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Super gay pastor complains about masks

Who's had him - because honey he is queening out.

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by Anonymousreply 85August 24, 2020 2:28 AM

Teeth look like Stonehenge.

by Anonymousreply 1July 31, 2020 11:24 PM

Your wife?!?! What’s his name?

by Anonymousreply 2July 31, 2020 11:28 PM

These people are crazy.

by Anonymousreply 3July 31, 2020 11:29 PM

Hey, I'd buttfuck him. Despite all of it, I think he's hot.

by Anonymousreply 4July 31, 2020 11:32 PM

It doesn’t matter WHAT your opinion is on masks, it’s called CAUTION ON THE SIDE OF ERROR!

by Anonymousreply 5July 31, 2020 11:34 PM

I could only watch for 15 seconds, voluntarily. What's the wedding band worn on the right hand ring finger signify?

by Anonymousreply 6July 31, 2020 11:34 PM

He's like the gay mob boss on Madtv. LOL

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by Anonymousreply 7July 31, 2020 11:37 PM

r6 The image is reversed for some reason. I think it happens when you use the front camera on some phones. Under Armour shirts have the logo on the other side, that's how I know.

by Anonymousreply 8July 31, 2020 11:39 PM

I couldn't even make it through the video, I wanted to punch this dipshit in the face so god damned hard. He's a fucking "preacher", not a doctor. This makes me want to, all the more, shame people like him for going into stores then taking their masks off. He expects people to follow his "rules" in whatever scam church he collects money from and defrauds his parishioners, but can't follow the rules of a private business on private property. What a fucking hypocrite. His whole point of view is that he goes into stores and starts speed talking and yelling at everyone and throwing a tantrum that he is some how more "special" than everyone else. I hope he gets COVID in his little dick and the blood clots require it to be amputated off before he croaks.

by Anonymousreply 9July 31, 2020 11:40 PM

Dipshits like these do this shit on Youtube or at their churches, but if they tried to pull this crap in an actual hospital in front of actual doctors, their stupid asses would get arrested and dragged out of there with the quickness.

by Anonymousreply 10July 31, 2020 11:42 PM

He seems like the guy that most old timers on Datalounge imagine that they look like. And he talks fast and is hyper aggressive and defensive. It's not queeny as much as angry and stressed. He's a bit sexy to me. I'd rough fuck him. I don't find him to be a queen. Most men with wives and a mess of kids and too many bills are a bit hyper. He's a hot husband. He'd have to give up the lord to take my big dick though.

by Anonymousreply 11July 31, 2020 11:42 PM

[quote] It's not queeny as much as angry and stressed

yeah, I don't get the queeny part either....but he's a drama queen for sure

by Anonymousreply 12July 31, 2020 11:45 PM

I think this is the first wife which he ditched.

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by Anonymousreply 13July 31, 2020 11:46 PM

The more "Christian" they are,....the more fucking stupid they are.... And yes, he's a big ol' bottom.

by Anonymousreply 14July 31, 2020 11:46 PM
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by Anonymousreply 15July 31, 2020 11:46 PM

He clearly doesn't need any more of those coffees.

by Anonymousreply 16July 31, 2020 11:47 PM

Why do people do videos in their cars? I see so many people do this.

by Anonymousreply 17July 31, 2020 11:47 PM

He's not gay. Many Southern men give off those vibes. Some Southern straight men can be expressive. And no, I'm not Lindsey Graham.

by Anonymousreply 18July 31, 2020 11:50 PM

Fat ex wife + hair snipped and colored + workout gear = GAY GAY GAY

by Anonymousreply 19July 31, 2020 11:53 PM

Strap his hands down and he might, MIGHT get away with being straight . . .

by Anonymousreply 20July 31, 2020 11:57 PM

[quote]Under Armour shirts have the logo on the other side, that's how I know.

I find this strangely tragic.

by Anonymousreply 21August 1, 2020 12:00 AM

He is a man of the cloth? Religion is such utter bullshit.

by Anonymousreply 22August 1, 2020 12:10 AM

[quote]He's not gay. Many Southern men give off those vibes.

As someone who lived in the South for a few years, I can agree with this. I saw many straight, married men who would open their mouths and Prada handbags would fall out. I think the idea is where Leslie Howard got his inspiration to play Ashley in GWTW. Some Southern men just appear to be gay.

by Anonymousreply 23August 1, 2020 12:16 AM

Gay Gaylord is Gay for the Lord.

by Anonymousreply 24August 1, 2020 12:25 AM

Maybe he's furious because Dunkin' Donuts is closing 800 stores

by Anonymousreply 25August 1, 2020 12:27 AM

I predict he'll go viral again in September when he catches the virus.

by Anonymousreply 26August 1, 2020 12:27 AM

Obviously, his wife is not fulfilling his needs. Why else would he have to sit in his car and rant about Dunkin' Donuts? Maybe a few of you missionaries need to look him up and indoctrinate him into the religion of man love.

by Anonymousreply 27August 1, 2020 12:30 AM

I would hate fuck him to make him shut up.

by Anonymousreply 28August 1, 2020 12:33 AM

Geez Louise he needs to lay off the fucking sugar.

by Anonymousreply 29August 1, 2020 12:43 AM

The man's as gay as a picnic basket!

by Anonymousreply 30August 1, 2020 12:46 AM

Stupidity boggles the mind!

by Anonymousreply 31August 1, 2020 12:49 AM

Sorry for my dyslexic post. 🤦‍♂️

by Anonymousreply 32August 1, 2020 1:10 AM

This guy makes me so fucking angry

by Anonymousreply 33August 1, 2020 1:16 AM

Yep he needs me to top the Jesus out of him. Freak but cute nonetheless.

by Anonymousreply 34August 1, 2020 2:18 AM

Gym Jordan’s kunt’ry Kousin

by Anonymousreply 35August 1, 2020 2:31 AM

Of course this pussy has disabled comments on the video.

by Anonymousreply 36August 1, 2020 3:13 AM

He has removed the block on new comments.

Go to YouTube and drag him!

by Anonymousreply 37August 1, 2020 12:14 PM

I hate it when gay men try to call people gay who aren’t, especially when it’s someone being a jerk or misbehaving. Why insult real gay people like this? Not cool.

by Anonymousreply 38August 1, 2020 12:36 PM

Agreed R38. They call him a queen? Because he exhibits hysteria - but they still want to blow him. Gays are self loathing. They either want to fuck you or compete with you, usually both. And most aren't even aware that they do it all the time. That's why forming real friendships and lasting love between two gay men present big challenges. But elder gay competition style on DL is to make a mockery of masculinity in its various forms. Because that's how you diminish a man who wouldn't fuck you. You feminize him. No wonder DL is full of so many misogynists and transphobes. This is the land of impotence and incels. Ancient white gay men.

The pastor is a dangerous lunatic. The end. He don't want your filthy mouth on him. Don't make him "gay" just because he talks fast and has tantrums. That's you.

by Anonymousreply 39August 1, 2020 12:59 PM

Fuck off and die, R39. And take your silly faux-analysis with you.

by Anonymousreply 40August 1, 2020 1:03 PM

It's the caffeine, 7 creams and 5 sugars

by Anonymousreply 41August 1, 2020 1:03 PM

r39 OP here - I called him super gay because he appears to be super gay to me, and yes I am gay. He is like Leslie Jordan on steroids. I don't want to fuck him I want to expose him. I am not trying to insult my people but at least 80% of us know this guy in some fashion. Ultra religious, ultra-conservative but get a hard-on from Zac Effron.

by Anonymousreply 42August 1, 2020 1:09 PM

Not really, dude

by Anonymousreply 43August 1, 2020 1:12 PM

I’ve heard people call Pastor Locke many things. Never gay.

by Anonymousreply 44August 1, 2020 1:13 PM

Guurl has some issues

by Anonymousreply 45August 1, 2020 1:15 PM

[quote]I hope he gets COVID in his little dick and the blood clots require it to be amputated off before he croaks.

Why? He’ll only grow another dick on his arm.

by Anonymousreply 46August 1, 2020 1:16 PM

[quote]He is a man of the cloth?

Taffeta’s a cloth.

by Anonymousreply 47August 1, 2020 1:20 PM

he's a fucking dumb cunt

by Anonymousreply 48August 1, 2020 1:23 PM

Contracting Covid in 3...2...1...

by Anonymousreply 49August 1, 2020 1:23 PM

I could only take a couple minutes of this dizzy bitch carrying on about her entitlement being impeded. She’s about to find out why these masks are being required. Hope her life insurance is paid up for the poor, put upon “wife.” R39, while you make a couple valid points, they are negated by your verbiage: “gay men....they.” Are you not a gay man? .

by Anonymousreply 50August 1, 2020 1:37 PM

You got your pronouns screwed up

by Anonymousreply 51August 1, 2020 1:39 PM

“Jack sprat” instead of jack shit. Lol. Pussy

by Anonymousreply 52August 1, 2020 1:42 PM

He may be straight, but look at his hair, his beard, his wardrobe. His aesthetic is unquestionably GAY, GAY, GAY!!!

by Anonymousreply 53August 1, 2020 1:47 PM

Typical "Charismatic Christian Narcissism" (CCN) very common in male of the species.

by Anonymousreply 54August 1, 2020 2:03 PM

R53, not in 2020

by Anonymousreply 55August 1, 2020 2:13 PM

R53, have you been to a gym or to an instagram page lately?

by Anonymousreply 56August 1, 2020 2:13 PM

He's not just Southern he's a type of Southern evangelical preacher. They come in several types. The older type was Bubba with a Bible. Fat good old boy, often overtly hostile to gays and a believer in male superiority. (There's a parody account of this type Twitter who addresses his congregation as "Men and lesser women.") But the newer type is supposed to be fit, handsome and emotional (even a little sensitive. ) it's a performance. His congregation (especially the women) demand it. It's a marketing ploy.

by Anonymousreply 57August 1, 2020 2:22 PM

Asshole. Selfish belligerence like this is part of the American culture and that’s part of the reason this country is a huge fail on COVID. Plus Jesus.

by Anonymousreply 58August 1, 2020 2:30 PM

Miss Jesus was clearly asleep at the wheel, or there would never have been Covid-19.

When there's any sort of natural disaster on the way, Miss Jesus drops the ball. Every fucking time.

by Anonymousreply 59August 1, 2020 2:48 PM

Blasphemy is foolish

by Anonymousreply 60August 1, 2020 2:58 PM

R7 Thank you! I'm in tears, laughing so hard. I never saw that skit. I need to go back and watch it again...

by Anonymousreply 61August 1, 2020 3:22 PM

Manic asshole behavior is not sexy. He’s hysterical with emotion; that’s why people read him as queeny. He does come across as conflicted, confused and dodgy as fuck, so I get the closet case vibe. Every married closet case I’ve known is angry as hell just like this idiot.

by Anonymousreply 62August 1, 2020 3:40 PM

He is a very popular and well-known pastor who is a Trumper culture warrior. He helps deliver the votes Trump needs

by Anonymousreply 63August 1, 2020 3:44 PM

It's "err on the side of caution," R5.

by Anonymousreply 64August 1, 2020 3:45 PM

Who would admit to loving Dunkin' Donuts?

by Anonymousreply 65August 1, 2020 3:46 PM

[quote]Who would admit to loving Dunkin' Donuts?

Especially in the South where Krispy Kreme is King

by Anonymousreply 66August 1, 2020 7:12 PM

His tightly UnderArmour-encased moobs indicate he is an avid consumer of Dunkin Donuts.

by Anonymousreply 67August 1, 2020 7:16 PM

Of course he would like sweet, sticky fried dough with his immature American palate. He's an American infant.

by Anonymousreply 68August 1, 2020 8:22 PM

Krispy Kreme is a little fancy, therefore, gay.

by Anonymousreply 69August 1, 2020 8:33 PM

Jesus goes to starbucks

by Anonymousreply 70August 1, 2020 9:21 PM

In the South, when a student expresses interest in being an actor, a guidance counselor will push them into seminary. "Boy, you've been called to preach!" More of these preachers should be left alone to go the acting route.

by Anonymousreply 71August 1, 2020 9:28 PM

Guidance counselors should stay out of religion but I know it's the fucking South. They even hate Catholics down there.

by Anonymousreply 72August 1, 2020 9:50 PM

"7 creams and 5 sugars"

He's already got enough "sugar in his tank".

by Anonymousreply 73August 1, 2020 10:03 PM

#WontBackDown

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by Anonymousreply 74August 1, 2020 11:04 PM

Lol@ tough talker in video @R74. He looks like a Castro Clone.

by Anonymousreply 75August 1, 2020 11:43 PM

Out of a lifetime of knowing Christians, I can think of three or four who actually conduct themselves in a Christlike manner. The rest can die in a grease fire.

by Anonymousreply 76August 1, 2020 11:56 PM

He feels so upset with Antifa. Maybe he can speak to their president?

by Anonymousreply 77August 2, 2020 2:10 AM

He’s as gay as Beverly Leslie.

by Anonymousreply 78August 2, 2020 2:20 AM

He’s a prosperity evangelical. You know the kind, give me all your money and maybe you’ll get rich too.

by Anonymousreply 79August 2, 2020 2:21 AM

He’s in love with how outrageous he thinks he is ... “y’all better buckle up because some people haven’t been able to take what a straight shooter I am.”

As if anyone gives a fuck what some ignorant hillbilly thinks.

by Anonymousreply 80August 2, 2020 2:24 AM

he needs to join The One True Church

by Anonymousreply 81August 2, 2020 10:04 AM

Greg from Grindr? Is that you?

by Anonymousreply 82August 2, 2020 2:05 PM

I want to blow my load on his tits

by Anonymousreply 83August 24, 2020 1:52 AM

[quote] I want to blow my load on his tits

Aim higher.

by Anonymousreply 84August 24, 2020 1:57 AM

He could be one of the June Taylor dancers!

by Anonymousreply 85August 24, 2020 2:28 AM
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