My old sex letters

BURN THEM!

Were they written to Penthouse or something?

What are “sex letters”?

Can I have the D?

Do you plan to run for any political office?

Donate them to The Library of Congress

How did you get them back?

Have all your ex-partners died?

Scan them and then recycle.

Find stock photos of hot guys, hot cars, sunsets and dick pics on the interwebs and create a collage around each letter celebrating the "Lover" who wrote it to you, add a layer of your various "memories of him" (loopy cursive written in bright red lipstick) and then have an exhibit in some half-assed local gallery.

[quote] Donate them to The Library of Congress.]

Or the Smithsonian.

No no no, OP, you must gather together the precious artifacts of your once-hot sex life. Send them to your alma mater, explaining that these must be kept with all of your other papers for posterity.

See what they say and then let us know.

Give them to your boss for safe keeping.

you see, i'm afraid of my family finding them and reading them for pleasure or to assault my character before or after I've died. ugh.

Burn them with sage and eucalyptus and offer them to the gods

Were these your own diaries or actual letters you received or never sent?

Why, share them here.

Refashion them into a children's book.

Publish them as a graphic novel.

Pop-up book!

I can tell you what NOT to do with them.

Roll them into a tight bunch and use them as a dildo in remembrance of your former sex life.

Transcribe them for nifty

They are well written and very erotic.

Give us a taste then, OP.

Let’s ask Mozart . . .

LOL, r1!

Actually, Nora Barnacle Joyce was the one who insisted her husband's bizarrely kinky letters be saved.