Who is more attractive: Timothee Chalamet or Tom Holland?

Tom definitely has the superior posterior.

I don't find either one attractive, but Timothee has a better face.

Tom Holland is British. It's funny how people pretend he's going to age well. He looks just like his father (Dominic Holland), who is not that attractive. Plus he's only 5'8," whereas Timmy's just shy of 6'.

Tom obviously. Holland has muscles and actually has an ass. Chalamet is a walking stick with negative ass. Also he's going to hit twink death like a fucking wall in a few years his face is so androgynous looking.

R3 Tom looks a lot more like his mother than his father.

Tom looks like an attractive teenage boy, Timmy looks like an attractive woman in her 30s.

Tom Holland by a solar system.

Neither

I don't understand Tom Holland's appeal. He looks so plain and boring. Timmy is even less inspiring, if that's possible.

Tim has more great model features, but that just means the wall, whether hitting it in 20s or 30s, will hurt harder. That's not a face that will do well with anything but that body. It'll potentially look like he's a sourpuss. I just wanted to use that word though. I'd concede to any that think he's more beautiful, at least at his best, today, but I don't see it going very well later. He basically has to do the aging thing perfectly.

Tom has more wholesome though plain features, so appeal will stick onto him unless he lets himself go, but then they'll realize it when he's 30s or 40s that 'oh yeah, he's not really all that anymore' (maybe when reminded that youth don't like him at all, at that point). The wear and tear will get to him as he gets crows feet, paleness, grey wisps, all that. He'll either try to maintain his usual look - eventually failing in anything but a suit - or take on something more rugged - which he may well be willing to, like Zac Efron. Eventually any attempts to keep plastic perfect will backfire for a face and body like his, but he could still look great for decades in a different way.

That is, Tim has his looks he can heavily rely on, while Tom may have more than his looks, and he seems to know it because he turns on charm like a natural, and I'm sure that gets him great deals in life.

I like them both, but I've never actually seen a Tom Holland movie. Everything he's done looks so boring. Timmy, on the other hand, played Elio. He completely gets my vote, here and at the box office. I wonder when THE FRENCH DISPATCH will be released.

They['re bot bony-ass twonks and OP is tiresome.

[quote] bony-ass

How dare you. He may be a lipless chav with a wonky eyebrow. But insulting his ass is slander.

I voted for Tom. He's plain but he's got a great ass and I love his body and muscles + he did ballet so he's flexible in bed. Timmy's got a negative ass, has the body of a 13yo and his face is so asymmetrical, someone showed me his flipped photos and it's uncanny he has the troll's face

Timotheeeeeeee is so disgusting looking that I believe people are only saying that he's hot as a joke. His body is fine but that face is just so gross. He actually looked somewhat decent in that rapping video he made, but no other time have I ever not wanted to barf.

They are both just boys. Let’s judge in 10 years time

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Apples to oranges, they're two different kinds of twink. Tom has muscles, he's toned, he's filled out. Tom is a twunk. Timothee is a starving poet style twink, appearance wise. He has the indie boy appeal which is why he looks like he's a minute away from collapsing from some bohemian illness. Tom's appeal is the boy-next-door, he looks like the hot soccer player you had a crush on in high school because he was the only popular kid who defended you.

You can't compare the two, their appeals are in two separate target areas of attractiveness. Although they're the same in the sense that neither will age well or be as hot as they are now by the time they reach 30.

No comparison. TC is not attractive at all, whereas TH is..although he looks way younger than the guys I’d normally go for...pretty sexy

Tom and Chris

Who is less attractive: Timothee Chalamet or Tom Holland?

I'm guessing Tom won't age well, although it's hard to tell because due to how young he is, his father hasn't really been fucked over by age yet so we don't have a good comparison to see into the future. His dad isn't a model, but he's good looking, especially for a brit.

Tom Holland. He is absolutely adorable.

I find both of them extremely attractive, but Timothee just marginally more so, pretty much exactly my type. Also like R11 says I really liked CMBYN but nothing much that Tom Holland has been in really appealed to me so there's that

Tom Holland should do a CMBYN style film, complete with another peach scene.

Timothee is far cuter beautiful angles. Tom has a better body. But timo wins cuz talent is sexy too and he beats tom by a ton

Tom is vastly more talented than Timothee, he just hasn't gotten a chance to show it yet because he's young and addicted to the Disney paycheck. Watch some of his stuff outside of the Spider-Man movie, like that Moby Dick film he did with Hemsworth and The Devil All The Time when it comes out in September. He's a talented actor, he just never gets the chance to shine because of Marvel.

R21: Chalamet

r20 r25 Yes please! Tom in a gay movie and Chris or a similar dude as his love interest

But who is the gay one?

I don’t know which one is more attractive until I know which one has the biggest dick!

Chris Evans would never play gay. Chris Hemsworth probably would though.

R32 I was talking about Hemsworth . I don't even like Evans

I agree with R26, but Tom will soon have an opportunity to prove himself. In the upcoming film "Cherry" he plays an opiod addicted war vet who robs banks. It sounds like it could either be really good or really bad.

r34 Its directed by Russo brothers and its really different from everything else they've done so I'm not really expecting too much.

R15, disgusting looking?

Timothee Chalamet is the most physically repulsive and talent free actor around at the moment.

Can't wait for Hollywood to work out that nobody likes him and to stop shoving him down our throats.

I think they are both charismatic but Tom more so because he's wholesome and everyday looking. They are both fine actors who know how to do what successful actors do - seduce and create illusions. Neither one has model looks, it's part of their trade that they make themselves sex symbols - because neither is one is conventionally a hot man. Tom a bit more so. But its hardly spectacular.

r36 Looks like he's struggling with a huge turd

Tom Holland (24) in his new movie with old twinks Bill Skarsgard (30), Robert Pattinson (34) and Sebastian Stan (38)

r36 He looks like if someone made a twink only biopic of Albert Einstein,

I love them both, they're different so I don't bother comparing. I like Tim for his typically French, moody model looks and Tom for his typically English good looking boy next door looks. Anyone saying "he's Brit so won't age" can eat a bag of vaginas, he'll look great for years and his parents are pretty youthful, but he's better looking than both in any case.

Tom looks like the boy next door, very pleasant and likable. He goes out of his way to charm people just for the sake of it.

Most people don't recognize it but Tim looks like a cynical insider/ skilled-operator in NYC, Paris, festival cities such as Venice and Cannes, at a party filled with glossy people who really aren't very nice. Tim would in fact be nice, but self-involved, flaky and always looking for something better, really.

both hideous rats

There's only one option between both of them:

I read on DL that Timothee looked like a middle aged lesbian librarian and I can NOT get that out of my head.

Personally, spot on.

But I felt weird voting for Holland. Sure, he's 24, but looks 18, easily.

I do find him adorable and his lip sync battle against Zendaya was highly entertaining and showed he's got a great sense of humor -- not to mention a great core.

Which one is the one with the half ass? The other one.

I appreciate that both of them are unconventional-looking young men who don't resemble every other boring-ass Ken Doll pretty boy propped up against the silver screen. That said, Holland just looks like more actual fun to be with.

Chalamet is repulsive.