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Let’s be the Queen of Mean... Ellen!

Started on another thread but needs it’s own! I wrote: I’m Ellen making people not only avoid eye contact but lay down on the ground & cover their heads as I walk by!

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by Anonymousreply 3008/03/2020

I'm the puppies Ellen throws at her staff.

by Anonymousreply 107/31/2020

I'm Hermey the Misfit Elf and that bitch stole my look!

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by Anonymousreply 207/31/2020

Oops! There already is a let’s be thread. My bad. But not as bad as Ellen and being a leader!

by Anonymousreply 307/31/2020

I show off the dance I will do on your grave if you look at me.

by Anonymousreply 407/31/2020

I'm the booze she hides from Portia de Rossi

by Anonymousreply 507/31/2020

We're Ellen's puffy eyelidss from all that crying. We've been getting quite the workout lately. Ellen says a lot of things her crisis managers write for her but we know for a fact that it's mostly because she can not believe people are going public with these things. These things they're saying OUT LOUD. To other people.

by Anonymousreply 607/31/2020

"C'mon! These animals need a home! You don't expect ME to take them, do I look like a zookeeper to you? I don't care if your apartment management doesn't allow pets, you'll take this mastiff and give it a good home! I'm the goddamn QUEEN of NICE, underling, and don't you EVER forget it!"

by Anonymousreply 707/31/2020

I can't see how she will bounce back from all this negative publicity. Next thing we hear is that Portia is leaving her.

by Anonymousreply 807/31/2020

PORTIA!!!!!!!! I WAS ROBBBBBBED!!!!

by Anonymousreply 907/31/2020

That bitch got nothing on me! I pull off bitch hair way better!

by Anonymousreply 1007/31/2020

I’m the switchblade she keeps hidden in her boot, “I will cut a bitch if she looks at me!”

by Anonymousreply 1107/31/2020

I'm Alison LaPlaca, Mary Page Keller, Chris Lemmon and (Philip Charles MacKenzie having the last laugh.

by Anonymousreply 1207/31/2020

I’m the animals she gave away. We are relieved not to have to worry about being kicked.

by Anonymousreply 1307/31/2020

I'm the asshole OP who starts the 43rd Ellen thread. FF and blocked.

by Anonymousreply 1407/31/2020

I'm the pallets of unused Cover Girl makeup in Ellen and Portia's storage unit, courtesy of Ellen's endorsement deal. I'll never get used, but she's too stingy to donate me. All the mascara will congeal and leak into the adjoining unit during the hot summer months.

by Anonymousreply 1507/31/2020

I’m the secret phone calls that Ellen keeps making to Anne Heche begging her to tell me “This too shall pass”. However, the only replies Anne can give her is either “I suck real dick now babe, not your plastic one” or “I’m Anne, Mistress Zandau from the Planet DooPooDa, the space boards in 30 minutes”.

by Anonymousreply 1607/31/2020

Ellen’s the type of person that makes people work a full Friday before a three day weekend.

by Anonymousreply 1707/31/2020

I'm the fat guy on Ellen she always made squeal like a piggy.

by Anonymousreply 1808/02/2020

I'm the number "911" and I'm not only the number for EMERGENCY, but I'm also the number of times Portia has dialed me when Ellen goes all pimp style.

"WHO'S PUSSY IS IT?!!" "yours, sir"

by Anonymousreply 1908/02/2020

I'm Wendy, and ima tell you this bitch needs a HIATUS.

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by Anonymousreply 2008/02/2020

R20 What’s with the eye poppin thing, isn’t that a racial stereotype best avoided?

by Anonymousreply 2108/02/2020

I'm the "jump-scare." Ellen will use me on the guests of her show and frustrated employees repeatedly.

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by Anonymousreply 2208/02/2020

I’m the longer hair and colourful wardrobe Ellen abandoned in favour of her severe suits and spiky ‘do. I created the illusion of warmth that is now gone forever.

by Anonymousreply 2308/02/2020

I'm everyone else. It's our fault.

by Anonymousreply 2408/02/2020

I’m anger management, and I top the long list of Ellen’s unresolved issues!

by Anonymousreply 2508/02/2020

I'm the angry INCEL, booted from reddit for running a pro rape sub, that just hates absolutely EVERYTHING 🚺♀️, running to DL to start another Ellen thread. I'm thinking of going trans too, but I love my dick, especially when I angry stroke it to lesbian porn.

by Anonymousreply 2608/02/2020

I’m the giant turd she has left in her personal bathroom on set. A PA is required to flush my toilet for me.

by Anonymousreply 2708/02/2020

R26 nope. Just a middle age queen here.

by Anonymousreply 2808/02/2020

I’m projection, and I’m also R26!

by Anonymousreply 2908/02/2020

Maybe she needs to go on over to the view. Stir her up and see the true Ellen come out!

by Anonymousreply 3008/03/2020
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