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It's 2020 - in the middle of a pandemic

- and people are still doing this crap.

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by Anonymousreply 33August 11, 2020 2:49 PM

"Forget about the last five months, guys."

by Anonymousreply 1August 9, 2020 11:45 PM

I hope they get kicked out violently.

by Anonymousreply 2August 9, 2020 11:45 PM

I hope they get nailed to a tree to test the story.

by Anonymousreply 3August 9, 2020 11:46 PM

It’s to trick them into signing over their land! A trick as hold as the hills.

by Anonymousreply 4August 9, 2020 11:50 PM

Fucking hate missionaries. If you want to do service do service and shut the fuck up otherwise.

by Anonymousreply 5August 9, 2020 11:57 PM

God what cunts these people are. Missionaries should be boiled in a big community stewpot, like in the cartoons.

by Anonymousreply 6August 9, 2020 11:58 PM

I hope their cannibals.

by Anonymousreply 7August 9, 2020 11:58 PM

You hope their cannibals what, r7?

by Anonymousreply 8August 10, 2020 12:00 AM

I hope they give them their AIDS!

by Anonymousreply 9August 10, 2020 12:00 AM

They’re about to go into this culture and teach them the joys of capitalism & homophobia. Are they preaching the prosperity gospel?

Christianity is fucking disgusting with their hypocrisies.

by Anonymousreply 10August 10, 2020 12:02 AM

I don't envy these idiots having to explain their jacked up religion. "He's god, but he's the son too. And a ghost. He's also a ghost. And he made you a horrible sinner. But he killed himself to make it better HEY STOP TOUCHING YOURSELF!!!"

by Anonymousreply 11August 10, 2020 12:03 AM

Kind of makes me think of this scene from Airplane!

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by Anonymousreply 12August 10, 2020 12:05 AM

I hope they get eaten.

by Anonymousreply 13August 10, 2020 12:05 AM

That psycho, who looks like a Meth’y Bear Bottom with a horrendous facial birthmark, believes that if someone never gets the opportunity to hear the “gospel” they go to hell. Christianity is mental illness excused.

Also, say his name! Brooks Buser, President of Radius International. For Google Alerts purposes.

by Anonymousreply 14August 10, 2020 12:06 AM

[quote]You hope their cannibals what, [R7]?

Are fine and young.

by Anonymousreply 15August 10, 2020 12:06 AM

Ha ha [15] !

by Anonymousreply 16August 10, 2020 12:14 AM

RIP Amdu people. Maybe the plane will go down before.

by Anonymousreply 17August 10, 2020 1:02 AM

Disgusting idiots.

I hope they are given the same welcome as that missionary who tried to go to the restricted island.

Why isn't the government preventing these idiots from contaminating them.

by Anonymousreply 18August 10, 2020 1:12 AM

[quote]Thank you for the prayers for Amdu people and team. By God’s grace, there are now members of that people group who are reconciled to God, who no longer have their sins counted against them.

Disgusting

by Anonymousreply 19August 10, 2020 1:14 AM

"People group"??

by Anonymousreply 20August 10, 2020 1:28 AM

Evangelicals must proselytize. Like all cults.

by Anonymousreply 21August 10, 2020 1:30 AM

This post reminds me of this asshole, and it didn't end well for him. His body wasn't even recovered.

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by Anonymousreply 22August 10, 2020 1:46 AM

The arrogance and narcissism is astonishing, but also predictable given how Fundies typically operate. I hope the missionaries’ heads are found on pikes in the jungle.

by Anonymousreply 23August 10, 2020 2:03 AM

I are them around the parks here in Romania...Mormon and Evangelical assholes. The city has progressed to having gay friendly locales and Pride parades and here come these morons to teach them about sin and drag them to the dark ages. The only hope is that it's a university town and the fashion forward locals make fun of them and say they look dressed for a funeral, they look like the Quaker Oats guy and to watch out reading that book cuz this is Eastern Europe and if you don't keep your eyes peeled for rude drivers you're liable to get run over on the sidewalk.

by Anonymousreply 24August 10, 2020 2:19 AM

People love to hate on the Jews for some reason, but you would never see them doing this kind of shit.

by Anonymousreply 25August 10, 2020 2:26 AM

Well, I think the "private club" aspect of Judaism might contribute to antisemitism? Agreed that not proselytizing should be a plus....

by Anonymousreply 26August 10, 2020 2:36 AM

From [italic]Pilgrim at Tinker Creek[/italic], Annie Dillard:

[quote]I read about an Eskimo hunter who asked the local missionary priest, 'If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell?' 'No,' said the priest, 'not if you did not know.' 'Then why,' asked the Eskimo earnestly, 'did you tell me?'

by Anonymousreply 27August 10, 2020 3:54 AM

Love that, R27.

by Anonymousreply 28August 10, 2020 5:08 AM

And the last words they hear are the natives shouting: “Dinner’s ready!”

by Anonymousreply 29August 10, 2020 5:22 AM

There’s nothing like a nice barbecued missionary.

by Anonymousreply 30August 10, 2020 5:28 AM

Mission aria are insane.

by Anonymousreply 31August 10, 2020 9:44 AM

The natives should just go full Cannibal Holocaust on them.

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by Anonymousreply 32August 11, 2020 1:09 PM

Don't forget to bring some Covid, asshole missioniries.

by Anonymousreply 33August 11, 2020 2:49 PM
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