What happened to the Alaskan hottie?
he used to be a DL fave
by Anonymous | reply 2 | August 11, 2020 10:25 PM |
He's now a homemaker and stay-at-home mother of four living in Anamoose, North Dakota.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | August 11, 2020 10:29 PM |
Fulfilling his white trash destiny of multiple babymamas, failed D-list celebrity career, and carb face
by Anonymous | reply 5 | August 11, 2020 10:30 PM |
I jacked off to him quite a few times in college.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | August 11, 2020 10:30 PM |
Yeah the ass was unfortunate.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | August 11, 2020 10:30 PM |
Playgirl even hired a personal trainer to try and beef him up, but it didn't work.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | August 11, 2020 10:37 PM |
Slightly OT: Bristol Palin is now a real estate agent in an Austin suburb.
WTF.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | August 11, 2020 10:38 PM |
Is Bristol still promoting teen abstinence?
by Anonymous | reply 10 | August 11, 2020 10:40 PM |
She would be a Realtor... they’re all whores.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | August 11, 2020 10:41 PM |
R11 Are you kidding me?! Who would buy a house from this whore who never even got a high school diploma?
by Anonymous | reply 12 | August 11, 2020 10:42 PM |
I enjoyed the porn parody (Getting Levi's Johnson).
by Anonymous | reply 13 | August 11, 2020 10:45 PM |
You think he's cut or uncut?
As an Alaskan redneck, I'm thinking uncut.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | August 11, 2020 10:47 PM |
There are dick shots somewhere but I can't find them. I've heard he is gifted.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | August 11, 2020 10:49 PM |
He wasn't all that 12 years ago in his prime, just an AWG, so I imagine he looks like complete shit now, complete with a beer gut and an even flatter, saggier ass.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | August 11, 2020 10:55 PM |
R15 I thought he had refused to be photographed full frontal for the Playgirl shoot.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | August 11, 2020 10:55 PM |
Yeah, he decided against going full frontal.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | August 12, 2020 12:03 AM |
R1 please tell me that is not his wife. I still think he's attractive.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | August 12, 2020 12:07 AM |
Fun fact StraightCollegeMen sent two models up to Alaska to convince 3 of his friends to do a jerk off video. After a week of paying for drinks and chatting them up, they convinced the guys to fly down to Vegas for the shoot. We have no idea what they looked like but the crazy site owner messed it all up by playing around with contracts so the models he sent up there ended up warning the guys to avoid SCM. They backed out before a contract was signed. But we could have had more Alaskan meat.
It's no wonder that the trust fund owner of the site went out of money. Anyone with a basic business 101 course would have had the guys film a scene from their apartment if they had to just to get the footage then consider a flight if they really needed them in Vegas.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | August 12, 2020 12:41 AM |
Johnston married Sunny Oglesby (born 1992) on October 28, 2012.[63] A month prior to the wedding, the couple's first daughter, Breeze Beretta Johnston was born. Their second daughter, Indy Rae Johnston, was born in January 2015.[64][65] Their third daughter Delta Jo Johnston was born on July 10, 2019.
Little Tripp has 5 absurdly named sisters.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | August 12, 2020 12:43 AM |
R1 Such a shame he didn't show the goods when he had the chance. Now that moment is lost and can never be regained.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | August 12, 2020 6:12 AM |
He's a bland straight guy with a ton of kids
by Anonymous | reply 25 | December 7, 2020 1:06 PM |
r20, thanks for sharing. always wondered what that guy was up to
by Anonymous | reply 26 | December 7, 2020 1:09 PM |
[quote] There are dick shots somewhere but I can't find them.
No, there's not.
[quote] I've heard he is gifted.
No, you didn't.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | December 7, 2020 1:10 PM |
[quote] He's a bland straight guy with a ton of kids
Sounds like a DL'er. The heteros on here probably love this story. Hunting, camo, crotch fruit.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | December 7, 2020 1:15 PM |
He should pose again for Playgirl since it's a now a magazine again. This time show cock
by Anonymous | reply 30 | December 7, 2020 1:18 PM |
R25 His eldest son will one day appear on RuPaul's Drag Race.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | December 7, 2020 1:19 PM |
Hopefully, he's grown some hair on his chest by now. And I'd like to see it.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | December 7, 2020 1:22 PM |
[quote] He should pose again for Playgirl since it's a now a magazine again. This time show cock
You sound like you're masturbating while you type that. Let your gf give you a handy.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | December 7, 2020 1:24 PM |
I think he was pretty hot during the Playgirl shoot. All of you queens who think they would turn it down if he showed up on your doorstep are lying.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | December 7, 2020 1:26 PM |
Yes, little Tripp looks like a budding Blair St. Clair.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | December 7, 2020 1:31 PM |
So who are the people in OP’s pic then?
by Anonymous | reply 36 | December 7, 2020 1:32 PM |
Cute guy and I find him sexy. Needed to work out a bit more but he has a boy-next-door appeal. He looked uncomfortable doing this shoot though
by Anonymous | reply 37 | December 7, 2020 1:32 PM |
"All of you queens who think they would turn it down if he showed up on your doorstep are lying."
This queen would slam the door in his god damned face because:
A. I don't do white trailer park trash. B. I don't do guys whose dick I know has been up the cunts of reprehensible garbage like Bristol Palin C. I'm not interested in fame whores or the Instaho du jour.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | December 7, 2020 1:38 PM |
What is with conservatives and having so many kids?
by Anonymous | reply 39 | December 7, 2020 7:25 PM |
That kid in the hat might be a future DL Regular. He has all the tell tale signs.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | December 7, 2020 7:28 PM |
OP’s couple pic is from the year 2045, if man is still alive!
by Anonymous | reply 41 | December 7, 2020 7:33 PM |
r39 See "Idiocracy."
by Anonymous | reply 42 | December 7, 2020 7:36 PM |
He win the Nobel Prize in Physics, Rose
by Anonymous | reply 44 | December 7, 2020 7:41 PM |
His son smells cookies.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | December 7, 2020 7:49 PM |
He looks IG-filtered at R45. How metro!
by Anonymous | reply 47 | December 7, 2020 7:53 PM |
Conservative men are attracted to and / or get stuck with the type of woman who has no ambition. So, she pumps out babies to have an excuse to not get a job.
You’ll notice when the youngest starts kindergarten... OOPS! Here comes another baby! Tee hee!
by Anonymous | reply 49 | December 7, 2020 7:57 PM |
He seems like a better parent than the Palins. So he has that going for him
by Anonymous | reply 50 | December 7, 2020 7:58 PM |
Of course Bristol is real estate agent.
That's the default job after you've tried everything else and find you're pretty worthless in every other profession.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | December 7, 2020 8:00 PM |
He's only 30 years old. I imagine once he reaches 40 he will have a desire to live out his teen years he missed out on.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | December 7, 2020 8:04 PM |
I give Levi credit. His mother was arrested years ago for meth dealing. He was raised by drug dealers and then fell in with the Palin trash.
He has managed to avoid drug addiction which is ubiquitous where he lives; he is a skilled worker (electrician) with a regular job; and he has married and remained with the mother of his children.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | December 7, 2020 8:10 PM |
I wish he didn't chicken out of full-frontal. Even if he isn't huge huge it probably would have still have been nice to see. He's only 30 and still looks good, so he could always give nude modeling another go. He has 4 kids now and if his wife keeps wanting to birth more babies. Then being an electrician isn't gonna pay for their food and their tuitions in these tough times. He can't hunt for all of their food either.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | December 7, 2020 8:11 PM |
Married with kids.
Not gay.
White trash.
Next.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | December 7, 2020 8:13 PM |
White trash can be hot. Unfortunately having a ton of kids and being straight can be a dealbreaker
by Anonymous | reply 56 | December 7, 2020 8:15 PM |
[quote] and he has married and remained with the mother of his children.
Well, one of them, at least.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | December 7, 2020 8:23 PM |
R54 You are a little unfamiliar with life in Alaska. Of course, Levi hunts deer and his family eat venison in winter. I am not sure there is an outpost of Spence or Columbia Grammar and Prep out there in Alaska and I assume "tuition" is free for local public schools.
Brownstones and co-ops are very cheap in Wasilla so again, even an electrician can afford the cost of living there.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | December 7, 2020 8:27 PM |
R58 Tuition for college is free too?
by Anonymous | reply 59 | December 7, 2020 8:30 PM |
Why assume the kids will go to college? They may want to go to tech school, work the oil fields, etc.
I assume some of his kids will join the military. Then the GI bill covers both undergrad and grad school, as well as cost of living.
University of Alaska at Fairbanks is less than $8000/year. Very low tuition. Quite different than paying $70,000 a year at NYU.
Are you getting the point R59 that life is much cheaper in Alaska??
by Anonymous | reply 60 | December 7, 2020 8:39 PM |
Puny cocklet.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | December 7, 2020 8:42 PM |
He got the last laugh. Looks like he has a nice life & is happily Palin free.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | December 7, 2020 8:47 PM |
Alaska has higher rates of depression and suicide. It doesn't seem to be a very desirable place to live which is a bigger reason why it is cheaper. Compare it to a place like California, Colorado, Hawaii, New York, Texas, etc.
Levi and his family does seem happy though. He takes care of them and he appears to have emotional support. The Palins were terrible people and exploited him.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | December 7, 2020 8:48 PM |
Unless it's just the filters he does have nice skin. Unfortunately he's gotten some lamentable tattoos, including one with his name.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | December 7, 2020 8:50 PM |
Around here, electricians make good money. Amazing? No. But good enough, and there’s always a job. It’s like nursing.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | December 7, 2020 8:54 PM |
Oh please, What working class kid doesn't have a tattoo? At least his is relatively modest and won't embarrass him in 30 years.
I'm impressed. He's sensibly recognized his limitations and identified what makes him happy (all my presumptions, of course, lol). He seems very adjusted and he's made a good life for himself and his family.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | December 7, 2020 8:56 PM |
Alaska's Republican stance also makes little sense to me since they are dependent on the US government. Wanting small government but depending on welfare and charity of wealthier states.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | December 7, 2020 8:58 PM |
The wife has that generic dime a dozen face with the boring straight bleach blonde hair. You can hardly tell girls like her apart anymore because they all look the same.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | December 7, 2020 8:58 PM |
Levi is a simple guy, who wanted a simple life, and like many guys like that - he stuck his cock in a vat of crazy and ended up tied to a bunch grifters for the rest of his life. It's a story as old as time. He seems to have recovered with a wife who looks like the type he would end up with, some cute kids and he'll look cute until he's 40 then start gaining weight and continue to be that guy.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | December 7, 2020 9:00 PM |
[quote]Alaska's Republican stance also makes little sense to me since they are dependent on the US government. Wanting small government but depending on welfare and charity of wealthier states.
This is the rule for most Republican voters. They're either hypocrites or confused. "Get your government hands off my Medicare!" What it boils down to is that they want to suck at the public teat themselves but not others (blacks). It's especially egregious in Alaska, a socialist paradise where generations of Republican politicians (including grifter Sarah) have nickle-and-dimed the energy companies into providing comfy checks for all residents (the natural resources being public property—a sound principle, but not one that Republicans normally invoke).
by Anonymous | reply 70 | December 7, 2020 9:02 PM |
All you high flown bitches can step aside and I'll gladly give Levi all the sucking and fucking he can handle. He looks great,and seems very content . Also,where do you bitches live where electricians arent ridiculously expensive ? Im in Florida,and the last one I used was $125 an hour . I dont care where youre at,thats damn good money .
by Anonymous | reply 71 | December 7, 2020 9:08 PM |
He was right when he said that the Palin's weren't really still married. He said Todd was never around the house while he was there.
He decided not to do the full frontal Playgirl shoot after Palin went on Oprah and talked about the damage he was doing to his kid by becoming a porn star. He acquiesced to the pressure.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | December 7, 2020 9:19 PM |
I know she's persona non grata around here these days, but I did enjoy Kathy Griffin's stories about hanging out with him, and the gossip he told her about the Palins.
(At the 2008 Republican convention) "Someone said to him 'shut your mouth and don't talk for 3 days'."
"She (Sarah) would say 'bring me my retarded baby'."
by Anonymous | reply 73 | December 7, 2020 9:26 PM |
He's an airhead but at least he doesn't get involved with politics. Though he did try and failed to for mayor of Wasilla. He is aware of his limited education and stays within his boundaries.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | December 7, 2020 9:46 PM |
R72 More reasons to hate the Palins. They prevented us from seeing Levi's johnson.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | December 7, 2020 10:04 PM |
Probably the closest we will get to seeing him nude
by Anonymous | reply 78 | December 7, 2020 10:10 PM |
The film was pretty hilarious. Especially the fake Sarah Palin calling Levi and telling him that everyone in politics is a whore.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | December 7, 2020 10:36 PM |
Should not have chickened out on the full frontal
by Anonymous | reply 84 | December 7, 2020 10:43 PM |
I recall being a bit surprised at how flat his ass was, especially for a hockey player. So many of them have HUGE asses.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | December 7, 2020 10:44 PM |
And the cheeks on his face are so juicy!
by Anonymous | reply 87 | December 7, 2020 10:52 PM |
They don’t look alike at all.
by Anonymous | reply 89 | December 7, 2020 10:57 PM |
He actually trained for the PG shoot, not that you could tell.
by Anonymous | reply 92 | December 7, 2020 11:01 PM |
Would he be described as fit fat? That was a real thing here on DL a few years ago.
by Anonymous | reply 94 | December 7, 2020 11:01 PM |
No. No fitness under that. Not fat, just not toned.
by Anonymous | reply 95 | December 7, 2020 11:02 PM |
The only thing is like some Hillbilly Dangerous Liaisons
by Anonymous | reply 99 | December 7, 2020 11:10 PM |
Casey Monroe is hot but he doesn't look like Levi Johnston. Levi has an air of innocence to him while Casey is a proud ho.
by Anonymous | reply 100 | December 7, 2020 11:11 PM |
I think this blog post has all of the Playgirl photos that were shot.
by Anonymous | reply 101 | December 7, 2020 11:12 PM |
If Levi got another workout to tone off the rest of his body. Bruce Weber could have photographed him.
by Anonymous | reply 102 | December 7, 2020 11:15 PM |
How tall is he? He looks short.
by Anonymous | reply 103 | December 7, 2020 11:24 PM |
He seems average height maybe 5'8 or 5'9. There isn't much info on his height or weight surprisingly.
by Anonymous | reply 104 | December 7, 2020 11:31 PM |
Still has the rosy cheeks from when he was younger.
by Anonymous | reply 105 | December 7, 2020 11:32 PM |
He's a Taurus. Down-to-earth, steady, reliable. Probably stubborn too. Wants material and physical security.
by Anonymous | reply 107 | December 8, 2020 12:18 AM |
He looks like he could be on a CW show. Why didn’t he try acting?
by Anonymous | reply 108 | December 8, 2020 12:25 AM |
[quote]Why didn’t he try acting?
I'm guessing because he had zero talent for it.
by Anonymous | reply 109 | December 8, 2020 12:28 AM |
R108 Beats me. He had the good looks and was kind of a white trash heartthrob which is why Playgirl scouted him to pose. He could easily have transitioned to doing some TV work in a teen show.
by Anonymous | reply 110 | December 8, 2020 12:28 AM |
R109 The CW doesn't cast for talent though.
by Anonymous | reply 111 | December 8, 2020 12:29 AM |
So is that first photo at r1 actually Levi? He looks so much chubbier than in the other recent photos.
by Anonymous | reply 112 | December 8, 2020 12:31 AM |
R112 It looks like it was taken at a weird angle. He always had a babyface.
by Anonymous | reply 113 | December 8, 2020 12:49 AM |
[quote]The CW doesn't cast for talent though.
To star on a CW show, all you gotta have is no talent!
by Anonymous | reply 114 | December 8, 2020 2:48 AM |
The man has an incredibly handsome face. Fat or less so.
He looks like he’d be the best-looking Osmond brother.
by Anonymous | reply 115 | December 8, 2020 3:01 AM |
Very disappointing ass.
by Anonymous | reply 116 | December 8, 2020 4:53 AM |
He looks so dreamy in many of these pictures.
Yet many or all here consider him white trash. Hmmm...mainly because of his worthless druggy parents and no college degree?
But if he were from Connecticut or similar mostly rich states, from a solid family and went to prep school and then a tony liberal arts college, would he still be white trash to you all? White trash is all in one's demeanor, not looks?
Because he looks as if he'd fit right in for a film at an Ivy League campus when younger. Much more attractive than many of the real preppies. In fact, he would look to me like he comes from money.
If seen in a tuxedo at a wedding, wouldn't he likely be the talk of the event for many gals even in affluent circles -- until he opens his mouth and reveals he's an "airhead" as mentioned by a poster earlier and/or they learn he has no degree and had a crappy upbringing in a non-cosmopolitan area?
by Anonymous | reply 117 | December 8, 2020 7:06 AM |
He wrote a memoir about his life with the Palins called "Deer in the Headlights"
by Anonymous | reply 118 | December 8, 2020 4:08 PM |
Author and Model Levi Johnston.
Now, think about that
by Anonymous | reply 120 | December 8, 2020 5:56 PM |
I don't really consider Levi as white trash because he wants to live a peaceful life and takes care of his family. He seems drug and alcohol-free and his wife and kids look healthy and happy. Being working class and blue-collar is not equivalent to white trash. He seems like a nice and caring drama-free person. Yes he took advantage of the media fame when he was young but who wouldn't as a teenager from the middle of nowhere? He came from a poor family and saw the opportunity to make money. The nasty Palins exploited him and he got his sweet revenge. Nothing indicates he's a bigoted Republican either though he is probably just apolitical like many people.
The term white trash indicates negative personality traits like racism, violence, boastfulness, loudness, anti-intellectualism, bad hygeine, alcoholism/drug abuse, dysfunctional behavior and lack of personal responsibility. White trash individuals are nasty, selfish and do not care to better themselves and or the lives of their family.
Hence people like the Trumps, Kennedys, Kardashians and Bushs are white trash with money.
Not all poor white people are "white trash" and neither are all poor black people "ghetto". Many have self-respect and dignity and make the best of their situation.
by Anonymous | reply 121 | December 8, 2020 11:16 PM |
I wonder if he keeps in touch with Kathy...
by Anonymous | reply 122 | December 8, 2020 11:36 PM |
Bill Maher making fun of him. It's hard to tell if Levi's oblivious to being mocked or just being a good sport.
by Anonymous | reply 124 | December 8, 2020 11:53 PM |
Kathy and Levi fishing together. Opposites attract
by Anonymous | reply 125 | December 9, 2020 12:04 AM |
Is that Nicolle Wallace on Bill Maher's panel with Levi at r124?
by Anonymous | reply 126 | December 9, 2020 1:05 AM |
R123, I doubt it was a real relationship. It was probably just for PR purposes like Shawn Mendes and Camilla.
by Anonymous | reply 127 | December 9, 2020 2:08 AM |
Getting his saggy hole stuck and stirred regular by the owner of the local Arby's.
by Anonymous | reply 128 | December 9, 2020 2:21 AM |
Levi's not a homophobe unlike Shawn:
“I don’t have a problem with it,” Levi tells Life & Style. “If I’m a gay icon, so be it. I guess it’s a compliment.”
Also, unlike Shawn, Levi had a backup plan if becoming a celebrity didn't work out:
“I could go out and do movies, maybe one day even end up as a celebrity,” he says. “If it doesn’t work out, I’ll just go back to being a licensed electrician like everyone else in my family.”
by Anonymous | reply 129 | December 9, 2020 2:34 AM |
Levi at a gay club. Accepting a gay porn award. I respect him for trolling the hell out of the Palin family.
by Anonymous | reply 130 | December 9, 2020 2:35 AM |
R127, of course it wasn't a real relationship. Sarah Palin hates Kathy Griffin, so Kathy decided to do some collaborations with Levi to troll her and get some dirt about the Palins. Levi went on her show, and also appeared as her date at the Teen Choice Awards one year, which was a total publicity stunt.
by Anonymous | reply 131 | December 9, 2020 3:02 AM |
OP's pic reminds me that tanning was mandatory through the 00s and early 10s
by Anonymous | reply 134 | December 9, 2020 3:50 AM |
That fake tan didn't flatter him. But he is actually pretty tanned now naturally from working outdoors a lot for years.
by Anonymous | reply 135 | December 9, 2020 3:58 AM |
If you're into Donny Osmond I guess Levi will do butt he does nothing for me
by Anonymous | reply 136 | December 9, 2020 3:59 AM |
Bieber looks more like Donny Osmond.
by Anonymous | reply 137 | December 9, 2020 4:03 AM |
Has a natural tan now. Probably from the outdoor labor.
by Anonymous | reply 138 | December 9, 2020 9:42 AM |