Atlantis all gay cruise will sail again in just 5 months!

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This will end in coughs.

I know a lot of people like these things, and good for them, but I imagine this is what Hell looks like.

Do people who go on these gay cruises tend to smell? The guys in OP's pic look smelly.

It's not healthy in the best of times never mind corona times.

R5, these cruises look like they would be a nasty, BO-filled mess.

I'll be there, solely to preach to the sinners about their sinful lifestyle choices

R7, right there with ya buddy!

I can’t imagine anything more repulsive

I'll take my pool boy, solely so we expose the dangers of the homosexual lifestyle

Covid whores!

Can you IMAGINE a covid outbreak aboard and being quarantined with these ☆QUEENS☆for 14 days?

Gay super spreader event.

Anyone watch the documentary on Netflix I think? It was fucking sad and depressing. Yikes!

Truly the Voyage of the Damned.

Are you referring to Dream Boat, R14?

I switched that off after 15 minutes. 'Depressing' doesn't even begin to describe it.

I had a great time on the one gay cruise that I went on 10 years ago. Hanging out with my friends, making new friends, having lots of sex with beautiful men. I met a guy that I dated for year, and we are still good friends. Cruises are not my thing, and I wouldn’t take a cruise again, but I’m glad that I did it once in my life.

It helps to be attractive and friendly, so a gay cruise is not for 98% of the denizens of DataLounge, including all the posters from the OP - r16.

Past years have showcased superstar acts Above & Beyond, Markus Schulz, Galantis, Gareth Emery, Spencer Brown, and even a live show by Olivia Newton-John. We’re keeping 2021 under wraps for now, but it will be huge!

-from Atlantis website

Well smell r17 and her freshly shaved pussy!

Hopefully all the stupid people.

This post has given me COVID.

And AIDS.

More from Atlantis-

Atlantis has always featured big name entertainers on our cruises and will continue the tradition in 2021 on the Allure. However, be realistic...

BE REALISTIC HOWEVER.Love that!

This ship will not sail. I don't know why people give money to these companies who are earning interest on it and then return it to you.

"It helps to be attractive and friendly,"

and apparently a big ole ho bag slut.

Probably they're just trying to attract cashflow, and while I'm too lazy to read it all, I'm sure there is a 'refund policy' designed for registrants to just give up trying to get their money back if the cruise does not happen ...

At my youngest, horniest, druggiest, drunkest, with all expenses paid in full I would not have been caught dead at this event. The thirst. The desperation.

That Chinese queen on the right in OP’s photo has a huge mouth. Is he one of the aliens from V?

Sure, Jan.

Every stupid queen wants to die. Or do they?

Website says ALL the Luxury suites (price range $2,700 to *$22,000* are already SOLD OUT. I call bullshit on that!

Anyone who insists on masks or social distancing will find themselves mysteriously falling overboard

Even before COVID you would have to be the trashiest of gays to go on a gay cruise

Was there anything in that brochure about masks, etc.? If there was I missed it.

A father-son bonding experience like this is just what I've been looking for!

That Asian dude would have to use two masks to cover that giant horse mouth

[quote] anything in that brochure about masks, etc.?

No mascs, only femmes.

I'd rather go on a Kathie Lee Carnival cruise with all her Born Again friends, complete with daily revivals, biblical verses on my pillow every night I turn in, conversion therapy pamphlets at the bar & even a little bochelism from all that rotting peel & eat shrimp. Any time at all spent with grown men who live to emulate the carefree lives of tween girls would be far more excruciating, especially when you add in the seman in the pool & the whiff of less-than-spotless bottoms around every corner. Slobs.

I couldn't think of anything worse than being on a ship with hundreds of adolescent, shallow gay party boys.

Cruises/boats terrify me. I think because I can’t swim and I’m scared of it sinking. And the boat rocking really gives me anxiety. It’s just so frightening. Plus people get sick. People fall overboard. Just so much shit

Remember now!

No fats no fems no blacks no rice no beans no curry

This thread should be retitled “Let’s be an Atlantis Gay Cruise Ship Under Quarantine”. Because it will come to that. Trust.

Weeks of being locked inside a cruise with bossy bottoms partying like Blanche Devereaux inside a football locker room. Imagine the daily Marys! and micro aggressions perpetuated by queens amongst themselves.

R12 Yes, it would be full on gay nirvana

[quote]Website says ALL the Luxury suites (price range $2,700 to *$22,000* are already SOLD OUT.

There are always some wealthy queens who book the highest of those way in advance. The rest of them go to the entertainers, cruise agency owners, and possibly the "ambassadors" (pornies who wear a name tag and may be available for a price) gratis. Yes, the top suites on any cruise are always "sold out" gay or otherwise.

Who will 2021's superstar entertainer be? Any guesses?

[Quote]Who will 2021's superstar entertainer be? Any guesses?

I'm free!

R9 You’ve been misinformed and have it all backwards. It’s actually the best times and a chance to endlessly indulge in my 3 favorite C’s - cock, cum and cocktails. Oh Boys, cum party on the dick deck after midnight.

Aquatic Petri Dish.

This thread has been hilarious, if you have a cruel sense of humor

R47 touché

[quote] 3 favorite C’s - cock, cum and cocktails. Oh Boys, cum party on the dick deck after midnight.

Typed the above as he spreads his prolapsed anus on his chair.

Hi, I’m POZ!

The bug-chasers rise again!

Egg drop soup aka the Atlantis jacuzzi - lots of “seman”

I'm sure a big sign on the ship's bow will read "No Fatties" written in rainbow glitter.

No r2/Mr. Bond, it will end in coffins.

[quote]Atlantis has always featured big name entertainers on our cruises and will continue the tradition in 2021 on the Allure. However, be realistic...

Signed so far

Gay Icon Sally Kirkland Frankie Grande Steve Grand Geri Jewell and the Love Boat Mermaid Dancers (except for Terry Hatcher)

Will they book Miss Lindz to do her baton-twirling routine?

Liza will sing Shingle Ladies

Jesus, this is fucking horrible.

I booked a suite !!! Just like old times !!!!

R58 Motherofgod my eyes are bleeding. How could you do that with no warning?

They’ve just announced they’re reviving Little Edie’s flag dance.

I hope these queens enjoy being stuck on a boat for months because no country will let their COVID plague ship dock

Who has booked a ticket?

Join the Navy (as I did two decades ago) and you will go on several "all gay" cruises. Hot AF.

R64 Stories please.

[quote]r17 It helps to be attractive and friendly, so a gay cruise is not for 98% of the denizens of DataLounge

Yes details R64