Simon to undergo surgery after falling off an electric bicycle and breaking his back on Saturday.
Is Simon a homosexual?
by Anonymous | reply 1 | August 9, 2020 12:17 PM |
bitch will be back for AGT if she has to ride in on a mobility scooter
by Anonymous | reply 2 | August 9, 2020 12:18 PM |
how fast does one have to go to fall and break their back?
by Anonymous | reply 3 | August 9, 2020 12:18 PM |
Will they give him a new plastic spine to go with his plastic teefs?
by Anonymous | reply 4 | August 9, 2020 12:20 PM |
Is she 'delicate'?
by Anonymous | reply 5 | August 9, 2020 12:23 PM |
That boy sure falls down a lot. Anyone else remember the staircase incident of 2017?
by Anonymous | reply 6 | August 9, 2020 12:34 PM |
He is so fugly as well as a colossal prick. Who cares.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | August 9, 2020 12:39 PM |
It's completely normal for his back to break; after all, it has had to support the weight of his abnormally over-sized ego for the last 60 years.
With a bit of luck, this means that we won't have to endure the torment of his obnoxious presence in every "talent" show for the next 6 months or so... Well, here's the proof that we all needed: there is a God.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | August 9, 2020 12:44 PM |
Good way to get out of a deadbeat show. Low ratings.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | August 9, 2020 12:48 PM |
Ride a non-electric bike, you lazy cunt.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | August 9, 2020 1:00 PM |
He’s aging quite gracefully!
by Anonymous | reply 11 | August 9, 2020 1:00 PM |
He's too drunk to be on ANY bike, even an electric one.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | August 9, 2020 1:01 PM |
Some have whispered that she has a problem with Miss Boozette
by Anonymous | reply 13 | August 9, 2020 1:06 PM |
Eek !
😁 Those teeth ........ Is he going for the Cheshire Cat look ?
by Anonymous | reply 14 | August 9, 2020 1:08 PM |
If he's going electric, he should be riding a Little Rascal.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | August 9, 2020 1:10 PM |
r12 and r13 nailed it. Thread closed.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | August 9, 2020 1:14 PM |
If Miss Cowell has a back injury, perhaps she should refrain from throwing her legs up in the air for anyone with a quarter in their pocket.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | August 9, 2020 1:18 PM |
He's not ugly. I've been told I look like him. So there.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | August 9, 2020 1:18 PM |
My condolences, R18.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | August 9, 2020 1:22 PM |
R18 Are you flush in the face from too much booze, too?
by Anonymous | reply 20 | August 9, 2020 1:28 PM |
Comedy Central should do a Simon Cowell roast, and all the American Idol contestants he told were too fat and not pretty enough to be singers should get an opportunity to talk about that face.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | August 9, 2020 1:29 PM |
I thought Cowell was unattractive before his weight loss, after the weight loss, the plastic surgery, and the veneers that look like costume prosthetics I find him disturbingly unattractive. I know, that sounds shallow & harsh, but all that along with his long fingernails, tight t-shirts, boot cut jean's & high heels provides an unsettling aesthetic.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | August 9, 2020 1:31 PM |
OP I have to say that's not a very flattering photo of him (us).
by Anonymous | reply 23 | August 9, 2020 1:38 PM |
He looks like they took the face off the long-deceased Dirk Bogarde and stretched it out over Bruce Forsyth's skull.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | August 9, 2020 1:41 PM |
I can barely discern him from Jude Law circa 1998! Who is his doctor?!
by Anonymous | reply 26 | August 9, 2020 1:43 PM |
I hope he hasn't damaged his spinal cord, I wouldn't wish paralysis on my worst enemy.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | August 9, 2020 1:43 PM |
[quote] That boy sure falls down a lot. Anyone else remember the staircase incident of 2017?
He didn’t fall down the stairs any more than he just fell off his bike. It’s just an excuse to send him to hospital for more plastic surgery, then explain away why his face comes out looking so fucked up.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | August 9, 2020 1:46 PM |
R29 Also an excuse to keep in his back pocket down the road. “I injured my back falling off a bike and the doctor gave me painkillers...”
by Anonymous | reply 30 | August 9, 2020 1:56 PM |
He keeps falling to get pain meds.
And he NEVER shares!
by Anonymous | reply 31 | August 9, 2020 2:12 PM |
But Paula did share her pain meds! That’s how she convinced Simon to cast her.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | August 9, 2020 2:15 PM |
[quote]Is Simon a homosexual?
He's as gay as I am
by Anonymous | reply 33 | August 9, 2020 2:31 PM |
R29 Carrie Underwood's excuse was so odd because you would think she would realize that if your face is slashed open, there would be a wound and scars. Yet pictures of her shortly after her 'accident' show neither.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | August 9, 2020 3:40 PM |
His days are numbered. Time to add him to the DL death pool.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | August 9, 2020 3:58 PM |
Did he get his moobs remooooved? Or is he still lactating?
by Anonymous | reply 36 | August 9, 2020 4:05 PM |
Biden rides a bike. This tool can't stay on one?
by Anonymous | reply 37 | August 9, 2020 4:08 PM |
R36 You can’t see the boobs anymore because you can’t look away from those teeth and eyes.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | August 9, 2020 4:08 PM |
Happens to many frail and elderly people. Best wishes
by Anonymous | reply 39 | August 9, 2020 4:14 PM |
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by Anonymous | reply 40 | August 9, 2020 4:15 PM |
Veneers look so strange to me.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | August 9, 2020 4:15 PM |
He looks sickly.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | August 9, 2020 4:18 PM |
He's way too old to be wearing that tight tshirt in public.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | August 9, 2020 4:21 PM |
Maybe he broke his back because he has manorexia
by Anonymous | reply 44 | August 9, 2020 4:26 PM |
I hope he didn't chip a tooth.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | August 9, 2020 4:35 PM |
His veneers look like wax teeth.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | August 9, 2020 4:38 PM |
People here jeer at Brits not utillizing US-style cosmetic dentistry, yet when a Brit does, you still bitch.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | August 9, 2020 4:58 PM |
r40
He looks like JM J Bullock. Which means "AIDS"
by Anonymous | reply 48 | August 9, 2020 5:06 PM |
My friend in the UK worked with him and swears he is a poof.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | August 9, 2020 5:42 PM |
.....falling off electric bisexual.
Fixed it for OP.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | August 9, 2020 6:00 PM |
It's because they look fake, R47. Americans with the same shitty oversized veneers get made fun of too.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | August 9, 2020 11:54 PM |
(R51) you're spending that kind of money you would think they would look better. Then a pair of novelty magic show teeth.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | August 10, 2020 12:04 AM |
He’s an asshole, a has been (from a barely I am), and as shallow as they come. I’m surprised he still gets reported on.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | August 10, 2020 2:17 AM |
[quote] He recently lost 60 lbs too
That weight loss makes his chin look gigantic
by Anonymous | reply 55 | August 10, 2020 2:33 AM |
I don't care how much weight he loses or what kind of new beaver teeth he gets. He's a asshole. He's getting his karma.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | August 10, 2020 2:46 AM |
He’s a good asshole for television.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | August 10, 2020 2:52 AM |
It said they had to insert a steel rod in her back.
She must be really fucked-up!
by Anonymous | reply 58 | August 10, 2020 3:29 PM |
OP's thread opener is simply brilliant.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | August 10, 2020 3:30 PM |
All they had to do is pull the steel rod he's had shoved up his ass all these years and place it a little higher and aft.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | August 10, 2020 3:31 PM |
Hopefully it popped those eyes back out.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | August 10, 2020 3:33 PM |
Old guys should be more careful.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | August 10, 2020 3:53 PM |
When did he break his face? He looks terrible. What quack plastic surgeon is responsible for that?
by Anonymous | reply 63 | August 10, 2020 7:07 PM |
His plastic surgery fell and then he did. Rough.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | August 10, 2020 9:53 PM |
Those chompers are heinous
by Anonymous | reply 65 | August 10, 2020 10:25 PM |