What is the best movie quote of all time?

Raspberries!

Carol Channing as Muzzy in "Thoroughly Modern Millie"

You’re gonna need a bigger boat.

"I still love the man I killed!" - Bette Davis as Leslie Crosbee in The Letter.

Rick: How can you close me up? On what grounds? Renault: I'm shocked, shocked to find that gambling is going on in here! [a croupier hands Renault a pile of money] Croupier: Your winnings, sir. Renault: Oh, thank you very much.

Yippie kai yay, mother fucker!

Are you talkin’ to me? Cause I’m the only one here.

“What family doesn’t have its ups and downs.”

“Lactose intoleraaaaance!!”

"I'll have what she's having"

“They’re....here....”

"We'll always have Paris."

"Well, nobody's perfect!”

"I'm still big. It's the pictures that got small."

‘I can handle the socks’.

“I think about you when I go to the bathroom.”

“Doris, we’re in.”

Naomi Finsicker from Fame.

"Don't fuck with me fellas, this ain't my first time at the rodeo"

I'll add to R1: "But in his case, we truly could have made it on green glass."

Words to live by.

Also Millie's: "Get a check book. Rich people will nickel and dime you to death."

What I think we have here is a failure to communicate.

Hannibal Lecter in Silence of the lambs:

You know what you look like to me, with your good bag and your cheap shoes? You look like a rube. A well scrubbed, hustling rube with a little taste. Good nutrition has given you some length of bone, but you're not more than one generation from poor white trash, are you, Agent Starling? And that accent you've tried so desperately to shed? Pure West Virginia. What's your father, dear? Is he a coal miner? Does he stink of the lamb? You know how quickly the boys found you... all those tedious sticky fumblings in the back seats of cars... while you could only dream of getting out... getting anywhere... getting all the way to the FBI.

What's in the box?

Brad Pitt's plaintive whine in Se7en.

Snap out of it!

I looked for it on YouTube but could not find it.

“Who do you have to fuck to get a drink around here?”

Emory in “The boys in the band”

“I have a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore.”

“I’m gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse.”

Austin Millbarge: We mock what we don't understand.

“I could’ve been a contender. I could’ve been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am—let's face it.”

"Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night."

They call me MR. Tibbs!

“You know what I feel like? I feel all the time like a cat on a hot tin roof!“

Don't you walk away from me, you chalk-faced whore!

“Nobody puts Baby in a corner!”

All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up!

She's my sister, she's my daughter, she's my sister...

“I have always depended on the kindness of strangers“

Blanche Dubois, A streetcar named desire

Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown.

“I’m funny how, I mean funny like I’m a clown? I amuse you?”

"Nobody gets moral unless they're trying to get something or get out of something"

Written by Paddy Chayefsky, spoken by James Garner in The Americanization of Emily (1964)

Ordinary fucking people. I hate 'em.

STELLA!

"What I am, Michael, is a 32-year old, ugly, pock-marked Jew fairy..."

Atta girl!

But ya are, Blanche...ya are in that chair!

We all go a little mad sometimes. Haven't you?

You ever seen a grown man naked

Heineken? Fuck that shit. Pabst Blue Ribbon!

Sissy: You were born and raised in this town too, miss!

Mona: “Yes, but I managed to rise above the attitudes of this town while you laid spread over a gravestone and took them inside you”

Cher and Sandy Dennis in “Come back to the five and dime Jimmy Dean, Jimmy Dean”

"I swear if you existed I'd divorce you."

"Martha, rubbing alcohol for you?"

According to the American Film Institute, these are the Top Ten Movie Quotations of All Time:

Thanks for playing, r49.

Thanks R49. Never heard of #5 Scatmania and don't think I want to pursue it...

That’s hilarious, r49. Shows you how fucked up online polls are.

Molly... you in danger, girl!

"Scatmania 8" was Erna's debut, after several decades on casting couches throughout the San Fernando Valley.

R53 Help, please. What was that quote from?

"I'm erect. Why aren't you erect?"

He tried to make love to me and I shot him.

"When Stephen doesn't like something I'm wearing, I take it off"

"Suck the shit out of my ass!!!!"

-- Citizen Ruth

Ghost R55.

I have to agree with OP - that one went into common modern English faster than a Yankee cannonball hurtling toward Atlanta.

Adding in here for honourary consideration:

"It's not personal: it's business."

I'll make him an offer he can't refuse.

There's no place like home (runner-up: We're not in Kansas anymore, Toto)

Made it, Ma! Top of the world!

You know how to whistle, don't you? You just put your lips together and blow.

Tomorrow is another day . . .

It ain't fittin', Ms. Scarlett. It ain't fittin; Ain't fittin'.

From Saratoga Trunk: Madame is very beautiful. Yes, isn’t it lucky?

Miss instead of Ms.

Will the lifeboats be seated according to class?

[quote]Ghost [R55].

I am not going to ghost R55. He did nothing wrong.

"Goodness had nothing to do with it."

“I’ll have what she’s having.”

K A H N. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

God, I hate shooting. Why does one have to do these things?

It's not the men in your life, it's the life in your men!

Here's looking at you, kid.

Buck would have never been in the hospital!

“But enough about me, let’s talk about you.

What do YOU think of me?”

Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap the Tapioca!

Why, I made more money than Calvin Coolidge! Put together!

“Guess I picked the wrong week to stop sniffin glue.”

What is it you cuntface?

I'm gonna show my boobies!

"I don't believe in religion, I believe in SCIENCE."

R80 Airplane!

No, Tony. You can't fuck the future. The future fucks you.

Wait, what? More fudge daddy isn’t just a DL joke? Wow.

"Leave the gun. Take the cannoli"

Clemenza-The Godfather

“That rug really tied the room together did it not?”

"Yeah,well, that's just, like, your opinion, man"

"That rug really tied the room together."

"I had a rough night and I hate the fucking Eagles, man."

"Shut the fuck up, Donny!"

R87 You beat me to it

[quote] "Suck the shit out of my ass!!!!" -- Citizen Ruth

I believe the full quote is "Suck the shit out of my asshole, motherfucker!"

We all go a little mad sometimes. Haven't you?

[italics]NOW[/italics] a warning?!

You aren't too bright. I like that in a man.

I'm walkin' here! (and slams the hood of a taxi)

No wire hangers, EVER!!!!!

“...Number 49!”

Grand Hotel (1932)

[quote]"This is the Voice of Doom calling. Your days are numbered, to the seventh son of the seventh son!"

The Philadelphia Story (1940)

"it must be weird...not having anyone cum on you"

"I used to eat dog food...doggie chow"

"It's a Versayce"

"You don't know shit!!!"

"You fuck em without fuckin' em! Everybody got AIDS and shit..."

"Different places!"

[italic]"I know it was you, Fredo. You broke my heart."[/italic]

" I WAS big. It was the pictures that got small!" Norma Desmond, Sunset Boulevard.

R20 what a cunt Lecter was

Does metal take a lot of urging, or does it just come naturally? -Tallulah Bankhead.

“You see, insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.”

R11's and Osgood's "Well, nobody's perfect" is the happiest, most life-affirming (and absurd) line of all."

You like that big cock, donchya?

"Fasten your seat belts. It's going to be a bumpy ride."

"I am Hugh."

"You are me?"

"No, I am Hugh."

[quote]"I WAS big. It was the pictures that got small!" Norma Desmond, Sunset Boulevard.

It's "I AM big. It's the pictures that got small." (After William Holden says, "You used to be big.")

Lifeboat, Tallulah Bankhead: "Concentration camps? Some of my best friends are in concentration camps"

R109, my bad. Please forgive me.

[quote]"Broadway doesn't go for booooze and dope!"

Billie (sweetly); Would you do me a favor, Harry?

Harry (mean): What?

Billie: Drop dead?!

“Because I just went GAY all of a sudden!”

R35 wins.

"In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Goat"

[quote]"Fasten your seat belts. It's going to be a bumpy ride."

Actually, r107...

Nice speech Eve but I wouldn’t worry too much about your heart. You can always put that award where your heart out to be.

In Italy for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder, bloodshed. They produced Michaelangelo, da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, five hundred years of democracy and peace, and what did they produce? The cuckoo clock.

"Lawrence of my labia"

Fuck me Jesus!

I don't know how good you are, darlin', and I don't know what it is you're good at, but if it's at the Cheetah, it's not dancing, I know that much.

Do you know what she did? Your cunting daughter?

R117

Thx

"Oh, my dear, that's not something YOU need worry about. . . ."

Marie Dressler to the slinkily clad Jean Harlow in "Dinner at Eight" when Harlow's character says she read in a book that machinery is going to replace every profession . . .

“NOW, a warning?!”

Meryl Streep, “Death Becomes Her.”