Lens Dunham is POZ for Coronavirus!

Get us the fuck away from this crazy bitch!

Well, hopefully she will lose some much needed weight.

I bet this fame ho bitch went out and licked doorknobs to get it.

I think we predicted this when we first starting learning about the virus.

If that’s how she wears her mask then I’m not surprised she contracted COVID-19

Have we heard whether Jameela Jamil has gotten it yet, R5?

She's so full of shit. And food.

So she suffered from it for 21 days, and is just now (that she has nothing else to grab attention about) decided to talk about it? Cunt.

I feel sorry for the viral particles floating around inside that blubbery mess. Ugh.

Of course we know she will offer no proof she ever really had it. but I knew she was going to claim she had it--she claims to suffer from every ailment known to man.

The only two serious ailments she's ever really suffered from are both ongoing: narcissistic personality disorder, and Munchausen syndrome.

Hah! I knew this would happen. This woman has no shame.

^ And fatness.

Before I click on the link, please tell me if she is either naked, topless, bottomless, or if any of her child-like scribbled tattoos are showing. TIA.

[quote] And there are weirder symptoms that I'll keep to myself,' she said, uncharacteristically private.

Now I know she didn’t have it. If she really had weird symptoms, she would have described them in the most graphic detail and, if possible, posted pictures.

If she had symptoms, she would have molested them as well.

I would like to see her come down with a case of Viscious Slapped Face syndrome.

Bug chaser!

If she was sick for 21 days she sure didn't lose any weight.

OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!

There's a 10% chance she had COVID

Is she taking Krokodiloquine?

I thought it killed the fatties?

Licked doorknobs? She probably paid numerous people to spit in her mouth. She’s an unrelenting narcissist and will do anything to stay in the spotlight.

she can go already tbh

Is her pussy still edible?

R23, did she get a guarantee she wouldn’t get too sick? If not, maybe my husband can do it.

Is that grandma's doiley on her face? It's probably an ironic statement.

How long will it shut her up?

She was probably quiet about it because she attended parties or poetry slams or vagina mirror love-ins and infected others and didn’t want to admit it.

Maybe this will encourage to wear more clothes. Please.

Her allegedly true account of this illness seems contrived — even for her.

[quote]During her illness, she wrote that, “the nerves in my feet burned and muscles wouldn’t seem to do their job. My hands were numb. I couldn’t tolerate loud noises. I couldn’t sleep but I couldn’t wake up. I lost my sense of taste and smell.”

[quote]“It felt like I was a complex machine that had been unplugged and then had my wires rerouted into the wrong inputs.”

[quote]Dunham said that she did not have to be hospitalized, as a doctor treated her at home, noting that “this kind of hands-on attention is a privilege that is far too unusual in our broken healthcare system.”

[quote]For three weeks, she said her days “blended into each other like a rave gone wrong.”

Faker!

How come so many of these celebrities who claim to have had it don't say so until way after the fact? Lens is very active on Twitter and other social media, so the fact that she's only making this known now is weird. She also has multiple health problems that put her in the high-risk category.

Didn' t she have her ovaries out? At least she won't reproduce.

Because she’s lying, R32.

But for the celebrities who aren’t, they don’t want to risk the backlash if someone spots them anywhere when they might be contagious, even if they’re just taking out the trash. All it would take is one paparazzi photo where they’re taking a stroll around the block, and suddenly that celebrity who tested positive is no longer the fifth-billed star on a network drama, they’re the asshole hellbent on killing grandma.

I think Lens was mask-less in Tulsa with Herman.

Such courage.

[Quote] I lost my sense of taste and smell.”

Anna Camp said the same thing (after traveling around with her bf instead of staying in).

In an unprecedented scientific first, Lens has successfully driven away the coronavirus by forcing it to watch episodes of Girls. Scientists all over the world are taking notes.

She broke quarantine as soon as she spotted a photo-op. She will be ventilated on Hollywood Boulevard from noon to 3:00 on Sunday.

Why are you all such haters? What did she ever do to deserve this?

She’s no fucking Ellen DeGeneres . Just another poor neurotic slob like the rest of us slogging through life the best she can

We are such haters because:

- She is a pretentious gasbag with no self-awareness or sense of humor (see also Goop)

- She was born on third base and thinks she hit a triple (she grew up in the Manhattan loft of her parents, gallery-represented artists Laurie Simmons and Carroll Dunham)

- She inflicts her overweight body on people in ways that are aggressively unattractive. It accomplishes nothing and only reinforces the criticisms of overweight people. Andy Warhol would have been the first to say, 'Cover that shit up, bitch.' She's not fat heiress Brigid Berlin defying her Social Register upbringing by shooting up and calling her ex-boyfriend onstage to ask for $100 for an abortion — she's just fat, lazy Lena Dunham posing on IG and asking for praise for being lazy and fat, because she was to that manner born.

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After r31 I'm now completely convinced that even when she tells the truth, she sounds like she's lying, because she cannot stop with the ridiculous metaphors and attempts at symbolism.

It's like the time she said she tried poppers and just got hungry, you KNOW she was trying for an old-fashioned "fat girls get hungry, not horny" kind of thing, probably expecting others to pick up on that and say something so she could rage "How DARE you say things about ladies my size!" Of course, she completely botched it.

She botched this, too. She may have had it but no one believes her.

It often kills the obese.

She's lying just like she lied about getting raped in college. The crazy narcissist is craving attention.

Did she shove pebbles up Corona’s pussy yet?

Why do you dislike her so much? I am serious. What has she ever done to you?

R47 she continues to breathe.

why does she have a tea cosy on her face?

Deadline has turned into a horrible shitshow since Nikki Finke left and as with many websites, the comments are Trumper trash central.

But looking at those comments, it's interesting to see a rather universal theme......nobody likes this bitch.

R50 You seem surprised...

r6 do we care whether Jamila got it?

Fuck you, Lena. I mean, r40.

He had a belly button when I got through with him.

She is so full of shit. I bet she made this up for attention. She is a fucking psycho.

What? There’s a global pandemic that everyone’s talking about it? How can I make it about meeee???

Poor Lens was suffering from that very rare Andy Cohen strain of CV-19, where you wake up one weekend after a coke binge and don't crave coke for the next 48 hours.

Indescribable suffering and deprivation, followed by a need to discuss it on social media 24/7.

So glad she's on the mend.

[Quote]the nerves in my feet burned and muscles wouldn’t seem to do their job. My hands were numb. I couldn’t tolerate loud noises. I couldn’t sleep but I couldn’t wake up. I lost my sense of taste and smell.”

These are genuine symptoms of covid for some. She's still a cow.

She's nuts; somewhere Adam Driver is sighing with relief that he managed to have a real career and leave that cow in the dust.