May I come in?
[knock knock] Candygram
by Anonymous | reply 23 | August 10, 2020 6:28 PM |
Landshark
by Anonymous | reply 1 | August 8, 2020 5:28 AM |
No landshark! No landshark! You’re the landshark!
Candygram.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | August 8, 2020 6:33 AM |
I don't need a plumber. You're that clever shark, aren't you?
by Anonymous | reply 3 | August 8, 2020 10:13 AM |
Candygram, my foot! You get out of here before I call the police! You're the shark, and you know it!
by Anonymous | reply 4 | August 8, 2020 10:14 AM |
Wait. I-I'm only a dolphin, ma'am.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | August 8, 2020 10:15 AM |
Candygram.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | August 8, 2020 11:26 AM |
Flowers.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | August 8, 2020 11:31 AM |
Mrs. [mumble] [mumble]?
by Anonymous | reply 8 | August 8, 2020 11:34 AM |
I-I'm only a dolphin, ma'am.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | August 8, 2020 11:45 AM |
I love you all.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | August 8, 2020 3:40 PM |
I love you too.
Now, may I come in?
by Anonymous | reply 12 | August 9, 2020 5:01 AM |
Booze delivery.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | August 9, 2020 4:23 PM |
I’m a man whore. Do I have the right address?
by Anonymous | reply 14 | August 9, 2020 4:24 PM |
You're that clever shark, aren't you?
by Anonymous | reply 15 | August 9, 2020 4:46 PM |
*opens door, JAWS theme plays, screams as eaten*
by Anonymous | reply 16 | August 9, 2020 4:52 PM |
It’s Richard Madden and Froylan Gutierrez. May we hang out with you? Netflix and chill? We brought weed.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | August 9, 2020 5:55 PM |
Dillweed for the macaroni salad?
by Anonymous | reply 18 | August 9, 2020 6:35 PM |
If you like. But it should be refrigerated as soon as possible. It sure is hot out here. Hope it doesn’t wilt.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | August 9, 2020 6:42 PM |
Froy—put your shirt back on. This is a classy home.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | August 9, 2020 6:43 PM |
[knock] [knock]. Census.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | August 9, 2020 7:36 PM |
[knock knock] Covid vaccine.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | August 9, 2020 9:08 PM |
Free stuff.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | August 10, 2020 6:28 PM |