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What made Armie Hammer so batshit crazy?

Drugs? Alcohol? Infidelity?

He used to be a normal actor, and now he's gone off the deep end.

What in the hell happened to him?

by Anonymousreply 44710 hours ago

Mental illness already runs in the Hammer family. Combine that with Armie being the black sheep, dealing with being surrounded by conservatives and constantly having to repress his sexual urges (such as the bondage shit), marrying young to a woman who wanted to turn his life into a Better Homes & Gardens spread and pop out as many kids as quickly as possible.

It's honestly no wonder he turned out the way he did. Sure, he's got money and fame, but if I lived a life as full of regrets as his I'd probably be crazy too. Hell, I'd probably drink myself to death.

by Anonymousreply 108/10/2020

Repressed homosexual.

by Anonymousreply 208/10/2020

Lack of talent, never had to work.

by Anonymousreply 308/10/2020

He only acts crazy to get attention whenever he has a movie coming out

by Anonymousreply 408/10/2020

I would guess that sheer volume of inane threads and comments about him and his wife have his Google alerts pinging him non-stop, driving him to madness.

by Anonymousreply 508/10/2020

His actual self and idealized self diverged, rendering him totally dysfunctional.

by Anonymousreply 608/10/2020

The optics are not good. I'm wondering if the stuff in the last year or so (toddler's toe sucking, Saudi Arabia, general craziness) will interfere with his ability to get work. Also, if you were Timothée Chalamet would you want to associate with him to do a sequel to CMBYN?

I also saw something recently that said he was pretty upset with all of the shipping associated with Timmy. Can't judge the reliability of the information though.

by Anonymousreply 708/10/2020

His loss of looks and his limited acting talent hurt him more than his PR faux pas.

by Anonymousreply 808/10/2020

Earlier today I saw a photo of him from about 10 years ago. He sure was beautiful.

by Anonymousreply 908/10/2020

And now he looks like this.

LOL!

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by Anonymousreply 1008/10/2020

Timothee happened.

by Anonymousreply 1108/10/2020

I say this as a fellow alcoholic...he's definitely self-medicating to relieve some sort of pain. Whether it's the failed leading man career path, the failed marriage, feeling like a failed son or father...or most likely a combination of all of that. Alcohol is an easy answer to numb the pain, but he needs some therapy and proper meds to function more normally. (He's also a rabid attention whore, for which I'm not sure there's a cure besides getting off of social media.)

by Anonymousreply 1208/10/2020

R2 Do you really think that his sexuality is the problem?

by Anonymousreply 1308/10/2020

White Liberal Guilt?

by Anonymousreply 1408/11/2020

A sex-crazed psycho with a granny complex.

by Anonymousreply 1508/11/2020

I think his sexuality is quite problematic.

Especially for the poor sod on the wrong end of it.

by Anonymousreply 1608/11/2020

He was so miscast in CMBYN.

OP, imagine if you’d made The Lone Ranger and Birth of a Nation and failed to get an Oscar nomination that you were so thirsty for - you’d be outta your mind too. Imagine Tom Ford phoning you and offering...a walk on in Nocturnal Animals as a soulless mannequin?

Poor Armie. What price fame?

by Anonymousreply 1708/11/2020

Well, he never stood a chance with a mother like Dru. But, the other brother seems normal so Armie can't totally blame her. I think it all started to unravel when Timothee became the breakout star of CMBYN.

by Anonymousreply 1808/11/2020

I posted this in another thread and I stand by it.

Armie was under the impression his life was "Entourage." He had both the financial resources and the career luck to attempt to realize his ideal self at a very young age. He surrounded himself with childhood friends. He married a mommy-wife. He was going to be the golden boy around which everyone around him's life revolved.

However, Armie's life was not "Entourage." Armie's life was "Bojack Horseman." He is the emotionally stunted, misanthropic, self-destructive product of a bitch-diva mother who still has a stranglehold on his psyche, and now must face his demons while navigating a downward trajectory in show business.

by Anonymousreply 1908/11/2020

The other brother finished high school and went to college and chose a career in which advancement is both the result of time and merit.

Armie did not finish high school and go to college, and achieved success very early in a field where phenomenal rewards are granted for a relatively simple job. This, combined with his inherited wealth, allowed him to contract an idealized life before he was mature enough to know what he wanted.

by Anonymousreply 2008/11/2020

I would also suggest the resentment at Timothee probably subconsciously reflects the resentment he has at his own brother for being the "golden child" of the family who does everything correctly.

by Anonymousreply 2108/11/2020

Wasn't his upbringing quite christianist?

by Anonymousreply 2208/11/2020

Small dick energy.

by Anonymousreply 2308/11/2020

R5 I had never thought about that. Imagine him reading all the comments online every time he fucks up LMAO

[quote]the other brother seems normal

Maybe Armie could have looked normal too, if he just had limited his SM activity. The world would know almost nothing about his craziness

He digs his own grave because he’s an attention seeker and thinks the world needs to know even his dumbest thoughts

by Anonymousreply 2408/11/2020

R17 I think you could say he was miscast in CMBYN only because he looked so much older than Timmy (which some people used to apply the term "pedophilia"). That difference in appearances created a dissonance, but because the two of them had such remarkable chemistry, I think this can be overlooked.

Luca first had the hots for Armie and wanted to cast him around the time of Social Network, when Armie was around 23, which is a year younger than Oliver is in the book. And it was several years before CMBYN was finally made.

by Anonymousreply 2508/11/2020

R17 I bet Luca was stunned at how Armie had aged in 7 years.

by Anonymousreply 2608/11/2020

Imagine Luca's surprise when Armie took off his trousers and his bollocks were dragging on the floor.

by Anonymousreply 2708/12/2020

R27 BWahahahahahah I just spat my coffee. Well-done. And also saw his wee one tucked away.

by Anonymousreply 2808/12/2020

[quote]I bet Luca was stunned at how Armie had aged in 7 years.

Not too bad, he could make the sequel stick to Find Me, Armie would be well cast for (the 50 yo) Oliver this time

Tim promoting LW release in China looks prettier than ever with a tank top and messy hair

I’m expecting a new meltdown on Twitter very soon. Come on Armie, don't let us down! Make your fans shift their focus back to you

by Anonymousreply 2908/12/2020

I hope the meltdown won't be too bad.

Some poor kitten might get her cat flap kicked in.

by Anonymousreply 3008/12/2020

R30 the trailer for his latest flop looks to be coming out around the same time Chalamets latest. The meltdown should be epic.

by Anonymousreply 3108/12/2020

R30 I hope to god he isn’t really starting a bad. Lmao

But bloodshot eyes surely are an attractive sign. Not.

by Anonymousreply 3208/13/2020

Dilated pupils = cocaine

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by Anonymousreply 3308/13/2020

Alert me when cock shots are released because he doesn’t have the personality to sustain all these DL threads

by Anonymousreply 3408/13/2020

Or rather R10, like this.

Not bad, no?

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by Anonymousreply 3508/13/2020

What made Armie Hammer so batshit crazy?

SIMPLE. He is possessed.

by Anonymousreply 3608/13/2020

Reading the insights in this thread I'd say it's a combination of many of the points raised. Drugs, repressed homosexuality, inflated self worth, brother envy, lack of self awareness , alcohol, mental illness and most importantly Timothée Chalamet. He is jealous beyond a reasonable amount of Timothee's success. His friends are even in on it. They stalk everything he does, which is kind of scary.

by Anonymousreply 3708/14/2020

R33 yes looks like he's progressed to coke. He's abandoned his kids and is probably on bottoming all over LA high on coke.

by Anonymousreply 3808/14/2020

LOL!

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by Anonymousreply 3908/14/2020

Midlife crisis, which came early because he’s an actor.

by Anonymousreply 4008/14/2020

That's what happens when parents give you a little boy's name and you are no longer a kid.

by Anonymousreply 4108/14/2020

WTF..?!

He looks like-a dee shit. He's aged 10 years in 2. Armie looked radiant and in peak beautification in CMBYN. I wanted Armie's hammer to wreck my rectum, not so much anymore 😕

by Anonymousreply 4208/14/2020

He clearly doesn't care how he looks anymore so must think he'll get by on talent alone. SNORT.

by Anonymousreply 4308/14/2020

^^^ career DEATH - in de NILE !

by Anonymousreply 4408/14/2020

Yeaaahhh. I’d still climb him and fuck him. Don’t have to marry him

by Anonymousreply 4508/14/2020

His marriage broke up, and he is thousands of miles away from his kids. He looks like his handsome self in the stills from the “Rebecca” remake. And most of all, he’s really a nice guy. Met him in NYC while he was on Broadway.

by Anonymousreply 4608/14/2020

[quote]he is thousands of miles away from his kids.

BY CHOICE

by Anonymousreply 4708/14/2020

[quote] He looks like-a dee shit

Wut

by Anonymousreply 4808/14/2020

Because his family is batshit crazy. My family is awful to the point where I made a point to move as far away from them as possible and never stay in touch, but if I was a Hammer I'd probably be twice as fucked up as I already am.

by Anonymousreply 4908/14/2020

R46 he signed autographs to seem like he was nice but it just made him look like someone cared. He’s actually rude to fans (“stranger danger”) and ugly in person. Not dog ugly just odd looking like a Neanderthal.

by Anonymousreply 5008/14/2020

He's a classic narcissist who uses his studied charm to manipulate people.

The only people who actually count are those who inhabit the same special lofty place in the world as him - actors, directors, producers etc

Everyone else is literally beneath him - we're 'the GP' apparently - General Public

Thats why his first response to even being questioned by a fan is to tell them how worthless and irrelevant they are to him. Because they literally are. The genius might want to wonder if maybe his distain for his fans is why he has so few of them and why they're are typically simpering morons.

The only cool/interesting ones he cancelled when they called his ass out on his BLM crap.

Mind you they got their own back - 'crippling mummy issues at 33' - Ouch.

by Anonymousreply 5108/14/2020

Never forget his first instinct in his neanderthal brainstem is to make fun of gay people and to tell his fans to f-off

by Anonymousreply 5208/14/2020

R51

He is a whore.

He is only interested in potential clients.

The more you pay, the more he cares about you.

by Anonymousreply 5308/14/2020

Repressed homosexual with waaaaaaaay too much money for his own good.

by Anonymousreply 5408/14/2020

I've got £25 in my wallet. How much sweet whore time do I get for that?

If I was due to inherit $100Ms I sure as hell wouldn't bother putting myself out there to take L after L.

Whatever is driving him it isn't just money. Fame whore I can believe.

by Anonymousreply 5508/14/2020

He is absolutely and insatiably desperate for attention and validation from strangers. Hence the constant twitter fuckery over many years now.

by Anonymousreply 5608/14/2020

Wow. So much hate.

by Anonymousreply 5708/14/2020

Isn't Hate another kind of Love?

He is extremely handsome but wants to be more than that.

That's very touching.

R53 Maybe more relevant of Dru; the way she met Michael Hammer and dumped her boyfriend that was a bit whorish.

But it was for God's Glory... More money, more God's Glory...

by Anonymousreply 5808/14/2020

R57 Right? It must stem from some unacknowledged issues in his childhood. Therapy, Armie!

by Anonymousreply 5908/14/2020

R55

That's not a lot of money.

by Anonymousreply 6008/14/2020

I wish I cared....I'm TRYING to care...

by Anonymousreply 6108/14/2020

Now come on! £25 is a solid offer.

Its more than he got for being in 'Sorry to Bother You'

by Anonymousreply 6208/14/2020

^^^ Come on Armie. You can put the money towards airfare to go and visit your children. Oh....

by Anonymousreply 6308/14/2020

R63 He’s too busy enjoying his days with the boys

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by Anonymousreply 6408/14/2020

What is really batshit crazy is this thread. Antis alternative reality.

by Anonymousreply 6508/14/2020

I wish Armie would get coked up to his eyeballs and stop in and go toe to toe with some of the DL's zanier posters.

by Anonymousreply 6608/14/2020

Armie isn't rich enough. He said he'd whore himself for money so feels entitled to more. His wife I'd currently shilling for the resort she's living at,so must need help paying the bill. They always freeload friends vacations. Armie took a connected flight to Miami,instead of private jet (I wouldn't be caught dead on a connection). His wife sold toilet paper from her bakery. He mentioned all his friends with superhero money had big beautiful homes. He is clearly jealous of Mark Zuckerberg and Jeff Bezos wealth based on bitchy Instagram stories.

Wealth is relative. He grew accustomed to living like the super rich as a child. His lifestyle is therefore a huge downgrade. Not only that but the islanders probably gave his Lily white ass the impression that he was master of the universe with his pale features. He expected to rock Hollywood. Instead he's a laughing stock.

So Saudi money would be right up his alley.

Everyone is a millionaire in the millennium. It's not that special.

by Anonymousreply 6708/14/2020

R63 2 kids is a lot for most normal people. But Armie has no interest in spending extended time with them. He usually benefits from only getting to see them for a few days a year. No chance in hell he's trying to be with them anymore having spent 3 months locked away with them.

by Anonymousreply 6808/14/2020

Hollywood. Too much money. Too much drugs and booze. To someone that's already damaged it's a bad combination. It always seems like the really good-looking ones are the most screwed-up.

by Anonymousreply 6908/14/2020

Where's the next sm meltdown? What do we think it's gonna take to push him over that edge again?

by Anonymousreply 7008/15/2020

R69

Brad Pitt was not batshit crazy.

by Anonymousreply 7108/15/2020

R71 Brad Pitt is mentally ill. He's not mentally ill in an Armie way, but he's still mentally ill.

by Anonymousreply 7208/15/2020

R72

Less than Angelina J.

by Anonymousreply 7308/15/2020

PRAISE ME!!!!!!!

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by Anonymousreply 7408/15/2020

He's so lame and has a tiny cock apparently.

by Anonymousreply 7508/15/2020

His Twitter profile pic is disturbing.

by Anonymousreply 7608/16/2020

I just watched the Lone Ranger. He looked damn good in it!

by Anonymousreply 7708/17/2020

Yes, he is one of those actors whose beauty lasted only through his twenties and then was gone

by Anonymousreply 7808/17/2020

Being a white movie star must be really hard.

by Anonymousreply 7908/17/2020

R5 I disagree. Nobody cares that much about him and his psycho scarecrow ex.

by Anonymousreply 8008/17/2020

The level of false puritanism in this thread is astonishing. We're in a gay forum, the last thing we need here is prejudiced people.

by Anonymousreply 8108/17/2020

[quote]Being a white movie star must be really hard.

Especially when they're forced to compete with the the highest earning male stars in Hollywood: Dwayne Johnson, Will Smith, and Jackie Chan.

by Anonymousreply 8208/18/2020

Now Skarsgard is frontrunner for Hawkman. Another notch towards full-on batshit crazy for Hammer. Cue twitter tantrum in 3....2.....1......

by Anonymousreply 8308/19/2020

R83 LMAO. Does he really want to be Hawkman? What a lame superhero.

by Anonymousreply 8408/19/2020

LOL for anyone thinking Alexander Skaarsgard who is having a career renaissance would want to play “Hawkman”

by Anonymousreply 8508/19/2020

Superhero = Super$. Most actors are hoes, Armie is a superho. Its not difficult.

by Anonymousreply 8608/19/2020

Actually superheroes do not get paid a lot for their first film unless they are a superstar like Ben Affleck or Dwayne Johnson.

by Anonymousreply 8708/19/2020

R87 true. He would banking on a his own spin off. Seeing how subordinate he is in films, no way would he be able to lead in a spin off. Hawkman looks extremely camp though. NGL, he would be Perfect.

by Anonymousreply 8808/19/2020

Does Hawkman wear a bra? Asking for a friend.

by Anonymousreply 8908/19/2020

Sure R82, people will flock to the cinemas to watch Jackie Chan now, when anti-Asian (more like anti-Chinese, but people can't tell the difference) sentiment is at fever pitch level.

by Anonymousreply 9008/19/2020

R90 there are billions of Chinese and Asians who would.

by Anonymousreply 9108/19/2020

He looks really terrible in DOTN. Eek. LMAO

by Anonymousreply 9208/19/2020

r81 eh, these are just hate threads at this point. Like mindless worshiping, mindless hate makes rational discussion impossible which is what's happening here. Plus the asslicking of his trashbag ex in these threads is off putting as fuck.

by Anonymousreply 9308/19/2020

It looks very good.

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by Anonymousreply 9408/19/2020

It looks like a Christmas movie.

Who doesn't like a turkey at Christmas?

by Anonymousreply 9508/19/2020

He looks extremely fat and gay. Maybe Mackey and Gadot play the real lovers in this. LMAO

by Anonymousreply 9608/19/2020

Il est fatigué.

by Anonymousreply 9708/19/2020

You would have thought being chased round the English forest by a Swedish PA would have got some of that extra timber off.

Perhaps he was too easy to catch.

by Anonymousreply 9808/19/2020

I really think Armie & Tim were red hot lovers. I’ve been on Pinterest and the onslaught of photos they snapped for press and other show 2 guys clearly in love.

by Anonymousreply 9908/19/2020

He's turned into such an ugly potato

by Anonymousreply 10008/19/2020

Outside of DataLounge, almost nobody even knows he exists.

by Anonymousreply 10108/19/2020

Sure, that's why trolls create multiple threads on him week after week

by Anonymousreply 10208/19/2020

R101, they will remember him from this. He would be hard to miss

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by Anonymousreply 10308/19/2020

R101 it's the same people creating the threads.

by Anonymousreply 10408/19/2020

Salty Armie stans. Dry your tears. Run back to Twitter and tell your bloated King how good he looks in his new movie.

He really needs you right now.

by Anonymousreply 10508/19/2020

Think of how horrified KB must have been when he showed up so fat on set.

by Anonymousreply 10608/19/2020

R106 the character he plays is loathsome so it's appropriate he's ugly on the outside as he is on the inside. But still. Damn Hammer looks foul.

by Anonymousreply 10708/19/2020

The alcohol bloat is way too prevalent, holy smoke.

by Anonymousreply 10808/19/2020

He realized that he wasn’t as talented or in demand as he would have liked.

by Anonymousreply 10908/19/2020

This time next year, Armie Hammer in CELEBRITY BOWLING. He’s getting teamed up with Lorenzo Lamas, Ron Kelly. Can’t get Helen Lawson. She’d scheduled to sell her Pap Smear results on QVC.

by Anonymousreply 11008/19/2020

R109 your post has no context, when did he realise he wasn't talented?

by Anonymousreply 11108/19/2020

Apparently too late r111. Hence one crappy film after the other.

by Anonymousreply 11208/19/2020

He doesn't look bloated here. Didn't they film this is Egypt? He looks like he was in the sun and so was sweating buckets. It happens, no biggie.

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by Anonymousreply 11308/19/2020

R112, how do you know it's crappy if you haven't watched it yet? Why don't you see it first before you start embarrassing yourself.

by Anonymousreply 11408/19/2020

R97

Timothée, petit garnement!!

Comment as-tu fait épuiser, à ce point, ton petit camarade de jeu?

by Anonymousreply 11508/19/2020

I like the trailer!!

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by Anonymousreply 11608/19/2020

I’d love to be armie’s sex slave

by Anonymousreply 11708/19/2020

I like to get underneath men’s desks too

by Anonymousreply 11808/19/2020

R113 No filming on location. He looks like a fat queen.

by Anonymousreply 11908/19/2020

I don't care if he's bloated. More cushin' for the pushin'!

by Anonymousreply 12008/19/2020

Helen Lawson needs a lead for her dinner theater production of THE ROMAN SPRING OF MRS. STONE. Armie should be available.

by Anonymousreply 12108/19/2020

Dick broom!

He really knows how to sell himself as a leading male actor lol.

by Anonymousreply 12208/19/2020

R122 he should just come out. Being closeted has made him a bitter drama queen.

by Anonymousreply 12308/20/2020

[quote]He used to be a normal actor...

Normal Actor is an oxymoron.

by Anonymousreply 12408/20/2020

R118

@editorialontherun

Please behave, naughty kitten!!

by Anonymousreply 12508/20/2020

he isn't closeted, he's a homophobic prick. "Dick broom"?? What a douche

by Anonymousreply 12608/20/2020

R126 closet cases are often self loathing. Especially someone who went as far as to marry a woman when he was in his early 20s. His gaybaiting is constant,he's fixated on flirting with men and there's really no need to have this dynamic with every man he knows.

by Anonymousreply 12708/20/2020

R127 nah, that's giving him too much credit. He isn't closeted, he is queerbaiting asshole

by Anonymousreply 12808/20/2020

R125, question: why are you on a gay site?

by Anonymousreply 12908/20/2020

Maybe he was sexualized at an early age. And narcissistic people love ALL kinds of attention.

by Anonymousreply 13008/20/2020

I guess it's the point of this site but lots of posters as so harsh. Give the guy a break. People don't have meltdowns like his for no reason.

by Anonymousreply 13108/20/2020

His caption on his IG post for the DOTN trailer:

[quote]I’m supposed to put a caption, here it is.

Hm, is he already in a pissy mood about having to work? Will it be tracksuits from here on out?

by Anonymousreply 13208/20/2020

R132 He is a drama queen who thinks his talent speaks for itself. (Which it does)

by Anonymousreply 13308/20/2020

Instant hasbeen. Just add water for thirst.

by Anonymousreply 13408/20/2020

I like Armie´s meltdowns but now that he's divorced and he´ll have peace at home, he´ll be less prone to them which is a pity. The "he´s jealous/ hates Chalamet" theory would be wonderful too if it were true but there´re no clear evidences of it. It just wishful thinking as it happens with charmie.

by Anonymousreply 13508/22/2020

R135 it's true. If it wasn't all those Timothee is an asshole blinds wouldn't be put out there and he wouldn't ignore Timothee on socials. He also let it be known when he attacks "Timmy stans".

by Anonymousreply 13608/22/2020

But shut. Batman is a good gig for Robert Pattinson. Armie could have never played it. That movie is going to make Rob a legend. Armie must be seething in his panties.

by Anonymousreply 13708/22/2020

So its official!

There's a British GQ cover photo shoot coming. Wonder how probing the interview will be ?

by Anonymousreply 13808/24/2020

Here it comes - right on time. The DOTN buzz had been all about Gal and there seems to be zero interest in Rebecca. Armie needs his media fix.

British GQ been wanting to *probe* Armie for a long time

by Anonymousreply 13908/24/2020

Some of these actors are really screwed up from this quarantine. No parties, red carpets, no award ceremonies. They're not used to not being the center of attention.

by Anonymousreply 14008/24/2020

R2 Yup, all those years living in the closet finally took their toll.

by Anonymousreply 14108/24/2020

GQ - Joshua Tree photoshoot.

Armie can channel his inner Priscilla Queen of the Desert!

A Charmie coming-out collectable with free posable action figures.

by Anonymousreply 14208/25/2020

R2, R141, or rather, repressed bisexual.

I don't think he was closeted, he was just not living his homo side, now he seems a lot more open to it.

by Anonymousreply 14308/25/2020

R143 Liz had mail-order bride written all over her. She was BFFs with the chubbie Ramsey while the femme Ramsey was BFFs with her soon to be spouse. Their fakeness right until the very end should tell you they weren't legit. Armie is Tyler's bottom? No?

by Anonymousreply 14408/25/2020

R139 Methinks he has some links to British GQ. His family have a publishing business and they were the first to cover Armie and Timothee for CMBYN. He's so trash. His reason to live is to be famous. Poor loser.

by Anonymousreply 14508/25/2020

Armie will soon be starring in the Lifetime Christmas movie, THE SANTA WHO STALKED AND RAPED ME: THE (INSERT THREE NAMED VICTIM-they always have three names) STORY. In December on Lifetime. Television For Women.

by Anonymousreply 14608/25/2020

He's going to get in some Marvel or DC movie. Or do some reboot. It looks like they've got a lot of reboots planned for next year. Planes, trains and automobiles, Nutty professor, Fletch. 🙄They think it's going to get people to go back to the theaters.

by Anonymousreply 14708/25/2020

R147 He’ll be in any movie that needs a tall, blonde man to move around the furniture. Seriously doubt he’ll be cast as a leading man.

by Anonymousreply 14808/25/2020

Maybe he'll make the movie of that drug dealer whose rights he bought

by Anonymousreply 14908/25/2020

He looks so ugly now. His hairline has disappeared and his skin looks like leather. He's morphing into Michael Hammer.

by Anonymousreply 15008/25/2020

I want him to dom me so bad. I’m sitting here gagging myself with four fingers in my mouth pretending it’s armie’s cock, foot or his hand.

by Anonymousreply 15108/25/2020

I want him to dom me so bad. I’m sitting here gagging myself with four fingers in my mouth pretending it’s armie’s cock, foot or his hand.

by Anonymousreply 15208/25/2020

R138, British GQ has unabashed slobbering CMBYN-Charmie stans on staff. Armie's people probably regard it as a friendly publication tha print just what they want. No doubt he'll use them to give his first remarks about splitting from Liz.

by Anonymousreply 15308/26/2020

R152 With four fingers, it’s most likely his foot or hand

by Anonymousreply 15408/26/2020

i wonder if any of the GQ crew ended up with rope burns?

You know - from all those manly outdoor cowboy activities.

by Anonymousreply 15508/26/2020

Armie is beautiful. He has more money than the rest of us, even collectively, will ever see.

If he calls, I'm all his.

by Anonymousreply 15608/26/2020

R156 Unfortunately neither of those things are achievements - they are just what nature and his ancestors have bestowed upon him.

His frustration comes from not really adding much to the mix himself.

by Anonymousreply 15708/26/2020

Probably all the threads on DL OP

by Anonymousreply 15808/26/2020

Probably all the threads on DL OP

by Anonymousreply 15908/26/2020

Well age has not calmed the bitch down. He's back to arguing with randoms on Twitter again. Some long words this time too.

Perhaps somebody had bought him a dictionary? - Happy Birthday Armie from the UK - Never change!!!

by Anonymousreply 16008/28/2020

He is ONLY 34? I thought he was in his 40s!

by Anonymousreply 16108/28/2020

Yep! Today, August 28, is the man's 34th birthday.

by Anonymousreply 16208/28/2020

I thought he was going to be 37 or something.

(Trump voice) Sad!

by Anonymousreply 16308/28/2020

Lol at Armie telling someone to stick to living in their mom's basement. He's lived off his parents his entire life!

His mom bought his first flat for $850k whilst he was LARPING as Marvo the Magician - Didn't work out. Maybe his wand was powerful enough?

There's no way he's living that lifestyle on his shitty film career.

by Anonymousreply 16408/28/2020

My bday is tomorrow., the 29th. Armie and I are both Virgos.

by Anonymousreply 16508/28/2020

R164 His Art Deco mansion in LA is owned by The Hammer Foundation, a non-profit organization.

by Anonymousreply 16608/28/2020

Omg I ❤️ Art Decco! I’m not surprised.

by Anonymousreply 16708/28/2020

R166. Any pictures? I love me some art deco. Especially when compared to mock Tudor.

by Anonymousreply 16808/28/2020

R168 It is gorgeous. I think they spent a bundle on the renovation too.

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That's Tudor Revival, not Art Deco, dumbass.

by Anonymousreply 17008/28/2020

That's Liz's house now!

I know where that is. Its the smallest plot of the street.

According to a certain Russian trashbag, Armie has a separate apartment set up for his 'hobbies'.

by Anonymousreply 17108/28/2020

Yes we saw the birds eye view when they announced the listing, it's not glamorous at all, it was the best their money could buy.

Someone homeless person can walk up right to their house and shit on the lawn.

Whatever, that's Lizard's problem now.

by Anonymousreply 17208/28/2020

I bet r172 is a joy to live with.

by Anonymousreply 17308/28/2020

Do homeless people shit on random people’s lawns in LA?

by Anonymousreply 17408/28/2020

Yes!

by Anonymousreply 17508/28/2020

R174 Yes and they shout 'Smell those cookies Liz!'

by Anonymousreply 17608/28/2020

Well I’ll admit not having been to LA in some years but I suppose I was in the areas where stuff like that didn’t happen. Never saw it. Next time I’ll just go to Carmel or something(after the virus). You gurls are trying to fool me.

by Anonymousreply 17708/28/2020

I LOVE YOU, FAT ONE!

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by Anonymousreply 17808/28/2020

Is this I love you as a friend? Or....

by Anonymousreply 17908/28/2020

So Armie's a chubby chaser now?

Sounds like our boy has been struggling - Divorce? Kittengate? Substance issues?

I feel kind of bad for taking the piss.

But I'll get over it.

by Anonymousreply 18008/28/2020

He looks really really Armenian

by Anonymousreply 18108/28/2020

R178 R179

Armie in Ashton Ramsey IG stories:

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by Anonymousreply 18208/28/2020

R164,

"shitty career"? He has 2 films showing this year — Death on the Nile and Rebecca

How many actors can say the same? His career is a marathon not a sprint

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by Anonymousreply 18308/28/2020

Interior is pretty sterile with all the white and lots of neutral colors, which is typical of contemporary interior "design". Except, of course, for that hideous "deco" turquoise bathroom tile, which should have been been ripped out and replaced decades ago (looks like something out of 1950s suburbia). When spending $4.7m for a property, perhaps there isn't much leftover for the interiors, although the photos are perhaps from before the house changed hands when the Hammers bought it. The nicest room seems to be the sunroom, which is actually very attractive, as is the back outdoor area with the pool.

Okay, I confess to a bias against Tudor architecture to begin with.

All that said, I'm actually sympathetically intrigued with Armie's troubles.

by Anonymousreply 18408/28/2020

Interior is pretty sterile with all the white and lots of neutral colors, which is typical of contemporary interior "design". Except, of course, for that hideous "deco" turquoise bathroom tile, which should have been been ripped out and replaced decades ago (looks like something out of 1950s suburbia). I guess when spending $4.7m for a property there may not be much leftover for the interiors, although the photos are perhaps from before the house changed hands when the Hammers acquired it. The nicest room seems to be the sunroom, which is actually attractive, as is the back outdoor area with the pool.

Okay, I admit a bias against Tudor architecture to begin with.

All that said, I'm actually sympathetically intrigued with Armie's troubles. That upbringing might have been a real mind fuck for him. I mean married at 23?

by Anonymousreply 18508/28/2020

Interior is pretty sterile with all the white and lots of neutral colors, which is typical of contemporary interior "design". Except, of course, for that hideous "deco" turquoise bathroom tile, which should have been been ripped out and replaced decades ago (looks like something out of 1950s suburbia). I guess when spending $4.7m for a property there may not be much leftover for the interiors, although the photos are perhaps from before the house changed hands when the Hammers acquired it. The nicest room seems to be the sunroom, which is actually attractive, as is the back outdoor area with the pool.

Okay, I admit a bias against Tudor architecture to begin with.

All that said, I'm actually sympathetically intrigued with Armie's troubles. That upbringing might have been a real mind fuck for him. I mean married at 23?

by Anonymousreply 18608/28/2020

R183 That image is kind of proving my point. Timmy is the cover star with a potential blockbuster. His codpiece thrusting forward into a bright future.

Armie's B list movies are hanging down at the bottom like a pair of saggy bollocks. Literally playing tag-along Timmy. Either that advertising was paid or Armie is Empire magazine's pity fuck of the month.

by Anonymousreply 18708/28/2020

Or, you know, he has two new movies come out in October and there are articles about it in a... let me check... a film publication.

by Anonymousreply 18808/29/2020

R184 R185 R186 Sorry for the duplicate posts, guys. Site was slow to post and I thought that the first 2 posts didn't go through.

R186 is the one fully edited.

by Anonymousreply 18908/29/2020

Luca Guadagnino said he was attracted to Armie because of his looks and a "tortured" quality about him.

by Anonymousreply 19008/29/2020

So is Arnie going to have another meltdown over all the celebs posting photos of themselves with Chadwick Bozeman?

by Anonymousreply 19108/29/2020

Wow he’s only a month older but looks 10 years older than me.

by Anonymousreply 19208/29/2020

R192 He's no Benjamin Button that's for sure

by Anonymousreply 19308/29/2020

To address the struggle with sexuality rumors; no. Amongst friends and family, he identifies as someone that is NOT straight. I can attest to the fact that he isn't gay, either, though. His former(?) wife always knew, but couldn't have cared less.

Source: I am female. We used to hook up as early as childhood and kept it up every so often until both of us got involved in serious, committed relationships. I think the first time we messed around, he was five and I was four. Even when we were kids, he LOVED bondage.

We dated in high school and later in college, which was kind of a strain because we usually lived in different states and sometimes, different countries. Eventually, we went our separate ways, but not by choice. This jealous dickhead kept giving both of us memory dumps until we both forgot each other existed (temporarily) and as a result, began dating other people. Once those memory dumps wore off, neither of us were single or available to date each other any more. He was seeing Elizabeth and I was with my guy.

He is a drinker, but he's a very happy, joyous drunk when he decides to indulge.

Narcissistic -- no. I can see how he kind of looks the part, but he's far from it. He has a very cute, sweet personality.

He's really an Aquarius, not a Virgo, despite his public, given date of birth.

by Anonymousreply 19408/29/2020

He never went to college, you freak.

by Anonymousreply 19508/29/2020

[quote]Source: I am female. We used to hook up as early as childhood and kept it up every so often until both of us got involved in serious, committed relationships. I think the first time we messed around, he was five and I was four.

You lived in Santa Monica, Dallas and the Cayman Islands, too? What a coincidence!

[quote]We dated in high school and later in college,

High school dropout Armie never went to college. Signed up for classes but never attended.

0/10

by Anonymousreply 19608/29/2020

R194 This is not, at least totally, a credible post. Interpersonal memory dump? Really? Please describe.

Why would his date of birth be publicly misstated? He said on his own ig account that his birthday was last Thursday.

I remember reading that he was in college for only a very short time or that he really only took extension courses at UCLA.

Some of it does sound plausible. I definitely think that he could be bisexual.

I read that the Mrs. was making out with a female model at a party at an L.A. restaurant at which Armie was present, so maybe she didn't care about his bisexuality, if indeed he is bisexual.

I've watched a lot of the promotional video for Call Me by Your Name and, in total, it seemed like he might be telegraphing his bisexuality, even if it wasn't necessarily a totally conscious effort. I've watched the film many times and those scenes with Timothée Chalamet were awfully convincing.

The guy seems troubled and I hope that in the end he gets the help and resolution that he needs. In my view, even with his declining looks he's still a beautiful man.

by Anonymousreply 19708/29/2020

R196 is a jealous swine, but I don't necessarily blame them, either.

I didn't say we lived in all of the same places, I actually stated the exact opposite. Comprehension is fundamental. We lived in southern California simultaneously and in Texas, but for only a year or so when we were much younger.

I'm generally DC-area-based, though I like visiting California on the regular, simply because I own homes in Compton, Laguna and Calabasas. He visited me in my hometown plenty of times back when we were both single.

He said he was in college for a while, way back when. I took his word for it. I had no reason to doubt him.

by Anonymousreply 19808/29/2020

Lastly, if for whatever reason you don't believe me, ask lie detector* whether or not everything I stated is truthful. You will undoubtedly get a yes/true.

*Not a polygraph, just in case you're low-information and sheltered.

by Anonymousreply 19908/29/2020

R197, if you're going to pretend you don't know what a memory dump is, or how they work - I'm not interested in playing along.

by Anonymousreply 20008/29/2020

OMG, D*vida is here!

by Anonymousreply 20108/29/2020

OMG, D*vida is here!

by Anonymousreply 20208/29/2020

I am *not* madame poo shoes. HDU.

by Anonymousreply 20308/29/2020

This man sure does attract a strange crowd.

by Anonymousreply 20408/29/2020

R194 R198 R199 R200

Is that you Amanda?

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by Anonymousreply 20508/29/2020

R200 Yeah, it's a computer operation, transferring information content from RAM to a storage drive. How did that apply in your situation?

by Anonymousreply 20608/29/2020

R206...no. You appear to have misunderstood the context. No technology was involved.

by Anonymousreply 20708/29/2020

R205, the girl in that picture couldn't be further from me. (A part of me was secretly hoping you meant Amanda Bynes.)

by Anonymousreply 20808/29/2020

R186 I love that house at R169, including the vintage turquoise tile in the bathroom, but then I adore Tudor Revival in general. Compared with most houses in LA, it oozes character and charm. I applaud the taste of the historic house lover at the Hammer Foundation who acquired it in the first place. It would be weird of Liz continued living there, in a house owned by her ex's family, no?

by Anonymousreply 20908/29/2020

[quote]It would be weird of Liz continued living there, in a house owned by her ex's family, no?

Not that weird, considering she's the mother of two Hammers. She's also been living in the Caymans for months now almost certainly thanks to her father-in-law's largesse, at least to some degree.

by Anonymousreply 21008/29/2020

R209 To each his/her own. I know that was kind of a bitchy critique of the house but I've got this thing about contemporary interior design and its palette of 100 shades of tan/beige only. ;-)

According to Armie's ig he's been at the desert for the last two months so isn't even actually staying at the house. (I think it's in Hancock Park).

by Anonymousreply 21108/29/2020

R211 Don't make the mistake of believing anything Armie says. 9 times out of 10 its self-serving bullshit.

by Anonymousreply 21208/29/2020

"worked construction"

Is that what the young ones are calling gay sex these days?

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by Anonymousreply 21308/29/2020

[quote]This jealous dickhead

Jealousy seems a strange trait in a cuck, no?

by Anonymousreply 21408/29/2020

What’s the deal with the People article and the love letter to Ashton? Are they coming out or what?

by Anonymousreply 21508/29/2020

R215 Platonic beard if you ask me. Armie can disappear for weeks and do whatever whilst Ashton back posts his Bob the Builder antics.

That tall guy getting up to no good ? - Couldn't be me!

Pretty good cover for rehab too.

by Anonymousreply 21608/30/2020

He is being represented by Laura Wasser, the best divorce attorney in Hollywood, so she is probably advising him on what he should be doing before he goes into court.

by Anonymousreply 21708/30/2020

R217 I wonder if she'll dump his ass if he goes back to ho-ing on social media?

by Anonymousreply 21808/30/2020

He’s paying her 850 dollars an hour plus a $25,000 retainer

That’s a lot of money to throw away

by Anonymousreply 21908/30/2020

R219 Since when has Armie known the value of money? I expect Liz has enough dirt to bury him in any case so I'm guessing she'll be getting a pretty heavy settlement.

by Anonymousreply 22008/30/2020

Armie's message about Ashton, his BFF, I think is a dig at Niki Wonder. He's conspicuously missing from the group and unlike Ashton, Armie has not re followed him yet. Ashton was ass kissing Liz before the divorce was announced which may have lead to the original unfollow. But since, Ashton has towed the line. Gaining him a follow and heartfelt post.

by Anonymousreply 22108/30/2020

R220,if she wasn't a beard,she can bury him but what about her. Abandoning her kids to party on a yacht not to mention the drug habit she must be sporting.

by Anonymousreply 22208/30/2020

R221 Armie really do be petty! I've never understood why these grown-ass men put up with his bullshit, look after his children/dog and keep an eye on his soon to be ex-wife? They must be on the payroll.

by Anonymousreply 22308/30/2020

R223 that must be weird when none of your relationships are genuine. Must make it difficult to trust people when they want something from you and everyone you know is paid. Even the botox wife was paid, now she's trying to fleece him for more. The Saudi trip must have been for one of two things. Either to get a role or award he wants or for the hard cash to help finance his divorce.

by Anonymousreply 22408/30/2020

I'll be your friend Roland!

Shout out to my Grange Hill bitches.

by Anonymousreply 22508/30/2020

I can't believe people here think Armie is a narcissist. He's very sensitive, sweet and cute.

There's nothing in the media about it, but he and Lauren Conrad used to date. He and Kim Kardashian were together a while before she was famous but she didn't show much interest in him in return - he thought she was a goddess.

It would seem that Armie is very misunderstood, at least on datalounge. He loves cute animals and being spoiled and babied (but not smothered, obviously).

by Anonymousreply 22608/30/2020

Oh god, the fantasist is back.

So given you said in another thread "literally" every man you've ever dated was a cuck, who did Armie have you fucking in front of him?

by Anonymousreply 22708/30/2020

R10 well on the positive side, he does have nice big juicy nipples. Now if he only had the chest to pull off the rest of that look.

by Anonymousreply 22808/30/2020

R227, nah, he actually preferred threesomes.

by Anonymousreply 22908/30/2020

Jealous of what? Someone who can't keep their story straight? This is you on the Falwell thread:

[quote]Literally every guy I've ever dated, whether straight or bi, was the same way, a cuck. Even the so-called "possessive" ones. I usually didn't want to cooperate but wound up giving in anyway. Often, they'd engineer me to do it.

by Anonymousreply 23008/30/2020

You blocked me just to stalk me! Ever so flattering.

Nothing about what I've said is inconsistent, for the record. That's barely an exception.

Your envy send like it comes from a place of physical unattractiveness.

by Anonymousreply 23108/30/2020

So Armie was the exception to "literally every guy I've ever dated..."? You do know what literally means, right? You should stop your bullshit now, it's just getting embarrassing for you.

by Anonymousreply 23208/30/2020

*your envy SOUNDS like it comes from a place of physical unattractiveness

by Anonymousreply 23308/30/2020

You're splitting hairs, whereas I don't give a fuck and have nothing to gain by sharing this information on a largely-anonymous, fairly-obscure discussion forum.

by Anonymousreply 23408/30/2020

R226, so Kim went from Armie to Kanye? How is that possible?

In any case, didn't Armie start dating his recently divorced wife at around 19/20? When was he dating those other women in pre-adolescence?

by Anonymousreply 23508/30/2020

R235 I don't think he got serious with Liz until later. They knew each other but weren't really exclusive yet.

Kim dated PLENTY of men before Kanye came along. She was like thirty years old when they started their relationship. She and Armie didn't really date for that long if I remember correctly.

He and LC dated as teenagers, yes. She was a year ahead of him in school. They stayed good friends after breaking up. He's also long-time friends with Heidi and Spencer Pratt but there's nothing in the media about it.

by Anonymousreply 23608/31/2020

R236 Was Liz the most forgiving of his fetishes? Speaking of, are all his fetishes some kind of breath play?

by Anonymousreply 23709/07/2020

R237 I actually helped introduce Liz to bondage in a very general, nonsexual manner before they were married, and she realized that she, too, enjoyed it. She isn't judgmental about any kind of fetish or sexual proclivity. It's just not her nature.

Kim isn't into bondage at all and wasn't interested in doing anything of that nature with him.

Lauren enjoys bondage because she's a typical Aquarius and not afraid to try.

He and I did a lot of sexual strangulation, rough play, all kinds of BDSM, dressing up(he has a uniform fetish, I could take or leave it), roleplay, tantric sex and group. He enjoys normal sex a lot, too. It doesn't HAVE to be fetish-oriented.

I didn't think he had any extreme, over-the-top sexual desires or behaviors. The only thing he wanted to do that I wasn't comfortable with was public sex and messing around in plain view. Still, not THAT weird, just not worth the risk IMO.

by Anonymousreply 23809/07/2020

R238 R194 And this all started when Armie was 5 and you were 4? Such precocious children!

by Anonymousreply 23909/07/2020

Both of us were molested by the same creep, who stalked both of us and liked to watch us together when we were little. We got along well right away and soon, we discovered that we liked doing it way better without the abuser present. When the stalker-creep spent too much time intruding at his parents house, Armie stayed with my family and I, and when the guy spent too much time camping outside my house and harassing me, I stayed with the Hammers at times. (But I strongly preferred to be independent even as a child.)

by Anonymousreply 24009/07/2020

R240 $$$$$

by Anonymousreply 24109/07/2020

R241, if that were so, there's no way I'd be wasting time and information on a place like datalounge.

You jealous heifer, you.

by Anonymousreply 24209/07/2020

R242 But you're here, aren't you? So you just so happened to find this DataLounge thread about Armie Hammer on the web?

by Anonymousreply 24309/07/2020

R243, I was a DL member all along and was surprised to discover that this forum had a pretty obsession with Armie.

by Anonymousreply 24409/07/2020

* a PET obsession with Armie, not a "pretty obsession".

I hate autocorrect. What a hassle.

by Anonymousreply 24509/07/2020

@R240

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R246, that looks like something Armie would wanna experiment with - speaking from personal experience, that you wish you had.

by Anonymousreply 24709/08/2020

Comment under Tim’s new pic.

He’s lost it. Or either he’s tragically unfunny. Either is pretty bad.

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by Anonymousreply 24810/13/2020

Not being critical, but what is it about this guy that so many people find fascinating? Just look at the number of current threads on him on DL!

R248 You're so right. That comment really is sad. The photo doesn't really look that much like Timmy though. This guy can appear so different looking in different photos.

This dude (Armie) may one day come to a bad end.

by Anonymousreply 24910/13/2020

So Armie and Timothee are liking each other's posts and Armie has just left thirst comments on Timmy IG:

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by Anonymousreply 25010/13/2020

I read the first 70 or so comments and you people are insane. I dont find him particularly attractive and I don't think anything of him as an actor. But based on the batshit crazy interpretations of the guy's life, I can't tell if there's some mass delusion happening or if the same 5 haters keep posting wilder and wilder stuff.

Apparently you guys think he's a narcissistic alcoholic repressed homo with a cocaine problem and also a terrible parent with wild sexual appetite and an insane jealousy of a co-star (who he probably never thinks about). I see a lucky rich kid with mediocre talent who travels a lot.

by Anonymousreply 25110/13/2020

[quote]You're so right. That comment really is sad. The photo doesn't really look that much like Timmy though. This guy can appear so different looking in different photos.

I had the same thought. He looks so different! He is sitting in front of a church. I hope he is taking the chance to visit around, Rome is beautiful

The comment is sad and unfunny. Does he behave like that just to seek attention?

by Anonymousreply 25210/14/2020

R252 of course. He tried with the three beards. That got him nowhere so he's back to his bread and butter.

by Anonymousreply 25310/14/2020

Timothee must be creeped out

by Anonymousreply 25410/14/2020

so strange that people here think there's some connection between Armie and Timothee. They were co-workers on a movie that probably took 6 weeks to shoot. They spent another few weeks together promoting it.

I'd bet some of you can barely remember the names of co-workers you spent 6 months with several years ago.

by Anonymousreply 25510/14/2020

R255 only Charmies think there's a connection. The only connection is an artificial construction from obsessed Armie and his manic friends who bait them.

by Anonymousreply 25610/14/2020

Timothee is working with Kid Cudi, his actual friend. Armie is a non entity. Just a psycho.

by Anonymousreply 25710/14/2020

It's everywhere.

Mail Online.- "Armie Hammer's saucy comment Timothee Chalamet's selfie goes viral"

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by Anonymousreply 25810/14/2020

R258 that's old news now. Armie is probably asking them to print this. It's keeping him semi relevant after all. I went onto one of these articles,, it had like 2 shares though. It's sad this is his only way to get attention. But in a few days his bad acting will get him noticed. No probs.

by Anonymousreply 25910/14/2020

R259 it already happened, the review for the new movie are out and they are pretty bad.

by Anonymousreply 26010/14/2020

How convenient he did it just before Rebecca‘a release

by Anonymousreply 26110/14/2020

R261 And exactly when Timmy's new film casting was announced

by Anonymousreply 26210/15/2020

R260 not surprized at all. He can only play a weak version of himself and he's no Maxim.

by Anonymousreply 26310/15/2020

I know it is forbidden to mention 'the French one' on this thread, but he's all over the place, especially on the November issue of GQ magazine. Gorgeous photos, but he looks a bit sad. It seems like he doesn't like 'fame game' that much.

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by Anonymousreply 26410/15/2020

200,000 likes on Armie's comment.

And the French one's selfie is full of innuendo. Chalamet took that pic at the church of St.Pantaleone , who is the patron Saint of Crema.....where CMBYN was filmed.

by Anonymousreply 26510/15/2020

R265 Timmy also said 'Fuck them Charmies' in GQ so there's that

by Anonymousreply 26610/15/2020

(R183) I didn't know he was in Dune? If you're going to talk him up at least get the right movie poster.

by Anonymousreply 26710/15/2020

R266 LMAO. Timmy said fuck Charmies and Armie stuttering about keeping in touch. Seriously someone check on the head Charmies to make sure they don't self harm.

by Anonymousreply 26810/15/2020

Does Armie have foot fetish r247? and by uniform do you mean leather daddy,suits,scally,jock,etc...?

by Anonymousreply 26910/15/2020

I saw the article about divorce. I hope Liz makes him suffer. Also, if he wanted to see the kids, he would sit his ass on a plane there. It's obvious this court thing is pr for him, so he looks less like like a dick for abandoning them.

by Anonymousreply 27010/15/2020

R269, yes, he has a foot fetish, but only if your feet are nice-looking, and mine are immaculate.

By dressing up I mean he likes unforgotten such as schoolgirl, cop, French maid, librarian, plumber, astronaut, flight attendant etc etc

Astronaut. Naut even kidding.

by Anonymousreply 27110/15/2020

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R271 here;

*By dressing up, I mean he likes UNIFORMS such as...not "unforgotten, such as"

by Anonymousreply 27310/16/2020

god i wish someone would leak his fetlife pics already

by Anonymousreply 27410/16/2020

R189, now we have 'drafts' on the DL, soon people will be publishing their doctoral theses here too.

by Anonymousreply 27510/17/2020

Remember that time he said he never owned a home, nor did he benefit from his familial wealth?

Downtrodden, this guy.

I bet it must be enjoyable to be that type of dumb. I am jealous.

by Anonymousreply 27610/18/2020

Could there be something to the pregnancy rumors or...?

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by Anonymousreply 27710/18/2020

He's an idiot for being seen with any of his hoes now that Liz has begun playing hardball. Why provide her with ammo? There's a chance it could have been a meeting to smooth any ruffled feathers and make sure Jessica isn't going to say anything Armie doesn't want said to the lawyers. On the other hand, her latest story is her driving down the freeway in LA with the song For the Night playing: 'a bae for the night, you not my wife'. So.

Two thirds of Jessica's sm posts involve going on about cheating-ass men and learning lessons from being involved with cheaters and all the crap men have put her through. If after all her whinging she's seeing Armie again, or never stopped, then she should just delete her accounts because it makes her look foolish as hell.

by Anonymousreply 27810/18/2020

Jessica is crazy, her tweets are borderline psychotic...why is she encouraging women to cut dudes hair as evidence. She also likes to go on about being an empowered single mother but then spends time with a deadbeat dad like Armie.

Plus why tf has she gone through and Liz’s old pics with Harper and Ford. That’s fucking creepy. She also did it with Rumer, Timmy and Lily James' pics too. She’s a certified nutter.

by Anonymousreply 27910/18/2020

Jessica is probably my fave out of the harem, just because we know we’re definitely going to get some unhinged content from her. She’s next level crazy.

Though, with Armie apparently adding Paige to the mix, she can definitely give Jessica a run for her money on the crazy levels according to Twitter

by Anonymousreply 28010/18/2020

Paige posted a pic from the desert, she’s definitely there. No Armie sighting yet.

by Anonymousreply 28110/18/2020

It's only a matter of time now. Paige isn't out there in the desert to catch up on her reading

by Anonymousreply 28210/18/2020

R282 She might be out there reading.

Her NDA.

by Anonymousreply 28310/19/2020

Paige is an infant and spent the weekend with a 34 year old and his 2 best friends in their late 40s, says a lot about her. I guess she’s on the hunt for a daddy to support her.

by Anonymousreply 28410/19/2020

R284. an infant? How old is she?

by Anonymousreply 28510/19/2020

Paige looks like she is max 22. Apparently she is still in college, though she only just moved to LA according to YouTube

by Anonymousreply 28610/19/2020

[quote]I guess she’s on the hunt for a daddy to support her.

She picked the wrong guy since Armie is about to become poorer, especially if he keeps adding to the harem and pissing Liz off.

by Anonymousreply 28710/19/2020

So is Jessica coyly acknowledging that she and Armie are banging but not relationshipping in her latest stories? The thing about the People app to keep track of her dating life, the comment about until there's a ring on her finger she considers herself single, she got rid of all her follows on IG because people were learning too much about her and what she's up to that way...for someone claiming to set the record straight, she was being awfully slippery.

by Anonymousreply 28810/19/2020

Jessica collects men in her basement, I’m sure of it. She’s fucking crazy.

And I think we can pretty much confirm Armie had his dick in Barbie 2.0 this weekend. Paige followed the 'artist retreat' that Ashton posted on his story with Armie and Archie in it.

Looking forward to seeing how this Paige thing plays is out. Shit is about to get messy.

by Anonymousreply 28910/19/2020

Why are these women even attracted to Armie, dude used to be fine now he looks like a drugged up hobo. And him acting like a deadbeat dad is extremely unattractive. Paige could easily find herself a brand new athlete.

In 3-4 months Liz is going to find her some republican daddy with money and who is going to raise those kids for Armie. He’ll continue to have his depressing harem.

by Anonymousreply 29010/19/2020

Jessica does have crazy eyes. She's super twitchy too, with the constant running her hands through her hair.

There's not much reason for Paige's world to intersect with Armie's outside of IG likes unless they're fucking or she's with someone he knows, which doesn't appear to be the case. What could a just turned 22-year-old IG influencer/Youtuber have in common with these older rich dudes who are hanging around a half-finished motel in the desert like transients? Especially one in the middle of an ugly divorce and custody battle? Armie may have bitten off more than he can chew with this one.

R290, that's Liz's future in a nutshell. Her next husband will be someone more in sync with her own beliefs, and that's who will be raising Armie's kids for him. Armie will probably make some more within a few years, anyway.

by Anonymousreply 29110/19/2020

Did Paige delete the desert story? Or has it expired?

Armie’s team must of told her to get rid of it before people put the dots together.

Hopefully this turns out as messy as I think it is. Armie never learns his lesson when it comes to these hoes

by Anonymousreply 29210/20/2020

R292 idg how people who post about his alleged girlfriend's don't realize they're feeding right into his desperate ploy for attention. It's one thing to post about his failing career and stupid meltdowns but to be posting a play by play of what they're dishing out for attention.. I just don't get the point.

by Anonymousreply 29310/20/2020

R293 Its more interesting than his acting so there's that.

by Anonymousreply 29410/20/2020

If he doesn't think you look good he'll flat out tell you you're ugly or scary-looking. He has an almost childlike bluntness about him.

by Anonymousreply 29510/20/2020

R295 Interesting considering he is so thin-skinned himself.

by Anonymousreply 29610/21/2020

OMG. Crazy Jessica has tweeted that it's HER green bandana, bitches.

She's really just gaslighting everyone now.

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by Anonymousreply 297Last Saturday at 9:04 AM

ROTFLMAO Charmie have been invading her privacy for nothing, except she exposed their crazy ass antics.

by Anonymousreply 298Last Saturday at 9:43 AM

Armie fans are as bat shit crazy as he is

by Anonymousreply 299Last Saturday at 9:44 AM

What had she said about the bandana? Looks like she deleted or deactivated her twitter, lol

by Anonymousreply 300Last Saturday at 12:17 PM

Could be interpreted that they’re sharing the bandana too lol 😂

If she lurking online on forums, she needs a new hobby. She wants people to talk about her because why overshare? Charmies are crazy but this woman is just as insane as them.

by Anonymousreply 301Last Saturday at 12:24 PM

I don’t buy any of this bitches antics, she knows exactly what she was doing by leaving that bandana in the shot...the same fucking day he posted it. She’s got the crazy levels of 10 Charmies put together

by Anonymousreply 302Last Saturday at 12:26 PM

[quote]Repressed homosexual.

Anything other than sex to explain aberrant psychic behavior, s'il vous plaît.

by Anonymousreply 303Last Saturday at 12:39 PM

R300, she said something like she doesn't know who needs to hear it, but the olive green bandana on the table in her fuckfest hotel room (the one Armie's been wearing for ages and selfied himself in at the hotel the same day she posted it) is hers and she's been wearing it for months. She also gave a link to a site that sells it, though what she thinks that proves is anyone's guess. The implication being that no, Armie's not the man there with her. Crazy has totally given herself away as a lurker on places where the bandana has been discussed.

I don't get this ho, seriously. She WANTS everyone to know she's fucking Armie, that's what all her storying is about, but she's...pissed that we figured it out? She had 17000 IG followers and who knows how many on Twitter. Why does she think any of this is private?

by Anonymousreply 304Last Saturday at 12:43 PM

She’s calculated and wanted people to spot the bandana.

Here’s an idea for this psycho bitch, maybe don’t give recaps of your fuckfest online to all you followers. She can’t accuse anyone of stalking because she’s the one who posted it, no one installed cameras in her hotel room.

Her problem is that she enjoys leaving breadcrumbs but then wants to claim she’s a victim. Don’t. Fucking. Post. it’s simple.

by Anonymousreply 305Last Saturday at 12:51 PM

While you're all yapping about this woman you're not bothered about Paige is showcasing her new bruise on Instagram.

Chest this time just to mix it up a bit.

by Anonymousreply 306Last Saturday at 2:09 PM

Why are these people like Armie, his hoes, and friends all obsessed with the desert? It all seems very pretentious and self-absorbed how they talk about Joshua Tree. Don’t they realize that they can still get COVID over there...

by Anonymousreply 307Last Saturday at 2:17 PM

If only the movie had this much drama lol

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by Anonymousreply 308Last Saturday at 3:27 PM

R307 No-one can hear you scream...

by Anonymousreply 309Last Saturday at 3:33 PM

R308 And yet they have zero chemistry now. Something is off about this tale. The question is why are they trying to get us to believe a cheating scandal which is so obviously untrue?

by Anonymousreply 310Last Saturday at 4:06 PM

His unresolved foot fetish, and denial of his bisexuality is what has caused Hammertoes to stub himself.

by Anonymousreply 311Last Saturday at 4:12 PM

R306, she has another on the thigh too. And that pic is captioned "lover". The one on her chest looks like she's been punched. WTF. She really let him go to town on her.

I don't get the "they have no chemistry" argument as proof of the Armie & Lily rumors being fake. A lot has changed since they filmed together, and Lily must be kept on a short leash anyway because offscreen she's really a publicly coke-snorting, cheating ho, not the demure thing she's pretending to be in interviews. Who knows what happened, but that argument is weak.

by Anonymousreply 312Last Saturday at 4:45 PM

R312 lack of chemistry aka shit acting. Armie is a cheating pos, that we already knew. I think he wanted Liz to stay 'the fun wife' like when they were no kids and other responsibilities in the picture. He's a manchild basically.

by Anonymousreply 313Last Saturday at 9:10 PM

The new Daily Mail article about the Lily-Armie flirtation/affair matches up with that Deuxmoi item from a while ago, the one that said Liz and Armie had been having problems but were trying to work them out and were even planning to renew their vows, then someone unnamed had pursued Armie, he bit and it all blew up. Then when he returned to the US from GC he accidentally sent Liz a sext meant for somebody else (Barbie?) and after that Liz was done.

Is Liz is playing hardball now...?

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by Anonymousreply 314Last Saturday at 9:45 PM

Get that alimony cash Liz, fuck this deadbeat. He hasn't been near his kids in months but has had time to chase hoes and fuck every bitch in the desert.

by Anonymousreply 315Last Saturday at 11:19 PM

He's ridiculous. A Hollywood actor cheating on his longterm wife is hardly something new, it's the way he's been acting in the midst of the divorce that's the real issue, and all so public to anyone that's slightly interested. Someone tell him about the concept of a finsta. Him, his publicist and his divorce lawyer are all insane if they think things are going to go their way with the way things are going. He knows people are watching too, there's no chance Jess hasn't clued him in on all of her 'stalkers'.

by Anonymousreply 316Last Saturday at 11:34 PM

lol i just saw someone claim Liz planted this story because Rebecca is a "hit". the delusion.

by Anonymousreply 317Last Saturday at 11:50 PM

another thing, if someone could leak his fetlife pics/messages already...

by Anonymousreply 318Last Saturday at 11:53 PM

'so when are we gonna talk about that nsfw instagram account with 100 followers that somehow both l*ly j*mes and arm*e h*mmer follow'

what account is this?

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by Anonymousreply 319Last Sunday at 12:00 AM

[quote]He knows people are watching too, there's no chance Jess hasn't clued him in on all of her 'stalkers'.

She had to have been lurking on Armie threads and blogs while she was with him at the hotel in order to have seen the chatter about the bandana which pissed her off. There's no way she kept it to herself. He knows.

R318, we can only hope. It would be a riot.

by Anonymousreply 320Last Sunday at 12:06 AM

What's becoming more and more apparent is how hard Elizabeth must have been working to keep his image together while they were married. You'd think Ashton would have a word rather than continuing to follow his women and allowing fans to catch on quicker.

When did Elizabeth briefly unfollow him? When did he unfollow Ashton and Nick? Was it when he was in Miami and supposedly got caught sexting another woman?

by Anonymousreply 321Last Sunday at 12:11 AM

[R319], I was thinking maybe this one, though it has 300ish followers, not 100, so not totally sure.

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by Anonymousreply 322Last Sunday at 12:18 AM

I remember thinking back then it was weird Liz and the kids spend to such time alone in London while he was filming a movie not that far away... It's obvious now he was busy with other things, like banging his co-star on the low.

by Anonymousreply 323Last Sunday at 12:41 AM

Never seen someone be their own worst enemy in the way that Armie is. Very strange behavior.

by Anonymousreply 324Last Sunday at 12:49 AM

It's like he enjoys sabotaging himself.

The way he's going, he's not going to have a career or a family left, only the desert and hoes. Liz is going to replace him with a rich republican daddy who will raise the kids.

He loves talking down about his family but I bet his over privileged ass will be back grovelling for cash and support when he's got nothing left.

by Anonymousreply 325Last Sunday at 1:08 AM

I wonder how crazy Jessica feels about Armie the cheater after making a career writing about how much she hates cheaters and womanizers.

by Anonymousreply 326Last Sunday at 1:12 AM

cheaters must be okay for her, as long as they give her an all-expenses paid trip to his friend's shitty motel/harem house or the same LA hotel he fucks all his hoes.

by Anonymousreply 327Last Sunday at 1:15 AM

Let's not act like her brain works with logic. This is the woman that posted a pregnancy test to 17,000 people and then complained about people invading her privacy.

by Anonymousreply 328Last Sunday at 1:16 AM

Just realized her twitter is back. These women love a random and pointless social media deactivation.

by Anonymousreply 329Last Sunday at 1:19 AM

She claimed her Twitter was hacked on IG (now deleted). Obviously a lie, ain’t no one hacking her. So someone hacker her to delete the bandana tweet? I’m calling bullshit 😂. Her lies about being hacked are all part of her pathetic victim narrative that she will write 5 articles on

She’s even more social media obsessed than Courtney

by Anonymousreply 330Last Sunday at 1:22 AM

R318 Yes, come on Daily Mail, give the readers what they want!

by Anonymousreply 331Last Sunday at 2:08 AM

Has anyone still got the screencap? Someone need to send that shit to daily mail or deuxmoi as a tip lol

by Anonymousreply 332Last Sunday at 2:11 AM

Maybe he has a humiliation fetish and that's why he enjoys self-sabotage

by Anonymousreply 333Last Sunday at 2:12 AM

Maybe he likes to be pissed on too, wouldn’t surprise me

by Anonymousreply 334Last Sunday at 2:13 AM

So will Armie start dressing on Zoom like he's auditioning for Little House of Prairie too?

by Anonymousreply 335Last Sunday at 2:13 AM

Does home-wrecker dick taste better?

by Anonymousreply 336Last Sunday at 2:16 AM

Armie would love to get Timothee's cock in his mouth but Timothee is a real flirt who exclusively fucks women (unless there's career progression in question). He wants that cock badly but can't get it. The Charmies are psycho but at least they are right about one thing. His lust for Timothee. Timothee is smartly avoiding direct contact alone with the raging bottom.

by Anonymousreply 337Last Sunday at 3:47 AM

I can't get over how he asked the plastic surgeons to reconstruct a fem mouth, perfect for blow jobs.

by Anonymousreply 338Last Sunday at 3:54 AM

You can see when he walks how much cum has been deposited in that fat ass.

by Anonymousreply 339Last Sunday at 3:55 AM

Just a guess, but he likely read the batshit crazy things fangurls wrote about him on the DL.

by Anonymousreply 340Last Sunday at 4:00 AM

R340 Armie!

If you are reading this you still owe me a personalised voice message

I put a lot of effort into my photo montage...

by Anonymousreply 341Last Sunday at 4:04 AM

So Paige's Instagram is really out there looking like CSI Joshua Tree...

by Anonymousreply 342Last Sunday at 4:40 AM

He was born this way!

by Anonymousreply 343Last Sunday at 4:42 AM

Charmies are gonna have a field day with the song playing in Liz' latest story

by Anonymousreply 344Last Sunday at 4:43 AM

What song is it?

by Anonymousreply 345Last Sunday at 4:47 AM

J'adore Venise, plays twice in CMBYN.

by Anonymousreply 346Last Sunday at 4:51 AM

R325 I think his natural direction in life is high-end prostitute, at least for the rest of his 30s while he's still attractive to some. After that, yes, he'll hit his family up for money and a second chance in whatever business it is they do.

I'm second guessing my earlier opinion about the Armie/Lily affair. I was basing my opinion that they never got together on her obvious contempt for him in interviews. She seemed too classy for him. (Fooled again by a British accent.) Now I think her disgust is a direct result of having been enrolled in the Armie Hammer School of Kink and completely regretting it. She's now in a category with all sorts of women she probably never thought she'd be grouped with. Rumer, Crazy J, Courtney, et al. No wonder she skipped Graham Norton.

by Anonymousreply 347Last Sunday at 9:28 AM

R347 for real tho re: his looks, his double chin was prominently featured in Rebecca.

by Anonymousreply 348Last Sunday at 11:40 AM

R348 He's had a double since he was young, thick neck and relatively short jaw/chin

by Anonymousreply 349Last Sunday at 12:58 PM

I wish I never knew so much about Armie Hammer. Knowing him as Oliver in CMBYN, where his character could be kind of harsh and insensitive with Elio anyway, would have been enough.

He could have had such a wonderful life. How did such a beautiful man with so much wealth and privilege become so fucked up, and have such a fucked up life? And the worst thing is that it plays out at least pseudo-publicly. Does he have any idea how he appears to the people who are (maybe I should say were) interested in him?

I agree with the person who said in this or another thread about him that he sabotages himself. At the very least he never developed mature self-protective defenses.

I only watched the CMBYN promo tour stuff on you tube this past summer, and got the distinct impression from those that there was something "off" about him.

I'm going to post this on the "Rebecca" thread, as well.

Hope this doesn't qualify as dissertation length.

by Anonymousreply 350Last Sunday at 1:10 PM

^Decided not to repost on the other thread.

by Anonymousreply 351Last Sunday at 1:17 PM

R350 I felt like you for quiet a long time but then I saw the harm he was causing other people by his actions and my compassion went away - mostly.

by Anonymousreply 352Last Sunday at 1:20 PM

[quote] How did such a beautiful man with so much wealth and privilege become so fucked up

Is this a genuine question?

by Anonymousreply 353Last Sunday at 1:50 PM

Definitely think a big part of it is his mommy issues. Getting married at 23 is unusual to begin with but when you're rich, attractive and you've just finished making a movie with David Fincher it's quite unbelievable that he decided getting married was what would make him happy, especially when we see the way he's acting now.

by Anonymousreply 354Last Sunday at 2:36 PM

Apparently Liz and Armies hearing won’t be until 2021 now, how many more times is he going to fuck up and smash hoes until then.

He’s more likely to fly to the UK to go dick down Uk wine blogger girl than go fly to the Caymans to see his kids.

With the hearing being postponed, Liz ain’t coming back to LA. It’s time for him to stop being such an asshole and get his unemployed ass back to see his family and stop being such a deadbeat, even if he rents a place away from Liz. I’m sure his daddy has multiple properties. If he’s got time for hoes and desert trips he can catch a plane back to the Caymans.

by Anonymousreply 355Last Sunday at 5:14 PM

Crazy J called the paps on herself LOLLL

Apparently she once again denied it on IG that it was his bandana. She deleted it like everything else.

How did the paps know about the bandana to put it in the caption. Did her rep tell them to do that. Wtf.

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by Anonymousreply 356Last Sunday at 10:44 PM

Armie didn’t want to do the pap walk with this crazy bitch so his publicist gave her the bandana as a constellation prize 😂

by Anonymousreply 357Last Sunday at 10:47 PM

'I’m the queen of tweeting and deleting. I just want to keep you guys on your toes.'

She's hilarious.

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by Anonymousreply 358Last Sunday at 11:29 PM

She's crazy, just the right type of person for him.

by Anonymousreply 359Last Sunday at 11:37 PM

She probably contacted Daily Mail to publish the pics and they were like ‘bitch who are you?’.

Ffs she’s the craziest hoe in that lineup of harem bitches

Either these people are fucking disgusting for sharing bandanas or she desperately bought one when she saw his

by Anonymousreply 360Last Sunday at 11:42 PM

She paid for pap pics of herself!?! I can’t with this woman.

Ain’t no media outlet/pap out there trying to find a nobody like her on the street for free . Her narcissist levels are through the roof. Wow.

by Anonymousreply 361Last Sunday at 11:46 PM

Who the fuck was it who thought "you know what’s a good idea, let’s make it look like these dumb fucks are sharing a bandana during a pandemic". If a publicist thought of this they need to be fired.

by Anonymousreply 362Last Monday at 12:13 AM

Apparently in her deleted IG story she said her publicist told her not to post the pap photo.

by Anonymousreply 363Last Monday at 12:20 AM

Lol what publicist? Do you really think Armie Hammer of all people listens to advice? Fuck no, that's partly why he's divorcing, so nobody can tell him what to do. He's a child.

by Anonymousreply 364Last Monday at 12:20 AM

Crazy J keeps telling on herself. She's totally lurking on all the Armie discussion online. You know she's reading this. Hey gurl! 🙋

Her faux outrage is ridiculous. Calling the paps to "prove" the bandana is hers?? She's mad people put two and two together about the fuckfest THAT SHE WANTED US TO KNOW ABOUT. She's trying to have it both ways and all it's doing is showing her whole ass to the world. If it wasn't Armie with her at the hotel then just say so. But she won't, because it was him. If you want to be private, posting private shit to 17000 followers won't help. Otherwise don't clutch the pearls when people see you.

I wonder how she justifies her relationship with him to herself, since she's made a career out of being a cheated upon, scorned woman and now Armie is being dragged very publicly as a cheater. Even though people are calling him single or divorced now, he isn't. Until he signs those papers, which won't happen until at least January now, he's still married and still very entangled with his wife. Crazy J called out Josh Lucas for cheating on her during the pandemic, which made it a worse offense in her eyes, but what about Armie and all the risks he's taking juggling the harem? Why is it worse for Josh to cheat (if he did) during the time of the rona but it's okay for Armando to slut it up with the harem?

by Anonymousreply 365Last Monday at 1:35 AM

Best part of the pics are the caption “with armies bandanna”. Like how the fuck would the paps know that?? The bandana has only been discussed on here and probably tapatalk or tumblr. They only captioned it with that because SHE told them too. I don’t think paps are lurking on here 😂

She’s such a fucking psycho. She wants everyone to think it’s his but then wants to call people out when they mention it. Like bitch, what the fuck do you want.?!

Her whole career is based off of being seen as a victim and making these weird narratives about herself

by Anonymousreply 366Last Monday at 1:47 AM

We've hit full thesis level posts now - or is it faeces?

by Anonymousreply 367Last Monday at 1:53 AM

Two different bandanas going off those pics, but did she intentionally wear a similar one so people draw conclusions... 100%. She purposely had it visible in her IG story so someone could spot it and she told the paps to include Armie’s name in the caption.

I feel like a pap walk was planned, hence the blind the other day, but Armie didn’t go through with it.

Also, good chance they never spent the weekend together and Crazy J booked the hotel after seeing it in Courtney’s stories. Wouldn’t put it past her.

by Anonymousreply 368Last Monday at 5:49 AM

R368 And where did Jess get Armie replica hairy thighs from?

Is there a website for those too?

I might get a pair and wrap them round head to keep me warm in the autumnal chill.

by Anonymousreply 369Last Monday at 5:59 AM

The bandana she wore in her pap pics is a different shade of green than Armie's, and looks brand new. His is pale olive and more worn. But the bandana on the table under the TV in her stories looks like his, not this one. I thought there was a story where she had one laying on a desk or something at the hotel too, but can't remember. Armie has those in a bunch of colors, including a maroon one Barbie wore.

The bandana aside, her comments and actions in the days prior to the fuckfest and the rest of her hotel stories still support Armie being her companion there. If it was someone else and she's really not fucking Armie, all she has to do is say so straightforwardly instead of ducking and weaving, but she's not going to do that because it was him.

by Anonymousreply 370Last Monday at 8:27 AM

Sheesh, did you see Armie at the Biden concert thing yesterday? Looked like he just got out of bed after first passing out from a weekend bender. Could he not have mustered more enthusiasm for RBG? Did I miss his endorsement of Biden or his ringing desire to boot Trump out?

by Anonymousreply 371Last Monday at 9:53 AM

R371 Imagine what state the women are in!

by Anonymousreply 372Last Monday at 10:47 AM

R371 Imagine what state the women are in!

by Anonymousreply 373Last Monday at 10:47 AM

I don’t understand Crazy J’s ‘I only had lunch with him 6 weeks ago’ comments and being mad at people for jumping to conclusions to then practically showing they had a fuckfest. She must be fucking bored

by Anonymousreply 374Last Monday at 2:47 PM

R374 She's a writer who doesn't seem to write anything so I guess bored would be the resultant condition.

I wish she'd put up or fuck off, she's becoming very dull.

by Anonymousreply 375Last Monday at 3:40 PM

This bitch should stop with the non-fiction essays and start writing fiction since she's so good at making up shit

by Anonymousreply 376Last Monday at 4:32 PM

This tweet of Crazy J's. More gaslighting? Performance art?

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by Anonymousreply 377Last Monday at 5:10 PM

[quote]Looked like he just got out of bed after first passing out from a weekend bender.

He had bed hair, puffy face and was low energy. A comb and some coffee would not have gone amiss. After the 24 hours he'd had with the Lily James story I'm surprised he even showed up, so I give him some credit for that.

by Anonymousreply 378Last Monday at 5:24 PM

R370 what bandana, J?

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by Anonymousreply 379Last Monday at 6:21 PM

Anyone know what this article is talking about? Does he have a hoe from El Salvador now?

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by Anonymousreply 380Last Monday at 7:40 PM

Idk what that article is talking about but looks like he was in the desert this weekend and not at Crazy J's fuckfest...

by Anonymousreply 381Last Monday at 7:45 PM

I'm wrong, was probably still at crazy J's fuckfest.

She posted video on her IG a week ago it seems

Guys, do you think he might be up for a 'Father of the Year' award? He's such a fucking deadbeat.

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by Anonymousreply 382Last Monday at 7:56 PM

Approaching middle age and being married to an ironing board unhinged him.

by Anonymousreply 383Last Monday at 8:00 PM

Meanwhile Charmies want attack Liz for drinking a cocktail after raising those kids for months and months without his help ffs

This dude is out here taking so much drugs and fucking every bitch in sight. He’s fucking bitches everywhere now

by Anonymousreply 384Last Monday at 8:01 PM

[quote]Liz is going to replace him with a rich republican daddy who will raise the kids.

Why would a "rich Republican daddy" be interested in a pushing-40, tranny-looking psychotic scarecrow with two ball-and-chains?

Straight men will gladly put up with a psychotic bitch, but only if she's young and hot.

by Anonymousreply 385Last Tuesday at 3:12 AM

Lol at armie's new job with j-lo. That's cinemaaaa. Yeah, he needs the money and i hope Liz takes it all.

by Anonymousreply 386Last Tuesday at 9:16 AM

R386 I always thought he should try comedy. He is naturally funny and frankly he's not ben successful at any real drama.

by Anonymousreply 387Last Tuesday at 9:20 AM

It's a project suited for his level of talent.

by Anonymousreply 388Last Tuesday at 9:24 AM

Will J.Lo add him to her bedpost? I feel it's inevitable he'll end up with one of his female co-stars now that he's off the leash.

Incidentally, Ryan Reynolds was once set to star in this film. Armie said once he loses roles to him all the time. Now he's gotten a crumb from the Reynolds plate.

by Anonymousreply 389Last Tuesday at 10:02 AM

Does this officially make him B list on CDAN?

by Anonymousreply 390Last Tuesday at 10:08 AM

Charmie are screaming at the age difference lmao. Either Armie looks like he is 50 or JLo looks like she is 30s. How about we compromise and say he looks like he is mid-40s and she looks like she is late 30s-early 40s. It’s the truth, darlings.

by Anonymousreply 391Last Tuesday at 10:58 AM

R391 lol they are also desperately trying to sell this as a good career move, but it has flop written all over it. The creators attached to this are...not good lol

by Anonymousreply 392Last Tuesday at 11:04 AM

Is Enty on crack?

The publicist made Lily do it lol.

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by Anonymousreply 393Last Tuesday at 11:35 AM

R392 This film is going to be quite something.

Two charisma blackholes locked in a death struggle.

by Anonymousreply 394Last Tuesday at 11:46 AM

R393 Sounds exactly like a fangirl theory. Which came first, was CDAN pumping out this kind of 'this is how PR works' bullshit first, or is he just following the fangirl lead?

by Anonymousreply 395Last Tuesday at 12:04 PM

Did Crazy J really have to share this...

Plus I don’t think it’s coincidence that she’s tweeting this the day Armie’s announced to be in a film with Jennifer Lopez. She is crazy and clingy as fuck so....

Just in case she deletes: “Yesterday, my therapist of 3 years called me Jennifer. 😳 With just a few syllables, she ensured that I’d be in therapy for another 3 years. Nicely done.”

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by Anonymousreply 396Last Tuesday at 12:47 PM

The next progression in Armie’s career is do hallmark movies 😂

by Anonymousreply 397Last Tuesday at 5:53 PM

Armie looks fucked. Too much drugs and hoes in the desert, he better slow down if he ever wants some sort of custody of those kids

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by Anonymousreply 398Last Tuesday at 7:58 PM

Armie will go where the money is for the next couple of years. If it leads to Hallmark or Syfy Channel movies or insurance ads, so be it. Making low paying indies will go by the wayside because Laura Wasser ain't cheap and Liz has to be kept in the style to which she's become accustomed. She'll also require punitive money as compensation for his manwhoring and humiliation of her.

Crazy J oversharing as usual. She was probably whinging to her therapist about Armie starring opposite J.Lo and the therapist decided to fuck with her head.

by Anonymousreply 399Last Tuesday at 9:05 PM

Some of the IG stories I've seen from Ashton's 'Kitchen In The Desert' account this week has hoes crowded up and partying with absolutely no social distancing, like these people are all over each other. Makes Armie look pretty fucking stupid for saying in the GQ interview that people aren't taking the virus seriously when he's hanging around a place that's a huge covid-fest. Is he that fucking stupid (proven he definitely is) that he thinks covid can't spread in the desert.

by Anonymousreply 400Last Tuesday at 9:14 PM

Scrolled through tapatalk (Lol, never again) and they were complaining about Liz going out with friends. Meanwhile this dude is partying it up constantly and fucking bitches everywhere and that's okay.....pretty sure after raising those kids without him for months she's allowed to have a night out or two, ffs.

Also a lot of talk how theres 20 something active cases of Covid on Caymans (even though they're in quarantine) and that she should go back to LA, even though it's fucking infested there. BUT its totally okay for him to have virus parties in the desert, hookup with different bitches and roadtrip....

Fuck, I don't even like Liz and I can see he's being a piece of shit.

by Anonymousreply 401Last Tuesday at 9:25 PM

R401 those women will defend him and blame Liz gor his idiocity even if he's caught doing lines of coke from an underaged girl's ass. It's always her fault. Because St. Armie could never be an awful cheating husband (probably also with drinking and drugs problem). He left her a single mother long before Caymans, ofc she's fucking resentful of his fuckery.

by Anonymousreply 402Yesterday at 12:59 AM

R402 Hell, he could kill a bitch and his stans would be...

Yay, Armie Hammer euthanasia king, strangle me daddy!

by Anonymousreply 403Yesterday at 1:07 AM

R403 ha, even serial killers have stans.

by Anonymousreply 404Yesterday at 1:10 AM

He is very bland looking. Rather uninteresting to me - I like my handsome on the rugged side.

by Anonymousreply 405Yesterday at 1:21 AM

He looks rough in the GQ Heroes (what and why???) clip. He needs to slow down and cool it with the coke. It’s almost manic the way he talks so fast.

by Anonymousreply 406Yesterday at 2:07 AM

British GQ article for those who think Armie and Timothee are sworn enemies.

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by Anonymousreply 407Yesterday at 5:42 AM

The video goes into it more, he also talks about the people waiting outside Timmy's hotels and makes inferences about the social media hate he got after Cabo. It's pretty clear they've talked about this stuff privately. They are friends, not lovers, not enemies. Sometimes it really is that simple.

Anyway, I liked the interview overall, it was just hard to buy into the stuff about him trying to be a better person when we know what he's been getting up to recently. If that's his idea of a better, more healthy person...

by Anonymousreply 408Yesterday at 6:04 AM

R408 Its better for him!

by Anonymousreply 409Yesterday at 6:58 AM

R408 don't you know working toward being a better person means leaving your children and fucking around with instahoes?

by Anonymousreply 410Yesterday at 7:37 AM

R407 ...Because, as we know, anything said in a GQ interview, must be the absolute truth. All I hear every time this guy speaks is layer upon layer of bullshit.

by Anonymousreply 411Yesterday at 9:04 AM

R411 Yes. Lol at him saying as an actor he can spot bad acting and bullshit.

So can we mate!

I'd still like to get drunk with him though. I'd keep one eye on the fire exit though, and maybe take a taser along.

I want to know more about this darkness inside him and what he was doing that was so toxic on Cayman.

Damn it - I'm hooked again

by Anonymousreply 412Yesterday at 9:40 AM

Also why do people always talk about being a better version of themselves?

Better for who?

Being a truer version of yourself isn't better if you are truly an asshole.

by Anonymousreply 413Yesterday at 10:04 AM

Very odd to start the interview with quite an extensive analysis of how Timothee is handling fame. Armie speaks from an outside observer pov, so I don’t think he is part of Timothee’s inner circle (sorry Charmie!). They are friendly acquaintances. Simple. Agree with R408

Something must have happened with his kids on the islands, I think. Something darkish.

I wish he didn’t go into the political discussion. He just shows his ass every time he does.

His therapist needs a new job if Armie is what passes for more healthy.

by Anonymousreply 414Yesterday at 11:39 AM

I was surprised that his therapist was female given his mommy issues and primal hunter orientation. Maybe he has to be the dominant male in the room at all times.

Judging by his recent behaviour he doesn't seem to think there is anything odd with his attitudes to women. Maybe he just whines about his career disappointments and how unfair life has been to him. Like Armie/Buddha said expectation is source of suffering.

by Anonymousreply 415Yesterday at 1:00 PM

GQ UK are obsessed with Timothee so it’s no wonder that they spent 5 minutes talking about him. They probably wanted to book him for the cover and event but GQ US got to him first so they settled for Armie.

If he’s trying to better himself, why is he partying up. The video of him drunk posted by the wannabe IG celebrity from El Salvador is very telling of the state he’s in....that video was taken after this interview.

Something dark must have happened on the island for him to pause like that in the interview. Maybe shit got too wild and he coked it up and had a huge bender, putting the kids in danger.

It’s strange he brings up his kids and being a better father, when he eventually has them for a weekend is he going to introduce them to a new hoe every week and leave them locked in the desert motel room whilst he’s partying it up. If he’s that serious about seeing his kids again he needs to cut all that shit out and let go of all the partying asap

by Anonymousreply 416Yesterday at 2:33 PM

R416 He didn't put a time-frame on being a better father though you notice.

He needs to be a 'better me' first - which is convenient...

by Anonymousreply 417Yesterday at 3:35 PM

Oh, come on R415:

[quote] Judging by his recent behaviour he doesn't seem to think there is anything odd with his attitudes to women

His 'attitude to women' is that of the average American male or have you forgotten who is in the White House — Mr-grab-women-by-the-pussy, voted in by millions of women, which tells you how low the bar has been set. So Armie's behaviour towards women doesn't seem particularly execrable.

by Anonymousreply 418Yesterday at 4:11 PM

R416,

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by Anonymousreply 419Yesterday at 4:21 PM

[quote]Something must have happened with his kids on the islands, I think. Something darkish.

I keep saying there's got to be more to the situation with the kids and his family's apparent backing of Liz over him than we know. Maybe they saw some raw ugly stuff they shouldn't have, or were endangered in some way. There's a power play involved, but there's something else going on under the surface too. Michael Hammer is a hardass, and I can picture him telling Armie to get his shit together or get out after some incident.

by Anonymousreply 420Yesterday at 5:04 PM

There is so much more to all of this than what he puts out in GQ and social media, but all we can do is guess at the real story. Maybe that's why we keep following the clues, waiting for it all to finally make sense.

by Anonymousreply 421Yesterday at 5:11 PM

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by Anonymousreply 422Yesterday at 5:20 PM

It's incredible how unpopular/disliked/hated he is in social media spaces, he gives plenty of reasons ofc. He's lucky he can at least still book a cash grab role in a Jen Lopez movie. It's clear Liz at least partly managed to clean up his image in the past, but now as a single man his image is a disaster. I'm looking forward to the next scandal.

by Anonymousreply 42319 hours ago

R423 I'm sure his mental stan will be ready with the Trump made him do it defence.

We might get lucky. Another one of his girlfriends might stab him during sex and put us all out of misery.

All very normal behaviour for an American male I'm sure. Happens all the time.

by Anonymousreply 42418 hours ago

Hunter Harris of Vulture going after Armie on Twitter for stuff he said in the GQ Heroes interview. She's always been a CMBYN megastan and used to thirst mightily but has turned on him recently without explanation. Wonder if she has any inside info.

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by Anonymousreply 42516 hours ago

R425 Oh really?Hmmmm

by Anonymousreply 42612 hours ago

Sorry DL/Twitter, he got another role.

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by Anonymousreply 42712 hours ago

R427 Filming in Eastern Europe...

Armie will be able to visit one of those 'hostel' places

Maybe that's why he has so many weird tattoos - separate the hunters from the prey.

by Anonymousreply 42812 hours ago

One thing I'll say for him is he's doing a much better job at working with directors that aren't straight white men than almost anyone else in Hollywood.

by Anonymousreply 42912 hours ago

Will he finally meet up with Dom Kitty?

by Anonymousreply 43012 hours ago

R430 Now that would be a RAGE fuck for the ages.

by Anonymousreply 43112 hours ago

Mads is great but the movie sounds basic.

At least he'll get paid.

by Anonymousreply 43212 hours ago

R432 I love Mads.

He is so effortlessly stylish and graceful.

Plus killer Scandinavian cheek bones!

by Anonymousreply 43312 hours ago

What does "which HanWay Films will launch sales on at the AFM"?

by Anonymousreply 43412 hours ago

It means the distribution company of the movie (HanWay Films) will try to sell it to studios at the American Film Market in November.

by Anonymousreply 43512 hours ago

R435 LMAO

by Anonymousreply 43612 hours ago

R436 It's pretty standard procedure.

by Anonymousreply 43712 hours ago

Yes, Armie, spend as much time as possible away from the kids. Fuck 'em.

by Anonymousreply 43812 hours ago

R437 standard when the product is shit. lol

by Anonymousreply 43911 hours ago

R439 Yeah, you clearly know a lot about it which is why you had to ask what it meant.

by Anonymousreply 44011 hours ago

R427 that's right, losers

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by Anonymousreply 44111 hours ago

You just know he was like 5th choice for this role.

by Anonymousreply 44211 hours ago

So is he officially C List now?

I need to know before I write some more blinds for Enty

by Anonymousreply 44311 hours ago

He'll be able to pay for a nice Christmas for Liz and the kids in the Caymans.

by Anonymousreply 44410 hours ago

R442 None of his projects will get made.

by Anonymousreply 44510 hours ago

Do people really think Armie's the one paying the bills for Liz and the kids to stay in the Caymans? If he were, he'd be able to force her home by cutting her off. Dru was sending her some money (remember her Venmo account?) but Michael Hammer is probably covering the bulk of their expenses.

by Anonymousreply 44610 hours ago

I imagine he asks to be paid upfront and not as a % of earnings. He needs the money and his movies are not moneymakers.

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