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There are two things that piss me off.

TWO THINGS.

Meyer Lemons.

Snickerdoodles.

by Hate them both. Despise them.reply 42Yesterday at 6:06 AM

Gee. The rest of us were thinking stuff like, Trump(s), Coronavirus, racism... But, yes, snickerdoodles are the root of all evil...

by Hate them both. Despise them.reply 1Last Saturday at 12:12 PM

I understand, OP. Hydrangeas are in league with Satan.

by Hate them both. Despise them.reply 2Last Saturday at 12:20 PM

I was trying to be shallow and think of simple things I despise.

Your list definitely at the uppermost of my mind, but I am burnt out at the horror of the world, and will focus on the mundane.

by Hate them both. Despise them.reply 3Last Saturday at 12:22 PM

I had to Google Meyer Lemons.

by Hate them both. Despise them.reply 4Last Saturday at 12:22 PM

OP is antisemitic! Meyer lemons are as much lemons as any other lemon!

by Hate them both. Despise them.reply 5Last Saturday at 12:25 PM

Avocado toast

by Hate them both. Despise them.reply 6Last Saturday at 12:25 PM

Sherbet in punch. What sinister frau came up with this?

by Hate them both. Despise them.reply 7Last Saturday at 12:27 PM

R4- They are horrible. They are like an orange/lemon hybrid. And they have the worst taste. I love a normal lemon- I love lemon desserts, lemon in sauces, pasta, anything. But Meyer Lemons- they can get fucked.

And Snickerdoodles. They are so boring and basic. And I love cinnamon. But Snickerdoodles are boring. No texture. Bland. Give me an oatmeal chocolate chip cookie any day over a Snickerdoodle.

by Hate them both. Despise them.reply 8Last Saturday at 12:27 PM

1 . Size queens

2. Men with small dicks

by Hate them both. Despise them.reply 9Last Saturday at 12:38 PM

Meyer lemons seem to be in fashion now. Growing up, a neighbor had a Meyer lemon tree. Those lemons are definitely juicy with a nice, thin skin. However, I think the Sunkist-type lemons have more flavor (rind part as well).

Snickerdoodles, I hate the name (cutesy). What is it? A sugar cookie with cinnamon? Seems maybe boring, but unobjectionable. Maybe the texture is bad. Who wants to eat a soft cookie like that.

by Hate them both. Despise them.reply 10Last Saturday at 12:40 PM

People named Jared and people named Karl

by Hate them both. Despise them.reply 11Last Saturday at 12:44 PM

There's a neighborhood in Houston called Meyerland. It's rather posh in an upper-middle-class kind of way.

It was not named after the lemon.

by Hate them both. Despise them.reply 12Last Saturday at 12:51 PM

Geraniums.

by Hate them both. Despise them.reply 13Last Saturday at 2:30 PM

1. Racism

2. Koreans

by Hate them both. Despise them.reply 14Last Saturday at 3:28 PM

R14. Not funny. But somehow, funny?

Racist fuck!

by Hate them both. Despise them.reply 15Last Saturday at 3:45 PM

I'm with you OP on the snickerdoodles. One of the few cookies i wont eat. Isn't it queer we would both have that same dislike.

by Hate them both. Despise them.reply 16Last Saturday at 3:49 PM

Are we a pair, R16?? lolllllll

The most next level basic cookie that simply doesn't taste that great! And Snickerdoodles are the "IN" cookie right now..

FUCK them. They are bland. And Meyer Lemons taste like human waste.

Snickerdoodles have this cutesy name but are not cute. They are bland and lifeless.

by Hate them both. Despise them.reply 17Last Saturday at 3:56 PM

What kind of monsters don't like Snickerdoodles? Do you realize the term "smelling cookies" originated over a batch of Snickerdoodles? Shame on you :(

by Hate them both. Despise them.reply 18Last Saturday at 4:03 PM

R18- They are so BLAND- its not HATE or LIKE- they are so middle of the road that they are not worthy of ANYTHING, And the stupid name promises so much more than it delivers.

Now if you want to make me cinnamon muffins, we can talk!

Snickerdoodles miss the mark on every level.

by Hate them both. Despise them.reply 19Last Saturday at 4:21 PM

OP, were you this guy too?

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by Hate them both. Despise them.reply 20Last Saturday at 4:24 PM

R20- I am NOT a blobfish, nor did I defend the blobfish! However, it is kind of cute. I love it! Unlike those CUNT Meyer Lemons and those DISGUSTINGLY boring SNICKERDOODLES.

by Hate them both. Despise them.reply 21Last Saturday at 4:33 PM

Meyer Lemons and Mexican Limes(the lime's sweeter cousin...she cuter, too) are my favorites! Meyer Lemon pie with sugared rinds-the best! I'll take yours OP, and I'll send you brown sugar chocolate chip cookies that my Grandma Moon used to make!

by Hate them both. Despise them.reply 22Last Saturday at 4:35 PM

Sorry R13 but geraniums are gorgeous and I love the scented variety.

by Hate them both. Despise them.reply 23Last Saturday at 4:36 PM

Brown Sugar Chocolate Chip Cookies sound SO GOOD R22!!!!!!!!!! Grandma Moon!!! Sounds even better!!!!!

by Hate them both. Despise them.reply 24Last Saturday at 4:39 PM

If we're doing the two things that we hate:

1. Movies made after 1967 on TCM

2. Being caught in the rain

by Hate them both. Despise them.reply 25Last Saturday at 4:43 PM

Your post should be getting more traction, OP.

Now keep your fish out of my tomato sauce.

by Hate them both. Despise them.reply 26Last Saturday at 4:45 PM

I knew someone who would empty a can of tunafish into tomato sauce. Pissed me off to no end.

by Hate them both. Despise them.reply 27Last Saturday at 4:49 PM

R12 I grew up in Meyerland - many of those lovely ranch homes are being replaced by godawful monstrosities. I still have lovely memories of the Meyerland Cinema.

R27 Yes to post-67 TCM movies. Hate them.

by Hate them both. Despise them.reply 28Last Saturday at 4:52 PM

1. Poor people

2. Jews

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by Hate them both. Despise them.reply 29Last Saturday at 4:56 PM

OP, if you were to murder a Meyer lemon or a snickerdoodle, how would you do it?

by Hate them both. Despise them.reply 30Last Saturday at 4:57 PM

Meter lemons are lovely for cocktails.

by Hate them both. Despise them.reply 31Last Saturday at 5:51 PM

^ Meyer. Sorry, too much champagne.

by Hate them both. Despise them.reply 32Last Saturday at 5:52 PM

1. People who are intolerant of other people’s culture

2. The Dutch

by Hate them both. Despise them.reply 33Last Saturday at 7:33 PM

R28, was the Meyerland Cinema the one with the exceptionally comfy chairs that rocked?

by Hate them both. Despise them.reply 34Yesterday at 2:29 AM

Thank you for the idea for our new bestseller, OP, the Meyer-lemon snickerdoodle!

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by Hate them both. Despise them.reply 35Yesterday at 4:49 AM

Snickerdoodles are just cookies with ingredient-dysmorphia. Stop enabling them!

by Hate them both. Despise them.reply 36Yesterday at 5:09 AM

1. Trashy people

2. Classism

by Hate them both. Despise them.reply 37Yesterday at 5:26 AM

If you like cinnamon muffins .... have you tried DONUT muffins? These are like crack.

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by Hate them both. Despise them.reply 38Yesterday at 5:27 AM

Meyer Lemons! reliably juicy and less acidic

by Hate them both. Despise them.reply 39Yesterday at 5:54 AM

The Dutch!

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by Hate them both. Despise them.reply 40Yesterday at 5:58 AM

1. Trump

2. People that voted for him

by Hate them both. Despise them.reply 41Yesterday at 5:58 AM

TWO THINGS.

Earrings

CAFTANS!

by Hate them both. Despise them.reply 42Yesterday at 6:06 AM
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