Weird Canadian Shit
Since we're sticking to a theme tonight...
I mostly just wanted to post this video of Canadian conservative politicians butchering French like it's what's for dinner tonight.
Forcing politicians to pretend to speak a language they obviously don't is a bizarre pastime. What does that accomplish?
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 22 | August 9, 2020 4:14 AM
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Guy in the green tie at 1:00 in the OP is straight up just speaking English.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | August 7, 2020 4:50 AM
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How many American politicians butcher Spanish?
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 3 | August 7, 2020 4:50 AM
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So which English speaking politician speaks the best french?
by Anonymous | reply 4 | August 7, 2020 4:53 AM
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Those Frenchies need to secede. They're the French tail wagging the Canadian dog.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | August 7, 2020 4:54 AM
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Canada's Covid stats would be much better without Quebec. Try distinguishing your society in more healthful ways.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | August 7, 2020 4:58 AM
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Oh yeah, there is Trudeau and his blackface habit.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 7 | August 7, 2020 5:01 AM
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There's a town in Ontario who convinced themselves in the 90s that a tornado had hit a drive-in movie during a showing of Twister- and had ripped through the screen right when the twister touches down in the movie!
It didn't actually happen, but the fact that the whole town somehow agreed that it did is both charming and strange as hell.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | August 7, 2020 5:08 AM
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I'm more embarrassing than a Prime Minister in blackface.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 9 | August 7, 2020 5:11 AM
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The only thing that stands out to me about Canada is the french fries, cheese and gravy. I just can't wrap my head around it. Fries w/ranch yes, fries w/gravy maybe, fries with cheese sure, and add bacon! But I can't imagine fries with cheese and gravy.
I understand though how some American food seems weird. PBJ sandwiches are weird, but so good to me.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | August 7, 2020 5:22 AM
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Canadians have Canadian Thanksgiving, celebrated almost two months apart from American Thanksgiving. Both holidays are made up.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 11 | August 7, 2020 5:32 AM
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Hmm, I guess Canada really is boring.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | August 7, 2020 7:07 AM
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They way they say “soorry” and “aboot”.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | August 7, 2020 7:22 AM
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Milk bags. Toronto has them.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 14 | August 7, 2020 7:27 AM
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I knew a Canadian family growing up (in the U.S.) who ate raw sliced tomato on the side of every meal I ever ate at their house.
That's weird. They were also of Eastern European extraction, so maybe it's a weird slavic thing. Idk.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | August 7, 2020 5:54 PM
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Gasoline by the liter.
Loonies and toonies.
Simultaneous Substitution (“simsub”)
by Anonymous | reply 17 | August 7, 2020 5:57 PM
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R18 I'd eat raw sliced tomatoes with every meal except their seasonal where I live.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | August 7, 2020 6:19 PM
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r17, yeah, I totally forgot about simsub. It only bothered me during NFL Super Bowl broadcasts. All the network, multimillion dollar commercials were replaced with local market advertising. At least that was the case in the Canadian podunk I was living in at the time. This was before you could watch all the Superbowl ads online, so it was annoying.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | August 7, 2020 7:56 PM
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R20 wow, that would definitely be weird.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | August 7, 2020 7:57 PM
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[quote] I knew a Canadian family growing up (in the U.S.) who ate raw sliced tomato on the side of every meal I ever ate at their house.
I think it’s a Maritimes thing. I can remember visiting grandparents in New Brunswick and that was common, also sliced cucumbers with a dash on vinegar on them.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | August 9, 2020 4:14 AM
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