Did I miss anything, bitches?
I was in a coma since September 10, 2001.
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | July 31, 2020 8:02 PM |
Not a thing!
Everything is fine. Just fine.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | July 31, 2020 7:32 PM |
We’re fine, we send our love.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | July 31, 2020 7:32 PM |
Do you remember that guy from The Apprentice?
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | July 31, 2020 7:33 PM |
First thing you should do is fly to New York and visit the World Trade Center.
I heard it's quite lovely.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | July 31, 2020 7:34 PM |
American and United Airlines sucked before September 10, 2001 and have continued their suckage unabated.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | July 31, 2020 7:36 PM |
Joel filled out nicely.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | July 31, 2020 7:39 PM |
So this little thing happened in November 2008.
You won't believe it, but...
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | July 31, 2020 7:39 PM |
A black man was elected POTUS in 2008 and reelected in 2012. Old, fat, entitled white baby boomers haven't been the same since.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | July 31, 2020 7:40 PM |
Olivia DeHavilland finally died!
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | July 31, 2020 7:42 PM |
Just a heads up. Nobody is walking around wearing masks. It is all your imagination.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | July 31, 2020 7:51 PM |
There is a new country in Asia. It is called Jinha.
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | July 31, 2020 7:51 PM |
We had our first black president and our first orange looking Hitler one.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | July 31, 2020 7:57 PM |
Donald divorced Marla and now a Slavic whore is our First Lady.
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | July 31, 2020 8:02 PM |