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Just for cheerful fun, how many people will come to your funeral if you died today?

You might, you know. Give yourself a eulogy. Be brief and don't bore people.

by Anonymousreply 1007/31/2020

He had a hot ass, but he couldn't live forever.

by Anonymousreply 107/31/2020

No one is coming because of COVID 19

by Anonymousreply 207/31/2020

None. Donating my body to UM medical school to be sliced and diced.

by Anonymousreply 307/31/2020

I don't care. I will be dead.

by Anonymousreply 407/31/2020

zero. i don't know anyone, anymore.

i had an aunt that told her daughter to let the city take her body, and not to claim it. her reasoning? "you shouldn't have to pay to be born, or to die". crusty broad!

by Anonymousreply 507/31/2020

Zero, if my wishes are followed there won't be a funeral. I will die, be cremated, ashes spread somewhere, and hopefully forgotten as I believe the dead should be. People make too big of a deal over old people dying.

by Anonymousreply 607/31/2020

No funeral. I'll be cremated, and my ashes, along with those of my parents and my pets will be taken by my best friend and placed on a cliff above the Pacific Ocean in San Francisco. And if I could figure out a way to generate 1800 degrees F, I'd be cremated at home.

by Anonymousreply 707/31/2020

I've out lived most of the people who might show up, so it'd be a sparse crowd.

by Anonymousreply 807/31/2020

Not having a lame ass funeral. But my siblings will throw me a wild dead part, serving fondue and an array of Napa wines, while sad depressing folk music is piped in.

by Anonymousreply 907/31/2020

I'd imagine about 50 will show up in person and the rest (100?) will watch the live feed from the comfort of their homes, but doubt if anyone will tune in for the whole service - just long enough to say they watched.

Brief eulogy: He died with no regrets and there be will light snacks and beverages in the Fellowship Hall Dining Room after the service.

by Anonymousreply 1007/31/2020
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