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There's a 4th Hanson brother

Oof! And he's a brunette to boot.

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by Makes the sign of the cross.reply 7616 hours ago

Is this one gay or does he have a million kids too?

by Makes the sign of the cross.reply 108/03/2020

Did he eat the other three?

by Makes the sign of the cross.reply 208/03/2020

Ew. Kill it.

by Makes the sign of the cross.reply 308/03/2020

Actually, after watching that, the straights can keep him.

by Makes the sign of the cross.reply 408/03/2020

The mother waited too long between having Zac and him. That's why he's not svelte and blond.

by Makes the sign of the cross.reply 508/03/2020

Zac was in an accident in October.

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by Makes the sign of the cross.reply 608/03/2020

Jack Black's secret love child?

by Makes the sign of the cross.reply 708/03/2020

I wanna sniff that bulge.....

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by Makes the sign of the cross.reply 808/03/2020

Does Taylor still secretly post here?

by Makes the sign of the cross.reply 908/03/2020

Zac is the best looking of the three but he's a gun-obsessed Republican. He and Taylor are both thicc as shown from the tight pants they wear. Isaac who is not as pretty as his brothers seems the most intelligent, empathetic and thoughtful. I feel bad for Taylor for knocking up a fangirl in his teens and being forced to marry her by their super-religious parents. Now he has 6 kids and he's not even forty.

by Makes the sign of the cross.reply 1008/08/2020

barf! no wonder they left him out!

by Makes the sign of the cross.reply 1108/08/2020

R11, he wasn't born when they started the group. You're mean.

by Makes the sign of the cross.reply 1208/08/2020

Kinda reminds me of the 4th Jonas brother

by Makes the sign of the cross.reply 1308/08/2020

He's a fat. And it doesn't appear he bathes with any particular regularity. Those attributes, combined with his (lack of) musical sense and Stevie Wonder/Ray Charles head affectations will probably see him become the reincarnation of the late GG Allin, (shown below with bff trump) who regularly flung feces and urinated on his countless fans.

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by Makes the sign of the cross.reply 1408/08/2020

At least he seems to be more liberal than his brothers and left Oklahoma for LA. He is trying to make his own sound and style too. His brothers haven't been relevant to the music world since 2000, so he doesn't have that baggage of being compared to them. Mac looks similar to Zac in the facial department but is overweight. Zac was chubby too but lost a lot of weight. People also used to call Isaac "the ugly brother" but he was always handsome and aged beautifully. I don't know how but Taylor and Zac are still pretty even as they near middle age. I think if Mac lost weight he could look decent.

by Makes the sign of the cross.reply 1508/08/2020

His band is good.

by Makes the sign of the cross.reply 1608/08/2020

I think hes very cute,and I dont mind the weight . A big ole snuggly teddy bear . Hopefully hes hairy . His voice is perfectly fine ,he sounds better than 80% of those idiots on the radio today.

by Makes the sign of the cross.reply 1708/08/2020

R13 They were basically the Jonas Brothers of the late 90s though I argue Hanson actually has more talent

by Makes the sign of the cross.reply 1808/08/2020

Is this their mother? The world famous right wing extremist Pauline:

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by Makes the sign of the cross.reply 1908/08/2020

Their mom's name is Diana

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by Makes the sign of the cross.reply 2008/08/2020

The Hanson family years ago

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by Makes the sign of the cross.reply 2108/08/2020

They favor their dad a lot. You can tell he was handsome when young.

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by Makes the sign of the cross.reply 2208/08/2020

Taylor is a mix of both parents. Their dad is a DILF

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by Makes the sign of the cross.reply 2308/08/2020

So, basically, he’s the “Gummo” of the Hanson brothers.

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by Makes the sign of the cross.reply 2408/08/2020

What religion are the parents? Were the kids raised in a commune? I remember when they declined to appear on RuPaul's show because a sheltered Zac had previously seen a clip of Ru and burst into tears, the way some children react when they see a clown for the first time.

by Makes the sign of the cross.reply 2508/09/2020

I think their parents are Evangelical Baptists. They homescooled their children too which is a common practice in Oklahoma not only out of religion but also because the public school system is atrocious as well. Zac and Isaac converted to Eastern Orthodox though as adults. Isaac and Taylor though both admitted on Howard Stern to knocking up their girlfriends and marrying them after and Zac is a pothead.

by Makes the sign of the cross.reply 2608/09/2020

Was Taylor a pass around bottom with his brothers?

by Makes the sign of the cross.reply 2708/09/2020

Taylor is a total stepford smiler. He seems unhappy and probably would love to live an open and carefree lifestyle having a good time with guys and girls alike. But is stuck in the Bible Belt with tons of children and a wife he doesn't really seem into.

by Makes the sign of the cross.reply 2808/09/2020

He's the Stephen Baldwin of the Hanson Brothers.

by Makes the sign of the cross.reply 2908/09/2020

Saw Taylor Hansen in person in Philly in 2014 and he was Extremely tall and breathtakingly beautiful

by Makes the sign of the cross.reply 3008/09/2020

Taylor was a DL mascot.

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by Makes the sign of the cross.reply 3108/09/2020

Hanson is a talented band. A lot of their songs sound better sung as adults.

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by Makes the sign of the cross.reply 3208/16/2020

Isaac actually looks pretty good in this video.

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by Makes the sign of the cross.reply 3308/16/2020

[Quote] I feel bad for Taylor for knocking up a fangirl in his teens and being forced to marry her by their super-religious parents. Now he has 6 kids and he's not even forty.

You feel bad for someone who has knocked up his wife 6 times? Are you suggesting there was a gun to his head?

by Makes the sign of the cross.reply 3408/16/2020

Are they related to Pauline Hanson?

by Makes the sign of the cross.reply 3508/16/2020

Isaac was always good-looking. He looked bad with long hair but as soon as he chopped it off, his handsomeness showed and he looks good for 40.

by Makes the sign of the cross.reply 3608/16/2020

Is this Mac guy adopted? I guess I can see a slight resemblance to Taylor in his side profile, but for the most part, he looks really different from the others.

by Makes the sign of the cross.reply 3708/16/2020

Mac looks like Zac to me. Taylor is the one who stands out the most being blonde and blue-eyed.

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by Makes the sign of the cross.reply 3808/16/2020

For a large family involved in music, they seem surprisingly functional. No huge scandals or drama like the Jacksons, the Phoenixs or Osmonds. At least so far.

by Makes the sign of the cross.reply 3908/16/2020

I used to think Hanson was so awful when they came out in the late 90s. Now they seem like Beethoven to me compared to the shit that passes as music these days.

by Makes the sign of the cross.reply 4008/16/2020

I like this song. This Time Around was a pretty perfect pop rock album.

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by Makes the sign of the cross.reply 4108/16/2020

It's funny how they got so much attention for MMMBop when everything else they made after that era was much better.

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by Makes the sign of the cross.reply 4208/16/2020

Are the brothers deeply religious?

by Makes the sign of the cross.reply 4308/16/2020

Do they tithe?

by Makes the sign of the cross.reply 4408/16/2020

R43 Only Isaac seems to be genuinely spiritual and mentions prayer a lot on his IG lives. Zac is also quite religious and a conservative that is very pro-gun. Taylor doesn't seem religious but he barely posts or speaks on much. This is all just from checking out their IG accounts.

by Makes the sign of the cross.reply 4508/16/2020

Mac seems the least religious and moved out to LA and apparently is expecting a kid with his girlfriend.

by Makes the sign of the cross.reply 4608/17/2020

" I remember when they declined to appear on RuPaul's show because a sheltered Zac had previously seen a clip of Ru and burst into tears, the way some children react when they see a clown for the first time."

Or he wanted to be dressed just the same.

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by Makes the sign of the cross.reply 4708/17/2020

R47 Zac would look pretty in drag. Taylor looks more rugged and masculine now. Zac still has that pretty boy look.

by Makes the sign of the cross.reply 4808/17/2020

Zac got in hot water for saying "everyone chooses" in regards to homosexuality.

"My feeling toward gays is always just... everybody chooses. People's sexuality and how they live their lives-they have to decide, and it's not for me to tell them or not to. I don't walk to the marching orders or anything like that."

He worked with Gus Van Sant and Desmond Child and has no problem with all the gay fanfics.

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by Makes the sign of the cross.reply 4908/17/2020

Wow, what an idiot.

by Makes the sign of the cross.reply 5008/17/2020

R50 He was homeschooled by religious parents so I'm not shocked. Taylor still gives me bisexual vibes no matter how many times he procreated.

by Makes the sign of the cross.reply 5108/17/2020

New music video by Hanson. They all got some big booties on them. Normally you would think them having millions of kids would age them but they seem to have their wives stay home and raise them while they go on tour all the time.

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by Makes the sign of the cross.reply 5208/28/2020

I always liked "Weird." The studio version is better, but I'd rather post them as adults.

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by Makes the sign of the cross.reply 5308/28/2020

Well Okay Hanson! I was never a fan, but that's actually a fun, catchy song R52 posted. I guess I've been sleepin' on Hanson all these years :-)

by Makes the sign of the cross.reply 5408/28/2020

I definitely think they sound good live and a lot of their 90s songs sound better sound sung as adults especially given the subject matter.

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by Makes the sign of the cross.reply 5508/28/2020

Gus Van Sant directed the music video to Weird. I guess their fundie parents had no problem with Gus being gay.

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by Makes the sign of the cross.reply 5608/28/2020

According to MTV News...

"...it was Van Sant who actually approached the band after he watched the video for "Where's The Love," and fell in love with their energy. The video's concept, however, was developed by the brothers, though it is being kept under raps for now."

Gus probably had a bit of an inappropriate crush on Taylor since he kinda resembles River.

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by Makes the sign of the cross.reply 5708/28/2020

Hanson (Ike, Taylor and Zac) are the three oldest of a family of seven. And they were lived in Latin America for a bit for their dad's job and were all homeschooled.

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by Makes the sign of the cross.reply 5808/28/2020

Their dad Walker was an accountant for an oil company and he's likely the reason why the boy were able to save their money and not be exploited by greedy record companies. They later started their own label and been independent since their third album.

by Makes the sign of the cross.reply 5908/28/2020

R3 agree, fugly

by Makes the sign of the cross.reply 6008/28/2020

Every family member has one homely member but it's not fair Mac has to be related to Taylor and Zac who look like Adonises.

by Makes the sign of the cross.reply 6108/28/2020

Taylor Hanson and Michael Stipe talking. Stipe wanted to tap that so bad. Taylor looks and sounds a bit like River.

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by Makes the sign of the cross.reply 6208/29/2020

So all the boys in the family pursued music. But none of their sisters tried their hand at music interestingly. Mac is expecting a child with his girlfriend. I really doubt these guys are all that religious or there are just liberal Christians.

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by Makes the sign of the cross.reply 6308/29/2020

It's funny how older people complain that all the teen sex symbols are so feminine now like Harry Styles, Timothee Chalamet, Shawn Mendes and Justin Bieber. But in the 90s, teen girls were drooling over pretty boys like Hanson, Backstreet Boys and Leonardo DiCaprio and the 70s had David and Shaun Cassidy and Leif Garrett. I do think the core 2000s was a pretty "butch" decade for guys in terms of looks like baggy jeans, short hair and trying to act like rappers. Yeah, there were the pop punk guys like Billie Joe Armstrong and Gerard Way but those only appealed to a small portion of girls. "Butch" Eminem, Usher, The Rock, Justin Timberlake and Chris Brown were popular with girls for a while. I guess Jesse McCartney, Zac Efron, Bieber and Jonas Bros brought back the more slender and slightly feminine look.

by Makes the sign of the cross.reply 6409/12/2020

This Time Around had their last big hit "If Only". It's a shame they fell obscure because their music was good and still is. I do like they invest and help out their native Tulsa.

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by Makes the sign of the cross.reply 6509/13/2020

Taylor is one of the few guys that really pulls off long hair and skinny jeans. He really is a beauty.

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by Makes the sign of the cross.reply 6609/13/2020

Taylor was prettier than Jennifer Love Hewitt, Neve Campbell and Jennifer Aniston for a period of time.

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by Makes the sign of the cross.reply 6709/13/2020

I had a dream about Hanson last night

by Makes the sign of the cross.reply 6809/13/2020

Their grandma.

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by Makes the sign of the cross.reply 6909/13/2020

Magic sperm strikes again:

Seventh time's a charm.

Taylor Hanson and his wife Natalie announced on Instagram that they are expecting their seventh child. Hanson shared the happy news with a photo of themselves holding hands with the caption, "The best kind of unexpected. Number seven coming this December. #2020." The couple's six children range in age from 8 to 18. Hanson rose to fame in the 90s as one-third of the pop group Hanson, which also featured his brothers Isaac and Zac. He was only 12 when they released their first album "Boomerang." The brothers, who hail from Tulsa, Oklahoma, became household names with their single "MMMBop" off their 1997 album "Middle of Nowhere," which was nominated for two Grammys that year. They still continue to put out new music, with their most recent album, "String Theory" in 2018 featuring the Prague Symphony.

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by Makes the sign of the cross.reply 70Last Wednesday at 9:27 AM

Taylor’s youngest child is not 8. He was born in December 2018.

by Makes the sign of the cross.reply 71Last Wednesday at 3:31 PM

It's so weird to realize Taylor has an 18 year old kid when he will perpetually be the pretty long-haired blond boy singing mmbop in 1997. Yes, I know I'm old.

by Makes the sign of the cross.reply 7218 hours ago

Taylor seems to be happy having a housewife who not only takes care of all his kids but homeschools them too. Taylor and his brothers all married homemaker types who stay in the kitchen and homeschool like they, Hanson, can tour all over the world and be free to do God knows what. It's rare to find women that will put up with that but they all married fangirls who feel honored to carry the Hanson heirs in their wombs.

by Makes the sign of the cross.reply 7316 hours ago

I think you mean that's the 4th and 5th Hanson brothers, OP. If you're still around.

by Makes the sign of the cross.reply 7416 hours ago

Yikes, a fat one? No thanks

by Makes the sign of the cross.reply 7516 hours ago

Boys can’t be “brunette.”

by Makes the sign of the cross.reply 7616 hours ago
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