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Sean Penn, 59, Marries 28 Year Old

Sounds like true love.

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by Grandmadonna, unmarried and weepingreply 108a day ago

Condolences for the bride!

by Grandmadonna, unmarried and weepingreply 1Last Saturday at 12:58 PM

Creepy, humorless twat. Can't stand him. He's PC to the point of smugness.

by Grandmadonna, unmarried and weepingreply 2Last Saturday at 12:58 PM

Gross, he looks like Fagin from Oliver Twist.

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by Grandmadonna, unmarried and weepingreply 3Last Saturday at 12:58 PM

R2, he loves Hugo Chavez. He's an idiot and the worst kind of leftist stereotype.

by Grandmadonna, unmarried and weepingreply 4Last Saturday at 12:59 PM

She must be an old soul, then.

by Grandmadonna, unmarried and weepingreply 5Last Saturday at 1:01 PM

He's 6 months younger than Greta Scacchi, his wife's mother.

by Grandmadonna, unmarried and weepingreply 6Last Saturday at 1:01 PM

Most male celebrities want a trophy wife.

by Grandmadonna, unmarried and weepingreply 7Last Saturday at 1:02 PM

That poor girl.

Greta Schacchi's daughter? OMG.

by Grandmadonna, unmarried and weepingreply 8Last Saturday at 1:04 PM

Sorry, Scacchi. I do know how to spell it.

by Grandmadonna, unmarried and weepingreply 9Last Saturday at 1:05 PM

[quote]Most male celebrities want a trophy wife.

Oh please! Like most female celebs don’t strive for young trophy husbands too! His ex-wife Robin married a guy 19 years younger and of course we all know his other ex-wife loves young men.

by Grandmadonna, unmarried and weepingreply 10Last Saturday at 1:06 PM

Her father...

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by Grandmadonna, unmarried and weepingreply 11Last Saturday at 1:07 PM

Poor Madonna!

by Grandmadonna, unmarried and weepingreply 12Last Saturday at 1:07 PM
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by Grandmadonna, unmarried and weepingreply 13Last Saturday at 1:08 PM

These liberal male celebrities are so "progressive"!

by Grandmadonna, unmarried and weepingreply 14Last Saturday at 1:09 PM

R10 The majority of male stars have younger wives and not the other way around. I am just stating the obvious.

by Grandmadonna, unmarried and weepingreply 15Last Saturday at 1:10 PM

So his father in law is Vincent D'Onofrio...who is only a year older than Sean.😄

by Grandmadonna, unmarried and weepingreply 16Last Saturday at 1:11 PM

I'll bet she's going to try to ride that nose of his.

by Grandmadonna, unmarried and weepingreply 17Last Saturday at 1:17 PM

I find him repulsive but he (allegedly) has a very large penis. And he's worth over $70 million dollars.

The. End.

by Grandmadonna, unmarried and weepingreply 18Last Saturday at 1:21 PM

He’s popping viagras and swimming in that pussy like James Cameron in another Titanic documentary.

by Grandmadonna, unmarried and weepingreply 19Last Saturday at 1:23 PM

Why could possibly go wrong?

by Grandmadonna, unmarried and weepingreply 20Last Saturday at 1:25 PM

Sean Penn and Madonna were already divorced for 3 years when she was born

by Grandmadonna, unmarried and weepingreply 21Last Saturday at 1:30 PM

Not many of you here could snare a younger partner

by Grandmadonna, unmarried and weepingreply 22Last Saturday at 1:43 PM

R22, who cares?

by Grandmadonna, unmarried and weepingreply 23Last Saturday at 1:45 PM

I hope she knows how to take a punch!

by Grandmadonna, unmarried and weepingreply 24Last Saturday at 1:46 PM

He’s ugly. Maybe old age has mellowed him out @R24

by Grandmadonna, unmarried and weepingreply 25Last Saturday at 1:51 PM

Everyone’s ugly in old age

by Grandmadonna, unmarried and weepingreply 26Last Saturday at 1:54 PM

You mean he's gotten too old to do cocaine R25?

by Grandmadonna, unmarried and weepingreply 27Last Saturday at 1:54 PM

I hope she didn't sign a prenup. The way this guy smokes and drinks...he's gonna die soon esp if he's taking dick pills.

by Grandmadonna, unmarried and weepingreply 28Last Saturday at 1:56 PM

She will be repelled by his old man smell soon enough. Wonder if she was sexually molested as a child? Seems like many women who marry much older have been.

by Grandmadonna, unmarried and weepingreply 29Last Saturday at 1:57 PM

You don’t get old man smell at 59. He’s got about 20 years to do. But by then he will have traded her in for a newer model.

by Grandmadonna, unmarried and weepingreply 30Last Saturday at 1:59 PM

59 is young in DL years

by Grandmadonna, unmarried and weepingreply 31Last Saturday at 1:59 PM

I hope she appreciates getting beaten while naked!

by Grandmadonna, unmarried and weepingreply 32Last Saturday at 2:00 PM

Gross, just gross.

by Grandmadonna, unmarried and weepingreply 33Last Saturday at 2:01 PM

Who doesn’t want a younger partner ?

by Grandmadonna, unmarried and weepingreply 34Last Saturday at 2:05 PM

She's gonna have to changing his diapers soon.

by Grandmadonna, unmarried and weepingreply 35Last Saturday at 2:07 PM

[QUOTE] Who doesn’t want a younger partner ?

Leila George, apparently.

by Grandmadonna, unmarried and weepingreply 36Last Saturday at 2:11 PM

Leila is beautiful. That begs the question, why him?

by Grandmadonna, unmarried and weepingreply 37Last Saturday at 2:13 PM

Beauty is skin deep yo

by Grandmadonna, unmarried and weepingreply 38Last Saturday at 2:18 PM

R38 = Stephen Fry

by Grandmadonna, unmarried and weepingreply 39Last Saturday at 2:20 PM

[quote]Everyone’s ugly in old age

Speak for yourself.

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by Grandmadonna, unmarried and weepingreply 40Last Saturday at 2:22 PM

She plays young Smurf on Animal Kingdom. At least he has high acting standards for his wife because she's quite good in the part.

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by Grandmadonna, unmarried and weepingreply 41Last Saturday at 2:25 PM

Bush did 9/11, right honey?

Goo goo!

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by Grandmadonna, unmarried and weepingreply 42Last Saturday at 2:29 PM

Her father is Vincent D'Onofrio so she's used to old men with mercurial tempers

by Grandmadonna, unmarried and weepingreply 43Last Saturday at 2:29 PM

According to Chinese Astrology, they are compatible. She was born in the year of the Monkey whereas he was born in the year of the Rat.

by Grandmadonna, unmarried and weepingreply 44Last Saturday at 2:32 PM

I just googled Greta Scacchi and learned that since the 1990s, she has been married to her own first cousin, which whom she has a child (Leila's half-sibling/second-cousin).

Maybe the age difference with Sean Penn will not make much of a ripple in that family.

Maybe that's also why Greta Scacchi's career kind of fizzled in the U.S. I think that would be a tough sell.

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by Grandmadonna, unmarried and weepingreply 45Last Saturday at 3:13 PM

("with" whom, rather)

by Grandmadonna, unmarried and weepingreply 46Last Saturday at 3:15 PM

Fame could be sexy

by Grandmadonna, unmarried and weepingreply 47Last Saturday at 3:15 PM

Greta's husband/cousin is kind of cute.

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by Grandmadonna, unmarried and weepingreply 48Last Saturday at 3:23 PM

Greta was such a beauty.

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by Grandmadonna, unmarried and weepingreply 49Last Saturday at 3:28 PM

[quote] I just googled Greta Scacchi and learned that since the 1990s, she has been married to her own first cousin

That's really gross. I hope their son is normal.

by Grandmadonna, unmarried and weepingreply 50Last Saturday at 3:39 PM

“Leila is beautiful. That begs the question, why him?“

Because the Penn has a mighty sword.

by Grandmadonna, unmarried and weepingreply 51Last Saturday at 3:51 PM

He looks rode hard and put up wet. Does he still live in a trailer in northern CA? Quite the catch.

by Grandmadonna, unmarried and weepingreply 52Last Saturday at 4:06 PM

[quote]Her father is Vincent D'Onofrio so she's used to old men with mercurial tempers

Yeah, ith D'Onofrio as a dad she's an old hand at dealing with blustery actors.

by Grandmadonna, unmarried and weepingreply 53Last Saturday at 4:12 PM

Oh, I don’t know, R45.

by Grandmadonna, unmarried and weepingreply 54Last Saturday at 4:25 PM

Penn's new bride is a year younger than his daughter Dylan.

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by Grandmadonna, unmarried and weepingreply 55Last Saturday at 4:26 PM

Hahahahaha R20

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by Grandmadonna, unmarried and weepingreply 56Last Saturday at 4:26 PM

[quote]You don’t get old man smell at 59. He’s got about 20 years to do.

Nonsense. You can start getting old people smell as early as 40.

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by Grandmadonna, unmarried and weepingreply 57Last Saturday at 4:36 PM

[quote]Penn's new bride is a year younger than his daughter Dylan.

So her stepmom is younger than her???😆

by Grandmadonna, unmarried and weepingreply 58Last Saturday at 4:37 PM

I don’t smell

by Grandmadonna, unmarried and weepingreply 59Last Saturday at 4:41 PM

He’s only 59!?!

by Grandmadonna, unmarried and weepingreply 60Last Saturday at 4:47 PM

He looks very rough

by Grandmadonna, unmarried and weepingreply 61Last Saturday at 5:05 PM

R61 He’s looked rough for the last 30 years.

by Grandmadonna, unmarried and weepingreply 62Last Saturday at 5:07 PM

He plays Milk. He’s on our side.

by Grandmadonna, unmarried and weepingreply 63Last Saturday at 5:36 PM

Is Vadge knocking back a few drinks tonight wondering looking at old photos wondering where it all went wrong?

by Grandmadonna, unmarried and weepingreply 64Last Saturday at 5:58 PM

Madonna always wins: her boyfriend is 26.

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by Grandmadonna, unmarried and weepingreply 65Last Saturday at 6:02 PM

It was Shanghai Surprise

by Grandmadonna, unmarried and weepingreply 66Last Saturday at 6:02 PM

just saw the ring. so fucking small and ugly.

by Grandmadonna, unmarried and weepingreply 67Last Saturday at 6:04 PM

She will get tired of grandpa in a few years.

by Grandmadonna, unmarried and weepingreply 68Last Saturday at 6:06 PM

Call me, Sean.

by Grandmadonna, unmarried and weepingreply 69Last Saturday at 6:08 PM

Gross. He's gross. Needs a bath. I can't imagine marrying somebody 30 years older than me. The same age as my dad. No way in hell.

by Grandmadonna, unmarried and weepingreply 70Last Saturday at 6:13 PM

I think it's bizarre that he's dating someone younger than his daughter.

by Grandmadonna, unmarried and weepingreply 71Last Saturday at 6:14 PM

Well, one thing we all know is that he has a ripped body and an enormous dong. So I hope she is at least enjoying those.

by Grandmadonna, unmarried and weepingreply 72Last Saturday at 6:15 PM

R17, well from this camera angle, it does look like a dick and balls.

by Grandmadonna, unmarried and weepingreply 73Last Saturday at 6:17 PM

She has two famous actor parents but her filmography begins at the age of 24 when she started dating Penn? 😒

Does anyone know why she goes by Green? Nothing in her Wiki page.

by Grandmadonna, unmarried and weepingreply 74Last Saturday at 6:35 PM

Sorry ^ George

by Grandmadonna, unmarried and weepingreply 75Last Saturday at 6:39 PM

I assume she dropped the last name because she didn't want people to believe she got jobs due to nepotism. George is her middle name.

by Grandmadonna, unmarried and weepingreply 76Last Saturday at 6:51 PM

Sean has had some pretty amazing and accomplished wives. He probably wants to spend his last sad days being told how wonderful he is and that he’s always right.

I mean, who goes from Madonna, Robin Wright, and Charlize Theron, to a simple yet elitist girl? Someone who wants to be worshipped.

He’ll never be happy. He doesn’t like himself and that’s Sean’s real problem, not his wives.

by Grandmadonna, unmarried and weepingreply 77Last Saturday at 6:55 PM

Meh. Some people should suffer from low self-esteem, R77.

by Grandmadonna, unmarried and weepingreply 78Last Saturday at 6:57 PM

R65 Madonna’s BF is ugly as hell!🤢

by Grandmadonna, unmarried and weepingreply 79Last Saturday at 6:58 PM

Leila George is 3/4 Italian, 1/4 English. Perfecto.

by Grandmadonna, unmarried and weepingreply 80Last Saturday at 7:11 PM

If she's lucky, Sean will die soon and she'll get the cash and whatever residuals there may be. Be happy for her! Unless he lives a long time.

by Grandmadonna, unmarried and weepingreply 81Last Saturday at 7:15 PM

Charlize Theron must have ended the relationship (Sean didn't end it). It seems like he would have married her if she said yes.

by Grandmadonna, unmarried and weepingreply 82Last Saturday at 7:16 PM

Vincent D’Onofrio is all over Twitter rn trying to #SaveDaredevil

by Grandmadonna, unmarried and weepingreply 83Last Saturday at 7:17 PM

Oh wow. I had no idea D’Onofrio and scacchi had a kid. She’s very pretty (as is her mother). And Donofrio used to be sexy before he went all Raymond Burr.

by Grandmadonna, unmarried and weepingreply 84Last Saturday at 7:20 PM

[quote] He's 6 months younger than Greta Scacchi, his wife's mother.

Didn’t Greta marry her first cousin or nephew?

by Grandmadonna, unmarried and weepingreply 85Last Saturday at 7:24 PM

R10 is a knee jerk idiot. R7 is a tool

by Grandmadonna, unmarried and weepingreply 86Last Saturday at 7:27 PM

You think he would have the money to get a better toupee.

by Grandmadonna, unmarried and weepingreply 87Last Saturday at 7:29 PM

^^^More importantly, a better nose.

by Grandmadonna, unmarried and weepingreply 88Last Saturday at 7:32 PM

I'm not buying that he's got a big dick (idc what Madonna says). I've seen no evidence to suggest it. He acts as if he does though, which is usually enough for straight women.

by Grandmadonna, unmarried and weepingreply 89Last Saturday at 10:55 PM

Does he do anal?

by Grandmadonna, unmarried and weepingreply 90Last Saturday at 11:18 PM

Yawn, an old man marries a much younger woman.

Nothing new here, folks. This shit has been happening since the beginning of time.

by Grandmadonna, unmarried and weepingreply 91Last Saturday at 11:38 PM

So I’m guessing they’ll have a kid at some point and he’ll be the 60-something dad.

by Grandmadonna, unmarried and weepingreply 92Yesterday at 12:38 AM

R22 Speak for yourself

by Grandmadonna, unmarried and weepingreply 93Yesterday at 1:25 AM

LOL @ these old dudes who think their young brides are marrying them for love.

by Grandmadonna, unmarried and weepingreply 94Yesterday at 1:28 AM

Well he needs to marry someone who is young enough to deflect his blows.

He should have Justin Trudeau there, so they can both hit woman.

by Grandmadonna, unmarried and weepingreply 95Yesterday at 2:11 AM

Well, he's gay and Madonna is a lesbian. He had a high profile affair with the south African actress who is a lesbian, Charlize Theron. So you all think he miraculously turned straight?

by Grandmadonna, unmarried and weepingreply 96Yesterday at 2:11 AM

I know a few people who find him sexy. (Granted they're all his age, not 29) I think the rings are very pretty, and they appear very old. Much nicer IMHO than huge new diamonds. I hope they'll be very happy together.

by Grandmadonna, unmarried and weepingreply 97Yesterday at 2:48 AM

R93 Cheers. My partner is younger too.

by Grandmadonna, unmarried and weepingreply 98Yesterday at 2:51 AM

Many ageists here

by Grandmadonna, unmarried and weepingreply 99Yesterday at 5:21 AM

The pic of Madonna in R65 looks like Little Edie Beauvier.

by Grandmadonna, unmarried and weepingreply 100Yesterday at 9:09 AM

She's going to want children. He's going to end up a fat old man with a bunch of rugrats....a la Alec Baldwin.

by Grandmadonna, unmarried and weepingreply 101Yesterday at 9:30 AM

Usually the only 20-somethings who come on to me are drunk.

by Grandmadonna, unmarried and weepingreply 102Yesterday at 9:48 AM

Not sure I see the problem, R102.

by Grandmadonna, unmarried and weepingreply 103Yesterday at 9:50 AM

He got paid to play the role R63.

by Grandmadonna, unmarried and weepingreply 104Yesterday at 10:08 AM

I wish Vd'O would clean his clock. I'd rather pay to see that than any of Penn's movies.

by Grandmadonna, unmarried and weepingreply 105Yesterday at 10:53 AM

Once you discovery that Hollywood relationship s are completely fake, the gossip becomes boring. We all know Justin Bieber is gay but don't have a clue about his real relationship s. Real Hollywood relationship s never see the light of day

by Grandmadonna, unmarried and weepingreply 106Yesterday at 12:36 PM

[quote]Not sure I see the problem, [R102].

lol

by Grandmadonna, unmarried and weepingreply 107a day ago

He's hot in the way Johnny Depp is hot. Which is to say, not very.

by Grandmadonna, unmarried and weepingreply 108a day ago
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