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[knock knock] Candygram

May I come in?

by Anonymousreply 23August 10, 2020 6:28 PM

Landshark

by Anonymousreply 1August 8, 2020 5:28 AM

No landshark! No landshark! You’re the landshark!

Candygram.

by Anonymousreply 2August 8, 2020 6:33 AM

I don't need a plumber. You're that clever shark, aren't you?

by Anonymousreply 3August 8, 2020 10:13 AM

Candygram, my foot! You get out of here before I call the police! You're the shark, and you know it!

by Anonymousreply 4August 8, 2020 10:14 AM

Wait. I-I'm only a dolphin, ma'am.

by Anonymousreply 5August 8, 2020 10:15 AM

Candygram.

by Anonymousreply 6August 8, 2020 11:26 AM

Flowers.

by Anonymousreply 7August 8, 2020 11:31 AM

Mrs. [mumble] [mumble]?

by Anonymousreply 8August 8, 2020 11:34 AM

I-I'm only a dolphin, ma'am.

by Anonymousreply 9August 8, 2020 11:45 AM

Chevy Chase's best role.

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 10August 8, 2020 11:46 AM

I love you all.

by Anonymousreply 11August 8, 2020 3:40 PM

I love you too.

Now, may I come in?

by Anonymousreply 12August 9, 2020 5:01 AM

Booze delivery.

by Anonymousreply 13August 9, 2020 4:23 PM

I’m a man whore. Do I have the right address?

by Anonymousreply 14August 9, 2020 4:24 PM

You're that clever shark, aren't you?

by Anonymousreply 15August 9, 2020 4:46 PM

*opens door, JAWS theme plays, screams as eaten*

by Anonymousreply 16August 9, 2020 4:52 PM

It’s Richard Madden and Froylan Gutierrez. May we hang out with you? Netflix and chill? We brought weed.

by Anonymousreply 17August 9, 2020 5:55 PM

Dillweed for the macaroni salad?

by Anonymousreply 18August 9, 2020 6:35 PM

If you like. But it should be refrigerated as soon as possible. It sure is hot out here. Hope it doesn’t wilt.

by Anonymousreply 19August 9, 2020 6:42 PM

Froy—put your shirt back on. This is a classy home.

by Anonymousreply 20August 9, 2020 6:43 PM

[knock] [knock]. Census.

by Anonymousreply 21August 9, 2020 7:36 PM

[knock knock] Covid vaccine.

by Anonymousreply 22August 9, 2020 9:08 PM

Free stuff.

by Anonymousreply 23August 10, 2020 6:28 PM
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