Most annoying DL expressions:

Whenever anyone types "vicious slapping," I want to...well, you can imagine.

Worse than Hitler.

OP that's used on obvious trolls, because they are obviously trolls.

But you knew that already, didn't you?

Liza

"Ok, Boris."

THERE’S ALREADY A THREAD ON THIS!!!

Russian TROLL!!

"Troll!"

Ok Boris.

Ok Tumper.

r693, see r562, because r693 posted the same thing r562 did, only six weeks later. Off with that queen's heads.

R8 seems to have a great deal of experience in hearing those expressions.

Is it really going to take six weeks to find out what the fuck r9 is blabbing about?

“Dear Lord In Heaven!” by Concerned [fill in the blank] Team Mom has become cringe inducing.

Not an expression, but more of a DL attitude: "You have the nerve to disagree with MEEEE, you must be (fill in demographic you personally can't stand)!"

Usually it's filled in by "old", but it sometimes is "a woman/frau", "black", "fat/obese"....

Cringe-inducing. So trite, so overused.

Love: "Tasteful Friends"

Hate: "Dead To Me!"

R12 for the win. That team mom thing is so bad it makes me angry. It has to be the same old queen who thinks that posting as Patsy Ramsey is relevant or amusing. To manage to come across as a pervert, misogynist and 50 years behind the times is a bit of a trifecta. Cringe. I bet he spends a lot of time on the perfect wording of those bizarre sign offs too. No one laughed.

“For the win” is equally tiresome, r16.

References to cak and graxy.

R18 — Mrs. Patsy Ramsey, formerly of Boulder, CO, is one of the two funniest contributors on DL, with Darfur Orphan being the other.

^^ SORRY, I MEANT R16 ^^

MARY!

Except it's not equally tiresome. Which wasn't even the question R17.

R19. You must be a team mom poster. Grotesque sexless men who hate women and children post those things. Those with a lot of mommy issues. The words they spew are so obviously just a variation of what their 105 year old mother whispers in their ear. Move on, ancient white fags. Get some new material. The Patsy Ramsey poster is not funny or original and the team mom poster is even creepier and dumber. Sad old men. Practicing their very old song and dance. Tiresome probably is the appropriate word.

"racist dog whistle" The WORST!

"die in a grease fire" <------- I get that reply a lot.

eldergay

Anything that comes out of Mrs. Patsy Ramsey's fingers.

butthurt, pearl clutching

R16 types douchebag.

WHET

Woah

I rather like "Kick her in the cuntbone".

"Throw a fuck"

I don't know why but I hate it.

R22 Cunts who post on Judy Garland threads, talk about ancient fags, and then try to pass themselves off as young. Bitch, please, you're older smellier and fatter than Andre Leon Talley's taint.

"Throw a mean fuck" is the expression. And it only applies to a certain type of man.

Would it have killed you to have done a search first OP? Would it?

R33 for the win.

"The poors"

I hate pearl clutch, dead to me.

I LOVE "gurl puhlease" - but no one else says it anymore, except me.

Gurl

WHET

Flyoverstan

I actually like all the expressions listed above me. Being an eldergay, I enjoy in the 'insider' jokes and commentary foibles that we have here.

But what do I know? I type fat and am wearing my best caftan and earrings.

"Fixed that for you". The audacity!

Oh, and anything to do with sizemeat I hate with the power of a thousand suns (another expression that's gone).

I still like "die in a grease fire". It's classic because it's usually reserved for the cuntiest of cunts, the most Karenesque of the Karens.

These expressions are what make Datalounge Datalounge.

DON'T ERASE OUR LANGUAGE! BECAUSE IF YOU ERASE OUR LANGUAGE, YOU ERASE US!!!!

IT'S LITERAL VIOLENCE!! LITERALLY!!!!!!!!

R31 The thread is about annoying DL expressions

"If she was so unlikeable why did she get three million more votes than Trump? "

[quote]I still like "die in a grease fire".

I hate that one

"Move it along, toots!"

"Well smell you!"

I waver on those. They can be very annoying, although their ability to conjure up the sort of elderly gay man who could have been a character in Boys In The Band and now spends his days retired in Wilton Manor or Palm Springs is occasionally touching.

"drink his bathwater" - it's said by the same 2 posters over and over and is possibly one of the stupidest things I've ever read.

I love them all. They are what makes the DL, the DL. Rock on. Lol…

"Spill some tea" is similarly simultaneously annoying and endearing as it is inevitably used by white Eldergays who sound like someone's grandmother asking about "that hip hop music"

Well, I hate you too, R45!

Methinks thou dost protest too much

You fat whore.

Op here. Didn’t want to throw two at once so:

“See how that works?”

Op here. Didn’t want to throw two at once so:

“See how that works?”

Touché R3

Vivian Vance

Boris

Sunshine Sachs

Klan Granny troll accusing

Anything written by a Frau complaining about gay men on a gay board.

Ancient fags using the term "frau." Nobody says that word. There are more imaginative ways to describe your sister.

[quote]"Move it along, toots!"

"Well smell you!"

R46 I love both!

"What say you, DL"

I'm not a dues paying member & haven't had my F/F & W/W buttons for over a month now.

I also can't hide a thread or block anyone.

Does anyone else have this same problem as of late?

No R61.

R62 Are you a paying member?

Nope

The wit and wisdom buttons and the ability to block threads and posters are not available to non paying members anymore.

Yes, they are.

Whenever anyone uses "nuance" I know what follows is going to be annoying.

R65 & R66 are cancelling each other out.

Can anyone else settle this matter?

R66 here. I am not a paying member. I can see the WW, FF, and ignore user button. And they work. I can create threads. I can follow and ignore threads.

NO ONE can ignore threads anymore. That feature hasn't worked for several years.

There's a button for it right at the top of the OP's post, R70. It's a circle with a red line through it. It's to ignore the thread. It is different than the circle with a person in it and a red line through it, next to responding posts (i.e. next to the WW and FF buttons). Maybe some of you have incompatible browsers? Everything works in Firefox.

Present hole

The key to the Wit and Wisdom buttons does not open any options anymore. It just disappears if you click on it. There's nothing there. These features are no longer available to non paying members who don't lie.

R73 they still work. I just WW'd you as a test. After clicking WW, the WW and FF button sort of "grey out", to indicate that I already either WW'd or FF'd you, and therefore can't do it again to your post. This is how they have worked since I started coming to DL in 2015. How they worked before that....I have no idea.

"Ignore threads" does not work in Firefox. It hasn't worked in over a year. Yes, the button is clickable, and it gets lighter when you click it, but the thread does not stay ignored. It doesn't work in Firefox, Edge, Chrome, or Safari on my phone. You can ignore posters, but that is more annoying than effective.

Yes, the biggest problem with WW and FF is that if you accidentally hit the wrong button you can't change your vote.

I haven't changed my browser.

It's been the same for years.

I have a desktop,

I just FF'd you R77. I use Firefox on a 2019 HP laptop. You sound like an AOL dial-up troll who is bitter because you can't get anything better in the trailer park you live in.

Sincerely, R61,R62,R64,R69,R71,R74

Oops, I'm not R61.

R78 etc

They work for me, I'm not a paying member. On a laptop usually. Everything works except I can't check notifications (likes or replies) like I could when I was a paying member. It tells me I have them and the number of them, but I don't know what they are.

There is some annoying bitch here who keeps trying to make "THERE, I said it!" a thing.

Writing Trump as tRump.

Mutilated!.... aka, the foreskin troll. EVERY time.

I agree R47.

Also the "straight down the shitter" troll.

Whenever I see it in a thread title, I know then to avoid it.

"DL fave"

"I want him inside me quite deeply."

Daddy!

[quote]R84 Also the "straight down the shitter" troll.

Those threads have come to make me laugh.

Especially since half the time they’re about people who either A.) are still working, or B.) simply aged out, as movie stars are wont to do.

It’s never a mystery : )

"Damn auto correct!"

DEAR LORD IN HEAVEN!

“Trumpanzees”

Whoever writes this should have a railroad spike slowly pounded through her skull.

OP , your dead to me ... and worse than Hitler.

I do always like to utilize OP's example when talking to a psychic, though.

Ninety-three posts and no "I eat old people's excrements"? To me, that one's the worst.

I guess no one remembers the shitbra.

It really used to turn my stomach.

Please shit in my mouth! No really, please do!

Thinking about it and reading the long list, I could go for tossing most of these out; if only because for half the context is almost completely arcane to everyone beside a few elder posters, and for the other half the humour wasn’t there in the first place.

For example: I know how to deploy a ‘move it along, Toots!’, but I couldn’t tell you how the stock response came about or what the original context was - presumably I wasn’t on DL the Palaeolithic year it came about, or I simply wasn’t in the relevant thread.

I do however have a soft spot for ‘WHET?, ‘Tasteful Friends...’, Vivian Vance, ‘Dead to Me!!’, Patsy Ramsey (and I’m a woman who doesn’t hate kids, go figure), and of course R29’s timeless choice. Some gags have such fantastic legs they just run and run, even (and especially) if they are on the dark side. DL wouldn’t be what it is without irreverent miserable character-memes, dramatic and colourful turns of phrase, and bizarre impenetrable catchphrases. That’s part of what has kept me around for almost a decade.

i come here for ALL the above

This is a thread for people unable to self-soothe.

“Concerned _________ Team Mom”

“Mary!”

"Poo Shoes" or "Bellagio". I especially hate the Poo Shoes J'accuse Troll(s) who ruin threads.

Dear Lord in Heaven!

"I love me some..."

They've all worn out their welcome. DL never knows when to retire a phrase.

"Links please" or when people try to be really cute and use "Show me the receipts" or variations in gossip threads.

"Oh, dear" or the occasional "Oh dear". Not only overused but totally disregards that 1) DL is not a professional site so users tend not to proofread when posting something; 2) most of the errors are minimal at best; 3) many DLers might be posting using cellphones or other devices where accurate keyboarding is virtually impossible when typing quickly; and 4) mistakes happen to everyone.

“Oh dear” from the grammar Nazi(s).

Ending a post with "Thread Closed."

Julianne Moore.

Seriously

I scrolled thru; hadn’t seen this posted yet.

I was like “seriously”?

[quote]OP , your dead to me

Oh, dear.

"the homosex"

[quote] "Throw a mean fuck" is the expression. And it only applies to a certain type of man

An asshole?

The Vivian Vance droning. It hasn’t been funny or interesting for years.

“I eat old people’s diarrhea.”

Whenever someone starts off with "you do realize" I chalk them up as a persnickety cunt and block them, even if I agree with what they said.

I hate the intentional, inside-jokey misspellings of WHET and pron.

Are Log Cabin Republicans really just Trumpansies?

I love die in a grease fire and I’ve been here for 10 years.

R97

See Hon. you make the mistake of thinking that we want your in depth analysis. You are welcome here, but you’re droning analysis makes you a bit insufferable. If you can’t pop in a sentence or two, go back to redbook.

[quote]R97 I know how to deploy a ‘move it along, Toots!’, but I couldn’t tell you how the stock response came about or what the original context was -

That was before my time, too... but in some other thread I gleaned that the circumstance was some DLer pranced off a commuter train (?) where two (large, but that may be beside the point) women were chatting, crowding the exit/platform. He jabbed one with the tip of his umbrella and trilled, “Move it along, toots!”

Or, I think that’s what it was - -

[quote]R119 See Hon. you make the mistake of thinking that we want your in depth analysis.

[italic]I [/italic]liked it.

Please check your Mommie Issues, when you have a chance.

[quote] These features are no longer available to non paying members who don't lie.

R73 Maybe you should try not being such a cheap ass cunt?

"EST"

R118 Why, thank you so much! I love you too, babe!

That "so young" bullshit some queen thinks is so funny to attach Olivia DeHavilland's name to. Today she did it twice today in one of the "Ben Cross Has Died" threads. It hasn't been funny in over a decade, you stupid twat.