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"Hot Rods"

“Hot Rods” Is a Hilarious Homage to Fire Island’s ’70s Gay Porn Past Meat Rack memories... by Christopher Rudolph 16h ago

Fire Island has seen its share of drama this summer, so let a new magazine take you back to the queer vacation destination’s simpler—and sexier—times.

Author and SNL producer Greg Scarnici—who you may recognize from his drag alter ego, Levonia—has previously released two collections of humorous essays, I Hope My Mother Doesn’t Read This, and Dungeons and Drag Queens—but his latest, Hot Rods, is a parody of ’70s gay porn magazines.

Hot Rods was shot on Fire Island, the place Scarnici calls home during the summer. The magazine features candid clandestine hookups on the beach, and at classic Fire Island locations like the Belvedere Hotel in Cherry Grove and the infamous cruising area known as the Meat Rack.

“I decided to recreate a vintage gay porn magazine here on Fire Island because I came across a few 70’s porn magazines at a thrift store a few years ago and they inspired me on so many levels.” Scarnici told Instinct. “The men all had lean, natural, un-manscaped torsos, the books were so over-designed and the stories were terribly written. Since I live on Fire Island all summer long, I thought it would be fun to recreate one of these magazines using vintage clothes and toupees with some performer friends of mine.”

Scarnici says that Hot Rods is “a tongue-in-cheek love letter to the bygone era of printed erotica and a time when style and design seemed to be the main focus of these kinds of magazines.” The “dirty mag” parody contains five pictorials—which were shot last year—that are accompanied by “erotic” tales that will be sure to “titillate your funny bone.”

So even if coronavirus has you skipping Fire Island this summer you can still go there with Hot Rods. The parody magazine is available on Scarnici’s website and at the General Store in Fire Island Pines and FIG in Cherry Grove. See some sexy pics from the book below.

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by Anonymousreply 12December 17, 2020 5:03 PM

Gross.

The models look like if they sat down on the beach, they'd leave anal-wart imprints in the sand.

by Anonymousreply 1August 11, 2020 7:38 AM

Anything that describes itself as “hilarious” never ever is.

by Anonymousreply 2August 11, 2020 7:42 AM

Who the hell would want to live on Fire Island? Sensible gays haven't touched that place with a ten foot pole since the 90's.

by Anonymousreply 3August 11, 2020 8:45 AM

But where did they find the tube socks??

by Anonymousreply 4August 11, 2020 9:15 AM

For me the link directs to some disgusting drag queen, but who cares. R2 is right.

by Anonymousreply 5August 11, 2020 9:55 AM

.......

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by Anonymousreply 6August 11, 2020 7:44 PM

😆 r4

by Anonymousreply 7December 17, 2020 12:01 PM

The guy on the right looks like straight porn star Steve Holmes.

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by Anonymousreply 8December 17, 2020 2:48 PM

This came out six months ago and I remember an earlier DL thread but I can't find a trace of it using either DL search or google.

Regrardless, I moved to New York in the early 70s, spent my summers on Fire Island and bought several of those magazines in the porn shops on 42nd Street. I like good parody and I get what he's trying to do but the "humor" is overall witless and the models aren't hot enough to make it interesting as erotica. I'd rather go to the back of my closet and pull out my old Target, Colt and Falcon mags with the likes of Bruno, Big Max, Rod Mitchell, Roger and Dick Fisk.

by Anonymousreply 9December 17, 2020 3:07 PM

Who is the hot model with the hair?

by Anonymousreply 10December 17, 2020 3:26 PM

[quote]Bruno, Big Max, Rod Mitchell, Roger and Dick Fisk.

Ah yes, I remember them well. I spilled buckets of jiz to those fine, mighty men. Misty water and all that.

by Anonymousreply 11December 17, 2020 4:59 PM

You sure it's not musty water r11?

by Anonymousreply 12December 17, 2020 5:03 PM
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