle their mugs or is that just a frau thing?
by Anonymous | reply 121 | August 17, 2020 7:35 PM |
For the gift bag: a complimentary lesbian erotic art print, suitable for framing! Collect all four!
by Anonymous | reply 122 | August 17, 2020 7:39 PM |
There has to be some intersectionality, R121
by Anonymous | reply 123 | August 17, 2020 7:39 PM |
What is available for non-bio females? I don’t want to feel EXCLUDED!
by Anonymous | reply 124 | August 17, 2020 7:45 PM |
R123. Is the lesbian frau real or a myth? I’ve heard stories of their existence.....
by Anonymous | reply 125 | August 17, 2020 7:47 PM |
I’m the official lesbian dream catcher necklace sold exclusively in the gift shop! Catch your dream today!
by Anonymous | reply 126 | August 17, 2020 7:54 PM |
I'm the daily AA meeting. (We REFUSE to call it "Friends of Bill W." for this cruise!) I will be poorly attended after the second day.
by Anonymous | reply 127 | August 17, 2020 8:27 PM |
I’m your official Sybian system rep. Let’s book an appointment during the trip to discuss 0% financing.
by Anonymous | reply 128 | August 17, 2020 8:43 PM |
I'm the CPAP machines! One in every cabin!
by Anonymous | reply 129 | August 17, 2020 8:49 PM |
I’m the Vulva Self Love class on the Lido deck. Please bring a towel and extra batteries
by Anonymous | reply 130 | August 18, 2020 12:45 AM |
We snuck aboard undetected. No one has busted us yet. Next stop: the jacuzzi!
by Anonymous | reply 131 | August 18, 2020 1:30 AM |
I am an older lesbian who is planning to wear my recently acquired Caitlyn Jenner mask to Saturday night's masquerade ball hosted by the Captain herself.
My old partner is just using makeup and a Zorro mask. Silly bitch can only look better.
by Anonymous | reply 132 | August 18, 2020 1:36 AM |
R131 We are the Captain’s guests tonight at his table. Eat your heart out!
by Anonymous | reply 133 | August 18, 2020 1:41 AM |
I’m the one who can out-Karen any straight frau.
by Anonymous | reply 134 | August 18, 2020 3:16 PM |
I made the mistake of using suntan lotion as lube with my cherished dildo because the gift shop ran out of water based lube. Now it’s disintegrating and I smell like a coconut.
I gave my little partner a proper burial at sea and cried as I watched my dildo of many years sink into the ocean depths.
Goodbye, my friend....
by Anonymous | reply 135 | August 18, 2020 3:27 PM |
I’m the all you can eat buffet.
We’re really taking a hit.
by Anonymous | reply 136 | August 18, 2020 3:35 PM |
I’m karaoke night!
by Anonymous | reply 137 | August 18, 2020 3:36 PM |
I’m the shark that swallowed the dildo buried at sea and wish hadn’t
by Anonymous | reply 138 | August 18, 2020 3:40 PM |
I’m the brawl and screaming match on the Lido deck when Dot finds out Fran cheated on her while she was at line dancing classes, Dot gets her revenge by tossing Fran’s strap on overboard. Fran is furious and demands they stop the ship and do a search and rescue. However the strap on now rests at bottom of the sea. Soon it will become a haven for a number of sea creatures and will be the genesis for a new coral reef.
by Anonymous | reply 139 | August 19, 2020 2:16 PM |
More than likely a dolphin will choke on it.
by Anonymous | reply 140 | August 19, 2020 2:18 PM |
[quote] I’m the Vulva Self Love class on the Lido deck. Please bring a towel and extra batteries
I'm lateness to this class, which will NOT be tolerated!
by Anonymous | reply 141 | August 19, 2020 2:25 PM |
I’m the thousands of pairs of Tevas.
by Anonymous | reply 142 | August 19, 2020 2:27 PM |
They’re much better looking than the Michfest lesbians
by Anonymous | reply 143 | August 19, 2020 2:28 PM |
Suze Orman was a good reference point. Anne Burrell would be another one. Ellen too.
These lesbians are a little less hippy. Butcher and just as much the architect of their own misfortune however.
by Anonymous | reply 144 | August 19, 2020 2:34 PM |
I'm the dolphin tattoos.
by Anonymous | reply 145 | August 19, 2020 5:19 PM |
I'm the confused buffet manager trying to figure out why we run out of tuna tacos every night.
by Anonymous | reply 146 | August 19, 2020 5:33 PM |
I'm the NOW that you are being told in so as not to have to tell you THEN.
I've fallen out of favor since Michfest died. May she rest in peace.
by Anonymous | reply 147 | August 19, 2020 6:37 PM |
If partners wear very similar swim attire, a big fuss may be avoided.
by Anonymous | reply 149 | August 19, 2020 7:55 PM |
[post redacted because independent.co.uk thinks that links to their ridiculous rag are a bad thing. Somebody might want to tell them how the internet works. Or not. We don't really care. They do suck though. Our advice is that you should not click on the link and whatever you do, don't read their truly terrible articles.]
by Anonymous | reply 150 | August 19, 2020 7:59 PM |
I’m the “night cap” that involves multiple orgasms
by Anonymous | reply 151 | August 20, 2020 2:01 AM |
We’re boisterousness!
by Anonymous | reply 152 | August 20, 2020 3:36 AM |
I'm the cunt who insists on singing "There's Got To Be a Morning After" in the karaoke bar.
by Anonymous | reply 153 | August 20, 2020 3:46 AM |
One would advise Donna to keep her politics and new IPhone subdued onboard, but she won't. She'll be on DL terfing it.
by Anonymous | reply 154 | August 20, 2020 10:34 AM |
I’m Big Ann and I struggle to fit into the tiny bathroom of the four berth inside-stateroom I’m sharing with my vacation friends. To make matters worse, a deck chair on the lido deck collapsed under me whilst I was sunbathing topless and eating chocolate ice cream. So far this cruise hasn’t been much fun.
by Anonymous | reply 155 | August 20, 2020 11:43 AM |
I’m the gawking bystanders unsure of whether to be disgusted or turned on at the sight of Big Ann wobbling and jiggling about amidst the wreckage of the collapsed deck chair, with rapidly melting ice cream cascading down her gigantic tits towards her vag.
by Anonymous | reply 156 | August 20, 2020 11:58 AM |
I'm stuck in my cabin, not from covid-19, but because I'm allergic to chick drama and WAP 🤮
by Anonymous | reply 157 | August 20, 2020 12:00 PM |
I’m one of room stewards, scrambling to finish the turndown service by 7 pm when most of these gals turn in for the night.
by Anonymous | reply 158 | August 20, 2020 12:17 PM |
I'm the one who is going to state her boundaries in Savannah or St Petersburg so I do not have to state them in Aruba or Oslo.
by Anonymous | reply 159 | August 20, 2020 2:01 PM |
I'm the ex onboard.
You know there'll be one.
by Anonymous | reply 160 | August 20, 2020 2:02 PM |
I'm the groups singing I Am Woman by Helen Reddy on karaoke night.
Groups. Multiple.
by Anonymous | reply 161 | August 20, 2020 2:09 PM |
I am Fran in the Bruce Willis role of a new lesbian installment on Die Hard, when the Olivia Cruise is hijacked by non-bio female terrorists.
by Anonymous | reply 162 | August 20, 2020 2:40 PM |
[quote] I'm the ex onboard. You know there'll be one.
Just the one, dear? There’d likely be about one degree of separation among all passengers.
by Anonymous | reply 163 | August 20, 2020 2:48 PM |
With all the scissoring happening, the crew gets little sleep from the noise.
by Anonymous | reply 164 | August 20, 2020 7:33 PM |
The sound of scissoring, shlorping and random guttural cries of mannish ecstasy
by Anonymous | reply 165 | August 20, 2020 9:19 PM |
I’m the boundaries of international waters.
by Anonymous | reply 166 | August 21, 2020 5:30 AM |
I’m the unflattering camel toe around every corner
by Anonymous | reply 167 | August 21, 2020 5:42 AM |
I’m the iceberg.
The girls spend an hour discussing my toxic, phallic undertones instead of steering the ship out of its way.
by Anonymous | reply 168 | August 21, 2020 7:08 AM |
I’m the smell of weed coming from Fran’s cabin.
by Anonymous | reply 169 | August 21, 2020 7:19 AM |
I’m the sound of Fran’s throaty barfly laughter followed by a hacking cough echoing down the hall.
by Anonymous | reply 170 | August 21, 2020 7:22 AM |
What’s the name of the ship?
The S.S.____________?
by Anonymous | reply 171 | August 21, 2020 7:24 AM |
I’m Paula Poundstone in The Lounge at 8:00.
These are the fullest shows I’ve had in years.
by Anonymous | reply 172 | August 21, 2020 7:26 AM |
I’m the haircut of a 13 year old boy. 1 in 3 passengers has me.
by Anonymous | reply 173 | August 21, 2020 7:31 AM |
I'm the blow up (female) sex doll floating in the pool getting my attention than most of the humans on board.
by Anonymous | reply 174 | August 21, 2020 9:35 AM |
I’m the only male on the ship due to my profession as a medical doctor. The cruise line stopped hiring female doctors years ago because of the millions spent in sexual harassment lawsuits. My only duty on the ship is removing foreign objects that are stuck in the cunts of these bitches after a night of “drunken ecstasy”.
by Anonymous | reply 175 | August 21, 2020 10:03 AM |
I'm the sixty-something butch 300-lb-er who is convinced that R175 raped her when she went to have a fungal infection looked at.
by Anonymous | reply 176 | August 21, 2020 10:06 AM |
I'm Justin Bieber. I got on the wrong ship while drunk. To my bewilderment, I've been accepted as one of the passengers' own and called "Jess". It's been a week now. I'm learning to like tofu. I've been taught to be at peace with my vagina.
by Anonymous | reply 177 | August 21, 2020 10:14 AM |
I'm the storm ahead.
Maybe the weather, maybe just a big argument...
by Anonymous | reply 178 | August 21, 2020 11:31 AM |
I’m my opinion, which you obviously have no interest in hearing anymore now that you drink so much
by Anonymous | reply 179 | August 21, 2020 12:45 PM |
I’m the opinion we’re going to hear anyway.
by Anonymous | reply 180 | August 21, 2020 12:49 PM |
I’m the last chance for you to change, because I certainly don’t need to.
by Anonymous | reply 181 | August 21, 2020 1:09 PM |
I’m the crew, waiting with bates breath until the ship is turned around next week for a gay cruise.
by Anonymous | reply 182 | August 21, 2020 1:11 PM |
I’m the temporary restraining order being broken and the attempted apology for all the stalking.
But don’t you know true love means never having to say you’re sorry? C’mon babe, remember “us”?
by Anonymous | reply 183 | August 21, 2020 1:17 PM |
I am my worth and everyone here knows me. So, don't tempt fate by flirting or gawking.
by Anonymous | reply 184 | August 21, 2020 1:18 PM |
I’m the possessive girlfriend that would be a Lifetime Channel movie villain if I were a man, but since I’m a lesbian woman, it’s different.
Are you looking at her???? You enjoy making me angry, don’t you?
by Anonymous | reply 185 | August 21, 2020 1:29 PM |
I’m the International Date Line.
I did NOT consent to being crossed.
by Anonymous | reply 186 | August 21, 2020 2:12 PM |
I'm the "queer woman" hoping for an acceptance. I'll be disappointed.
by Anonymous | reply 187 | August 21, 2020 2:14 PM |
I’m the erotic ice sculpture at the midnight buffet.
by Anonymous | reply 188 | August 21, 2020 2:30 PM |
This sculpture's dick is bigger than mine.
by Anonymous | reply 189 | August 21, 2020 2:46 PM |
I'm the discarded vibrators whose batteries ran out of power.
by Anonymous | reply 190 | August 21, 2020 2:53 PM |
I am the toolbox Lynn brought just in case she has to fix a broken pipe.
by Anonymous | reply 191 | August 21, 2020 3:26 PM |
Jo'Ann has spent $138 in the casino today; she has won $22.
by Anonymous | reply 193 | August 21, 2020 6:29 PM |
I'm the one looking around for things to disapprove of.
by Anonymous | reply 194 | August 22, 2020 12:02 PM |
Ship crew are given plenty of vinegar and lime juice to combat fish odor.
by Anonymous | reply 195 | August 22, 2020 12:19 PM |
R20 no, no, that will sink the ship
by Anonymous | reply 196 | August 22, 2020 12:38 PM |
I’m the food poisoning.
by Anonymous | reply 199 | August 22, 2020 4:53 PM |
I’m the toilet in the cabin Little Ann is sharing with three friends. If there’s food poisoning, please just throw me overboard.
by Anonymous | reply 200 | August 22, 2020 5:19 PM |
I'm the $50 Home Depot gift card that is the top prize in the Thurday night raffle.
by Anonymous | reply 201 | August 22, 2020 6:37 PM |
I'm the Subaru Keychain, next to the top prize in the raffle.
by Anonymous | reply 202 | August 22, 2020 6:42 PM |
I'm the meeting that had to be called about a peanut butter knife being found in the jelly. Only 4 attended.
by Anonymous | reply 204 | August 22, 2020 6:57 PM |
I'm Gwen's new flip flops she purchased for this cruise. I won't last long. She needs two sizes larger. Her feet ain't dainty.
by Anonymous | reply 205 | August 22, 2020 6:57 PM |
I’m Olivia Newton-John, wondering if these cruises were named for me.
by Anonymous | reply 206 | August 22, 2020 7:03 PM |
I’m Bernice and I have a man’s haircut, wear men’s style clothing and fuck my girlfriend with a giant strap-on. I hate men though
by Anonymous | reply 207 | August 22, 2020 7:09 PM |
I’m she ship’s itinerary, a simple 4-night loop around the Labrador Sea off the coast of Canada. Exciting, fun and warm it isn’t, but no-nonsense and dour it is. Much like the passengers.
by Anonymous | reply 208 | August 22, 2020 7:20 PM |
I'm Diane, Houston's 12th most powerful real estate agent. I'm here with my new15 year younger girlfriend, Alyx. We just ran into my ex, Carole, and HER new 20 year younger girlfriend, Sam, at the climbing wall.
Only 3 of us will get off this boat alive.
by Anonymous | reply 209 | August 22, 2020 7:27 PM |
The cruise line hired Lisa Lampanelli out of retirement to do the comedy shows. Lesbian sjw activists onboard are groaning.
by Anonymous | reply 210 | August 22, 2020 8:25 PM |
Zelda has an insane crush on Kellyanne Conway whom she has never been able to meet. She brought with her on the cruise a Kellyane poster and her collection of Kellyanne photos and videos. Zelda is age 74 and active in her county's local Republican politics located in the Oklahoma panhandle.
by Anonymous | reply 211 | August 22, 2020 8:34 PM |
Lectures in the Labia Lounge on how to drive your new volva for peak performance
by Anonymous | reply 212 | August 22, 2020 8:58 PM |
My wife and I had a bitter fight because I caught her eyeing this bitch Noreen on the deck. Later, I went to the ship's gift shop and bought her a card and a box of Belgium chocolates. We cried and made-up and ate the whole box of chocolates.
by Anonymous | reply 213 | August 22, 2020 10:25 PM |
I’m a could of Crespo straight guys who stowed away thinking they’d were going to be able to watch all kinds of hot lesbian action during the cruise. After seeing the passengers, we stole a lifeboat and are paddling back to shore.
by Anonymous | reply 214 | August 23, 2020 6:30 PM |
*creepo
by Anonymous | reply 215 | August 23, 2020 6:38 PM |
I'm consulting my lawyers in heaven. Cease and desist and pay up.
by Anonymous | reply 216 | August 23, 2020 6:50 PM |
I’m the cottage cheese thighs.
by Anonymous | reply 217 | August 23, 2020 7:35 PM |
I’m Alison Moyet, on after Paula Poundstone, but before Michelle Shocked.
by Anonymous | reply 218 | August 23, 2020 7:39 PM |
I’m the five types of nutloaf in the buffet
by Anonymous | reply 219 | August 24, 2020 9:32 AM |
I'm one of the many tampons blocking up the pipes in the ship.
by Anonymous | reply 220 | August 24, 2020 1:19 PM |
I'm Mafaldo, the toxic queen steward (real name Mortimer). My job is to clean the rooms and serve the guests. What I really do is judge everyone on their looks and behaviour, look daggers at topless women and hiss internally at every public display of affection. I'm 5'1, 250 lbs, balding and single but ain't a single dyke escaping my stern judgement!!
by Anonymous | reply 221 | August 24, 2020 1:26 PM |
I’m the angry dyke at R221.
by Anonymous | reply 222 | August 24, 2020 1:39 PM |
Oh lighten up, R222! Where's your sense of humour?
by Anonymous | reply 223 | August 24, 2020 2:04 PM |
I’m the hot flashes and night sweats 50% of these angry women are suffering at any one time. I’m also the sense of humour they are all lacking, 100% of the time
by Anonymous | reply 224 | August 24, 2020 5:07 PM |
R224 is projecting something
by Anonymous | reply 225 | August 24, 2020 5:10 PM |
I'm COVID-19.
by Anonymous | reply 226 | August 25, 2020 9:42 AM |
No, I can't keep six feet apart from anyone. I am not ashamed of my body or sexuality.
by Anonymous | reply 227 | August 25, 2020 9:53 AM |
I'm the lipstick femme who recently left my husband for my new butch girlfriend.
The other passengers all hate me, yet they all want me, which I find both terrifying and titillating.
by Anonymous | reply 230 | August 25, 2020 10:12 AM |
I’m Yvonne and this cruise is the first time my long-term partner Siobahn and I have decided to be proactively non monogamous. Siobahn hooked up with an old butch on the first night and they’ve barely left each other’s side ever since. Claudette (the old butch) parades around the ship, clasping Siobahn’s hand firmly and possessively, and scowls at me if I (or anyone else for that matter) even approaches them. As a result, I’m sitting most of the time on the lido deck all alone posting pictures of my cats back home to Instagram.
by Anonymous | reply 231 | August 25, 2020 11:25 AM |
I’m the disabled toilet near the atrium that Little Ann is now forced to frequent since her room mates have banned her from the small bathroom in their shared four berth cabin.
by Anonymous | reply 232 | August 25, 2020 12:17 PM |
I’m the wide open double doors of the companionway hatch that look like inviting labia. Enter me, o sisters of the sea!
by Anonymous | reply 233 | August 25, 2020 3:05 PM |
R228 bingo lol!
by Anonymous | reply 234 | August 25, 2020 5:09 PM |
Please post an Asian
by Anonymous | reply 235 | August 25, 2020 6:35 PM |
I'm the one who is grifting her way across the world on this cruise liner.
by Anonymous | reply 236 | August 25, 2020 6:41 PM |
I'm the bartenders in the cocktail lounge...
by Anonymous | reply 237 | August 25, 2020 7:00 PM |
The pool steward sternly asked Sherry to cover her bikini with a towel. WE DON'T WANT COMPLAINTS!
by Anonymous | reply 242 | August 25, 2020 7:40 PM |
Sherry’s moose knuckle will not be hidden!
by Anonymous | reply 243 | August 25, 2020 8:45 PM |
I’m the passengers singing this song is support of Sherry
by Anonymous | reply 244 | August 25, 2020 8:49 PM |
I’m the casual, no-nonsense, attire worn by many of the larger gals. I may be a tighter squeeze than usual after a week of generous and multiple portions at the buffet...
by Anonymous | reply 246 | August 26, 2020 10:58 AM |
I’m three of the above walking abreast and blocking a street in St Thomas. Each of us has a Heineken in one hand and a soft-serve ice cream cone in the other.
We are known, collectively, as The Thundering Herd.
by Anonymous | reply 247 | August 26, 2020 1:52 PM |
Lesbians refusing to make way for others in public spaces is definitely something I've noticed.
Am I the only one?
by Anonymous | reply 248 | August 26, 2020 1:55 PM |
It’s like when certain black folks make sure they walk as slowly as possible when they know you are waiting on them to pass. It’s just a bullshit power move.
by Anonymous | reply 249 | August 26, 2020 2:01 PM |
Here we go, the thread withered and died into an unfunny pool of sexism and racism.
by Anonymous | reply 250 | August 26, 2020 2:36 PM |
Given your comment at R221, R250, you have no place claiming any moral high ground, you homophobic dyke.
by Anonymous | reply 251 | August 26, 2020 2:37 PM |
I'm the annoying yeast infection that won't got away.
by Anonymous | reply 252 | August 26, 2020 2:50 PM |
Tamika wants to go on all the on-shore ghost tours, so she can incessantly squeal and constantly grasp ahold of Shanice
by Anonymous | reply 253 | August 26, 2020 3:14 PM |
On island stops, ship guests are enthusiastically welcomed.
Now buy souvenir junk in our store.
by Anonymous | reply 254 | August 26, 2020 3:29 PM |
On island stops, ship guests are enthusiastically welcomed.
Now buy souvenir junk in our store.
by Anonymous | reply 255 | August 26, 2020 3:29 PM |
Lesbianism is so much more accepted in these cruise countries than homosexuality.
by Anonymous | reply 257 | August 26, 2020 3:55 PM |
I’m a member of the Sybian Lesbianese Army and we are taking hostages!
by Anonymous | reply 258 | August 26, 2020 6:41 PM |
I’m the three hundred pounder who crushed one of those machines into pieces.
by Anonymous | reply 259 | August 26, 2020 7:25 PM |
I’m Antoinette-Sue and I refuse to disembark at any of the Caribbean islands due to political and moral indifference pertaining to the BLM movement and the patriarchy in general. Plus it means I can enjoy the ship’s facilities in peace whilst the other dykes explore the island tourist traps.
by Anonymous | reply 260 | August 26, 2020 7:37 PM |
We are U-haul and Subaru, we are using geo-targeting for paid promotional advertising on all the lesbians digital devices for the duration of the cruise
by Anonymous | reply 261 | August 26, 2020 7:53 PM |
I'd like to see Olivia book Mary Halsey for entertainment. She's good!
by Anonymous | reply 262 | August 26, 2020 8:30 PM |
[quote] I'm the annoying yeast infection that won't go away.
I'm the hefty lesbian wondering if it can be used with a touch of mooncup blood in a delicious souffle for the buffet table.
by Anonymous | reply 263 | August 27, 2020 4:09 AM |
Will there be a breast casting?
by Anonymous | reply 264 | August 27, 2020 9:56 AM |
I’m Dot, arriving at Lesbos and asking to meet Wonder Woman. She’s also anxious because none of this looks like Paradise Island and there are men here! Ugh!
by Anonymous | reply 265 | August 27, 2020 11:24 AM |
I am ElderLez’s wife, who didn’t want to go on this cruise. The first day we all have to muster on the deck for the safety instructions. I am emotionally devastated looking at the gals around me, but a few hours later I come out of my depression to announce that I am the Cindy Crawford of this cruise. I will spend the next 21 years (and county) referring to myself as Cindy Craw.
by Anonymous | reply 266 | August 27, 2020 11:47 AM |
Counting not county
by Anonymous | reply 268 | August 27, 2020 12:09 PM |
I’m the entertainment manager. I’m trying to book a comedy act for people who find nothing funny.
by Anonymous | reply 269 | August 27, 2020 3:19 PM |
Because she's cute, she still won't get away with this for long..
Well, except for one other irrational lesbian who has a huge crush on "Mother" Pence, whom she's never met.
by Anonymous | reply 270 | August 27, 2020 3:55 PM |
There are lots of right-wing lesbians, but DL never addresses that.
by Anonymous | reply 271 | August 27, 2020 7:41 PM |
I'm Dionne Warwick. I didn't know this was a lesbian cruise when they booked me and I am keeping my wits about me.
by Anonymous | reply 272 | August 28, 2020 10:07 AM |
I’m Dionne buying a 1000 cartons of menthol cigarettes in the duty free shop. This hussy knows a good deal when she sees it. And I ain’t no lesbian!
by Anonymous | reply 273 | August 28, 2020 6:23 PM |
Ms Warwick’s show A Night of Class will be cancelled due to a mysterious rubber phallus left at the entrance of Ms Warwick’s suite. Due to concerns and her safety, Dionne will be in her room smoking a bowl with her band (her son) the rest of the evening.
by Anonymous | reply 274 | August 28, 2020 6:28 PM |
I’m Dionne’s rider. Will there be enough room onboard to accommodate all her requisite ashtrays.?
by Anonymous | reply 275 | August 28, 2020 11:55 PM |
I’m what looks like a steamship in the distance, then, when you get closer, you just realize it’s Dionne smoking.
by Anonymous | reply 276 | August 29, 2020 9:17 AM |
I'm a male member of the ship's hard working crew that keeps getting dirty looks from all these women? who look like men.
by Anonymous | reply 277 | August 29, 2020 9:48 AM |
Don't mean to be rude R242 but what the fuck is that?
by Anonymous | reply 278 | August 29, 2020 9:50 AM |
The labia majora x2
by Anonymous | reply 279 | August 29, 2020 10:53 AM |
Sum Poosie is an energy drink sold in the ship's bars and canteens. It is quite popular among the spunky lesbians.
by Anonymous | reply 280 | August 29, 2020 11:33 AM |
I’m Oprah being swamped on the Lido deck, after I announced....and you get a labia, and you get a labia, and you get a labia. It’s all so gushy.
by Anonymous | reply 281 | August 29, 2020 12:08 PM |
I used to be a "dancer" on those all woman ships until I became Iron Chef Cat Cora on the Food Network. The rest is history.
by Anonymous | reply 282 | August 29, 2020 12:19 PM |
I’m Bertha. I’m an old butch dyke. I resent that this ship was built and designed by men. I hate men, but I secretly wish I had a penis.
by Anonymous | reply 283 | August 29, 2020 1:23 PM |
I’m security staff called to Little Ann’s room to retrieve an out of control giant vibrator that popped out and is now rumbling all over the place under the bed, keeping folks In the downstairs cabin awake.
by Anonymous | reply 284 | August 29, 2020 1:40 PM |
The only butt reveal underwear aboard the ship belongs to an Asian male crew member.
by Anonymous | reply 285 | August 29, 2020 1:43 PM |
I’m the female bodybuilder in a bikini by the pool.
by Anonymous | reply 286 | August 29, 2020 1:46 PM |
Marjorie says she could pass as Ivana Trump's twin sister.
by Anonymous | reply 287 | August 29, 2020 2:21 PM |
Among traveling Kentucky female relatives, is Kim, who brought along her thongs.
by Anonymous | reply 288 | August 29, 2020 2:33 PM |
This is an item in the ship's "lost and found" room.
Edna and Cecilia from South Dakota are too embarrassed to go and claim it.
by Anonymous | reply 289 | August 29, 2020 2:41 PM |
R289 where was it lost? Or did someone find it?
by Anonymous | reply 290 | August 29, 2020 2:56 PM |
Just as well, R289, they leave it in lost and found. The TSA could ban them from taking it on the plane on the flight home to Sioux Falls.
They'd probably call it a weapon of ass destruction.
by Anonymous | reply 291 | August 29, 2020 2:56 PM |
The dildo disconnects into segments and becomes a set of lesbian numchucks
by Anonymous | reply 292 | August 29, 2020 2:59 PM |
R290 Edna placed it on the nightstand near the cabin door. The couple left a short bit later to visit the gals two cabins down who had invited them over for drinks before they all go together for dinner. With the very choppy waves at the time, the double-end dildo fell off the nightstand and rolled into the hallway. Cecilia forgot to close the door, thinking Edna was still on the toilet and would close it as she left. But Edna left before that while Cecilia was distracted looking at the view of the choppy waves. A steward delivering room service found it, but wasn't sure which cabin it came from. He picked up the device with a napkin, placed it in a plastic bag, and delivered it to lost and found. The occupants of three rooms on each side were notified that if they are missing an item, one may claim the item if they can properly and discreetly describe the item found.
by Anonymous | reply 293 | August 30, 2020 12:13 AM |
I’m the average age.
by Anonymous | reply 295 | August 31, 2020 5:45 AM |
I’m Meredith Baxter Birney.
by Anonymous | reply 296 | August 31, 2020 5:46 AM |
Those look like friends that charge by the hour
by Anonymous | reply 297 | August 31, 2020 5:54 AM |
Uh, R282? I think you meant HERstory.
by Anonymous | reply 298 | September 1, 2020 3:23 AM |
[quote] I’m Phranc, and I’ll be performing nightly (and selling signed CDRs
I can think of worse ways to spend several dollars
by Anonymous | reply 299 | September 1, 2020 4:25 AM |
I'm Fibromyalgia. Oddly enough I won't be anywhere in sight this week, but come next Monday, I'll make sure Wendy has to take it easy and leave work early for a few days.
by Anonymous | reply 300 | September 1, 2020 5:23 AM |
That’s the truest post on this thread, R300.
by Anonymous | reply 301 | September 1, 2020 5:36 AM |
I’m the collective cry of lesbian joy when it’s announced that tipping is not required during the cruise.
by Anonymous | reply 302 | September 26, 2020 4:03 PM |
Someone needs to call the Sapphic sister giving bus rides to Michfest that she can offer bus rides to the port *wink wink*
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