Whit Johnson: New GMA Anchor

Looks like someone just told him his Jaguar needs servicing.

He looks like he follows the Patrick Bateman skin care routine

He looks like that douchebag pos Josh Hawley...the Senator from Missouri

Mister, you’re scaring me!

He’s trying to off Dan Harris ...

What kind of fucking name is "Whit"?

He used to be an anchor for the local NBC affiliate here in Los Angeles. I always thought he looked like a creepy wax sculpture.

Give me former CBS LA half-Persian hottie Rob Schmitt any day

Wasn't he a singer on Hee Haw?

shit i would blow her..

the only Whit I know is Whit Thomas-Harris

Where are the photos of his nips?

R5 is not kidding. He’s been going after Dan in a really passive-aggressive way on-air, trying to make Dan seem like a loser. You can just tell this guy is a sociopathic social/corporate climber. He’s deemed Sweet Dan as a weak link and is trying to get him cut. Hopefully someone at ABC gets rid of Whit, because he’s trouble, mark my words if he stays he will cause issues.

Even our Dashing David knows when a fox is in the henhouse. Robin and Michael are onto him too.

Careful, Dan! Mizz Thang is ruthless.

Mmmm. I need him in me quite deeply.

What is "Whit" short for? Whitman? Whitaker?

It's short for "Whitney"

The wife is a bobble head.

I don't understand OP's intense hatred of him (which seems unhinged) but here he is doing some sort of TikTok jumprope

Breaking! His wife is Asian... Dataloungers feel free to speculate about his sexuality now.

R20 also, he’s a dead ringer for his mother. Dataloungers know what that means...

r20 / r21 sorry, but he seems straight, plus he has multiple children.

Don’t get the hate on this one. Better than gapped tooth Michael

R22 Frau

R23 has a Grindr that says “No Blks. No Azns.”

I was married to Whit McColl!

She has a barbed wire bicep tattoo!

Get her!

r24 let me guess, you're the troll that calls everyone a racist when they don't agree with your comments.

Breaking: OP is a troll. F&F and delete.

Look at me!!! Look at me!!!!

R26 well that seals the deal.

-Asian Wife.

-Meterosexual.

-Barb Wire Bicep Tat.

-Mommy’s Mini Me.

Gurls, we have a new member to the homosexual community.

r30 is OP and has posted half the things in this thread. Why do you want him to be gay so badly?

R27 / R28 is unhinged. FF her.

R31 why are you here? Get a life, rather than patrolling my loser threads.

I don’t know who’s more pathetic, me for starting this thread or you for being its hall monitor.

"Chocolate chip, oatmeal raisin, or macadamia/white chocolate chunk?"

[quote]What kind of fucking name is "Whit"?

Really, really, really white.

That guy @R7 is gorgeous.

R34 White Chocolate Macadamia! Yassss!!!

Whit Johnson may not know it, but he is "unwittingly" venturing into the very precipitously ominous Meghan Markle territory on DL.

You in danger, girl.

Breaking News! He, too, likes to be fisted in motel rooms with meth rocks shoved up his keister!

He looks like a Macy's model

He may or may not be an insatiable bottom.

Somewhere Over The Rainbow

Scroll the Instagram. No nip. She puts her hand on her hip a lot in poses for pictures.

Meaty calves

[quote]He looks like a Macy's model

What does a Macy's model look like?

R7 looks nice

Too pretty.

very messy bms

R44 attractive in a basic bitch All-American way with a rat fink face but not exotic or gorgeous enough to do high fashion runway or print or even Tommy Hilfiger or Ralph Lauren.

I found nip. It’s pretty good.

R12, Ive been contemplating sending a message to our sweet, adorkable, yet quick-witted Dan ... I feel like Rob Marciano knows the truth about Whit as well ... maybe a message through him?

... and, furthermore, Im not loving that bitchy Eva Pilgrim

Adjusting my tin hat - through my tears - as I type ... and ponder Dan’s daily office politics battles

R49 we’ll give him an 8 on nips, but a 6 on tits.

He reminds me of actor Ryan Farrell who is usually cast as stuffy Ken Doll types.

What R48 said. Bless you for putting it perfectly.

his wife looks like a man, maybe she pegs him

Do you think our David has had him? IFHH and ILHFMH

I knew Whit and his wife (another L.A broadcaster) through work. DL is going to DL but they're both extremely nice people. And if anyone is from the Bay Area they would know of Whit's stepfather, Dr. Dean Edell who worked for KGO.

Hi Sam Champion R56

R56 has no Sociopath-dar. Sorry, Honey... just because he was cordial at a few networking events doesn’t suffice. We fortunately can sniff out a Machiavellian Queen real quick.

I'm visiting my Dad and forced to watch GMA. Whit seems fine. Gio, on the other hand, is still OTT animated and really needs to have those veneers filed down.

That tattoo is just sad

Did he get it in 1997 or something?

R60 almost as sad as that tummy suck. Nice work R60 digging deep on Instagram.

oh my, green pants. definitely not straight.

Nah, r62. That's just a preppy thing.

R63 is Aaron Schock c. 2008

r19 doesn't seem to know the difference between Instagram and Tik Tok. Could be important in the next 45 days.

He fills in for David Muir when Tom is on vacay. Whit might be the heir to the WNT throne.

[quote]Whit might be the heir to the WNT throne.

Now THAT wig-snatching match would be fun to watch.

R66 god I hope not. He’s so smarmy, he’s much more midday small market local news than prime time national. Ratings will drop if he gets that gig. Plus, it would confirm a few things because everyone knows you have to suck a mean cock and throw a hot bottom fuck for that gig.

I didn’t boink Peter Jennings to be unseated by some low-class Sears catalogue reject with a tribal tat!

No idea about his personality, but what beautiful cock sucking lips, I'd love to jizz all over his face

Why do his kids look Asian?

Remember when David filled in for everyone back in day, when they all took too many vacation days. It was his climb to the top. Now, DTM only works 3 days a week.

Whit vs David

Who wins?

Gio.

David should keep his eye on that one.

We won’t be watching a Stinkfish Sycophant Fraud for our nightly news. We’re quite infatuated with Mr. Muir.

Some fucking breeder.

News anchors seem to be Realtor-adjacent. No morals and preening sociopaths.

May he never have a soft butch sous chef in his future.

Colin Jost 2.0

La Muir did not take Diane Sawyer down just to be replaced by a "WHIT"

r71, see r20.

his wife doesn't look 100% asian...so many he's not 100% gay

Shouldn't we change his name to WHET, R79 ?

Thanks R80. I didn't realize the wife was Asian which leads me to wonder if she had some kind of surgery to Americanize her features, because the kids look more Asian than she does.

There's a director named Whit Stillman. He made some good indie films, so there.

R20 r38

Not this shit again!

No Vacancy

Don't forget me!

The hair in OP’s pic is unsettling.

It’s both parted on the side and in the middle.

A straight white man getting a big job??? What the f??

Damn the other poster was right. This Schmitt guy is hotter. Woof!

Judging by his Instagram, that Schmitt idiot doesn’t seem to be taking the pandemic seriously.

Boner killer.

Just read the news - we don't need to know about the results of your cock-drips, an alarming number of which are named "Gracie" and "Sophie" .

Dog adopter.

damn his wife looks older than him, someone get her a boniva!

dats him in pic of poster #40?????? daym

He found a lost uncle.

The dude's name is "Whitney." Do you people not like to Google? =P

Not gonna lie, saw the OP's pic and immediately thought Whit was gay.

I think he's dreamy.

I saw him at the mall here in LA a year or 2 ago. He is very very handsome.

R90 that post is from 2018

ISHC

What does The International Society of Hospitality Consultants have to do with this R99?

Let's just say I wish it were Whit doing the naked yoga video today, r100.

Frau thirst trap!

Who’s the bottom?

To me he seems like a very generic looking guy. He comes across very stiff with very reserved. I like Dan Harris much better. He's so much more genuine and willing to show his faults with his self-deprecating sense of humor.

I find TJ Holmes to be MUCH more repulsive than Whit.

Dude is hot AF!

And when he smiles on air, my underbits explode.

Disney Prince teas...

R105, I kinda think TJ would be a hot nasty fuck ... Whit seems more bland

You know who I really hate? That David Muir anchor guy.

The way he sits REALLY bothers me (his right arm and hand ... wtf? Is it a Bob Dole kind of thing?)

This morning is the first time that Whit looks fuckable to me. He looks like a poundable bottom ...

That Cheshire cat grin....just no.

He reminds me of the good looking girls at school who treat people like shit just because they're good looking

That genealogy story at r95 is very interesting, Sounds like Whit's granny was a whore, darlin'.

I like him, personable, witty and nice addition to GMA

R113 is fooled by ruthless social climbers

Never, ever trust a charming person

I’ve have been and will continue to be in proximity to WJ. Although not this weekend.

What would you like to know?

R116. What is Whits relationship with his two co-anchors

... and Rob Marciano the weather guy

Miss Whit was hosting ABC WORLD NEWS over the weekend, she’s coming for Miss Muir!

Oh DTM, has he reached peak?

Whit & Thomas Llamas coming for that chair!

He used to host a morning news show in Los Angeles. He is super hot. I saw him once, up close, at the Westfield/Topanga Village outdoor mall (with his wife & kids) and he is just as hot, if not more, in person.

He's filled in for Muir a few times, but more recently Thomas Llamas, also a hottie (except the teeth), has filled in more consistently.

Here is Whit moving his hot body

Tom’s leaving because David Muir won’t retire.

Is Whit getting the chair on weekends?

He's a great guy. I knew him when he was in LA through my work. I wanted to get gay vibes from him so badly, but alas, I never did. He's incredibly nice, very down-to-earth, and seems to be a great father. He's a little waxy in person, but still beautiful with a great head of hair. 8.5/10.

I had a husband named Whit!

he wasn't my favorite, but I kept his last name for a while after he died!

I don't care what Whit's witless widow thinks!

He’s fine as fuck. I’d let him fuck me twelve ways from Sunday.

Will Whit or Lynsey get the chair?

So who’s getting Tomas’s chair?

R108 David Muir Trump interview was nonsense, I now just watch Norah O Donnell. Also he needs to come out of the closet

1. I want to know what really happened between GAYle King and Norah O'Donnell. She really chased Nora off of The Early Show. 2. I hate that Vlad guy on The Early Show. 3. I don't find Whit dancing with his crotch fruit sexy, R122. Please submit another example.

R130

Seriously, its just weird at David’s age that he hasn’t come out yet. We all know he is gay and has a boyfriend. He’s not 25 anymore—he is pushing 50!

He's like a straight version of John Barrowman — waxen, bland and obnoxious.

I like Whit just fine but DTM is my anchor husband.

DTM was willing to give up his whole life and stay in the closet to be anchor.

He ain’t leaving anytime soon for the new generation—they are going to have to drag him out of that chair!

Tom is out, Whit is in on Saturday nights.

Watch your back, DTM. Whit is coming for that weekday chair!

I would let Whit sit on my face all day long.

Whit is married with a nice family and talks about his personal life. David is a closeted news reader who posts pics of his dog for the ladies.

Me thinks David should be watching his back...

I think he's great, OP.

I don't understand why you dislike him so.

Where is Tom going? I firmly believe the man can throw a mean fuck.

Whit’s Saturday Night Debut.

Good Luck, Gorgeous.