There are two things that piss me off.

Gee. The rest of us were thinking stuff like, Trump(s), Coronavirus, racism... But, yes, snickerdoodles are the root of all evil...

I understand, OP. Hydrangeas are in league with Satan.

I was trying to be shallow and think of simple things I despise.

Your list definitely at the uppermost of my mind, but I am burnt out at the horror of the world, and will focus on the mundane.

I had to Google Meyer Lemons.

OP is antisemitic! Meyer lemons are as much lemons as any other lemon!

Avocado toast

Sherbet in punch. What sinister frau came up with this?

R4- They are horrible. They are like an orange/lemon hybrid. And they have the worst taste. I love a normal lemon- I love lemon desserts, lemon in sauces, pasta, anything. But Meyer Lemons- they can get fucked.

And Snickerdoodles. They are so boring and basic. And I love cinnamon. But Snickerdoodles are boring. No texture. Bland. Give me an oatmeal chocolate chip cookie any day over a Snickerdoodle.

1 . Size queens

2. Men with small dicks

Meyer lemons seem to be in fashion now. Growing up, a neighbor had a Meyer lemon tree. Those lemons are definitely juicy with a nice, thin skin. However, I think the Sunkist-type lemons have more flavor (rind part as well).

Snickerdoodles, I hate the name (cutesy). What is it? A sugar cookie with cinnamon? Seems maybe boring, but unobjectionable. Maybe the texture is bad. Who wants to eat a soft cookie like that.

People named Jared and people named Karl

There's a neighborhood in Houston called Meyerland. It's rather posh in an upper-middle-class kind of way.

It was not named after the lemon.

Geraniums.

1. Racism

2. Koreans

R14. Not funny. But somehow, funny?

Racist fuck!

I'm with you OP on the snickerdoodles. One of the few cookies i wont eat. Isn't it queer we would both have that same dislike.

Are we a pair, R16?? lolllllll

The most next level basic cookie that simply doesn't taste that great! And Snickerdoodles are the "IN" cookie right now..

FUCK them. They are bland. And Meyer Lemons taste like human waste.

Snickerdoodles have this cutesy name but are not cute. They are bland and lifeless.

What kind of monsters don't like Snickerdoodles? Do you realize the term "smelling cookies" originated over a batch of Snickerdoodles? Shame on you :(

R18- They are so BLAND- its not HATE or LIKE- they are so middle of the road that they are not worthy of ANYTHING, And the stupid name promises so much more than it delivers.

Now if you want to make me cinnamon muffins, we can talk!

Snickerdoodles miss the mark on every level.

OP, were you this guy too?

R20- I am NOT a blobfish, nor did I defend the blobfish! However, it is kind of cute. I love it! Unlike those CUNT Meyer Lemons and those DISGUSTINGLY boring SNICKERDOODLES.

Meyer Lemons and Mexican Limes(the lime's sweeter cousin...she cuter, too) are my favorites! Meyer Lemon pie with sugared rinds-the best! I'll take yours OP, and I'll send you brown sugar chocolate chip cookies that my Grandma Moon used to make!

Sorry R13 but geraniums are gorgeous and I love the scented variety.

Brown Sugar Chocolate Chip Cookies sound SO GOOD R22!!!!!!!!!! Grandma Moon!!! Sounds even better!!!!!

If we're doing the two things that we hate:

1. Movies made after 1967 on TCM

2. Being caught in the rain

Your post should be getting more traction, OP.

Now keep your fish out of my tomato sauce.

I knew someone who would empty a can of tunafish into tomato sauce. Pissed me off to no end.

R12 I grew up in Meyerland - many of those lovely ranch homes are being replaced by godawful monstrosities. I still have lovely memories of the Meyerland Cinema.

R27 Yes to post-67 TCM movies. Hate them.

1. Poor people

2. Jews

OP, if you were to murder a Meyer lemon or a snickerdoodle, how would you do it?

Meter lemons are lovely for cocktails.

^ Meyer. Sorry, too much champagne.

1. People who are intolerant of other people’s culture

2. The Dutch

R28, was the Meyerland Cinema the one with the exceptionally comfy chairs that rocked?

Thank you for the idea for our new bestseller, OP, the Meyer-lemon snickerdoodle!

Snickerdoodles are just cookies with ingredient-dysmorphia. Stop enabling them!

1. Trashy people

2. Classism

If you like cinnamon muffins .... have you tried DONUT muffins? These are like crack.

Meyer Lemons! reliably juicy and less acidic

The Dutch!

1. Trump

2. People that voted for him

TWO THINGS.

Earrings

CAFTANS!