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I need more porn

I've watched every single video on the internet of gay men providing no-recip blowjobs to ostensibly straight men. There are other scenarios that get me off, but this is the most reliable. Can you guys please help me find more?

by Anonymousreply 51September 12, 2022 5:58 PM

You seem to have way more time on your hands than I do OP.

by Anonymousreply 1August 1, 2020 1:24 AM

R1 He also has a lot of semen on his hands, I suspect.

by Anonymousreply 2August 1, 2020 1:26 AM

OP is a Pizzagate-peddling, Herman Cain-mourning, Trump propaganda troll.

F&F, then kill it with fire.

by Anonymousreply 3August 1, 2020 4:34 AM

R3 I would suggest you not bring politics into everything. Ultimately, what is going to happen is going to happen. Devoting your whole life to it is just a waste of time. Just my opinion.

by Anonymousreply 4August 1, 2020 6:26 AM

Bump

by Anonymousreply 5August 7, 2020 7:55 PM

MARY!

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by Anonymousreply 6August 7, 2020 8:01 PM

R6 I can't find any I haven't already seen.

by Anonymousreply 7August 8, 2020 12:45 AM

I agree with R1 and R2 You have WAY too much time (and semen) on your hands. Why not try and learn a foreign language or write pornography? Yeesh.

by Anonymousreply 8August 14, 2020 8:50 PM

If you've watched "every single one" of them -- how do you expect us to find more? Film them ourselves?

by Anonymousreply 9August 14, 2020 8:53 PM

newtumbl has a lot of fun bits

by Anonymousreply 10August 14, 2020 8:54 PM

Write fanfic involving you and some of those Republican politicians you want deeply inside you, OP! Start with the mayor of Sioux Falls.

by Anonymousreply 11August 14, 2020 8:55 PM

Take up gardening

by Anonymousreply 12August 14, 2020 9:15 PM

R11 That's not a bad idea, actually.

by Anonymousreply 13August 14, 2020 10:04 PM

im only into vr porn. I use an Oculus go and it us amazing!! however I wonder why is that there is so little gay porn in virtual reality. it seems that straights are more into this kind of porn than gays.

by Anonymousreply 14August 14, 2020 10:25 PM

I tried that VR stuff once and it just gave me a headache.

by Anonymousreply 15August 14, 2020 11:13 PM

r15 maybe you used a smartphone. most people do mot experience headaches with oculus

by Anonymousreply 16August 14, 2020 11:51 PM

r16 I used the Google Daydream device with my phone. How does the Oculus work?

by Anonymousreply 17August 14, 2020 11:55 PM

google daydream is not "real" virtual reality. you can buy an used oculus on ebay and compare the difference. the oculus gives you a more inmersive experience to such a point where you can actually feel that you can touch and smell a person. besides, oculus has a technology that helps to eliminate feeling dizzy and headachy.

by Anonymousreply 18August 15, 2020 12:14 AM

Please help me, DL! I'm starving!

by Anonymousreply 19August 16, 2020 3:42 PM

What about the scenario where someone pays. Maybe that can get you off as their is a sort of a non reciprocal or lack of feeling from one party. You need to open up your kink

by Anonymousreply 20August 16, 2020 3:51 PM

there not their

by Anonymousreply 21August 16, 2020 3:52 PM

R20 yes, I think I am ok with that.

by Anonymousreply 22August 18, 2020 4:20 PM

[quote]I've watched every single video on the internet of gay men providing no-recip blowjobs to ostensibly straight men.

This kind of porn puts me to sleep so I cant help you

by Anonymousreply 23August 18, 2020 5:39 PM

What kind do you like R23?

by Anonymousreply 24September 29, 2020 4:24 AM

"OP is a Pizzagate-peddling, Herman Cain-mourning, Trump propaganda troll."

Figures a Log Cabinette would be a straight guy fetishist (and probably a huge bottom)

by Anonymousreply 25September 29, 2020 4:26 AM

Defacto has made it clear many times that he's a total bottom.

It's also clear that he's what happens when a total bottom doesn't find a total top boyfriend before his shelf life expires. They literally end up running out of porn to watch. So please, bottoms of DL who haven't yet aged out of the marketplace, take after Ernst's example and find yourself a big burly husbear, before it's too late and you end up like Defacto.

by Anonymousreply 26September 29, 2020 4:39 AM

[quote] It's also clear that he's what happens when a total bottom doesn't find a total top boyfriend before his shelf life expires

This was funny the first time you said it.

by Anonymousreply 27September 30, 2020 5:46 AM

Bump.

by Anonymousreply 28December 30, 2020 4:34 AM

This is my personal favourite

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by Anonymousreply 29December 30, 2020 5:13 AM

[quote] I've watched every single video on the internet of gay men providing no-recip blowjobs to ostensibly straight men.

Your mother and I are very proud.

by Anonymousreply 30December 30, 2020 5:23 AM

Defatso, go finger yourself over pics of Donald Trump.

by Anonymousreply 31December 30, 2020 5:27 AM

More please.

by Anonymousreply 32January 21, 2021 6:06 AM

I find that kind of porn hot sometimes myself, and often when I get really worked up think how fun it would be to do that in real life. I live across from a university and think in those moments that it'd be hot to have the students stop by whenever they needed release.

But then I realise that you would need to really LOVE sucking cock and swallowing cum for that to be something to do, and I just don't.

However, giving wristies for a living, I could absolutely do that.

I agree with the poster upthread who suggested trying to write your own porn. I realised the other day I haven't actually watched porn for months now, there's nothing there that really interests me anymore. I am more likely to jack off to fully clothed but sexy pics of guys and let my imagination run wild. But I think writing erotica could be really fun. At least you could make it the stuff you really want to see.

by Anonymousreply 33January 21, 2021 6:17 AM

I’m glad someone likes this, it does nothing for me. Scout out some Only Fan accounts, I’m sure there must be a few dudes who specialize in this and can continue to feed your need.

by Anonymousreply 34January 21, 2021 6:19 AM

R34 I need to find a way to pay for it that won’t end up on my credit card bill. Thoughts?

by Anonymousreply 35January 21, 2021 2:21 PM

Bump.

by Anonymousreply 36April 29, 2021 6:20 AM

Why don’t you actually go out and have sex? You know, with real people

by Anonymousreply 37April 29, 2021 6:53 AM

R37 see r1 of this thread.

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by Anonymousreply 38April 29, 2021 7:15 AM

Bump

by Anonymousreply 39December 9, 2021 1:40 PM

Davida, stop bumping all your old posts from your now-banned Defacto and Dejure accounts. The front page is nothing but grayed-out posts by your old redtagged troll accounts.

by Anonymousreply 40December 9, 2021 3:15 PM

I’m not Davida r40.

by Anonymousreply 41December 17, 2021 1:38 PM

Nor are you banned, Defact0, as you should be, a la your now-banned Defacto and Dejure IDs.

Muriel?!?

by Anonymousreply 42December 17, 2021 1:45 PM

R42 what did I ever do to you?

by Anonymousreply 43December 17, 2021 1:47 PM

Think 2015, asswipe.

by Anonymousreply 44December 17, 2021 1:51 PM

Oh r44 are you one of the people who lobbied Muriel endlessly for an entire year to not let us bump anymore and then got all outraged and blamed me when she did just that?

by Anonymousreply 45December 17, 2021 1:59 PM

VERY subtle, r40

by Anonymousreply 46December 17, 2021 2:02 PM

Bump

by Anonymousreply 47May 29, 2022 7:24 PM

Bump

by Anonymousreply 48June 30, 2022 4:06 PM

Bump

by Anonymousreply 49August 18, 2022 3:03 PM

Bump

by Anonymousreply 50September 12, 2022 3:37 PM

R29 does the hairy Aussie bear have his own thread on DL? I think I'm in LOVE. No, seriously!

by Anonymousreply 51September 12, 2022 5:58 PM
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