David Sedaris - The choice is chicken or a pile of shit
David Sedaris has a perfect (and disgusting) analogy for undecided voters
To put [undecided voters] in perspective, I think of being on an airplane.
The flight attendant comes down the aisle with her food cart and, eventually, parks it beside my seat. ‘Can I interest you in the chicken?’ she asks. ‘Or would you prefer the platter of sh*t with bits of broken glass in it?’
To be undecided in this election is to pause for a moment and then ask how the chicken is cooked.”
by Anonymous | reply 7 | December 6, 2020 6:37 PM
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But, but....is the shit sous vide???
by Anonymous | reply 1 | August 12, 2020 11:46 PM
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There's even a chicken option?
by Anonymous | reply 2 | August 12, 2020 11:47 PM
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What no vegan option? This is literal violence!!!
by Anonymous | reply 3 | August 12, 2020 11:52 PM
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What happened to Sedaris? He kinda disappeared a few years ago...I loved his books (except for Squirrel Seeks Chipmunk)
by Anonymous | reply 5 | August 13, 2020 1:32 AM
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[quote]What happened to Sedaris? He kinda disappeared a few years ago...I loved his books (except for Squirrel Seeks Chipmunk)
I'll tell you what happened. His books went from bad to worse.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | December 6, 2020 6:37 PM
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