My Coworker At A Raw Pop Tart

Was he AT the raw Pop-Tart, or only near it?

If he can spell, he's one up on you, OP.

Untoasted Pop Tarts are a very tasty snack, OP.

Is there some reason you don't like being around them?

It would be worse if he ate it.

When I was at school there was a skanky girl we all called Pop Tart.

They're better toasted, but to eat one raw isn't heinous.

Pop tarts are vile even if cooked.

Who gives a shit OP?

[quote] My Coworker At A Raw Pop Tart

Learn to spell, you FAT WHORE!

I agree, R7. Not only are they vile, but no matter what the flavor they all taste alike.

That's like saying taking a slice of Wonder Bread that hasn't been toasted and eating it RAW. The untoasted POPTART and the untoasted slice of WONDER BREAD are both FULLY BAKED.

I've been doing it for years (at work, from the vending machine). Never suffered any ill consequences. They're already baked.

At first, just glancing,I thought it said "My Coworker is a Raw Top".

[quote] At first, just glancing,I thought it said "My Coworker is a Raw Top".

In which case, the proper R1 would be: This thread is useless without photos.

They're not raw OP. They're just cold. The things are already cooked. All you're doing by putting them in the toaster is heating them up.