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Lens Dunham is POZ for Coronavirus!

Why, why, why did it have to be Lens?

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by Anonymousreply 5208/01/2020

Get us the fuck away from this crazy bitch!

by Anonymousreply 107/31/2020

Well, hopefully she will lose some much needed weight.

by Anonymousreply 207/31/2020

I bet this fame ho bitch went out and licked doorknobs to get it.

by Anonymousreply 307/31/2020

I think we predicted this when we first starting learning about the virus.

by Anonymousreply 407/31/2020

If that’s how she wears her mask then I’m not surprised she contracted COVID-19

by Anonymousreply 507/31/2020

Have we heard whether Jameela Jamil has gotten it yet, R5?

by Anonymousreply 607/31/2020

She's so full of shit. And food.

by Anonymousreply 707/31/2020

So she suffered from it for 21 days, and is just now (that she has nothing else to grab attention about) decided to talk about it? Cunt.

by Anonymousreply 807/31/2020

I feel sorry for the viral particles floating around inside that blubbery mess. Ugh.

by Anonymousreply 907/31/2020

Of course we know she will offer no proof she ever really had it. but I knew she was going to claim she had it--she claims to suffer from every ailment known to man.

The only two serious ailments she's ever really suffered from are both ongoing: narcissistic personality disorder, and Munchausen syndrome.

by Anonymousreply 1007/31/2020

Hah! I knew this would happen. This woman has no shame.

by Anonymousreply 1107/31/2020

^ And fatness.

by Anonymousreply 1207/31/2020

Before I click on the link, please tell me if she is either naked, topless, bottomless, or if any of her child-like scribbled tattoos are showing. TIA.

by Anonymousreply 1307/31/2020

[quote] And there are weirder symptoms that I'll keep to myself,' she said, uncharacteristically private.

Now I know she didn’t have it. If she really had weird symptoms, she would have described them in the most graphic detail and, if possible, posted pictures.

by Anonymousreply 1407/31/2020

If she had symptoms, she would have molested them as well.

by Anonymousreply 1507/31/2020

I would like to see her come down with a case of Viscious Slapped Face syndrome.

by Anonymousreply 1607/31/2020

Bug chaser!

by Anonymousreply 1707/31/2020

If she was sick for 21 days she sure didn't lose any weight.

by Anonymousreply 1807/31/2020

OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 1907/31/2020

There's a 10% chance she had COVID

by Anonymousreply 2007/31/2020

Is she taking Krokodiloquine?

by Anonymousreply 2107/31/2020

I thought it killed the fatties?

by Anonymousreply 2207/31/2020

Licked doorknobs? She probably paid numerous people to spit in her mouth. She’s an unrelenting narcissist and will do anything to stay in the spotlight.

by Anonymousreply 2307/31/2020

she can go already tbh

by Anonymousreply 2407/31/2020

Is her pussy still edible?

by Anonymousreply 2507/31/2020

R23, did she get a guarantee she wouldn’t get too sick? If not, maybe my husband can do it.

by Anonymousreply 2607/31/2020

Is that grandma's doiley on her face? It's probably an ironic statement.

by Anonymousreply 2707/31/2020

How long will it shut her up?

by Anonymousreply 2807/31/2020

She was probably quiet about it because she attended parties or poetry slams or vagina mirror love-ins and infected others and didn’t want to admit it.

by Anonymousreply 2907/31/2020

Maybe this will encourage to wear more clothes. Please.

by Anonymousreply 3007/31/2020

Her allegedly true account of this illness seems contrived — even for her.

[quote]During her illness, she wrote that, “the nerves in my feet burned and muscles wouldn’t seem to do their job. My hands were numb. I couldn’t tolerate loud noises. I couldn’t sleep but I couldn’t wake up. I lost my sense of taste and smell.”

[quote]“It felt like I was a complex machine that had been unplugged and then had my wires rerouted into the wrong inputs.”

[quote]Dunham said that she did not have to be hospitalized, as a doctor treated her at home, noting that “this kind of hands-on attention is a privilege that is far too unusual in our broken healthcare system.”

[quote]For three weeks, she said her days “blended into each other like a rave gone wrong.”

Faker!

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by Anonymousreply 3107/31/2020

How come so many of these celebrities who claim to have had it don't say so until way after the fact? Lens is very active on Twitter and other social media, so the fact that she's only making this known now is weird. She also has multiple health problems that put her in the high-risk category.

by Anonymousreply 3207/31/2020

Didn' t she have her ovaries out? At least she won't reproduce.

by Anonymousreply 3307/31/2020

Because she’s lying, R32.

But for the celebrities who aren’t, they don’t want to risk the backlash if someone spots them anywhere when they might be contagious, even if they’re just taking out the trash. All it would take is one paparazzi photo where they’re taking a stroll around the block, and suddenly that celebrity who tested positive is no longer the fifth-billed star on a network drama, they’re the asshole hellbent on killing grandma.

by Anonymousreply 3407/31/2020

I think Lens was mask-less in Tulsa with Herman.

by Anonymousreply 3507/31/2020

Such courage.

by Anonymousreply 3607/31/2020

[Quote] I lost my sense of taste and smell.”

Anna Camp said the same thing (after traveling around with her bf instead of staying in).

by Anonymousreply 3707/31/2020

In an unprecedented scientific first, Lens has successfully driven away the coronavirus by forcing it to watch episodes of Girls. Scientists all over the world are taking notes.

by Anonymousreply 3807/31/2020

She broke quarantine as soon as she spotted a photo-op. She will be ventilated on Hollywood Boulevard from noon to 3:00 on Sunday.

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by Anonymousreply 3907/31/2020

Why are you all such haters? What did she ever do to deserve this?

She’s no fucking Ellen DeGeneres . Just another poor neurotic slob like the rest of us slogging through life the best she can

by Anonymousreply 4007/31/2020

We are such haters because:

- She is a pretentious gasbag with no self-awareness or sense of humor (see also Goop)

- She was born on third base and thinks she hit a triple (she grew up in the Manhattan loft of her parents, gallery-represented artists Laurie Simmons and Carroll Dunham)

- She inflicts her overweight body on people in ways that are aggressively unattractive. It accomplishes nothing and only reinforces the criticisms of overweight people. Andy Warhol would have been the first to say, 'Cover that shit up, bitch.' She's not fat heiress Brigid Berlin defying her Social Register upbringing by shooting up and calling her ex-boyfriend onstage to ask for $100 for an abortion — she's just fat, lazy Lena Dunham posing on IG and asking for praise for being lazy and fat, because she was to that manner born.

by Anonymousreply 4107/31/2020

Of course, her case was extra...........extra.

[quote]Lena, who is already immunocompromised, said that she felt 'blessed' to have 'entered the experience as a 'sick' person.' 'Otherwise,' she said, 'I don't know how I would have tolerated crossing that threshold from well to unwell.' Detailing her symptoms, Lena said it started for her with 'achy joints' but since joint pain is a symptom of her 'usual diagnosis' she didn't think much of it. Lena, who is already immunocompromised, said that she felt 'blessed' to have 'entered the experience as a 'sick' person.'

[quote]Adding: 'Suddenly my body simply … revolted. The nerves in my feet burned and muscles wouldn't seem to do their job.'

One more person who she's managed to revolt.

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by Anonymousreply 4208/01/2020

After r31 I'm now completely convinced that even when she tells the truth, she sounds like she's lying, because she cannot stop with the ridiculous metaphors and attempts at symbolism.

It's like the time she said she tried poppers and just got hungry, you KNOW she was trying for an old-fashioned "fat girls get hungry, not horny" kind of thing, probably expecting others to pick up on that and say something so she could rage "How DARE you say things about ladies my size!" Of course, she completely botched it.

She botched this, too. She may have had it but no one believes her.

by Anonymousreply 4308/01/2020

It often kills the obese.

by Anonymousreply 4408/01/2020

She's lying just like she lied about getting raped in college. The crazy narcissist is craving attention.

by Anonymousreply 4508/01/2020

Did she shove pebbles up Corona’s pussy yet?

by Anonymousreply 4608/01/2020

Why do you dislike her so much? I am serious. What has she ever done to you?

by Anonymousreply 4708/01/2020

R47 she continues to breathe.

by Anonymousreply 4808/01/2020

why does she have a tea cosy on her face?

by Anonymousreply 4908/01/2020

Deadline has turned into a horrible shitshow since Nikki Finke left and as with many websites, the comments are Trumper trash central.

But looking at those comments, it's interesting to see a rather universal theme......nobody likes this bitch.

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by Anonymousreply 5008/01/2020

R50 You seem surprised...

by Anonymousreply 5108/01/2020

r6 do we care whether Jamila got it?

by Anonymousreply 5208/01/2020
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