Untrustworthy Russia plans mass vaccine rollout in October

Sure! I should probably pull some money out of that bridge I recently invested in, and use it to buy stock in the vaccine company, too.

What did you say it was called?

I don't trust anything Russian.

Nyet.

It’s probably made out of monkey semen.

What’s really funny is that Putin’s anti-vax disinformation campaign aimed against the West has gotten quite a few of his own citizens to turn against vaccines. Oopsie.

Expect Trump to follow suit...roll out an ineffective vaccine, make the people think theyre protected so they go out and about in order for the economy to reopen....THEN hundreds of thousands die as Covid takes over completely and we evolve into some sci-fi dystopian uture

^^^future^^^

Is it made from cannibalized human parts?

You get a complimentary bottle of perfume with every shot.

It's probably just placebo vodka.

What do you wanna bet Trump tries to sell this vaccine to us in October, too? A miracle cure! And he and his buddy, Vlad, can split the profits.

How are they okaying this so soon?

theyre NOT

R13 They're not what?

Mmmh given that Russia has been busting a nut trying to destroy the West politically and socially, this would be a great opportunity for them to finish the job altogether. Pass!

Didn't they steal vaccine info from other countries? It doesn't seem like they know what they're doing.

They give out a fake vaccine, lose the weak, tell the world that vaccines dont work, fuels more fire on the anti-vax side and causes further issues in other countries that do care about their people.

Russians cheat in everything. I don't see how they're not cutting corners in a vaccine race.

I wouldn't ingest anything from Russia in any way.

They’ll name the vaccine “Russian Roulette”.

[quote]Would you trust a vaccine made so suddenly by Russian liars?

Hell fucking no! I wouldn’t trust a rushed vaccine period, let alone one from Third World Russia.

I would trust this as much as a vaccine promoted by Dump

Does the vaccine involve being handcuffed to a radiator?

R23 Thrown out of a window probably

Moya kiska vonyayet.

This is exciting news. Test it out on the Republicans and the Deplorables. Trump, his family and administration at the head of the line of course. You either wear a mask and practise social distancing or take the Russkie pill!

Dump has already ordered 333 million vaccines. (There’s that number, again!). Putin made him do it in Helsinki a couple years ago.

Fake Russian vaccine

So in other words, it’s another idiotic trump mess. Pass.

Russia. What a shithole country.

Nope.

I don't think anybody anywhere trusts the Russians. They have earned their reputation as scoundrels.

[quote]I don't think anybody anywhere trusts the Russians.

Except for retard Republicans in America because their god Dump loves Russia. And if Dump loves it, his cult followers love it!

R33 I would love to see Trump's followers all dropped into Russia. Would they survive? Fit in?

Russians and Trumpkins are both trash, R34. The lowest of the low in humanity.

Let all the Republicans try it out on themselves first .

So am I going to be ridiculed as an antivaxxer if I’m refusing to get vaccinated during the Trump administration?

I love how Russian trolls have just made people hate Russians instead.

Braggadocio on their part.

I'm surprised Russians in the US haven't been attacked yet.

It’s probably just Krokodil

fuck no

In the west, you can't just shoot up 10,000 people on the first round of testing and then expose them to the live virus, but who's to say what you can do in Russia and its territories? They might've done extensive testing and found it works: you never know.

Guys, a quite similar "rushed vaccine" was once rolled out in the Dyatlov Pass.

Let them test is it out on all of Russia first.

Nobody will weep if it has adverse effects then.

Russians and Republicans can give us the scoop on how effective or safe it is. They'll be happy to be the guinea pigs.

[quote]Untrustworthy Russia

As opposed to the trustworthy United States government?

R47 You trust Russia?

Whatabout America? Whatabout this and that?

Too late R6!

Oh come on it’s simply vodka

I would, R45. Contrary to what the US likes to think, there are many wonderful, sophisticated people in Russia.

How many of those there are in the US these days is becoming harder to guess.

Best to try it out on Russians first. I'm all for it.

They've had a shortened vaccine trial...

It's opium for the masses intended only to shut people up.

I would ask Dr. Fauci first.

Everything always seems to be a competition with them.

[quote]What did you say it was called?

Ees krokodil.

I wouldn't take it if Russia was the only place on earth that ever had a vaccine. On the flip side, it's probably all based on information stolen from the west.

Pooty to Orange It: "Time to do some laundry."

R59, me neither. Even if it did somehow miraculously work, I wouldn't trust them to give safe or healthy vaccines to other countries.

[quote] I love how Russian trolls have just made people hate Russians instead.

Sadly, it's the Russian govt and oligarchy we should hate, not its people. But I don't think we make the distinction.

[quote] Everything always seems to be a competition with them.

And yet the Russians fail at everything. Like Trump.