Love After Lockup - Lacey Whitlow

Nice to see Ashley Tisdale getting work.

You’re among friends, OP. After getting hooked on this trainwreck, the channel was dropped from my cable line-up. Fortunately, it was recently restored. One of my favorite quotes was from Marcello, who, after going on a website to meet incarcerated lovelorns, & hooking-up with an inmate, looked into the camera & defended himself by saying, “You can’t help who you fall in love with.” I wanted to jump through the screen, shake him & tell him he didn’t have to go to a site to meet convicts!

Totally addicted to this show, though not loving the cast of the current season...so far. Nobody can beat last season’s Angela and Tony!

Angela: “Steak or a blowjob?”

Tony: “Uh...STEAK!”

I LOVE LOVE LOVE this show!!

I haven’t gotten much into this season, but I’m sad to see that Michael & his many women are not included.

Hey all, there will be a short 'catch up with past cast' update series in a few weeks. The new cast is consistently nutz! Some obvious grifters, some tragic believers, some kids who will be forgotten or run over in the rush toward forbidden love...It's always a shit show!

Scott gives me the heeby jeebies. There's something seriously off with him. I mean, everyone is off on this show, but he's out here masquerading as a normal person.

I’m waiting for one of them to be a trans.

Lacey is such a ho. Which convict did she end up with?

[quote] Scott gives me the heeby jeebies. There's something seriously off with him.

What’s going on with his upper lip?

I like what one mamma told her daughter who was involved with a convict getting out of jail: “He’s gonna be a BLESSING...or a LESSON!”

No, OP. I'm sure there's other low IQ viewers out there. Hang tight!!

I only watch shows with fuckable people. If the two in OP's pic set examples for everyone else featured on the show, I think I'll pass.

I didn’t even know it was back for a new season. Time to catch up.

Who's watching the new season? So far I love Tyrice and with his "big ole ass" fetish and royal blue pimp suit. Crazy Destinie who apparently wants to fuck anything that moves - she reminds me of Pennsyltucky from Orange is the New Black.

How about how he left the tag on the sleeve of the blue suit!!!

Hahaha, so sad, Tyrise is a handsome, educated, employed older guy who should know better. He is one of 10 or so men his Jailbird Love has/had on the string. He's an all day sucker. I missed the sleeve tag, dang it.

Jessica and Maurice couldn't find their way out of a room with a door. They need a short term place of their own in So Cal, till he can move to Vegas. Breaking parole to go there is a giant fuck up. Does she have a job? Everyone seems to bail on work once the jailbird is out.

Destinie is indeed a sexual dervish. She's going to ditch Shawn as soon as the money is gone, which should be next episode. His six kids are shopping for school clothes in thrift stores, meanwhile. What an asshole.

Scott is also being played by the 'very attractive young lady' who is also a meth head grifter. Tragic seeing the little girl get yo-yoed by the jailbird mom. Maybe Scott can marry the grandma and the three of them can live happily when jailbird inevitably goes back to prison.

Four, wait, five, times married John and Kristianna getting hitched behind a truck with some sage sure was authentic Native American culture....wtf? We may never see her again.

[quote] Scott is also being played by the 'very attractive young lady' who is also a meth head grifter. Tragic seeing the little girl get yo-yoed by the jailbird mom. Maybe Scott can marry the grandma and the three of them can live happily when jailbird inevitably goes back to prison.

💡 for my next movie!

Just in the middle of watching the latest offering from Masterpiece Theatre. I, too, missed the tag. I’ll have to go back to see that.

The latest episode introduced Dylan who is probably the best looking of the ex-cons the show has had on so far.

And Dylan actually seems rather smart. Great body.

Interesting that the Scott (lip rash guy) and Lindsey storyline was filmed partially after the COVID breakout in March. Lindsey arrives from prison to a deserted airport and has to go into a 14 day quarantine immediately.

Yeah, R20, they apparently took that storyline out of filming production so that we could at least see Lindsey before the mid-season hiatus. That relationship sure doesn’t seem too promising, does it?

Lindsey and especially Destinie are terrifying. The male ex-cons are pussycats compared to the women.

Lacey is basically a porn whore, using the Scentsy gig as a cover. She's a lousy excuse for a mother.

Hey kids, LAL is on a month's hiatus to catch us up on the past season's cast.

Angela never filed her marriage papers to Tony! Hahahahahahahaha he was SO PISSED.

Rats, I couldn't find a pic of A threatening T with a baseball bat!

Angela and Tony are my favorite couple.

She is a chain smoking Goddess.

Lots of smokers on this show. Great advertisement for not smoking.

Angela is Gwyneth Paltrow - if she had smoked 3 packs a day since the age of 14 and ate donuts for lunch and dinner every day.

I really don't know which way to go on Dylan. He seems level-headed. And homegirl is deff mentally ill. But, some of the stuff she has wrote about him manipulating her and gaslighting her has me ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. I could also see him being a psycho behind a perfect smile.

Whatever happened to American TV? I can't believe what I just read!!!!!

To be hooked on a TV show about ex-convicts hooking up!!!! Oh, humanity!!!!

I mean, it's just the ratchet version of 90 Day Fiance (as if that show werent ratchet enough)

Speaking of smokers, everyone said Sarah was Angela Deem Jr. Then this week she slipped up and lit a cig in her car at the therapist. Everyone knew she smoked, but she usually tries to hide it on camera

And the shit show continues....

What are the odds, R32, that Child Protective Services find themselves involved?!

no, my go to mess is "90 Day Fiancé" along with "Darcey and Stacey"

[quote] So far I love Tyrice and with his "big ole ass" fetish and royal blue pimp suit.

Apparently the royal blue pimp suit was too much for Shanda. After ghosting both Tyrese and production she finally agreed to an on camera interview in which she admitted the suit was a total turnoff and that she didn’t feel any chemistry with him 😅. She also phoned Tyrese on camera to officially break it off. He told her he didn’t want to remain motherfucking friends!

It looks like she is actually trying her best to get her life In order so I have to give her credit for not trying to milk the relationship further for the paycheck and notoriety. She also looked a million times better than when she was released from prison.

Loved how Shanda said the suit was a “dealbreaker”! And I feared that Desiree wouldn’t make it to court, risking her partner’s $50,000, but, albeit with just a few minutes to spare, she did.

Dylan comes across as the most decent, level headed and likable person in the show’s three seasons. Congrats to him for getting his life together and for getting away from batshit crazy Heather.

You should probably do some research on Dylan. Heather is bat shit crazy, but Dylan 100% was putting on a show for the cameras. There was some audio leaked of him beating her ass

New season, new batch of suckers.

If Lisa has to warn Stan that she looks different she must look waaaaaay different.

Clint’s goddess Tracie is dead to me.