My Husband Fed Some Poisoned Cheese To A Mouse

Are you Mrs. Jinx the Cat?

What is up with the epidemic of stupid posts on here lately? I enjoy a good troll or joke post but please make it funny/interesting. Shit like this OP reads like the special ed teacher got fed up and assigned her students to post ESTs on DL.

Only if you are Minnie Mouse.

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But you'll copy the post somewhere else and claim credit.

Why the fuck would I do that?

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'Cause yet jellus

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Rat poison for a mouse won't kill a 400-lb beached whale. Maybe he killed himself because of you, OP.

duh duh bah bah ha ha duh duh gaaaaah

For a moment, I thought I was reading a question on Yahoo Answers. Then I saw where I was. Shameful.

So basically, the OP killed his husband.

Got it.

Little Willie from the mirror licked the mercury off,

Thinking in his childish error it would cure whooping cough.

At the funeral Willie's mother smartly said to Mrs. Brown,

"'Twas a chilly day for William when the mercury went down."

Very clever post

[quote] 'Cause yet jellus

Christ, I can't believe this dopey OP came back for more. Why would anyone be "yet jellus" or, y'know, just jealous of your non-funny, non-clever post that did not even get any attention on DL, let alone go viral elsewhere?

[quote]Christ, I can't believe this dopey OP came back for more.

She stays here 24/7 365 days/y actually.

I think the wrong person ate the cheese.

Erna, will you be coming back from Spain now?

[quote] For a moment, I thought I was reading a question on Yahoo Answers

How is babby formed?

I told everyone when I made "the call" and at the funeral when my husband died that it was blood pressure that gave him a stroke.

It never occurred to me to use the "poisoned cheese accident" as my cover.

Smart, OP. I've been getting tired of my current husband's attitude, and he's loaded.

Thanks!

Shit like this OP reads like the special ed teacher got fed up and assigned her students to post ESTs on DL.

Well, school is online for a lot of kids...I guess it's not out of the realm of possibility

No one kills the Christmas Mouse.

No one.

R20, he’s dead, son. Accept it.

Too funny, the others are mad because they aren't clever. They ain't even cleaver as in Beaver Cleaver

This is very funny. The others are just mad, because when it comes to being clever they are not.

It's a shame there was enough poisoned cheese left for a mouse after he fed it to you, Heinrich.

I thought it was funny.

OP just how did the mouse get your husband to eat the poisoned cheese?

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George) We have mice, we need a cat

Gracie) I got something better, milk

George) Oh great, now I'll stumble over a saucer of milk at night

Gracie) No, I got milk that won't spill

George) What?

Gracie) It's called cheese

George) Cheese! That'll keep the mice away

Well, I would.

OP, I believe you meant to say My Husband TRIED To Feed Poisoned Cheese To A Mouse. Along with your shameful capitalization, if your husband had fed the cheese to the mouse the mouse would be unable to get him to eat it instead.

Anyway, what in hell kind of mouse is large or strong enough to force feed a grown human?

OP, you have LIED to us. You killed your husband. You have more to worry about than what to tell guests at his funeral. If you are a proper murder enthusiast at all, like one who watches the ID Channel all day long like my neighbor, you know that you will soon be caught and will get the gas chamber.

I hope you don't have kids because you have just made them orphans. Along with rotting in hell for eternity, your life sucks.