Kardashian BFF Jonathan Cheban hands over his $250K watch after a robber puts a gun to his mother's head in NJ

bated breath, popcorn 🍿

He's about as straight as the yellow brick road.

This story sounds like bullshit & probably some insurance scam

$250K for a watch? What does it do besides tell time?

Hmm...another 'robbery' in the Kardashian circle. This guy always was a hanger-on, trying to get some celebrity from being friends with them.

I don't understand why he's around. He seems like a charmless snotty little rich boy who looks down on everyone else. I don't get it. He's awful.

The Kardashians try to be so classy and elite but this fool reminds the world that they’re all trashy idiots.

I don't understand why he's around. He seems like a charmless snotty little rich boy who looks down on everyone else. I don't get it. He's awful.

That's the point; he says the mean shit to Kim's sisters that she won't say on camera. That's why Kim keeps him around - to let her appear "above it all"

A mugger just happened to catch them at their drive way?

That is a very suburban, quiet area. It's not like just random muggers can catch them on the streets.

With all of her wealth, Kim chooses this reptile as her best friend. And she fucks a fat, mentally ill, ugly husband. I must say, I honestly do not envy Kim's life.

Ugh - just read his bio - he was born in Moldova, Soviet Union. Russian parents. Sorry to say, but that says a lot about a person.

Grifter!!

HE’S A RUSSIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seriously, I thought the same thing

His side profile looks like he has had some seriously bad facial work

Weren't Russians involved in that fake jewelry heist Kim pulled off in Paris?

I remember there were some arrests but then it all got really quiet.

The Kardashians are such grifters, anything is possible.

This smarmy asshole calls himself "Foodgod" - and is trying to break into the cooking show / product business.

Asshole behavior - who the fuck calls themselves foodgod and has never been to culinary school or cooked professionally?

What an ass.

Insurance scams go with the territory

Insurance scam, agreed.

But there are all kinds of bad things happening in NYC now. Was this near the city?

This was not a random robbery. The area is very quiet and suburban. Either it's a scam or it's an inside job. How does he afford a 250k watch?

This turd chases Kim around to remind her how beautiful and brilliant she is. Imagine being famous for being a shameless kiss-ass. Better than digging ditches in Moldova, I guess.

[quote]Better than digging ditches in Moldova, I guess.

Or having your royal wedding turn into the Moldavian massacre.

The rumor on him is - he brokered the deal for Kim's sex tape to "leak" out with the adult film company - so the KKKhardashians will never get rid of him. I remember when Kim was dating her 30 minute husband he said something about him being gay on camera and he freakd out.

I've always been amused by his claims of being straight when there is a fluorescent pink light shining from his very skin.

I've always been amused by his claims of being straight when there is a fluorescent pink light shining from his very skin.

$250k watch? How parvenu!

Is his job scoring drugs for the Kardashians?

He is, above all else, a hideously ugly man.

He has a case of Eye Wonk that makes Andy Cohen look like James Dean.

“BFF”? More like her stooge.

'FOODGOD' JONATHAN CHEBAN SUSPECT SKETCH RELEASED IN ALLEGED ARMED ROBBERY ... Pic of $250k Watch

Hsurcived the Moldavian massacre...

Cheban was born in the Moldova, Soviet Union in 1974, the only child of a real-estate agent mother and a diamond-dealer father[4] who died in 2011. He grew up in Fort Lee, New Jersey and attended Fort Lee High School before graduating from Hofstra University with a communications degree in 1995.

Let her buy him a new one. IDGAF.

THAT’s a $250K watch? You can buy nicer ones on the street for $10.

He's ugly and boring. Why should we care?

These stupid morons with their flashy, expensive jewelry. Idiots.

Kim's ex-husband, Kris Humphreys, absolutely HATED this guy and outed him on the reality show. Of course, the guy burst into tears and ran away and of course Kim ditched her bestie to stand by her man and of course the bestie crawled back to Kim since she's all he has. They all deserve each other.

that sketch looks like his male escort took his watch.