Thoughts on this dudes ass

Sexy

Hi, .

He loves showing off that cake.

If he squirts a little diarrhea in your mouth, would you swallow?

Cake Check

Decent but the person it is attached to seems obnoxious

Nice butt

But why do people do this? Film and post it?

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All this eating-out business just seems like cunnilingus envy. I guess stomach parasites from shit is better than throat cancer from pussy juice, but seriously.

[quote] All this eating-out business just seems like cunnilingus envy.

No, the equivalent to eating a girl out is sucking a cock. Eating ass is eating ass.

People skip the pussy and eat her ass?

I have seen men eating female ass in femdom porn. But I can't say I've ever heard real life men bragging about all the chick butt they licked last weekend.

Who knows or cares?

They don’t skip the pussy to eat the ass you fucking brainless shits. They eat the pussy AND the ass 🙄🙄🙄

My point is that we don't all have dingleberry breath here, you pig.

Are you the same guy who was arguing that Caesar salad is white trash food, R16?

R18 no. Wtf.

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If straight people do eat ass now, then they deserve the complications too.

I wonder if it’s hairy

Everyone knows straight people eat ass. It’s gone mainstream

Seems like you are right, R23. I don't spend much time keeping tabs on that

Call me when guys start fisting their wives.

R25 you should google straight fisting porn. A lot do that too Lmaooo

I mean guys fisting their wives asses in the suburbs. Surely things aren't moving that fast.

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Straight people copy gay people like white people copy black people.

Everything that gays do the straights eventually do.

Rimming in straight porn was rare and a kink. Now they all do it. Men and women. Young people do it like it’s nothing.

In the past it was a gay thing.

[quote] Are you the same guy who was arguing that Caesar salad is white trash food

No, that was me. LOL

Does ColeyVance have *AN* OnlyFans?

Well I hope I don't find out you are right too, R31. I can only handle so much cognitive dissonance in one night.

R32 I don’t think so.

r34 SAD!

[quote] Does ColeyVance have *AN* OnlyFans?

Why the asterisks around and capitalization of “AN”?

Fatty

r36 because people mock the way users say "an onlyfans", apparently it is "a Onlyfans"

A drag queen eyebrows are too faggy for me

But I still eat that azz like it's groceries.

That ass is too beaucoup.

I think he claims he is straight lol

That's a Sunday dinner rump roast, that's for sure. But sadly, he does seem to have much in the breakfast sausage & eggs department.

He ruined a perfectly decent penis.

R42: But sadly, he does NOT seem to have much

r41 his eyebrows and teeth say otherwise

What is gay eyebrows?

Overplucked overgroomed?