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David Sedaris - The choice is chicken or a pile of shit

David Sedaris has a perfect (and disgusting) analogy for undecided voters

To put [undecided voters] in perspective, I think of being on an airplane.

The flight attendant comes down the aisle with her food cart and, eventually, parks it beside my seat. ‘Can I interest you in the chicken?’ she asks. ‘Or would you prefer the platter of sh*t with bits of broken glass in it?’

To be undecided in this election is to pause for a moment and then ask how the chicken is cooked.”

by Anonymousreply 7December 6, 2020 6:37 PM

But, but....is the shit sous vide???

by Anonymousreply 1August 12, 2020 11:46 PM

There's even a chicken option?

by Anonymousreply 2August 12, 2020 11:47 PM

What no vegan option? This is literal violence!!!

by Anonymousreply 3August 12, 2020 11:52 PM

meme

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by Anonymousreply 4August 13, 2020 12:01 AM

What happened to Sedaris? He kinda disappeared a few years ago...I loved his books (except for Squirrel Seeks Chipmunk)

by Anonymousreply 5August 13, 2020 1:32 AM

WTF is this?

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by Anonymousreply 6December 6, 2020 6:35 PM

[quote]What happened to Sedaris? He kinda disappeared a few years ago...I loved his books (except for Squirrel Seeks Chipmunk)

I'll tell you what happened. His books went from bad to worse.

by Anonymousreply 7December 6, 2020 6:37 PM
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